Tonights show

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I'm bored so I thought I would start a thread where I talk about the Simpsons episodes that are on tv each night...they show two in a row here in San Diego!!
First is the one where Homer is SUPPOSED to buy Lisa the electronic diary she wants, but makes her a crappy ( but hilarious ) kiosk video instead...
Bart..." You cut up my skateboard and threw it away!! "
Homer..."I did it for the insurance money!" LOL

Second is when Marge starts lifting weights after being mugged....I wonder if she has forgotten she was a cop once??!! ( man...she looks HORRIBLE with all those muscles!! )

Just felt like sharing....all you guys are asleep....

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Plus in the second episode I mentioned above...Bart dresses up like Apu....he looks JUST like him!!! Even his tiny moustache! ( Lisa plays a magazine rack! ) LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

the episode that was on here tonight was the one where selma takes bart and lisa to duff gardens, and lisa gets drunk lol

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Maggie was drunk once too....from the fumes in Moes'....Bart says "she's a mean drunk too" ROFL


Nothing funnier than a drunk baby.
Or more tragic.
Still funny, though.

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Tonight: Bart is emancipated!!! Homer spent all his tv commercial money...he winds up living under Tony Hawk....SKATEBOARD KING OF THE WORLD!!

Second: Homer prays to God and becomes like ST. Francis of Assisi....all the animals love him and Homer is mad when they join him in the shower!!LOL
Plus....Homer finds the tv remote through prayer.....!

I LOVE 7:00 to 8:00 weeknights!!!

YAY SIMPSONS!!

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Well......turns out I was wrong about the 'Homer in the shower ' thing....wrong episode!




Gort says.........oops.

[Gazereths]

No biggie we all make mistake!!

[frys_red_jacket]

Tonight: Bart is emancipated!!! Homer spent all his tv commercial money...he winds up living under Tony Hawk....SKATEBOARD KING OF THE WORLD!
ive not seen that one in ages

[Gazereths]

Me either..It is a class episode..The only one ive seen recently is the one where marge befriends that convict who is a great artist...and a great arsonist!!..Im sure the voice is very familiar..Cant think who voiced him tho :(

[frys_red_jacket]

michael keaton

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"I'm...Batman..."

No,.............you're not!!
Plus....the episode I was thinking of is when Homer stops going to church!!
Then he burns the house up, I think!

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Ok....tonight I get to watch:
Lisa in a spelling bee...don't remember that one so much....Hmmm..

Then.....Flanders dates a hollywood starlet...I like that one!!

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AH-HA! I'm watching it now....it's the one where Homer chases down the new Mcdon....I mean, Krusty burger Mc Ribwich!
Also Skinner says the new school year will be a w*****g good time! Hehehe...

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[frys_red_jacket]

sorry thought id edit that, you know just to be on the safe side :)
did he really say w*****g good time?
mind you i was watching one the other day and mr burns called U2 w****rs!! lol

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Well...yes....and I was under the impression that the language on the show would be, of course, acceptable for this site!! Oh well...maybe it's a little risque...you're the moderator!!

[Gazereths]

i think that term is a little more offending in England that it is in the states!!! You know how prudish we are!!! :lol:

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Ra-ther!! ( in my perfect english accent which I actually do )

But if they say it on the show, I shouldn't be censored here, right??
I'm a rather outspoken advocate of free speech....altough I certainly respect the fact there are young ones on this site!!

( No......not THOSE young ones!!....would be cool though...hmmmm...)

I'm gonna go get some smokes mate...be back in 1/2 hour or so...

[Gazereths]

OK bud!! im off to get some booze myself!!!

I know where your coming from mate about free speech. But we do have to protect the little ones from such a vile person as yourself :lol: J /K

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Vile,evil,naughty,bad Zoot.....I mean Gort! LOL

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Well......it's stupid Saturday now, so there's no stupid episode on my stupid tv tonight...that's so stupid! Oh well.....I can always pop in a dvd!!!

Looks like it's 1:00 in the morning where most of you are, but only 5:00 in the afternoon/evening here...*sob*

Gort want posting pals....*sob again*

*sniff*

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Okay..............tonights' shows for me are ( as if you care )........
1 Simpsons on a dude ranch after Homer writes a song about stupid Flanders!!

2 Santas Little Helper is the new Duff dog.....YAY!! DUFFMAN episode!!

[Cloverfield]

In England we get about 21 episodes a week.

[frys_red_jacket]

i think that term is a little more offending in England that it is in the states!!! You know how prudish we are!!! :lol:
i had a feeling it wouldn't be as offending in the states with it been used in the simpsons, but when its shown over here that words dubbed out

[frys_red_jacket]

In England we get about 21 episodes a week.
no fair in wales we only get 12 episodes a week, mind you thats only if you haven't got sky

the episode i watched last night was the one where lisa tries to save a tree from been cut down

[Cloverfield]

I have seen that episode so many times now it's not funny.

[frys_red_jacket]

ive seen it a few not as many as a lot of others

[Cloverfield]

It varies. Some episodes they show all the bluddy time, others hardly ever.

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I think lots of Americans don't realise what 'that' word means.....it means Gorts' hobby....LOL

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Tonights' second episode is where Bart and Milhouse find Neds' Beatles collection!! Yay!! I like the part where Milhouse morphs into all the different phases of the Beatles and then Bart quotes Lennon....."Yellow matter custard...dripping from a dead dogs' eye"


Priceless.

[frys_red_jacket]

I think lots of Americans don't realise what 'that' word means.....it means Gorts' hobby....LOL
i think was a bit of an overshare :lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

i won't be able to watch any simpsons on tv for about 3-5 days :(

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How does my post stop you from watching Simpsons?

[frys_red_jacket]

it doesn't lol, i was just saying in general

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Oh.....how come?

[frys_red_jacket]

cos we had our digital system installed yesterday and they forgot to give us a viewing card which means we only get a few channels, all of which there's nothing on we like

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Stupid Wales!!! LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL yep, have to agree

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What's a 'viewing card'?
Gort wants knowledge.

[frys_red_jacket]

its basically just a card that gets inserted into the front of the box to enable us to recieve channels

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Wow.......futuristic.....and weird!

[frys_red_jacket]

lol, im sure there's probably some stuff you have too that us brits would find wierd

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Just look at Bush!!

[frys_red_jacket]

:lol: good point

[cerberus]

lol!

watch smokey come along brandishing his off topic sign....

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YAY!!! Tonight is Sunday.....NEW SIMPSONS!!!!
..........AND a new King of The Hill and Family Guy!!!

Whoo-Hoo!!

[frys_red_jacket]

yay!!! tonight i can actually watch the simpsons again!!!

[cerberus]

i love sundays, lol!!!!!!!

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Sundays' new episode was GREAT, I thought!! Best of the season maybe....guess they're not going downhill any more...Yay!!!
Hey...people in Europe!!!! Yes.....YOU!! When a new eppy is on, when do you see it? I mean, do you see it 9 hours before me or what? Curious as usual!!


( I'm a fan of 'Count of Monte Cristo' )
Revenge!!!!!!! YAY!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

i think we're well behind you with new episodes but can't be sure, i think people with sky must on series 16/17, however people with only analogue freeview or freesat i think we're only on series 13/14

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Thank you so much for that explaination. What did it mean??

[cerberus]

FRJ - if your talking in UK then yes i think thats right.

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What's right? What?

What's goin' on??
Where am I!


Help!!!!!!!!!

( none of her post made sense to me....in USA....)

[cerberus]

I think its cos UK and USA are shown stuff at different times gort.

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That is a given, but I was curious if you get them a day late, day early....week late or whatever...

[cerberus]

generally months gort, for most programs anyway....

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Man....that sucks for you!!! I'll have to try not to post spoilers then!!

[cerberus]

its ok, i find ways to watch em ;)

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Tonight they're showing the one where Homer builds a bear-fighting suit....I LOVE that one !! Yay Gort!! ( Ya see Homers' butt for a minute...hehehe )
Then it's the Lisa and Michael Moore one...........meh.




I said...meh.

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Ya know...that episode was even better than I remembered....what a perfect example of a quality show....great writing, premise....the whole shebang!!

Yay Simpsons!!!

Even the second one....Lisa doing an 'Evita' send-up was good....what a nice evening Gort had!!!
Now I'm watching that goofy 'Deal or no Deal'...while I wait for 24...I watch 'Heroes' on friday as a repeat.....

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One of my favorite scenes are in the 'bear' episode....
Homer makes a giant ball of cotton candy covered with caramel and takes it everywhere with him. While he naps on his famous hammock, ants start to cover it...waking him up...( now, here's the part that gets me every time...)
Homer..."AHHHH ( Homer scream )......Ants!!!.....AHHHH.....birds!!!....AHHHH.... cats.....AHHHH!!!....Flanderseseses..."

ROFLMAO Hehehehe....flander-es-es-es

[frys_red_jacket]

generally months gort, for most programs anyway....

yeah i probably should have been clearer about that, sorry for confusing you gort

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Confusing me occasionaly is fun for me.........I can feel what Homer feels all the time!!

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Okay...I'm excited...tonight they're showing the episode where Tony Blair meets Homer......haven't seen that one since I joined this forum!!

I'll be thinking of my overseas mates as I watch..........miss you guys *sob, sniff*

[frys_red_jacket]

yesyerday i saw the episode where bart loses his hearing and ends up unknowingly mooning the american flag

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That's a good one....don't remember the whole show but I remember that part...

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Tonight is the backyard tennis court one.....hehehehe! Yay!!

Homer doesn't know the difference between tennis and foxy boxing!! LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

yesterday i watched the one where they all had to go to family therapy, a treehouse of horror one (can't remember which number it was but one was where bart started getting this big statue to do stuff for him, like kill skinner) and i also saw the one where prof frink showed bart and lisa their future

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I like the future one....Poor Milhouse........ :cry:

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Tonight is a good one.....Homer frames poor Marge for drunk driving!! She has a blast drinking until then, though!! Marge drunk.......what fun!!

Then......Bart goes to jail and meets a girl..........meh.


I said......meh.

[frys_red_jacket]

ive never seen that one :(

we've got all the old ones showing at the moment, the one yesterday was when bart sets up a plan to get back at nelson

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Classic....but the drunk Marge one is great!! I'm sure you'll get to see it sometime!! :D

[frys_red_jacket]

hopefully :)

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In heaven there's a 2000 inch lcd tv playing Simpsons all the time!!!



Maybe.

[Cloverfield]

Sweet, 1 sec while i go err do something.

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Yea, right!! Like YOU'RE going to heaven!!! :lol:

[Cloverfield]

:( why not?

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I'm just kiddin' mate....if there's a heaven....I think you qualify!!
You seem quite nice!!

[Cloverfield]

'quite' :evil: lol

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Well, tonights' show has LOTS of parts we've all talked about recently....first, the open is the family as japanese animation style superheroes.....then, geezer's rock, Smithers' Burns' tatoo and more.......COOL!!!
The one before that was Bart mooning the flag while deaf....okay ep..

[frys_red_jacket]

the one i watched last night was the one where homer bought marge a bowling ball for her birthday

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Wow....that's an old one!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

yep lol, we're getting all the old ones at the moment

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That's not such a bad thing!! They're not as good as later ones, but still cool!!

Yay!!

[Gazereths]

I disagree..i think the older ones are better....well..not the really old ones...but some of the new ones are weak......up till about season 12..they were the best.

[Cloverfield]

I thought S14 was good.

[Gazereths]

I just think they're running low on ideas...

[Cloverfield]

Not suprising seeming as they have done over 400 episodes.

[Gazereths]

Yes that is true..Thats why i prefer the early epps i think.....

[Cloverfield]

I like them all tbh

[Gazereths]

I like em all...im just saying that the later ones seem to be very light on storyline.....But still very, very funny...!!!

[Cloverfield]

Definately, will take some beating!!!

[Gazereths]

I suppose thats it!!...That the first 10 or so seasons were soooooo good that we have higher expectations....Ah well...cant wait for the movie!!!

[Cloverfield]

Me either, gonna rock. It's been so long since i first heard about it.

[frys_red_jacket]

i remember hearing about the movie, it was advertised at the cinema last year when i went to see ice age 2, i think i actually shouted out "yeah a simpsons movie" lol
anyway the simpsons i watched tonight was another old one, it was the one with the babysitter bandit

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Wow......REALLY old!!! Second one, I think...

And I think the writers have put most of their talent and energy into the movie....we'll see what happens next year.....

[Gazereths]

Hopefully it will kick some major B hind...But we will see!

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We will, indeed!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

i just hope that it doesn't turn out to be not very good

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Well, if I know human nature.....if it is sub-par....the real fans will still defend it.

[frys_red_jacket]

the simpsons i watched yesterday was where homer gets stuck in a hole in the cave and lisa tells him a story and other peoples stories, obviously wasn't on tv though as they are only showing older ones at moment

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Where did you see it, then??
PM me if neccessary......wink, wink!

[BEB]

Tonights was where bart accidently joins the junior campors and they go on a father and sun fishing trip or something

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With Ernest Borgnine??

[frys_red_jacket]

Where did you see it, then??
PM me if neccessary......wink, wink!
ah that would be telling :P

last nights show was when bart joined the junior campers

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Again........with Ernest Borgnine?

( nobody will answer me!! lol )

[BEB]

Yes! lol

[frys_red_jacket]

yeah gort it is

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Yay!!!

Answers!!
( I knew it was all along...lol)

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ROFL gort

is there a new simpsons tonight

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Yup.....kind if a musical one, it seems.

[BEB]

YAY!

Or though I dont like the musical ones much!

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You don't like the Mary Poppins one????? :shock:

[frys_red_jacket]

the mary poppins one is great

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One of my all time favorites!!!!! :D :D :D

[frys_red_jacket]

i always find myself singing along

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"Can I be a boozehound?.....Not til you're fifteen" :lol:

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well this is gonna be like the episode with apus kids and how cletus kids get to be in a show.

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We shall see!! Plus.....Family Guy.....Yay!

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You don't like the Mary Poppins one????? :shock:

Oh yeh, I quite like that one.

but theres 2 I dont that are all singing :evil:

[Cloverfield]

Oh yeah, the musical versions SUCK!

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Some do......some don't.

[Cloverfield]

In this case...DO

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You just don't give up do ya??


Is being wrong THAT important to you?? LOL

[Gurman169]

Best episode in this new season was the first one with the mob it as so great

[frys_red_jacket]

the i watched yesterday was the one where homer sees an alien which turns out to be mr burns

[Gurman169]

I animation on this new episode looks weird

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The Grampa and Selma one?

I didn't care for it.....sigh.....

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It wasnt one of the best ones so far. But still better then last weeks yuk

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I'm with Predy.....let it die.

We have 18 years of gold....don't let it suffer! Hold a pillow over it's little animated head!! LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

i watched 3 episodes last night on my video, they were: the one where lisa and bart join a hockey team, the one where bart thinks he's a healer and the one where homer becomes a boxer

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Those are all good ones......who needs a new season when we have dvd??

[frys_red_jacket]

thats true but i love watching new episodes too

[Gurman169]

there was only one good one this season and that was the first episode, they have def just given up its not that funny any more and the stories are shit grandpa/selama Bart and lisa box fight with (UPS) and where the hell did Nelson come from he wasnt even metioned in the episode. very disapointing

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The Treehouse of Terror was okay, but.......all in all.....

I'll start having dvd parties (with myself) on Sundays....

[frys_red_jacket]

have fun with that :)

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Well....it'll just be me, so if I'm not enjoying myself....I'll have to ask me to leave.
I don't want any of my lip!!

I'll throw myself out!! And I don't want THAT, do I? No......I don't.

[frys_red_jacket]

:lol:

[BEB]

Anybody know if its a new eppisode tonight?

[0]

YA. homer becomes a paparazzi member i think

[0]

nevermind i was wrong. its a repeat. its The Wife Aquatic

[frys_red_jacket]

i don't get simpsons on a saturday or sunday :(

[0]

well its just a repeat anyway. Next week is the new episode

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Last night was a repeat (two actually) from this new season, and they were bad enough for me to watch something else.

Never thought I would say that.....episodes not good enough to watch twice.

Dang!
Some body shoot it and put it out of it's misery......

( I made myself sad....)

[frys_red_jacket]

the one i watched tonight i hadn't seen in a while, was the one where santas little helpers girlfriend has puppies

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Wow....an old one....tonight I have the Homer hires a private eye to spy on Lisa....I like that one....
It has the diary that shocks and spikes people!!
LOL
And the kiosk 'custom' videotape dealio.....

"And Maggies' a baby...not my best friend!!"

[0]

they also showed the one where they smuggle drugs across canada. i love it when apu is screaming and they think hes a terrorist and then he starts again and hes like I took another sip
o yeah and flanders was hilarious
http://www.krustylustudios.com/left/player.php?video=clips/clip3

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Yes......for a newer episode, pretty good!!

Spruce goose indeed!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

the one i saw tonight was where the teachers went on strike

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Tonight I have the Homer makes a bear suit episode!
I like that one.

Before that, sadly, is where Marge takes up weight lifting....meh

[frys_red_jacket]

i liked the one where marge takes up weight lifting

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Yes......I'm taking back my 'meh'! After watching it again...it's good!!

Tonight I have Bart being emancipated after Homer spends his tv commercial money.....

I believe he will meet Tony Hawk.......hmmm......yup.

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O see im pumped for tonights episode. its gonna be a good one. its one of the old ones i like. the first is o brother can you spare a dime where we meet Herb. the other one is flaming moes. quality night thats what it is

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Ah....Flaming Moes'.....classic!!
Yay for you!!

[0]

your right yay for me. but whenever simpsons is on, yay for all

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What a good, good fan!!

I agree!

[0]

Did anyone else see the new episode. I thought it was really funny. kinda like the south park world of warcraft episode but more of a different style of comedy

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Yea.....it seemed the writing is coming back....but it fell apart at the end a little.

Both those shows feed each other.....

"Simpsons did it..."
LOL

[1B-DI]

I liked that ep. When she was chasing Homer around the backyard...LOL

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The first half was like the good 'ol days!

Really good....

[1B-DI]

I actually hadn't seen the other episode either, so it was like they were both new for me!

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YAY!!

And I had seen both Family Guyses, so I switched back to Planet Earth........just in time for caves.....ooooh!!

Purty.
Or...as Paz would say...prettifull....

[0]

and i switched to a hockey game. go figure

[1B-DI]

I took a shower, LOL

[0]

shower. What is this word you speak of

[1B-DI]

LOL...thanks for that laugh, buddy....hahahahahaha

:D

[0]

well on an on topic note im watching the episode where like this reporter lady returned back to springfield after a long time
and Homer made me laugh
"im feeling ashemed of my penis"

[1B-DI]

LOL, I'll have to try to see that tonight

[0]

well it might not be the same cus of the cross country difference.
at the end lisa prayed to spongebob buddah and jesus and they were like should we help her and spongebob was like screw it
man that was funny

[1B-DI]

HA!

I used to be a BIG SpongeBob fan...

[0]

you should of seen this one. he was retarded looking

[1B-DI]

That's assuming you think he looks normal in the first place...

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LOL

Good one Beedster!!

I used to be a big Buddha fan~~~~~wait~~~~~~~still am!!!

[1B-DI]

Yup, that Buddha dude is pretty alright. I have a little Buddha in my room.

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Good 'ol Siddhartha!!!

[0]

i know someon named sidduh :D

[1B-DI]

Um, I'm pretty sure that's different from Siddhartha...

[0]

i know. i dont even know what siddhartha is

[1B-DI]

Prince Siddhartha became the Buddha

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Well......the 400th episode was pretty good!!

The new one before it.....a take off on the show '24' was very....um.....bad.

In my opinion......

And judging from the new movie trailer, it will be AWESOME!!!

[1B-DI]

And I missed it....*cry*

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There will be re-runs til you're a very old woman!!!

[1B-DI]

I just envisioned watching The Simpsons with my grandchildren...LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL!!! come now my precious ones i want you to see what granny used to watch as a child

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Hey....I have that NOW.....I watch movies that my mom saw as a 15 year old......and she's 76 now!!!

My love of antiques and old movies and music has always drawn me closer to older folks....ecspecially my parents!!