Benderisms

[gort]

I like how my 'Homerisms' thread is going...how about a Benderism one now....I'll start...

"Hello my robo friend!"

Bender..stands up with fists: "Hey....what does THAT mean?!!"

Hobo: "Robot Hobo"

Bender: " OH.. I thought you said ROMO!!"

[gort]

I know...I'm answering my own post, but I thought of another of my faves..

Leela..." YECCCH...this is all salt!!"

Bender..."There is salt in it"

*cracks up thinking about it*

[Gazereths]

I like how my 'Homerisms' thread is going...how about a Benderism one now....I'll start...

"Hello my robo friend!"

Bender..stands up with fists: "Hey....what does THAT mean?!!"

Hobo: "Robot Hobo"

Bender: " OH.. I thought you said ROMO!!"

In the first ep bender says "I dont want people thinking we're robosexuals"..So the term seems to have changed...

[Gazereths]

"There's nothing wrong with that food..the salt level was 10% under a lethal dose"

"There's nothing wrong with murder..just as long as you let bender whet his beak"

"I wish i were stupid and violent..then we'd see.."

[gort]

Keep 'em coming!! This should be a fun thread for everybody...Bender is a hoot in the pants!!

[Gazereths]

"Super king..the best one of the three"

"Robot porn theatre!!??? I was in that.....general.. location last night" !!! LMAO

[gort]

And, just so it shows up on this thread, a fave of mine...

"OH....YOUR...GOD!"

[Sawbucks]

Having just been discovered with X-ray glasses during a poker game - "These are prescription glasses! I need them for reading stuff...that's on the other side of stuff!"

[frys_red_jacket]

Sir, I volunteer for a suicide mission.

[Metter]

"Im Bender"

One of my faves

[frys_red_jacket]

"Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. "

[cerberus]

"bite my shiny metal ass"

[gort]

See how I'm ignoring your riddle???




Stupid riddles....Dang!!
Curse you..................

[cerberus]

see how by acknoledging there is something to ignore you are actually not ignoring it at all?

[gort]

Good point.




Riddles.....Grrrrrrr...

[cerberus]

i should start pm'ing them to you, lol!

[gort]

No....you shouldn't. Seriously...please don't.

[cerberus]

nah, i won't, just kidding with ya!

[gort]

Fair enough.



And thanks.

[cerberus]

no problem. wouldn't want your head exploding with my fiendishly challenging riddles!

[gort]

Mushroom.

[cerberus]

OMG!!!!!!!!

*struggles to breathe*

gort got a riddle right!!!!!!!!!!

*collapses*

[gort]

Hehehehehe...




I am Gort, dammit.

[cerberus]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

this has gone a bit off topic now so getting back to benderisms.........

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.

Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.

Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
LOL!!!

[cerberus]

ROFL, i love it so much i made it my name!

[frys_red_jacket]

oh yeah lol

[cerberus]

ok, new one

bite my glorious golden ass- alternate bender

[gort]

Very confusing....you're both Zoidberg now!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!


Don't pinch me......

[cerberus]

lol, yeah, i keep mixing my comments up with FRJ's!

[frys_red_jacket]

i never noticed i got to zoidberg, yey me!!!!

[gort]

Yes.....yay you!!

[cerberus]

now i would imagine the next rank is 1000.....

[frys_red_jacket]

thats what im guessing too

[cerberus]

it seems to be going in 150's, plus 1000 is a logical guess....

[gort]

That's like knowing how they saw the lady in half.....no fun anymore!! Don't you guys like surprises??

[frys_red_jacket]

i like surprises, its the waiting i don't like im so impatient lol

[cerberus]

gort- surprises suck, lol, i like to know whats coming and when!

[bending_unit_22]

Do you know how long a list of my favorite Benderisms will be. A long list, that's what it would be. One of y favorite one's is in my signature.

[gort]

You can post all you want....this IS the Benderisms thread!!!

Go Go Go....

[bending_unit_22]

I love the one when Bender was cooking with a lot of salt. I think it went something like this.
Amy: Is this salt water?
Bender: It's salt with water in it if that's what you mean.


Here's a list of a couple more of my favorites.
Fry: I've got no home, no family.....
Bender:......no friends.

Leela: Bender, why did you jump in?
Bender: Everybody was doing it. I just wanted to be popular.

I'll put a lot more later.

[gort]

All good ones.....ecspecially the salt one! LOL
I like it when he gives Kif and Amy his booties...
Amy..." these are already bronzed"
Bender..." They ARE bronzed "

He's so sweet and cute sometimes.
Don't tell him I said that, Bendy.

[bending_unit_22]

I think he already knows anyway. Besides, he's mine! But you can have Flexo.

Here's another Benderism I just thought of. From the garbage ball episode.

Bart Simpson doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: Okay. *eats them* Mmm, shorts.

[gort]

Oh yea!!! There's a little Bart doll in the trash heap!!! LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

lol i remember that one

[Pazuzu]

"Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!" (Bendless Love)

[bending_unit_22]

This is one of my top favorite Benderisms.

Fry: Leela needs to find a nice guy with one eye.
Bender: That'll take forever. What she should do is find a nice guy with two eyes and then poke one out.

[frys_red_jacket]

LMAO!!!!!

[1B-DI]

"And so I ask you this one question: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

from "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV"

[frys_red_jacket]

"OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals."

[1B-DI]

From Godfellas:

"Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee."

"Gag unto me with a spoon!"

"How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?"

[frys_red_jacket]

from hell is other robots

fry- who's that guy?
bender - yo momma, now shut up and drag me to work

[cerberus]

"whoooooo"- dead human bender

[bending_unit_22]

[from Hell Is Other Robots]
"What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker."

[frys_red_jacket]

bite my red hot glowing ass

[Gazereths]

Malachi : "behold, the one commandment...GOD NEEDS BOOZE"

Bender : "Make it a double"

[jle1993]

Leela: Can't you go any faster?
Bender: I could if you'd drop the damn fiddle

[1B-DI]

Bender: There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
Leela: You're blackmailing me?
Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

[0]

that was so funny when it happened

[Gazereths]

" she is well travelled...and i don't mean she travels a lot"...LMFAO!!!..That has to be my fave benderism!!!

"Don't make me go upside your head"

"ABANDON SHIP!!!"

[Kickermf]

"were doomed *inhales* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

[frys_red_jacket]

Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooo!
:lol:

[1B-DI]

"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

[frys_red_jacket]

"lick my frozen metal ass"

[0]

Well this is parralel bender.
Bite My Glorious Golden Ass

[MisterIncredophile]

"I am Bender, please insert girder."

[Gazereths]

Oh god im so excited i wish i could wet my pants...

[0]

Is that really a Bender Quote?

[1B-DI]

I think it's from "Bender Gets Made"

[Pariah]

I believe you are right.

[1B-DI]

Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac.

[Skye]

"Fry cracked corn and I don't care, Leela cracked corn, I still don't care, Bender cracked corn and he is great! Take that, you stupid corn!"

My boyfriend and I sing that all the time.

[Gazereths]

That's a great bender moment!!...How about "blackmail is such an ugly word, i prefer extortion, the X makes it sound cool"

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL for some reason i can imagine homer saying something like that

[neilysan]

This is terrible, Oh! I wish everyone else was dead!

[neilysan]

Just don't forget who the star is, me, Bender

[Pariah]

Hmmm.. "I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in."

[frys_red_jacket]

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!"

[futurama rules]

luuuurve anything bender says

[Kigents]

This is good :D

Bender: I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

[Gurman]

Lol i love that line kigents whats does your username mean

[frys_red_jacket]

"I'm so embarassed, I wish everyone was dead except me!"

[Kigents]

Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker

[frys_red_jacket]

"Who are you, and why should I care?"

[KING ZOIDY]

Nudar: Read the code or ill shoot this guy!

Bender: Who the hell is he?!

Scruffy: Im, Scruffy, tha janitor

[ilovebender.com]

From Obsoletely Fabulous
[He cries and walks over to a "Boating Prohibited" sign, rips it down and folds it into a boat. He climbs into it and pushes it away from the riverbank.]

Bender
And so I set sail for unknown shores. Oh, merciful Poseidon, take pity on this mechanical mariner.

[He sails away from the land towards a storm.]

Bender
Oh, jeez!

[Scene: The ocean waves roll and batter Bender's boat around.]

Bender (shouting)
Curse you merciful Poseidon!

[Scene: Desert Island Beach. Day breaks and Bender finds himself washed up on a beach. He gets up.]

Bender
Boy, what is the deal with the ocean?
A tropical island, huh?
Well, I've washed up on worse places.
Okay, first up...
I'm gonna need to build a shelter.

[He walks across the beach, lies down, picks up a rock and dumps it on top of him.]

Bender
There. Well, I guess I'll go out for a while.

[He pushes the rock away and gets up.]

[Time Lapse. On the beach, Bender has spelled out "HELP" in rocks but the last letter is unfinished so it looks like "HELF".]

Bender
Damn.
One rock short of rescue!

[He stands back and his full message is revealed. It reads "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I, BENDER, BID YOU HELLO! YOU DON'T KNOW ME, THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. LONG STORY SHORT, I NEED HELF
[He walks off muttering to himself.]

[SuicidalBunny]

Fry: So what do you do, Bender?
Bender: Im a bender

lol

[KING ZOIDY]

lol

[ilovebender.com]

I like how Bender has a mute button.

[LaJaDiSc]

I crack up whenever Bender ends a sentance with: "...me, Bender."

"Kill all humans" has some great variations too.

Bender: I came to Earth with a simple dream: To kill all humans. And this is how it must end!? Who's the real 600 ton giant monster here? Not I... Not... I...

.......................

Bender in his sleep: Hey sexy mama, how would you like to kill all humans?

[KING ZOIDY]

"More like 3 lockers and a sink!"

[Mixmaster_Festus]

Bender: "Admit it, you all think robots are just machines designed to make your lives easier."
Fry: "Well, aren't they?"
Bender: "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"

[RebelWolfChris]

"I'll just turn him off." Leela rocks :P I love Bender's slur as he powers down!

[Megalomaniac]

I'm so embarassed, I wish everyone was dead except me!"

That's the coolest!

[AmberKevin]

I like how my 'Homerisms' thread is going...how about a Benderism one now....I'll start...

"Hello my robo friend!"

Bender..stands up with fists: "Hey....what does THAT mean?!!"

Hobo: "Robot Hobo"

Bender: " OH.. I thought you said ROMO!!"

Everybody's comments are right.

[Lulubelle 7]

That isn't as funny as it is homophobic.

"Bite my shiny metal daffodil!"

[ilovebender.com]

"Bite my shiny metal daffodil!"
What she said.

[Captain Miles]

"The modern world can bite my splintery, wooden ass!" - obsolete Bender

"You're a pimple on society's ass, and you'll never amount to anything!" - Bender talking to Fry

"Coma-coma-coma-coma-coma-CHAMMMEEELLLEEOONNN!"- Bender

xD some of my favorites.

[SuicideBooth]

*Well, Fry, it was apleasure meetin' ya, I'm gonna go kill myself.." A definite LOL the first I saw it! bender and Futurama is the best! :D

[frys_red_jacket]

Ah, Leela's experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk

[SuicideBooth]

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
Bender: Uh oh, I don't like the sound of that...

[RebelWolfChris]

"Shut up and keep looking apologised to!"

[QZ4]

You know what Bender hasn't said for ages? "This is going to be fun on the bun". I don't think he has said it once in the latest season.

[KING ZOIDY]

Leela: "Hey guys! Guess what!"

Bender "No."

[SuicideBooth]

"You're full of crap, Fry!" *Get's electrecuted* "You make a persuasive argument, Fry!"

[MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!!!]

Bender - Five, Ten a big fat hen