A "what if" game

[bending_unit_22]

If you've everplayed "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" then this is basically the same game but you ask "what if" For example, What if monkeys took over the world? So just ask what if for every question. It can be Futurama related or not.


What if we lived on the moon instead of Earth?

[jle1993]

We'd all float around and bang heads before being overrun by cheese monsters

What if I was a futurama character?

[Cloverfield]

Fry wouln't date you

What id i was a millionaire.

[bending_unit_22]

Bender would come and steal all of your money

What if Homer Simpson was on Futurama?

[jle1993]

Futurama would start to suck

What if Fry was a real person

[beccal1993]

The world would befunnier but no-one would really care if he was alive or not!

What if rained J2o like on the advert?

[jle1993]

Everyone would go hyper and have more fun

What if I could find my phone?

[beccal1993]

You could ring people!

What if monogamy was legal?

[Blast_fromthapast07]

We would all die

What would happen if Fry was sent to 20 years in jail?

[Pazuzu]

The world would be destroyed by brains (I dunno!!)

What if I was an aardvark?

[mcneillj]

You would go live in a zoo.

What if there was a Futurama - Doctor who - Simpsons crossover?

[Pariah]

The world would end.

What if we had no troubles?

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

Life would be care free

What if tomorrow never comes

[Apache]

Then were stuck with Saturday always 5 days away

What if Fry kicked Bender?

[hoopymo]

his ass would explode


what if the cast of friends reunited for a one off special?

[Apache]

There would be a big party :D

What if I Farted?

[Dark Jedi]

The universe would end

What if Halo had never been thought of

[Apache]

Myself and 1-18-08 wouldnt have been born, and this forum wouldnt exist !!!

What if I ate the world?

[Dark Jedi]

Then Halo definetly would have been though of.

What if lightspeed travel was real?

[Apache]

Then There would be no trafic jams :D YAY!

What If I had 10,000 posts !

[Cloverfield]

You would be close to me...and i would have to kill you lol

What if i was the best at html in my class.

[Apache]

You will make a good project :D

What if 1-18-08 knew I was posting instead of going on xbox live with him?

[hoopymo]

hed get angry and beat u with a stick


what if i stopped posting

[Dark Jedi]

Then the world would end.........maybe probably not

What if computer worked sometime

[Apache]

Nothing!

What if Starwars wasnt created

[hoopymo]

dark jedi would sit in a white room all day watching a clockwork orange


what if MR.T never said "i pity the fool"

[Dark Jedi]

Then hoopy wouldn't have a role model anymore

What if the forum wasn't created

[hoopymo]

i would be doing something else rite now

what if i got drunk and fell asleep in the snow

[Pariah]

You would be frozen in time and wake up in a place of the unknown.

What if I had a nickel for every nickel?

[Apache]

you would have twice as much money as you have now

What If I Owned Pariah on Halo :p

[Pariah]

*ERROR* *ERROR* *ERROR*
Sorry but that is not physical, psychological, mental, or fictionally possible.

What if I could turn back time?

[Apache]

I would Own you on HALO3 :D

What if Pigs could fly?

[hoopymo]

you would own pariah on halo 3


what if michael jackson was still black

[Apache]

you would own pariah on halo 3
YAY!!

Then he would not have been bullied by his dad

WHAT IF YOU SENT ME £10 VIA PAYPAL?

[Pariah]

That would never happen.

What if everyone died just now?

[Apache]

nothing!

What if Parriah was less annoying ;)

[hoopymo]

i would kill you


what if mark hughes became manager of celtic

[Apache]

Then Arsenal would win everything! Muhahahahaaaaaaaaa!

What if this forum was in chinese

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

I wouldn't understand a word anyone had put in thier post

What if Chuck Norris saved the world from alien invaders?

[Gazereths]

Then the whole world would fall into anarchy.

What if they released Benders Big Score in the UK at the same time as the US?

[Cloverfield]

Then i would be happy :D

What if xmas didnt exsist.

[JoelManiac]

It wouldent be that bad.lol wouldent have to go see family that i see at least twice a week but act like i see them once a year.lol

What if easter didnt exist.

(sorry couldent think of anything.)

[Cloverfield]

Kids would go on a riot

What if my iPhone broke

[Pazuzu]

We would all be doomed as the snails would use this opportunity to take over the world MUAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem*
Alternatively you might just be a bit upset because your phone broke!

What if I had more spare time?

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

I'd build a Time machine and spend my space time going to diffrent decades

What if you had 24 hours to live?

[Cloverfield]

You would watch some TV

What if food never existed?

[Pazuzu]

You would be a lot skinnier!

What if I spontaneously combusted?

[Dark Jedi]

Then there would be a large crater in the earth.

What if the world wasn't so corrupt?

[Cloverfield]

Everything would be normal, which is weird

What id cloverfield came out today?

[Apache]

then you would not be on the forum :D

What if shamoo was a sheep?

[NovaMist]

Then we would all have fleas in our hair and wool stuck in our ears.

What if I didn't have to be at work in six hours? :(

[Apache]

You would be on the forum even longer!

What if I could drive

[NovaMist]

Then you'd waste all your money on petrol, insurance and mechanic bills! :(

What if I could break through my writer's block and complete all my unfinished fanfics?

[Apache]

then you would be rich.

What if I had nothing to do?

[Dark Jedi]

Your life would be boring

What if i didn't have lots of assginements

[Apache]

you would have nothing to do

what if i wasnt being pestered by clover

[Dark Jedi]

Your life would be perfect

What if money grew on trees

[Apache]

You would be a very rich man, but so would everybody else, so everyone would be poor, and communism would take over lol

What if I wasnt an admin?

[NovaMist]

Then your online life would be nowhere near as exciting!

What if I didn't have to buy so many Xmas presents for people?

[Apache]

You would be a Grinch, rich and unpopular

What if it was christmas tomoro

[B-Runner]

you would get your lump of coal a week early.

What if I were an olympic gold medalist.

[NovaMist]

You'd lose your medal/s on the plane flight home. :'(

What if the sky appeared to be pink, rather than blue, to the human eye?

[Dark Jedi]

Then you would never see another colour

What if Phil Collins hadn't been born

[Apache]

Nothing o.O

What if George Bush was dead?

[Dark Jedi]

NOTHING are you mad?

Iraq wouuldn't have happened

What if coke wasn't invented

[Apache]

Im Really ANTI-GEORGE-BUSH and ANTI-TONY-BLAIR and ANTI-GORDON-BROWN lol

which coke are we talking about.

Option A. less druggies
Option B. I would drink lucosade

What if I didnt have to work tomoro?

[NovaMist]

Then you would have a day off, but would also be a lot poorer.

What if they make more seasons of Futurama after the four DVD movies?

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

I'd be happy :)

What if you turned on the news to see that George Bush had resigned as President?

[NovaMist]

I'd be happy! :wink:

What if penguins ruled the earth?

[Apache]

We would all huddle lol

What if Dolphins ruled the world

[NovaMist]

lol Then we would all be using solar batteries in our computers, and sitting on couches that float on the surface of oceans, lakes and other large bodies of water (like in that Halloween episode of The Simpsons!), and eat nothing but kelp.

Ugh! :(

What if kangaroos ruled the earth?

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

Enjoy a Fosters with them

What If Eddie Murphy become America's Black First President?

[Apache]

Everything :D

What if I didnt feel ill

[NovaMist]

Then you'd feel a lot better! :wink: (which I hope you do soon! :))

What if the dog next dog eats my university notes from last semester?

[Apache]

your in for a long night :D

And I did feel better by Christmas Day :D Despite having to be up at 7.30 am :D

What if I had failed my driving test?

[Gazereths]

Then the time it takes for the entire population of the world to get to work/school/the pub, would increase by 78.39 seconds. (Proven by Gazereths' law of relativity)


What if an elastic band wasn't stretchy?

[Apache]

it would have to be destroyed in the place where they got rid of the ring in lotr lol

What i a pin wasnt sharp o.O

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

I wouldn't hurt myself

What If they was no batteries in your remote?

[Apache]

Erm dunno, prod my bro to go and change the chanel :D

What if I hadnt discovered backmasking? (look in the general chat forum)

[NovaMist]

Then your existence would be the poorer for it! After ll, we all need to hear Queen tell us that "it's fun to smoke marijuana" and Britney Spears tell us "sleep with me, I'm not oo young".

:blink:

What if I can't make my mind up what to do for New Years' Eve?

[Apache]

You'll just end up getting drunk

What if I was naked :o

[NovaMist]

Then you might get couch fibres (well, office-chair fibres, anyway) stuck to your backside. Snd even if your signifigant other (if you have one, you poor thing! lol) might not dump you for it, you may develop some sort of rash...

:blink:

What if I end up getting drunk on NYE?

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

Then your doomed

What If I get 10% off the next time I go to the shop

[NovaMist]

Then your bank balance will remain healthy :)

What if I meet the man of my dreams very, very soon?

[Dark Jedi]

He will cheat on you

What if christmas didn't go by so fast?

[NovaMist]

You're mean, Dark Jedi! lol

...

Then you would've got more presents!

What if the moon were made of cheese?

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

Space would smell bad

What If GTA: San Andreas was made into a film

[TK-421]

Suddenly, everyone would blame films for the violence in the world.

What if we were invaded by aliens?

[NovaMist]

They'd bring a whole lot of their space-drugs with them to dump in the water supply, turning us all into mindless hippies. :S

What if toads took over the world?

[Fry-1nat0r]

Then Hypno toad would be their leader and everyone becomes mindless zombies. :D

What if Mom was a kind person? lol

[Apache]

she would make more robots, and would care about all the robots.

What if Leela and bender switched boddies?

[Fry-1nat0r]

Then Leela's body will be destroyed by Benders smoking and drinking.

What if Bender was the captain?

[Apache]

Nothing.

What if I was really really poor?

[NovaMist]

Then you wouldn't be able to buy the next three Futurama movies! :'(

What if I were rich?

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

You could buy the whole of Japan

What if you were stuck in your car in the middle of the desert?

[Davpronk]

I could watch Futurama on my portable dvd player :wink:

What if you were Chuck Norris?

[NovaMist]

Then I would be able to kill two stones with one bird! lol

What if the earth was made from a fine, pink powder?

[Cosmic Ray]

Then more girls than boys would play in the dirt.

What if Fry had passed the emperor through his urinary system??

[Bak]

He would have syphilis.

What if the professor was an intergalactic space pimp?

[NovaMist]

He would have syphilis.

lol Ouch!

What if the professor was an intergalactic space pimp?

Then Fry would be his most popular, ahem, worker and Leela would become Fry's official chaperone.

What if Zoidberg fell in love with Leela?

[Leela+Fry]

Leela would reject him, on account of not being the same species.
What if Fry was killed?

[frys_red_jacket]

that would be the end of futurama

what if fry had never met bender

[Leela+Fry]

Fry would have Leela as a best friend instead.
What if Fry and Leela went to the Simpsons' world

[NovaMist]

Then they would turn yellow.

What if Bender had remained as Coilette, and had never been changed back to his male form?

[Leela+Fry]

He/she would have married Calculon.

What if Fry was a robot

[NightWolf]

then him and bender probably steal, smoke and drink..

What if fry never had met leela

[Leela+Fry]

he'd be shot into the sun 'cuz he refused to take the chip
What if Bender got a lifetime sentence in jail?

[Lucorio]

EXAMPLE: You anser someones what if let's say if someone says "What if Cloverfield never created FFF" and then you post "then bla bla bla"

Ok, What if Fry was never mod?

[frys_red_jacket]

we already have this so itsbeen merged with the other one :)

[Lucorio]

Wewt thanks!

[aphex1982]

If Fry was never mod, then the earth would have been sucked into a black hole.

Thanks Fry


What if the real Fry had went 10,000 years into the future?

[purrl]

he would meet new people and non of this wouldn't of happernd

what if zoidberg was a human?

[Leela+Fry]

Then he'd be even more disgusting!
What if Fry became a werewolf?

[Lucorio]

Then he would get candy!

What if it was raining poop?

[Leela+Fry]

Uh..... moving on....
What if poop wasn't random?

[Lucorio]

Then I wouldnt be suspended or banned from cmf and be my random self.

What If Godzilla ruled the world?

[frys_red_jacket]

everyone would be eaten

what if there was no xmas

[Leela+Fry]

In the year 2008, everyone would be depressed. In the year 3008, everyone would celebrate!
What if I lived in the year 3000?

[Lucorio]

You'd be a old lady saying ''Wait up spaceship!!!!!!"

What if Leela+Fry had a fat, smelly, boyfriend?

[xKathyx2k8x]

Then I would feel sorry for her if she had one.

What if Christmas wasn't real???

[Leela+Fry]

I'd be very sad!
What if my dad let my sister go on the computer?

[Lucorio]

Then your sister would say "YES! Dad's off! Now I can go post on FFF!"

What If I met mr.awesomeness/Drake bell?

[Leela+Fry]

You'd pass out from excitement.
What if Futurama was real?

[Lucorio]

Then we wouldnt be typing this.

what if pokemon where real?

[Leela+Fry]

Then I'd be the best trainer in the land!
What if I had Dialga on my team?

[Leela+Fry]

Then I'd be the best trainer in the land!
What if I had Dialga on my team?

[Lucorio]

Then you'd control time!

What if they revealed the new 5th generation pokemon now!!!! (Theirs gonna be a new thunder type 5th generation pokemon in movie 12, it is said to save the world)

[Leela+Fry]

Then the excitement would be nonexistent!
What if werewolves ruled the world?

[Lucorio]

then I would destroy them with my giant monsters!

what if fat kids broke all the chairs in the world?

[Leela+Fry]

Then we'd make new ones.
What if you were nicer?

[Lucorio]

Then I would stop internet bullying, and real life bully!

what if my cat wasnt such an attention whore.

[Leela+Fry]

Then you would pay less attention to him

[Lucorio]

what if poop (the stuff that comes outta are butts) never exzisted?

[Leela+Fry]

We'd explode from not producing any waste.
What if I forgot a what if question?

[Leela+Fry]

We'd explode from not producing any waste.
What if I forgot a what if question?

[Lucorio]

Then you'd feel stupid.

what if I told you I have to go to bed right now and I'll see ya later?

[Leela+Fry]

Then I'd say bye, see ya later.
What if that really happened?

[Pazuzu]

Then nothing more interesting would come out of it

What if this was a rhetorical question?

[Sharktopus]

Then how could you answer it without asking a question? :P

What if our knees bent the other way?

[Leela+Fry]

Then we wouldn't be able to bend over!
What if I was a wolf?

[Pazuzu]

Then you probably wouldn't have just typed that!
What if my 1:00 lecture hadn't been cancelled today?

[Leela+Fry]

You would've gone and been bored!
What if I defeated Dialga in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time?

[Lucorio]

Then you'd be awesome!

What If my kitty was a good boy and not a hyper, mean, cat?

[Leela+Fry]

Then you'd be happier!
What if I were lvl. 100 in said game?

[Lucorio]

Then you'd be stronger

What If A giant piece of poop ruled the universe?

[Leela+Fry]

Then it'd be a weird universe!
What if Fry dies?

[Lucorio]

Then that would ruin futurama.

What If my farts werent so stinky?

[Leela+Fry]

Then we'd be happier, I guess.
What if Sylar was good?

[Lucorio]

He'd be a rolemodel.

What If it was raining shit?

[Leela+Fry]

Then I'd destroy it with the Venom of Destruction.
What if you possessed the Serum of Creation?

[Lucorio]

I'd shove it up someones ass!

What If You had a brother instead of a sister?

[Leela+Fry]

I'd be ever so pissed!
What if you used quotes so frequently, no one liked you?

[Lucorio]

Then it'd be WOTW all over again

What If i told you I'm going to watch TDK righnt noa and I'll see ya? (I'm going to watch it now so see ya)

[Leela+Fry]

Then I'd say see ya later dude! (see ya later dude!)
What if I knew what the hell WOTW was? (what is WOTW?)