Cubert

[Gurman169]

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Full Name Cubert J Farnsworth. Cubert is the clone of Proffessor Farnsworth who was revived when Farnsworth turned 160 and needed a successor.

[Anonymous]

Cubert reminds me of a smartallic with no friends. He is so annoying

[Cloverfield]

I hate Cubert. He would annoy me so much if he lived me with. I could kill him.lol

[volcano_worshipper]

WORST...CHARACTER...EVER. I loved when Leela killed him.

[Anonymous]

Yeah. Just wish it had been me killing him, annoying brat.

[Cloverfield]

Ditto. I hate him.

[Anonymous]

I think everyone does

[Cloverfield]

There is probably one person that likes him.

[Anonymous]

If there is I haven't seen him/her

[Cloverfield]

Me either.

[Anonymous]

:lol:

[mwo4life]

he sucks!!

[Sweetened Angel]

i agree

[Sonic]

Cubert is SUPPOSED to be an annoying brat. Tha'ts why he's funny.

I like him.

[Cloverfield]

He does my head in.

[Ace]

Cubert is an annoying bastard. And soon Ill have his rank. (censored)

[timeisanenemy]

I actually like the first episode with Cubert.. (is it Cubert or Q-bert?) a clone of my own "Your explanations are pure, weapons grade, bolognium" you gotta admit that's pretty funny stuff.

[Pazuzu]

I hate Cubert, he really annoys me! But then I think he's meant to!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, he REALLY annoys me too.

[Gazereths]

He's probably the worst character in futurama....im glad i aint got him as my avatar anymore...he should be the lowest one!!!

[ironik]

that is one character i wouold love to give a good stiff kick in the pants to :D

[Gurman169]

I would love to kill this kid if he was really why doesnt the crew kill him or something I would

[timeisanenemy]

yeah.. i hate him too.. who was that saying he was funny, the shmuck.

[Pazuzu]

Everybody hates Cubert... who I have just become! I have a new incentive to post now!!! Get rid of Cubert! lol

[0]

ya postins fun but soon ill be a cubert too. damn

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

he was left in his test tube too long and now has a squished nose.

[Gazereths]

200.........

And he wets the bed!

[ironik]

he looks like a clone of chief clancy wiggam from the simpsons only cubert changed colores

[Ace]

For the previous comment. Q-Bert is a PS1 game character.

[Pariah]

Fat prick if you ask me. Ha Ha. Cubert = Dead if he came near me. Annoying.

[cerberus]

i hated cubert, and i hated the brief ammount of time i was his rank...

[jle1993]

Cubert is a smart is b*st*rd, I hate him, he gives smart kids a bad name

[Cloverfield]

I think that it is safe to say that everyone hates him. He truly is a very annoying character.

[gort]

And I thought I was alone in my thinking!! It's mostly his 'I have a cold ALL the time' voice!! Ick.

Where as Hermes son is.......................okay!

[bending_unit_22]

It seems like everybody hates Cubert. That should be a TV show. Everybody Loves Hypno-toad and Everybody Hates Cubert.

I agree. He is annoying. Sometimes I just want to kill his annoying ass. Maybe one day he'll confuse a suicide booth for a phone booth and then BAM!

[gort]

Ha-Ha.......BAM!


Love it.

[bending_unit_22]

We should name all of the ways we can kill Cubert like we did with Michelle.
1. We can have the Horrible Gelatnious Blob swallow him.
2. Leela already killed him when she was more impulsive (too bad he couldn't stay that way)

Let's list more ways to kill Cubert.

[gort]

As long as you're doing it the 'Cubert' area, I guess......

Nibbler snack?

[frys_red_jacket]

wouldn't that end up turning into a game like what happened in the amy thread though?

[jle1993]

No no no, its not a game, its a serious debate on the best way to kill Cubert. I vote reverse-beartrap

[gort]

*shudders*
Don't bring that up......Gort get........mad/sad/hurt/confused/embarrased

[beccal1993]

helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[gort]

:SPAM:

Careful with your posts, Becca.....don't post just to post!!
We all want to hear what you have to say.....talk to us!!

[bending_unit_22]

What else can do to kill Cubert? Let's fire him from a cannon into the sun.

[jle1993]

Force him to climb through a web of razors *who can tell I like SAW?*

[gort]

Make him watch Ashton Kucher movies.



That'll do it.

Somebody should move this into the game section before we pull an Amy.

[jle1993]

Its not a game, its a debate

[gort]

I see.........

Hmmmmmmmm......

[jle1993]

Don't you hmmmmmm me Mr Gortymuss

[bending_unit_22]

What were we talking about again? Anyway, let's get back to more Ways to Kill Cubert!

[jle1993]

Right, grind down glass untill it looks like salt and then put it over Cubert's food. It'll rip him apart from the inside out.

[futurama rules]

or get a swarm of dancin space potatos to attack him

[cerberus]

you are him now, lol!

[futurama rules]

I know I would rather be nibbler

[bending_unit_22]

If I were you, I'd post as fast as I can to get rid of him.

[futurama rules]

no one saying ewt for me too post back to and I cant just speak to myself

[Gazereths]

Come on then...lets talk curbert....he's the kind of little sprog i wouldn't tire of punching in the face..Ever!! LOL.

Thats typical of the proff to give all his assets to himself..Basically.

[futurama rules]

indeed (oh smart word)

[Pazuzu]

Ahhh, no revenge of the indeeds!!! (There's a guy in my class who says indeed so often that I am tired of the word! He also sings in every lesson, and quotes Star Trek and The Matrix... he is so annoying! But not as annoying as Cubert!)

[gort]

Think I'll quit saying 'indeed'......like, um....totally....fer sure!!!

I'll switch to I see.....hmmmm...
Or I concur
Or you're hella correct...
Or Ex-cell-ent...

[Pazuzu]

Ex-cell-ent just reminds me of another friend who says that a lot... I have some weird friends OK One of my friends is completely obsessed with Lord of the Rings and can speak and write Elvish FLUENTLY!!!

[jle1993]

WOW, thats cool!

[gort]

How can you be proficient in something that doesn't exist??

I pose the same question to Trekkies regarding Klingon 'speech'....

*nerd alert*

[beccal1993]

was cubert created to be hated?

[Pazuzu]

How can you be proficient in something that doesn't exist??

I pose the same question to Trekkies regarding Klingon 'speech'....

*nerd alert*

I'm not quite sure, but apparently he can... He also complained that they say things wrong in the film! He can do a running commentary of what they did wrong in the films! Definitely nerd alert!

[gort]

Frightening.......needs a girlfriend.....lol

[Gazereths]

Ive seen a few people on chatrooms speaking elvish......Wierd. Did tolkien even make an elvish lanquage???...I thought the actors just made it up!

[Pazuzu]

Yes, Tolkien did make two Elvish languages... Sindarin (grey elven) and Quenya(high elven). It says about them in the indices of the book (If you have them as separately it is either a separate book or at the end of ROTK) I only know that cos Will told me btw. I am not obsessed with LOTR thant much! :lol:

[Gazereths]

Ive read the book..it is in one HUGE volume...but i dont remember the elvish lanquage being discussed at any great length....But i will look in the back of the book to see the translation. Not that im going to bone up on it :lol:....i said bone!!!

[gort]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.......hahahahahaha




Bone.

[Pazuzu]

Ive read the book..it is in one HUGE volume...but i dont remember the elvish lanquage being discussed at any great length....But i will look in the back of the book to see the translation. Not that im going to bone up on it :lol:....i said bone!!!
Yeah, I have the really huge volume... it isn't discussed in the actual story, but there's a load of indices in the back, one of which tells you about it... I'll look when i next go downstairs and tell you which one it is...

[Gazereths]

Nice one..thanks :D

[Pazuzu]

Aah, I can't find it!! i'll look later! I have to go out in about 20 minutes so it might be tomorrow/sunday/monday depending on when I next get on the computer

[Gazereths]

No probs Paz!!!! Congrats on the new rank!!!

[gort]

Paz looks good in pink!!

Spleesh and Guh!!

[Pazuzu]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT PINK! :lol:
If you hadn't guessed I don't like pink... how much do i have to post to get rid of the pink?

[Gazereths]

Four score and seven hundred and thirty!!!...Just joking...

[gort]

Let's put her in lime green!!!

[bending_unit_22]

She could go goth and wear black all the time.

[Gazereths]

or skin tight PVC?????

[Cloverfield]

I thought of the best thing. What if Cubert and Lisa met?

[frys_red_jacket]

oh dear god.....that could be a disaster waiting to happen

[Gazereths]

Could you imagine the offspring of that relationship????.......It would be in the dictionary next to Geek!!!

[gort]

Dude......Lisa wouldn't pay that little meat sack the time of day!!! he makes Milhouse seem cool!

And martin Prince could beat him up.

( Amy in pvc....nice, Gaz!! )

[Gazereths]

( i thought so)...LOL......But what about that dweeb she meets at west springfield school...You saying he wasn't a 'Little meat sack'...???? :lol:

[gort]

Well........he DID seem to have a kind of English flair!!! :lol:

[Gazereths]

You mean he talked like a ponce??????. :lol: ..That seems to be a common perception in other countries..that the english all speak like the queen...or like a Londoner....But i suppose it's the same all over the world...We probably think the same about the Spaniards...or the irish...or whatever...im going on about a load of crap now...i'll shut up...sorry...ive had too much to drink...again

[gort]

Yeah......like Sid Vicious was a 'ponce'.....ha!

BTW....my english 'accent' is perfect!!! And....I can do different burroughs!!!


ACTING!!!!

[Gazereths]

So you can do a notts accent can you???......I'd luv to ear it Duck!!

[bending_unit_22]

"Whatchoo talking bout Willis?"
I can, like, talk in accents too! Crikey! I'm looking for Bender 'round 'ere and was wonderin if you chums seen him.

[Gazereths]

Chums???...WTF??? lol...ive never actually heard anyone say that...

[gort]

What the hell is a notts accent?


Sounding like Gaz?

Or.......Robert Hode?

[Gazereths]

Yes it would be an accent that i have..living in notts.

You mean robin hood? He was actually supposed to have been born in lincolnshire...Plus i doubt that in medieval times the accent sounded anything like the one we have today.......

[gort]

I agree.....I love TRUE history.



True being key in my statement.

Truth is both hurtfull and fascinating.

[frys_red_jacket]

"Whatchoo talking bout Willis?"
I can, like, talk in accents too! Crikey! I'm looking for Bender 'round 'ere and was wonderin if you chums seen him.
i can sort of still do a barnsley accent (i lived there for 9 years) but sometimes it just slips out anyway

[frys_red_jacket]

Chums???...WTF??? lol...ive never actually heard anyone say that...
i have, ant and dec did a mickey take of friends and called it chums :lol:

but we should really get back to cubert

[gort]

Cuberts' accent.........moronic brat with a cold........northern, I believe....

[CartoonMan]

Man, Cubert annoys me. He is funny though :D

[gort]

Apparently, all the other members agree with you!!!

Hell....there's a 'how best to kill Cubert' link!!!!

[0]

I agree with him. I cant wait till i get a new avatar

[0]

And there we go... :D

[frys_red_jacket]

hey congrats on ya kif rank :)
i wonder how long it is until my next one

[jle1993]

PLEASE, can we stand on-topic, I know no-one likes Cubert but lets not off-topic the thread to death

[gort]

Ya know this is the Cubert Thread, right?
I saw no off topic posting.......relax, baby!!!

[jle1993]

I saw at least three posts that were non-cubert related, and I'm not your baby

[gort]

Didn't think you were....that was in Benders' voice.
And it was only 3 posts.

[jle1993]

Honestly, your standards are slipping Gort. And i don't care who's voice it is,
Don't call me baby
You've got some nerve and baby that'll never do
You know I don't belong to you
Its time you knew I'm not your baby

[gort]

Yes m'am.

[jle1993]

Good boy

Cuberts an annoying rat that should be shot

[0]

Or he could be frozen and he can be the problem of people 1000 years later

[gort]

He's probably gonna be a Fox 'news' reporter when he grows up!!

That's how much he sucks......

[frys_red_jacket]

nah he sucks so much fox won't even hire him

[jle1993]

He'll be some evil dictater, dedicated to make everyone better, even if it kills 'em

[Cloverfield]

I suppose he does turn good in the end...

[Leela+Fry]

Cubert reminds me of a smartallic with no friends. He is so annoying

Yeah, totally

[Gurman]

HATE THIS SOB

[KingZoidberg]

You know i think Cubert and Dwight actually died in Benders Big Score, in the "Childrens Brigaide"? and the Scammers said somethin like, "Yes! nailed a childrens ship!"

[frys_red_jacket]

mmm i can't remember that, ill have to watch it again

[KingZoidberg]

i didnt really actually see them in Beast Billion Backs

[thatguy65]

I didn't see Cubert but I remeber seeing Dwight at the end of the movie.

[KingZoidberg]

ok then Cubert died....hooray!