[URGENT]

[KING ZOIDY]

My fellow human beings, we face a serious threat to our life as we know it, hippies. Here's a helpful tool to prepare for a Hippie crisis.

Anti-Hippie Action League (http://www.devo.com/tft/hippie/tactics.html)

This is a serious threat people, do not ignore it!

[ilovebender.com]

hippies we're smarter than the average man.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol WTF?

[KING ZOIDY]

lol I stumbled across it an i almost passed out laughing

[KING ZOIDY]

hippies we're smarter than the average man.

If hippies were so smart they'd be able to put a sentence together properly.

[ilovebender.com]

they didn't care if a man was black or white in a time when people did by law.

[KING ZOIDY]

That's because they're a bunch of tree hugging pussies.

[ilovebender.com]

trees = oxygen, oxygen = life

[KING ZOIDY]

Plankton=90% of earths oxygen.

[ilovebender.com]

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/Plankton%2011.jpg

[Yoshirama]

lol they should be going to save the plankton then.

[FryRulz]

That's because they're a bunch of tree hugging pussies.

lol


This thread is epic lol

[1B-DI]

I'm a tree-hugging progressive liberal...does that make me a hippie? lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Yes.

[1B-DI]

Sweet. I also know how to put together a coherent sentence! I win.

[KING ZOIDY]

God damn hippie!

*maces*

[1B-DI]

I'm a hippie. We're impervious to mace. Muahahahaha!

[KING ZOIDY]

Not to night sticks!

*whacks*

[1B-DI]

Well now, that all depends. I've always loved a knight and his stick.

But the nightsticks that the cops use...eh.

[SuicideBooth]

My god... salvation!

[KING ZOIDY]

Come seabreeze! Join the resistance!

[SuicideBooth]

Hell yeah. I am Bullrog, I am determined to cleans the world of hippies! I have the power to have any power I want! lol

[KING ZOIDY]

lol Nice SP reference.

[1B-DI]

It's interesting to find people who want to combat a counterculture movement. Resisting the resistance? Sounds like you're sort of defeating yourselves. lol

[KING ZOIDY]

No u

[SuicideBooth]

They are contagious!

[KING ZOIDY]

With the power of nightsticks and mace, we shall defeat the hippies.

[SuicideBooth]

I'll get Beth xD

[KING ZOIDY]

Who?

[SuicideBooth]

Beth, my bitch!

[nacirema]

i still don't get what zoidys problem with hippys is.

[KING ZOIDY]

All they do is bitch and moan about how the "Corporations are bringing down the world man", and their f*cking solution is to ruin my nice time by hosting a f*cking music fest and smoking pot all day, to add to that I cannot do anything without having some fag hippie protest it because it's not what they like, which ironically, they do nothing but bitch about equality. There's so much more to why I hate those dirty, smelly, baked hippie f*ckers, but I'd rather not get into all of it.

[SuicideBooth]

All they do is bitch and moan about how the "Corporations are bringing down the world man", and their f*cking solution is to ruin my nice time by hosting a f*cking music fest and smoking pot all day, to add to that I cannot do anything without having some fag hippie protest it because it's not what they like, which ironically, they do nothing but bitch about equality. There's so much more to why I hate those dirty, smelly, baked hippie f*ckers, but I'd rather not get into all of it.

yea, what he said!

[KING ZOIDY]

I want to punch every single fucking hippie in the face.

[nacirema]

fcuking retarded.

not all hippys smoke pot, and bitch about everything. and you have no right to hate them protesting, atleast their doin something, it's everyones right to bitch. i'm not tryin to piss on your parade but your reasons for hating them are fcuking stupid.

i'm also not tryin to piss you off or anything but that's really a stupid reason to hate them. just because they bitch and moan about everything. also, most hippys don't smell, well in iowa atleast. you live in hippy central, lol.

[KING ZOIDY]

fcuking retarded.

not all hippys smoke pot, and bitch about everything. and you have no right to hate them protesting, atleast their doin something, it's everyones right to bitch. i'm not tryin to piss on your parade but your reasons for hating them are fcuking stupid.

i'm also not tryin to piss you off or anything but that's really a stupid reason to hate them. just because they bitch and moan about everything. also, most hippys don't smell, well in iowa atleast. you live in hippy central, lol.

1.) ILB...perfect example of the average hippie.

2.) Actually I do, go look at our constitution I can hate whoever I want.

3.) I have justified reasons for hating those smelly hippies, I can repost them if you like.

4.) See above.

5.) It's really irritating to listen to some fucking long hair bitch about the world and have his solution being to smoke pot and play crappy music really loudly.

6.) Go to San Francisco.

[1B-DI]

I don't smoke pot and my hair is shoulder-length, pretty average for a girl.

I take part in civil protests and believe in working to make changes to the world.

I recycle and try to be eco-conscious as much as possible.

The Constitution does not give anyone the right to hate; it simply allows you the right to speak freely. The Constitution does not and cannot regulate a person's ideas or opinions.

[KING ZOIDY]

Free speech ---> I can say if I hate somebody. The right to say I hate hippies.

[1B-DI]

Yes, you can say it. But the Constitution does not say anywhere that people have the right to hate or not hate anyone. :P

[KING ZOIDY]

Freedom of speech and expression. I'm expressing my hatred of hippies. I can debate this as long as I have to, I will win.

[1B-DI]

It's sort of like the freedom of religion thing. Nowhere does it say you have to worship a deity, it just gives you the freedom to do so. The Constitution doesn't give you the right to hate someone, it simply gives you the right to express your opinion.

[KING ZOIDY]

Again, expressing my hatred. So technically it does.

[FryRulz]

Ohhh this thread is just a joy to read

[KING ZOIDY]

You're welcome Fry.

[1B-DI]

lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Zip it hippie!

[1B-DI]

maek me u stooge

[KING ZOIDY]

http://images3.cafepress.com/product/243965873v5_480x480_Front_Color-Charcoal.jpg

[1B-DI]

no u

[KING ZOIDY]

Hippies have no rights.

[The Illusive Man]

Well now, that all depends. I've always loved a knight and his stick.

You can pet my stick in the night if you want

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL

[1B-DI]

Oh Carlos, you always know how to make me all hot and bothered ;)

[The Illusive Man]

Damn right i do :)

[1B-DI]

Take me now, you fool lol

[KING ZOIDY]

GOD DAMN HIPPIE

*maces*

[The Illusive Man]

Take me now, you fool lol

Come follow me to my bed

[1B-DI]

Woohoo!

[The Illusive Man]

Score

[KING ZOIDY]

Fail.

[1B-DI]

Zoidy can't handle our hippie love-fest :P

[KING ZOIDY]

F*ck off you dirty hippies!

[1B-DI]

I had my bath this week, thank you. lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Yeah, a pot bath.

*sprays with hose*

[1B-DI]

I don't do drugs, sir. :P

[Gazereths]

We need Cartman the hippy exterminator!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41v6Q6-dIaL._SS500_.jpg

[1B-DI]

lol

[ilovebender.com]

kz is cartman lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Except i'm not fat.

[ilovebender.com]

... yet lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Never

[ilovebender.com]

are any of your parents fat?

[KING ZOIDY]

No, except my dad but he goes through a 6 pack of beer a day

[ilovebender.com]

that's you in the future lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Nope. Sorry to crush your dreams.

[ilovebender.com]

lol, don't be, it's in your genes, maybe I should call you kenny since your dad is like his. lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Well I'm poor, so there you go.

[ilovebender.com]

and your dad hasn't got a job, and he drinks all day.

[KING ZOIDY]

My dad has a job, my step-dad doesn't.

[ilovebender.com]

which one is fat?

[KING ZOIDY]

Look at the previous posts hippie.

[ilovebender.com]

look kenny, they both could be fat, i only now just found out you got 2 dads.

[KING ZOIDY]

Gee, f***, which one did I say was fat when you asked if my parents were fat?

[ilovebender.com]

your dad who drinks beer all day, you never told me about your dad who has a job, for all I know he could be flipping burgers at burger world.

[KING ZOIDY]

as i said, my STEP dad doesn't have a job.

[ilovebender.com]

I know, is your biological dad fat? LOL

[KING ZOIDY]

You're both high and an idiot.

[ilovebender.com]

that doesn't answer my question kenny.
god damn it kenny why are you so poor? lol

[KING ZOIDY]

lol

[nacirema]

You're both high and an idiot.

LOLLOLLOL.

they must have a sh!tty public school system in the UK, lol.

[FryRulz]

kz is cartman lol


I actually have to agree tehre lol

[nacirema]

URGENT:

fry is a e-polygamist, lol.

[KING ZOIDY]

LOLLOLLOL.

they must have a sh!tty public school system in the UK, lol.
Evidently...
I actually have to agree tehre lol

lol

Shut your god damn hippie jew mouth kyle!

[FryRulz]

F*** you fatarse

[The Illusive Man]

Where is the Jew cave with the Jew gold KYLE!

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL