Riddle contest

[Pazuzu]

Well I've decided to start a riddle contest. Someone set a riddle. The first person to get it right gets to set the next riddle (once whoever set that riddle tells them that they're right)
So first riddle:

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

[Metter]

Darkness....?

[Pazuzu]

That is correct, your turn

[Metter]

ahh........Skip it you make one....

[cerberus]

A puppy is called it, a dog is not, a kitten is called it, a cat is not, a cookie is it, a cracker is not.

[Pazuzu]

Sweet?

[gort]

Delicious?

[Pazuzu]

Are either of us right?

[gort]

Answer us, dammit.........we're on pins and needles here!!

[1B-DI]

A word with double letters

[gort]

Wher the heck is Pazuzu with the answer?? Don't make me use my brain....I'm trying to keep it in mint, un-used condition!!

C'mon.....what's the answer????????????????????????
You wrote the topic!!!!
C'mon!!!!!!
Please?

[frys_red_jacket]

don't you mean bitemyshinymetalass? pazuzus riddle was answered

[gort]

Oh...you're right!! I thought it felt wrong to be harassing Zuze!!
So, what's the answer??


( God, I hate riddles!! )
( not posing them...having them posed to me! )

[1B-DI]

Sounds like another trip to the angry dome is in order....





(P.S. Look at my answer above)

[gort]

OHHHHHH.....so that's the answer? For real? This is why riddles bug me....dang!
They make too much sense!
My brain operates in a 'different' way.....

[frys_red_jacket]

stick to what you know best is it? lol

[Pazuzu]

I PM'ed bitemyshinymetalass, so hopefully we'll get a response soonish

[†™ÐÏãßLô™†]

lmao nice thread....

[gort]

NO, ZUZE.....................the answer IS above! I missed it too!







stupid riddles.
who started this anyway?
oh yea.....never mind.

[Pazuzu]

Someone else do a riddle then...

[frys_red_jacket]

ok i got one,
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?

[Cloverfield]

testement

[frys_red_jacket]

nope

[Cloverfield]

well it is. there must be more than 1 answer then

[Cloverfield]

teapot

[frys_red_jacket]

yep thats the one lol

[Cloverfield]

You can't keep this until you have given it.

[gort]

Someone else do a riddle then...
You know, Pazuzu, I was refering to me...with that umbrella one trying to make Metters' head explode! I love your teapot one......I'll be using that!!

[cerberus]

sorry guys, i've been away......... very sorry, yes, the answer was sweet...... sorry again.

[gort]

OHHHHHHH.........Sweet!!!
okay.
*grumbles*leaves a riddle and goes away*grumbles*

WELCOME BACK BITEY!!!

[Cloverfield]

A word with double letters

I thought that was the answer, not sweet...?

[gort]

YES!!! Me too!! It fits......but then, so did your teapot answer Smoke!
Here's a break from the riddles...just to re-fresh...
Have you heard about the new DIVORCE BARBIE?





It comes with all of Kens' stuff.

[frys_red_jacket]

i heard that joke ages ago lol

[gort]

Now you've re-heard it! So there! lol

[†™ÐÏãßLô™†]

omg that joke was bad lolol

Here..

2 blokes at a bar, one said to the other " if i slept with ur mrs would that mean we were related" so his friend replied " no that would make us even"

Have a nice day :)

[gort]

HAR!
This IS the riddle section, though....we gotta watch the jokes here...they usually go in the mature section...
I'm a bad 'joke' guy anyway....all the ones I know must be TOLD...not read!
I'm better known for my wit off the cuff than for memorizing 'jokes'...

[Pazuzu]

Any more riddles? If not I'll find one!

[gort]

I don't know any more off-hand....post away!
Gort will embarass himself by trying to solve it!


( or making a joke about it )

[Cloverfield]

You can't keep this until you have given it.
There's 1.

[gort]

Your word?

[1B-DI]

I'm at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?

[gort]

The letter 'E' ?

If I'm right I'll be impressed with me!!!
Yay Gort!!

[1B-DI]

You're so smart!!! LOL

[gort]

Sometimes.....I guess...

[Pazuzu]

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

[gort]

:shock:
My head hurts.


Ow.

[Cloverfield]

Hmm, thats a good 1

[Pazuzu]

i know. once you know the answer you will kick yourself!

[gort]

Then I won't answer...I don't want to hurt me.

[Pazuzu]

No, if you get it, you won't, but if you don't and then you see it you will if that makes any sense at all!!!

[gort]

Is it similar to my other fave.....? I'll try to type it, but I think it works best when told in person...here we go....
Okay....lets say you're a bus driver. You take your bus to the first stop and 3 people get on...then you drive your bus to the second stop and 1 person gets off and 5 more get on....you take the bus to the third stop and no one gets on but 3 people get off....then you take your bus to the fourth stop and 2 people get on....



How old is the bus driver?

( by the way...I know the answer to Pazs' one )

[Pazuzu]

About twice half her age!!! (I know that isn't the answer but i cbb)

What's the answer then? (to my one)

[gort]

Language....................OW!!................I kicked myself!

[Pazuzu]

Well done. You didn't have to actually kick yourself you know, only metaphorically! Ooh, that can be my word of the day tomorrow!!!

[gort]

Yay Gort!

[Pazuzu]

Is it similar to my other fave.....? I'll try to type it, but I think it works best when told in person...here we go....
Okay....lets say you're a bus driver. You take your bus to the first stop and 3 people get on...then you drive your bus to the second stop and 1 person gets off and 5 more get on....you take the bus to the third stop and no one gets on but 3 people get off....then you take your bus to the fourth stop and 2 people get on....



How old is the bus driver?

( by the way...I know the answer to Pazs' one )
The bus driver is 16, because I am the bus driver and that's how old I am

[Yoshirama]

What gets wet when drying?

i felt like bringing up old threads.

[Tinkleheimer]

Towels.

You are running in a foot race, you run ahead the person that was in 5th, then the one that was in 4th, then the one that was in 3rd, and then the one who is in 2nd. What place are you in now?

[emily0410]

2nd??

[Tinkleheimer]

Indeed.

[emily0410]

ok I have one:

I can run but never walk?
I have a mouth but never talk?
I have a bed but never sleep?
I have a head but never weep?

What am I?

[Yoshirama]

a river.

[emily0410]

yep

[Yoshirama]

after i read the 2nd one i new it the first part didn't make much sense to me.

[KING ZOIDY]

well a river runs

[Tinkleheimer]

Not really a riddle but more of a probability question. You are on a gameshow with 3 doors. One of the doors has a brand new car and the other two have donkeys. You are instructed to pick one door, so lets say you pick number one. So the host opens up door number 3 which reveals a donkey. Now you have the option to switch doors. Which door has the better odds of having a car? Door 1 or Door 2?

Remember:
Door 1 = The door you picked.
Door 2 = The one you didn't pick and the host didn't open.
Door 3 = The one you didn't pick and the host did open.

[emily0410]

I have no idea, door 2?

[Tinkleheimer]

Yeah. It's kind of difficult to explain. First time you pick, you have a 1 in 3 chance. Then the host opens up a door with a donkey in it, so you have 2 doors left, 1 with a car and 1 with a donkey. You now have a 1 in 2 chance, with each door. Now if door 1 was a donkey, that means door 2 has to be the car, because the host won't open up the door with the car and instead open up the one with the donkey. It's really confusing, and I forget exactly how it's supposed to be written, but you should switch.

[Yoshirama]

well a river runs

yeah i thought of that after i figured out it was river.

Anyway here is an eays one


What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

[Tinkleheimer]

The letter M.

Hmmm I need to think of another. Another easy one. I bet you will get it. :) *rollseyes* A farmer has 15 sheep and 9 dies, how many sheep does he have left?

[Yoshirama]

i don't know there must be some trick to it because otherwise the answer is to obvious i will guess 15 since thei would be still bodies of the other sheep.

[Tinkleheimer]

Nah the normal "trick question" says "All But 9 Died" but I was trying to be clever and assume everyone has seen it before and trying to trick ya. lol I would be like 6 I think lol. :) </fail>

[Yoshirama]

Oh ok, i will give one

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

[kissaten]

diamond?
Edit: i realise this was horribly wrong

[Yoshirama]

anymore guesses?

[SuicidalBunny]

That thing in pencils...The black thingy... I dont know that word in english, sorry xD

[Yoshirama]

it's called lead but i will give it to you. what country are you from?. anyway your go.

[SuicidalBunny]

Im from Croatia, lol. And yeah, lead.

Umm... Okay, easy one.
We all wait for it everyday and talk about it a lot, but it never comes.

[Yoshirama]

tommorw, lol i heard that one on this tv show today.

[SuicidalBunny]

Yup, its tomorrow :D

[Yoshirama]

yep i am a terrible speller.

What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

[emily0410]

your word?

[Yoshirama]

yes your go.

[emily0410]

A fifteen foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet from a stack of hay. How can the horse get to the hay?

[Tinkleheimer]

The rope is tied to the home not the horse.

[Yoshirama]

i don't get it.

[Tinkleheimer]

Holy crap. I read it wrong the first time lmao. I thought the first horse actually said home. Well the REAL answer is the other end of the rope is not tied to anything. At least that's what I think. Being completely tired and answering riddles doesn't go hand in hand.

[Yoshirama]

yeah that makes sense i think your right.

[emily0410]

Yeah you got it lol

Your go!