Zapp Brannigan

[Gurman169]

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Full Name:Zapp Brannigan. He is the DOOP General. Zapp Brannigan is a 25 star General of the Democratic Order of Planets and has been responsible for several successful wars including a triumph of the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula and his most famous - defeating the killbots in the octilian system.

[Cloverfield]

This guy is sooo funny and i love the way he tries sooooo hard to ge Leela even though she wants nothing to do with him.lol

[Gurman169]

Kind of reminds me of Fry but fry really cares for her and doesn't just want BOOM BOOM

[Cloverfield]

LOL. Yeah

[Anonymous]

I think Zapp gos for Leela, just because she slept with him and now shes rejecting him, he sees her as a challenge.

[Gurman169]

I never thought of that until you said how hes always trying to get Leela

[SaveMeJeebus]

I love how he is so desperate for Leela. And How Leela hates him to death.

[Cloverfield]

I know, and the way he talks is hilarious as well.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah. :lol:

[volcano_worshipper]

Zapp: "Well, you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors. But-scissors cut paper...and paper covers rock...Kif, we have a conundrum!"

Kif: *sigh*

[Gurman169]

lol

[cleocancer]

Zapp is the classic male chauvenist. thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread, had his way with Leela and thinks that she should be drooling at his feet, instead she spurns him which makes him pursue her even more, what a waste. Also love his voice. If I had to choose between him and Fry, I'd take Fry, at least his goofiness and personna is real, not fake like Zapparooni.

[volcano_worshipper]

Too bad Phil Hartman couldn't do the voice as intended (RIP), but Billy West did a good job.

[Anonymous]

I'll say

[Cloverfield]

Yeah definately.

[Anonymous]

Good good

[Cloverfield]

LOL

[Malachi_Jr.]

Ah, Zapp ... what can one say about the velour fog? He's such a great character. Somewhere between Captain Kirk and Johnny Bravo.

[Cloverfield]

LOL. Yeah. He is one of my favourite characters.

[Sweetened Angel]

he is funny. he has no pant. very cool

[Anonymous]

:D

[SaveMeJeebus]

Zapp's stupid.. :lol:

[Anonymous]

Understatment of the year :wink:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Hehe.

[Anonymous]

Haha

[SaveMeJeebus]

Zapp is such a stupid captain. even Bender is better than him.

[Anonymous]

Maybe even Fry's better than him

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yep.

[Anonymous]

Definatly

[SaveMeJeebus]

Brannigan's law!! :lol:

[Anonymous]

Branigan's law sucks! :D

[Sweetened Angel]

next new season he better keep pant on. :lol:

[Anonymous]

Hopefully, but doubtfully

[SaveMeJeebus]

LOL

[Anonymous]

:D

[SaveMeJeebus]

I don't think he will though.

[Anonymous]

I'm hoping that Fry will beat the hell out of him in the next season

[SaveMeJeebus]

Doubt it.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, that would be funny.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Can't picture it though.

[Ace]

Brannigan's law!! :lol: Brannigan is funny. And he alvays causes the death of hundreds of his men. As he sais: When Im in charge every mission is a suicide mission. I hate his damn miniskirt.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah, he should change the damn suit!

[Anonymous]

It depends who wears it to if it looks bad

[SaveMeJeebus]

"You should never let your oppenent see you pieces"

LOL

[Anonymous]

Now I've just thought of something I didn't want to think of :x

[Futurama-rama]

I do quite like the Sexlexia bit :lol:

[Anonymous]

ewwwww, Branigan is a perv :x

[SaveMeJeebus]

Derr. :roll:

[Anonymous]

I feel sick now

[SaveMeJeebus]

Hold it.

[Futurama-rama]

Also from that episode...

Leela: Maybe you should put on a towel, sir

*Zap puts a towel around his hair*


:lol:

[Anonymous]

Thats it *throws up* :cry:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Zapp= dumb funny, and dumb.

[Silver]

I think this is a great character, so Jim Kirkish but with a longer top and no trousers.

[SaveMeJeebus]

LOL yeah Silver :D

[Ace]

I'm hoping that Fry will beat the hell out of him in the next season
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. My 20cm high dog could beat the crap uot of Fry. Zapp is so horny!

[SaveMeJeebus]

:lol:

[Ace]

ewwwww, Branigan is a perv :x
Branninagns not a perv even if he likes to be spanked, altough thats weard. Gals know nothing about perv things.

[Silver]

So true.

I think the spanking he likes relates to the fact he wears no trousers and in cold weather he can't feel his backside, so it needs to be spanked so that he knows its there.

[Ace]

EXTREMELY GOOD POINT!! From a janitor.

[Cloverfield]

LMAO Ace

[Ace]

Admit it. Ace has got the funny lines.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah

[mwo4life]

Zapp needs to wear trousers

[Cloverfield]

LOL, i know. It's a disturbing image to see him in that mini skirt.

[Ace]

Point of notice. Girls should not read this. He has a very short skirt. You should be able to see his wiener. But you cant...

[ironik]

hands down the best side character

[0]

i wouldnt say the best but he is funny most of the time

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

i love how he discovered how to defeat the killbots

[Gazereths]

send wave after wave!!!!! joke!!!

"your all going to have learn to die together" LOL

[ironik]

what did we just destroy?
um the huble teliscope
ohh

[Pariah]

Zapp has a few good sayings here and there and is really dumb. That is what makes him funny.

[Gazereths]

"women aren't fit for service..not while im in charge" funny!!

[Pariah]

lol nice.

[TheTodd]

"I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan" LOL

[jle1993]

'You won't have time for sleeping with all the bed making you'll be doing'

Zapp's funny, if a little disgusting.

[Gazereths]

"Whats the matter private...??? Tent got your tongue!!!" What a lame joke!!

[frys_red_jacket]

"Oh god, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman."

[gort]

My favorite part of that episode is how they re-charge their guns...I ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING for some reason every time! Haw...floor marks....!



Plus....the hillbilly dude doesn't have to wear a uniform and he never loses his wheat chew......

[jle1993]

Zapp's funny, if he wasn't a pig he could be likable :lol:

[gort]

I have seen SO many hotties dating guys like Zapp....really annoying but I guess that's the way it goes...


Gort needs a severe case of sexlexia maybe...

[jle1993]

Nah, just be a nice guy.

[gort]

Done, and done....although opinions vary. I give what I get....I always start out nice but when people get mean I respond in kind....




Careful folks..........*looks menacing*

[Metter]

ZAPP ROCKS!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

zapp is funny at times but if i knew a bloke like him id wanna smack him lol

[Metter]

I wouldnt Id tell him that he was funny...then Id die

[1B-DI]

Zapp's awesome. Reminds me of a few people I've met in my life.

[1B-DI]

Oh hey!! I'm Zapp now!! Yay for me!

[gort]

Maybe your bridesmaid dress should be velour~~~!!

:lol:

[1B-DI]

*gag* In the middle of summer in Houston? Please god, NOOOOOOOOOOO

[gort]

:D :D

[cerberus]

I hate zap, he's a cartoon version of the sort of person i hate..... cocky, arrogant, too big for their boots, etc....

[gort]

So....now you're calling me Zapp? :wink:

[Pazuzu]

I don't think so... why should we?

[gort]

I was saying maybe people thought Gort was cocky, etc.......Joking!


I hope!

[cerberus]

lol, nope, not cocky, slightly mad though.... :)

*i'm very fond of using elipsises.......lol!*

[gort]

Just slightly?



LOL

[cerberus]

i was being restrained, i did mean totally and utterly....

[gort]

That's better!

[cerberus]

i thought you'd appreciate my watered down niceties more :D

[bending_unit_22]

I think that Zapp has some of the most funniest lines in the whole show. I love how his skirt is so short too.

[gort]

Yea..........his VELOUR skirt! LOL

[cerberus]

*shudders at thought*

[bending_unit_22]

He always tries to get Leela but she doesn't want anything to do with him! I wonder what would happen if his skirt was even shorter than that? Kif would probably freak out of he had to stand underneath him for something.

[cerberus]

ooh, 22, what a horrible and disgusting image!

*shudders again*

[gort]

Poor Kif.....I love that little guy!!!



( and his girlfriend! )

[bending_unit_22]

Poor Kif might even die having to look at that.

[gort]

Or FROM looking at that!! :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

I wonder what would happen if he bent down. Then he'll wonder "Why did all of my crew die?"

[Cloverfield]

I know, it is far to...short....

[bending_unit_22]

Here's what I want to know. Why is he wearing a skirt anyway? There's two inventions called underwear and pants. Maybe Zapp should do a little research on those things and try to buy them.

[gort]

We all agree!!

Hey Smokey....what's too short...his skirt or..............?



Hehehehehehe....

[Cloverfield]

Biteys right, you're mind is.............

and for the record i meant his skirt.

[bending_unit_22]

I was talking about the fact that Zapp needs some pants. Now if you guys want to talk about that other stuff then leave me out of it.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, gort has a ... weird mind sometimes. He doesnt mean it :lol:

[gort]

Sorry 22......I like to kid around.........
Where do ya find VELOUR pants anyway.......................Hollywood, I guess! LOL

[bending_unit_22]

Zapp can wear a garbage bag. As long as it's longer than that skirt. And it better not be a see through gabage bag or the universe will explode.

[gort]

I'm with you!! LOL

[1B-DI]

I've always liked the episode "Brannigan Begin Again" because Zapp actually wears pants for part of it. His pantslessness disturbs me greatly.

[jle1993]

It disturbing on Zapp, on Fry or Tom Felton or Orlando Bloom however....Need I say anymore?

[cerberus]

eugh, the subject of pantless zapp makes danny sick....

[jle1993]

Sorry Danny boy, I forgot ya sensitive stomach

[bending_unit_22]

That should be a Anthology of Interest episode. What if Zapp actually wears pants for once? Answer: World peace.

What if Zapp didn't wear anything? Answer: The universe will fall apart.

Now let's get back to more Posts of Interest!

[1B-DI]

I, for one, would love to know a little more of Zapp's backstory: where he came from, how he got into DOOP, and how the heck he ever became a captain; that would be interesting.

[frys_red_jacket]

id love to know how on earth he became a captain too and also why the heck he never wears underpants under such a short whatever he wears

[jle1993]

I think Zapp is a pig, and funny, egoistic, chauvaistic, idiotic pig.

[frys_red_jacket]

at least he's funny with all that though lol

[jle1993]

Thats the main thing, if he wasn't such a pig he'd come second after Fry
*smacks self round the head*
HOLY CRAP, I did not just say that!

[gort]

That would be a great episode....!!!
Zapps' youth, and his rise to his present rank. Also, how do you know he doesn't wear underpants under his uniform? Have you seen an episode we haven't?? LOL

A Zapp episode like that would be like 'Hannibal Rising'....lots of explaining to do!

[jle1993]

And was he always such an idiot and chauvaistic pig, it'd be nice to find out

[1B-DI]

There is an episode, I believe it's the one where Zapp and Leela do the horizontal tango (although it may be A Flight to Remember), where Zapp and Kif climb a ladder. Zapp goes first, and as Kif follows, he looks up and cringes. I can only assume that's because Zapp's got no underpants on.

[gort]

True, but I think even WITH underpants............that experience would still be cringable-istic...

[frys_red_jacket]

There is an episode, I believe it's the one where Zapp and Leela do the horizontal tango (although it may be A Flight to Remember), where Zapp and Kif climb a ladder. Zapp goes first, and as Kif follows, he looks up and cringes. I can only assume that's because Zapp's got no underpants on.
thats how i came to the pantless conclusion too

[bending_unit_22]

I remember that. Poor Kif most of had nightmares after that experience. That why Zapp need some pants! It was funny when everyone had to wear those skirts in that episode. Especially when Bender was wearing one. Why would a robot wear a skirt?

[frys_red_jacket]

maybe to get in touch with his human feminine side

[bending_unit_22]

Or if Bender really wanted to get in touch with his human feminine side, he could turn into a human again and wear nothing but a dress and high heels. That would be a hilarious episode.

[1B-DI]

Yet another fantabulous word, courtesy of Gort....cringable-istic.....LOVE IT

[futurama rules]

me too

[cerberus]

cringeable-istic!!!!!!! lol, keep em coming gort!

[bending_unit_22]

This show has the most made-up words I've ever heard. The finglonger? The professor should really make that thing.

[futurama rules]

I know I would of bought one

[cerberus]

yeah, very cool, lol!

[futurama rules]

what would you use the smellescope thing for
and no one say for smelling things

[1B-DI]

The Professor actually did make the Finglonger. He uses it a couple of episodes after "Tales of Interest"

[bending_unit_22]

Which episodes? I remember at the end of Anthology of Interest he was watching what would happen if he made the finglonger. I don't remember him actually making it.

[gort]

I agree with Bendy....which ones? BD isn't often wrong, so......?

[futurama rules]

that was mean

[1B-DI]

The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Although, after having done some research, I found a theory that the Professor didn't actually make the Finglonger, someone else did. The Professor was just conjecturing what it would be like had he invented it.

and Gort...whaddya mean I'm 'not often wrong?' I'M NEVER WRONG!! :lol:

[gort]

I believe you believe that.

[1B-DI]

:wink:

[jle1993]

Whats a Finglonger got to do with Zapp?

[futurama rules]

newt realy

[bending_unit_22]

What else Zapp related can we talk about?

[1B-DI]

Whats a Finglonger got to do with Zapp?

You don't wanna know. :lol:

[jle1993]

BEADY!! And everyone says I'm dirty...honestly, next you'll be competing for my position.

[gort]

I wonder if it would have been better with Phil Hartman as his voice?? Sad.....we'll never know 'cause of his stupid coked out murder wife...

*R.I.P. Phil*

[jle1993]

I never knew Phil Hartman was murdered
*hangs head in respect*
R.I.P

[bending_unit_22]

It's sad. R.I.P Phil Hartman. But Billy still did a good job taking over as Zapp's voice.

[1B-DI]

Aw, Gort just made me sad...

*RIP Phil Hartman*

[gort]

Bd is turning into Jle....bound to happen.....I guess.....lol

[jle1993]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM ME!!!!
I'm the forum flirt, I have Fry, no-one else ahhhhhhhhhhh
(Can anyone tell I'm insecure)

[1B-DI]

Hey, I was on this planet first, I'm the ORIGINAL, baby!

[jle1993]

But I'm still me right?

[futurama rules]

Zapp is the 3rd funniest character

[Pazuzu]

I don't really like Zapp, he annoys me

[gort]

I know guys in real life like him...........bleccch!!

[Gazereths]

Zapp........ he is a real smarmy bstrd.....

[1B-DI]

So full of himself :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

I bet he would probably marry himself if it was possible.

[gort]

Weird honeymoon.......hmmmmm......

[bending_unit_22]

I'm sure he'll bring plenty of "cham-pag-en" with him.

[gort]

:lol:

[jle1993]

He'll get someone, Zapp's not that bad

[Cloverfield]

Zapps one of the funniest, though he does get a bit annoying sometimes.

[jle1993]

and a bit of a pig, but a nice pig

[bending_unit_22]

Well maybe one day he'll find someone who loves him as much as he loves himself.

[jle1993]

Is that possible?

[frys_red_jacket]

if he clones himself then yeah :lol:

[jle1993]

I think that maybe we're being a tad harsh on him, maybe he's lonely?

[gort]

Guys like him deserve to be lonely.

I wish I could save Kif...

[jle1993]

Still, maybe if someone was nice to him...And no I don't mean like that Gort!

[gort]

I just think he's a knob.

He lies, cheats, kills innocent folks ( often ) and is a pompous ass.

Not my fave...

[jle1993]

Not mine either, I still think we're being harsh though, I mean, Zapp is an idiot

[gort]

Yea......he's a fun character to watch!

It's just that I know people like him in real life.

Been in bar fights with a few.

Gort never loses.

[jle1993]

*slowly looks Gort up and down*
I can see why ;)

Zapp needs to be more responsible, but keep the arrogance that makes him funny

[0]

Zapp more responsible...
I would like to see the day when this happens.

Zapp:Kiff I...
(Interupting Zapp)
Kiff:What is it you need me to do.
Zapp:I need you to sit here and relax while i go fix things around here

[gort]

That would kill THAT character. Like making Burns nice, or Peter smart.



Or Stewie mute.

[1B-DI]

:lol: Yeah, it would take out all the fun.

[jle1993]

And still, I say that Zapp isn't that bad

[1B-DI]

You're delusional. LOL


Just kidding.


But if I ever do meet another guy who reminds me of Zapp, I'll probably kick him in a bad place.

[gort]

Memphis?

[jle1993]

You're lucky, I've been out with guys who are mini versions of Zapp, and I did kick them in a bad place

[gort]

Bakersfield?

[1B-DI]

Gort, what are we going to do with you? :lol:

[jle1993]

Bakersfield?

Think of a delicate part of male anattomey, and then imagen my steel toed boots hitting it

[gort]

Not possible. I'm skilled at not being struck, ecspecially by a kick.

HAH!!

Unlike Zapp.....who is a wuss!!

[jle1993]

Trust me, nobody pees me off and gets away with it, so Zapp-alikes have no chance

[0]

Pees you off...

[jle1993]

You know what I mean.

[1B-DI]

This has been mentioned once before, but I just heard this and it cracked me up:

Zapp: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors ... but paper covers rock ... and scissors cut paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. [Kif sighs.] Search them for paper, and bring me a rock.

The "Kif, we have a conundrum" part did it for me :lol:

[Cloverfield]

LOL, he does have some very funny lines, which is why he is my second fave!!

[1B-DI]

I look forward to (hopefully) seeing more of him in future eps!

[Cloverfield]

Defintely, he's gotta be in the new eps, hes just gotta!!

[Pariah]

Mabye another corny romance with leela.

[1B-DI]

Only if she develops amnesia or something...

[Pariah]

That would be a good episode. Hmm. You might be on something here.

[1B-DI]

I am a genius! :lol: I should SO be a writer for Futurama.






Or, maybe not....they might get one good idea a year from me....

[Pariah]

:lol:

Yeah I think the writer positions are filled anywayz.

[Gazereths]

Only if she develops amnesia or something...

Or gets a labotomy!!!...But i can't wait to see some more zapper!!

[gort]

EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!!!!

LOL

[Pariah]

WHAAA? WHO AM I? *BOOM*

Like that?

:lol:

[gort]

Urm....yea.....like calculon...
Boom!!

Wha.......?

[seiryu]

zapp is one of the best characters on futurama. all of his pick up lines are classiclly good.

[1B-DI]

Well....I'm not sure they're good, but they are classic! LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

if any real person used the pick up lines on me that he uses the bloke would definitly get a drink thrown on them LOL

[gort]

By Dan....or by you?? LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

mmm possibly both
or rather id throw a drink and dan would throw punches LOL

[gort]

NOW you're talkin'!!!

LOL

[1B-DI]

Yeah, I think I'd be inclined to do more than throw a drink at him...

[frys_red_jacket]

like make it so he can't have children?? LOL

[gort]

Wow........women are mean.....lol

[1B-DI]

Only if we have to be. LOL

[seiryu]

i'd laugh, throw a drink at him and have him buy me a new one. or simply steal his wallet after the arse-killing.

[Cloverfield]

Wow, you really are mean lol. But i agree those lines are aweful LOL.

[jle1993]

You're thinking too small, throw the drink on him, knee him in the nether-regions hard, poke him in the eyes, then tell him you prefer his best friend.

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL yep thats a sure way to get to him

[Pariah]

Woah but I guess Zapp deserves it.

[frys_red_jacket]

got that right

[Pariah]

Pow right in the kisser. I like the character though adds a nice addition.

[jle1993]

Oh most definatly. I wonder what lines he'll use in the next series.
"It might be me, but since you came in the room it seems to have gotten a lot hotter"
"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Did it hurt, when you fell down from heaven?"

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL he'll probably use even more cheesier lines than that

[jle1993]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I put I and U together,"
"Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes,"
"Can I have your name or shall I just call you beautiful?"

That corny?

[frys_red_jacket]

oh definitly yeah LOL

[jle1993]

Thought as much, though my alltime favorite line, is 'Heya Juliet can I be your Romeo', thats corny and sad

[neilysan]

please see my gneral discussion thread about a zapp branigan video game.

[Criztalinz]

This guy is so dense that it's hilarious.. it doesn't matter what people said about/to him, he will ALWAYS manage to turn their words into feeding his ego. I've gotta admit that I can almost admire his never-ending self-confidence if it's not so infuriating ^^.
One thing for sure though.. Poor Kif! lol

[futurama rules]

i would so date zapp brannigan

[Dark Jedi]

lol

http://www.starwars.com/databank/vehicle/turbotank/img/movie_bg.jpg

[1B-DI]

i would so date zapp brannigan


I guess maybe if I was dying of starvation, I'd do it for the free dinner....




Nah. lol

[futurama rules]

i would hes a charmer

[frys_red_jacket]

even though he tries to charm pretty much every woman he see's?? lol

[futurama rules]

so i would still date him

[frys_red_jacket]

each to their own i suppose lol

[1B-DI]

lol Yeah, I guess....

Well, I'm quite happy with my boyfriend anyway. And he's real. lol :)

[Pariah]

Would you date Zapp Brannigan? Hmm that gives me an idea. *Runs away*

[Cloverfield]

He's one of the best characters, even if he isnt boyfriend material for the girls lol

[Dimbo_Sama]

Zapp, hands down the best character. He's got the best lines in the whole show

Nixon: And when we opened the box he'd gone. Up-chucked his bamboo. True Story
Zapp: Uh-huh... Well that's whatever you were talking about for you"
------------

Zapp: You're under arrest
Leela: On What grounds?
Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny. Throw her in the Brig
Kiff: We don't have a brig
Zapp: Then throw her in the Laundry room... which will hearafter be refered to as the Brig...
------------

Zapp: I hate these filthy Neutrals Kiff. With enemys you know where you stand but with Neutrals?!?! Who knows... it ... sickens me...

[frys_red_jacket]

i found a part of his funny on one ofthem (can't remember which one) but its where he's talking to kif about how the captain is meant to go down with the ship and then promotes kif to captain lol

[Dimbo_Sama]

lol. "A Flight to Remember"

Zapp: Nothing left now but for the captain to go down with the ship
Kiff: That's surprisingly noble of you sir!
Zapp: No Kiff. It's surprisingly noble of YOU! As of right now. You're in command.
Zapp runs off screen and returns moments later in an escape shuttle panning past the window

lmao

I love that.

[frys_red_jacket]

yeah thats the one lol