barts blackboard sayings

[frys_red_jacket]

whats everyones fav sayings that bart writes on the blackboard at the begining of most episodes? id say one of my favs has to be when he writes "Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough", i thought that one was quite funny :lol:

[cerberus]

lol they're all funny, but strangely. not memorable to me!

[gort]

Too many to remember although they are listed in the episode guide books...they killed those off, didn't they??

[cerberus]

they're not particularly memorable, but there are some good ones....

[gort]

Hey bitey.....I went grocery shopping and now thatI'm back....BAM....you're Farnsworth!! Congrats!!!

[Cloverfield]

In that book gort, it tells you what the blackboard saying for that episode is.

[gort]

I know....I said that above. Then I posed the anecdotal question....they killed off the blackboard gag in favor of the couch open....

[gort]

Plus......my new episode guide covers only seasons 13 and 14....I'm looking forward to it....

[Cloverfield]

Just thsose 2 seasons?

[gort]

Yea....the first book is seasons 1-8....the next is 9 and 10, and the next is 11 and 12.....there's lots of fun stuff mixed in, though.....

I thought you had one? But....if you have the first, it's got way more seasons in it so.........your question is a valid one!!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, i must have the first.

[gort]

OK....back to the blackboard.....

Wait....I have nothing to say.....oh well...

[frys_red_jacket]

lol i don't think anyone has anything to say on this matter......never mind it was worth a shot

[Cloverfield]

We'll see, we might get a few people that have something to say about this.

[Gurman169]

we could probably find some one who posted all of them

[Gazereths]

Here are my faves:

There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"

"butt.com" is not my E-mail address

I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize

I will not surprise the incontinent..... LMAO!!

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I love the one High Explosives and School Dont Mix