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Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 04:04 PM
Well I've decided to start a riddle contest. Someone set a riddle. The first person to get it right gets to set the next riddle (once whoever set that riddle tells them that they're right)
So first riddle:

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Metter
15-01-2007, 05:03 PM
Darkness....?
Pazuzu
16-01-2007, 04:05 AM
That is correct, your turn
Metter
16-01-2007, 05:38 AM
ahh........Skip it you make one....
cerberus
16-01-2007, 09:59 AM
A puppy is called it, a dog is not, a kitten is called it, a cat is not, a cookie is it, a cracker is not.
Pazuzu
17-01-2007, 03:12 PM
Sweet?
gort
17-01-2007, 05:00 PM
Delicious?
Pazuzu
18-01-2007, 04:15 PM
Are either of us right?
gort
18-01-2007, 05:14 PM
Answer us, dammit.........we're on pins and needles here!!
1B-DI
20-01-2007, 01:05 AM
A word with double letters
gort
22-01-2007, 09:15 AM
Wher the heck is Pazuzu with the answer?? Don't make me use my brain....I'm trying to keep it in mint, un-used condition!!

C'mon.....what's the answer????????????????????????
You wrote the topic!!!!
C'mon!!!!!!
Please?
frys_red_jacket
22-01-2007, 10:48 AM
don't you mean bitemyshinymetalass? pazuzus riddle was answered
gort
22-01-2007, 11:22 AM
Oh...you're right!! I thought it felt wrong to be harassing Zuze!!
So, what's the answer??


( God, I hate riddles!! )
( not posing them...having them posed to me! )
1B-DI
22-01-2007, 12:49 PM
Sounds like another trip to the angry dome is in order....





(P.S. Look at my answer above)
gort
22-01-2007, 12:54 PM
OHHHHHH.....so that's the answer? For real? This is why riddles bug me....dang!
They make too much sense!
My brain operates in a 'different' way.....
frys_red_jacket
22-01-2007, 01:18 PM
stick to what you know best is it? lol
Pazuzu
22-01-2007, 03:59 PM
I PM'ed bitemyshinymetalass, so hopefully we'll get a response soonish
†™ÐÏãßLô™†
22-01-2007, 04:06 PM
lmao nice thread....
gort
22-01-2007, 06:40 PM
NO, ZUZE.....................the answer IS above! I missed it too!







stupid riddles.
who started this anyway?
oh yea.....never mind.
Pazuzu
23-01-2007, 05:22 AM
Someone else do a riddle then...
frys_red_jacket
23-01-2007, 06:23 AM
ok i got one,
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
Cloverfield
23-01-2007, 06:27 AM
testement
frys_red_jacket
23-01-2007, 06:27 AM
nope
Cloverfield
23-01-2007, 06:28 AM
well it is. there must be more than 1 answer then
Cloverfield
23-01-2007, 06:29 AM
teapot
frys_red_jacket
23-01-2007, 06:30 AM
yep thats the one lol
Cloverfield
23-01-2007, 06:32 AM
You can't keep this until you have given it.
gort
23-01-2007, 08:38 AM
Someone else do a riddle then...
You know, Pazuzu, I was refering to me...with that umbrella one trying to make Metters' head explode! I love your teapot one......I'll be using that!!
cerberus
23-01-2007, 09:43 AM
sorry guys, i've been away......... very sorry, yes, the answer was sweet...... sorry again.
gort
23-01-2007, 09:48 AM
OHHHHHHH.........Sweet!!!
okay.
*grumbles*leaves a riddle and goes away*grumbles*

WELCOME BACK BITEY!!!
Cloverfield
23-01-2007, 09:50 AM
A word with double letters

I thought that was the answer, not sweet...?
gort
23-01-2007, 09:55 AM
YES!!! Me too!! It fits......but then, so did your teapot answer Smoke!
Here's a break from the riddles...just to re-fresh...
Have you heard about the new DIVORCE BARBIE?





It comes with all of Kens' stuff.
frys_red_jacket
23-01-2007, 10:51 AM
i heard that joke ages ago lol
gort
23-01-2007, 10:56 AM
Now you've re-heard it! So there! lol
†™ÐÏãßLô™†
23-01-2007, 01:34 PM
omg that joke was bad lolol

Here..

2 blokes at a bar, one said to the other " if i slept with ur mrs would that mean we were related" so his friend replied " no that would make us even"

Have a nice day :)
gort
23-01-2007, 02:00 PM
HAR!
This IS the riddle section, though....we gotta watch the jokes here...they usually go in the mature section...
I'm a bad 'joke' guy anyway....all the ones I know must be TOLD...not read!
I'm better known for my wit off the cuff than for memorizing 'jokes'...
Pazuzu
23-01-2007, 02:59 PM
Any more riddles? If not I'll find one!
gort
23-01-2007, 03:08 PM
I don't know any more off-hand....post away!
Gort will embarass himself by trying to solve it!


( or making a joke about it )
Cloverfield
23-01-2007, 05:54 PM
You can't keep this until you have given it.
There's 1.
gort
23-01-2007, 06:00 PM
Your word?
1B-DI
23-01-2007, 11:01 PM
I'm at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
gort
24-01-2007, 08:15 AM
The letter 'E' ?

If I'm right I'll be impressed with me!!!
Yay Gort!!
1B-DI
24-01-2007, 10:16 AM
You're so smart!!! LOL
gort
24-01-2007, 12:26 PM
Sometimes.....I guess...
Pazuzu
24-01-2007, 12:39 PM
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
gort
24-01-2007, 12:47 PM
:shock:
My head hurts.


Ow.
Cloverfield
25-01-2007, 03:11 AM
Hmm, thats a good 1
Pazuzu
25-01-2007, 10:24 AM
i know. once you know the answer you will kick yourself!
gort
25-01-2007, 10:33 AM
Then I won't answer...I don't want to hurt me.
Pazuzu
25-01-2007, 10:36 AM
No, if you get it, you won't, but if you don't and then you see it you will if that makes any sense at all!!!
gort
25-01-2007, 10:41 AM
Is it similar to my other fave.....? I'll try to type it, but I think it works best when told in person...here we go....
Okay....lets say you're a bus driver. You take your bus to the first stop and 3 people get on...then you drive your bus to the second stop and 1 person gets off and 5 more get on....you take the bus to the third stop and no one gets on but 3 people get off....then you take your bus to the fourth stop and 2 people get on....



How old is the bus driver?

( by the way...I know the answer to Pazs' one )
Pazuzu
25-01-2007, 10:45 AM
About twice half her age!!! (I know that isn't the answer but i cbb)

What's the answer then? (to my one)
gort
25-01-2007, 10:47 AM
Language....................OW!!................I kicked myself!
Pazuzu
25-01-2007, 10:53 AM
Well done. You didn't have to actually kick yourself you know, only metaphorically! Ooh, that can be my word of the day tomorrow!!!
gort
25-01-2007, 10:57 AM
Yay Gort!
Pazuzu
06-02-2007, 03:54 PM
Is it similar to my other fave.....? I'll try to type it, but I think it works best when told in person...here we go....
Okay....lets say you're a bus driver. You take your bus to the first stop and 3 people get on...then you drive your bus to the second stop and 1 person gets off and 5 more get on....you take the bus to the third stop and no one gets on but 3 people get off....then you take your bus to the fourth stop and 2 people get on....



How old is the bus driver?

( by the way...I know the answer to Pazs' one )
The bus driver is 16, because I am the bus driver and that's how old I am