barts blackboard sayings

[frys_red_jacket]

whats everyones fav sayings that bart writes on the blackboard at the begining of most episodes? id say one of my favs has to be when he writes "Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough", i thought that one was quite funny :lol:

[cerberus]

lol they're all funny, but strangely. not memorable to me!

[gort]

Too many to remember although they are listed in the episode guide books...they killed those off, didn't they??

[cerberus]

they're not particularly memorable, but there are some good ones....

[gort]

Hey bitey.....I went grocery shopping and now thatI'm back....BAM....you're Farnsworth!! Congrats!!!

[Cloverfield]

In that book gort, it tells you what the blackboard saying for that episode is.

[gort]

I know....I said that above. Then I posed the anecdotal question....they killed off the blackboard gag in favor of the couch open....

[gort]

Plus......my new episode guide covers only seasons 13 and 14....I'm looking forward to it....

[Cloverfield]

Just thsose 2 seasons?

[gort]

Yea....the first book is seasons 1-8....the next is 9 and 10, and the next is 11 and 12.....there's lots of fun stuff mixed in, though.....

I thought you had one? But....if you have the first, it's got way more seasons in it so.........your question is a valid one!!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, i must have the first.

[gort]

OK....back to the blackboard.....

Wait....I have nothing to say.....oh well...

[frys_red_jacket]

lol i don't think anyone has anything to say on this matter......never mind it was worth a shot

[Cloverfield]

We'll see, we might get a few people that have something to say about this.

[Gurman169]

we could probably find some one who posted all of them

[Gazereths]

Here are my faves:

There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"

"butt.com" is not my E-mail address

I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize

I will not surprise the incontinent..... LMAO!!

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I love the one High Explosives and School Dont Mix

[ilovebender.com]

List of chalkboard gags - Wikisimpsons - Simpsons episodes, characters, games, the movie and more! (http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_chalkboard_gags)

I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"

[cinco]

During S13 he wrote 'nobody reads these anymore'.
And it might be the truth.
I sometimes skip them also.

[frys_red_jacket]

i liked the one in the movie, "i will not illegally download this movie" lol

[cinco]

i liked the one in the movie, "i will not illegally download this movie" lol

Yeah, clever. I also like the in-story parodies they sometimes do, like Bart forcing Skinner to fill a blackboard in "Skinner's Sense of Snow".

[I Hate Bottles]

I like the one where Bart writes, "I am not a 32-year-old woman." That one gave me a chuckle. lol

[cinco]

I like the one where Bart writes, "I am not a 32-year-old woman." That one gave me a chuckle. lol

That was a whole hole they smashed in that fourth wall.

[Jigsaw]

They are all kinda funny in their own special way.