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gort
08-01-2007, 03:57 PM
I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for all the posting fun I've been having...since I joined only a week ago, you've all re-kindled my love for the show...I think I've re-watched EVERY episode at least twice since I joined ( right now I'm watching 'A Tale Of Two Santas"..."Please, please don't send me any more bicycles...the one you shot at me with your bicycle gun last year REALLY tore up my insides" LOFL...anyway...Gort thanks you much and I hopes to keep hearing from all 'yall...

Cloverfield
08-01-2007, 04:01 PM
I'm glad you have enjoyed posting here gort. It is great to have you onboard the FFF and it will be here every day of the year 24/7 for you and all your posting needs :D

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 04:33 PM
Yes...thank YOU gort for being such a great member!!!!!

"Please bring me a casket for grandpa...you choked him on a chestnut last year and he's beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what i mean" LOL

gort
08-01-2007, 04:42 PM
You are welcome...


The little girl gets hit by a bike anyway...at the end...Bender laughs LMFAO

Metter
08-01-2007, 05:31 PM
yay me!!!

Cloverfield
08-01-2007, 05:43 PM
yay me!!!

????????????

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 05:45 PM
What are you on about metter?

gort
08-01-2007, 05:50 PM
On ABOUT....or just on?

Cloverfield
08-01-2007, 05:53 PM
Huh???

gort
08-01-2007, 05:56 PM
I was thinking he wasn't GOING on about something....maybe he's just ON something!!

LOL sorta

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 06:02 PM
Yeah maybe he's on a mind altering substance!!!

gort
08-01-2007, 06:08 PM
..........ya think?

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 06:12 PM
I hope so!!! Maybe MDNA..or Acid? Give me some!!!!!! Maybe he has been to harvest some magic mushrooms!!! LOL

Only Joking metter!!

gort
08-01-2007, 06:19 PM
First...it's mdMa and second...don't put that CRAP in your body dude....I kinda like ya...think you're a good guy....don't change my mind...

Guess ya gotta take people for who they are.....rats!!

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 06:22 PM
I was only joking my friend!! I never would!!!!!

gort
08-01-2007, 06:26 PM
COOOOOL! Good news everyone....Gaz is not an idiot!


I wouldn't either............................................ ....................anymore

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 06:44 PM
Well yeah!!! .......Ive done my time!! at that sorta thing!!! LOL

gort
08-01-2007, 07:13 PM
Yea....my 'twenties' were freakin EPIC.....I need a time machine so I can go back and slap me around a little!!

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 07:20 PM
Yeah it would be good to go back and erase a few of the stupid mistakes we've made..But we wouldn't be the people we are today without those mistakes..Have you ever seen the ST TNG episode called 'Tapestry' ? it would end up like that!!

gort
08-01-2007, 07:25 PM
ST TNG?????? What that? And.....it's 1;30 am where you are? Here, it's only 5:30 in the afternoon........we live in opposite land...

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 07:27 PM
Star Trek The Next Generation...I know....Geek!!!!!!

gort
08-01-2007, 07:31 PM
Hey...people like what they like.......



Some adults ACTUALLY watch cartoons!!! Can you believe it??!! JEEZ....what dorks...

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 07:36 PM
I know....what a load of charlies....watching cartoons!!!!

gort
08-01-2007, 07:55 PM
You can call me Chuckie...Charlies is too formal....

Gazereths
08-01-2007, 08:01 PM
OK chuckie!!! LOL Charlie is rhyming slang for DORK....Well its MY rhyming slang!!!! :lol:

1B-DI
09-01-2007, 01:07 AM
I would just like to say that I am a devoted fan of Star Trek: TNG and ever since I started watching it, Futurama got funnier.

stof
09-01-2007, 04:49 AM
LOL

Metter
09-01-2007, 05:24 AM
nO i WAS SAYNG HOW THE op Said we were all great so I said yay me for being great

gort
09-01-2007, 06:19 AM
Oh...NOW that makes more sense Metter...!

Cloverfield
09-01-2007, 06:21 AM
Yeah, it didn't before. :lol:

jle1993
13-01-2007, 01:35 PM
I am no longer confused

gort
13-01-2007, 06:16 PM
Just wait a while....we'll confuse you again!!
Or at least...try....

jle1993
14-01-2007, 12:34 PM
I am unconfuseable....sorta

gort
14-01-2007, 01:36 PM
We'll see about that...

What goes up a chimney up
Down a chimney down
But it won't go down a chimney up

Confused??

jle1993
14-01-2007, 01:39 PM
Nope, I just don't know the answer :razz:

gort
14-01-2007, 02:02 PM
You're no fun.....that's the best riddle........EVER!!!!!


Anyone know??

Cloverfield
14-01-2007, 02:03 PM
Nope

gort
14-01-2007, 02:10 PM
I can't believe you don't care to know! It's a great stumper...easy answer...you can win TONS of bets in bars....


beer ahoy!!!!!

Metter
14-01-2007, 02:56 PM
so...whats the answer?!

gort
14-01-2007, 07:55 PM
NUH-UH....I want people to guess....if nobody does by next weekend...I'll spill the beans...

Metter
14-01-2007, 07:58 PM
Nerhxt week!!!!????



Pm me the answer


Peas

gort
14-01-2007, 08:22 PM
NO!


Next week...patience is an admirable quality.....try and figure it out!!

Use your common sense........uh-oh

Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 02:40 AM
It's an umbrella isn't it?

Metter
15-01-2007, 09:08 AM
aha!!!


Its an umbrella

gort
15-01-2007, 09:32 AM
Pazuzu ROCKS!!!

In 20 years of my asking that question ( riddle ), I've had only ONE person answer it within 5 minutes of hearing it! We're off topic now...otherwise I would ask how far you can walk into the forest...


Hmmmm....

Metter
15-01-2007, 10:24 AM
I said it too though....

gort
15-01-2007, 10:58 AM
YUP...right after Pazuzu......


How about the 'walking into the forest' thing??
Anyone??

cerberus
15-01-2007, 11:03 AM
i totally do not get this lol. gort, explanation, please, lol, i'm slow? :)

frys_red_jacket
15-01-2007, 11:06 AM
don't worry he's no where near as complicating as someone else we could all mention lol

cerberus
15-01-2007, 11:07 AM
lol who would that be?

frys_red_jacket
15-01-2007, 11:11 AM
metter lol, no offence to him though,its just that half his posts don't make any sense

cerberus
15-01-2007, 11:11 AM
lol, poor guy!

gort
15-01-2007, 11:56 AM
That was a reference to my earlier riddle.....how far can you walk into the forest...I'm trying to keep metter busy so he stays out of trouble.

Plus, as usual, I think I'm taking us WAY off topic.....

cerberus
15-01-2007, 11:58 AM
yes, lol!

gort
15-01-2007, 12:13 PM
So answer and get me out of trouble with Smokey...he's gunning for me anyway...Gort lives off-topic i guess....by mistake!!


Answer!

cerberus
15-01-2007, 12:14 PM
You lost me a while back m8, i'm just posting along politely :)

gort
15-01-2007, 12:34 PM
:lol:
Gotcha!

cerberus
15-01-2007, 02:07 PM
yeah..... got me?

gort
15-01-2007, 02:44 PM
NO....I mean: I understand.

cerberus
15-01-2007, 02:45 PM
oh, ok, gotcha :)

gort
15-01-2007, 02:52 PM
Got me?



kidding!

cerberus
15-01-2007, 02:52 PM
lol, for some reason i fell we're going round in circles :p

Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 03:06 PM
The walking through a forest thing: Half way I seem to recall

cerberus
15-01-2007, 03:11 PM
I totally didn't understand his forest thing so gave up lol!

Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 03:15 PM
I've heard quite a lot of riddles, so I can answer most of them... I have one for you gort, or anyone else who would care to try:
A box without hinges, key or lid but golden treasure inside is hid (taken from The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien)

cerberus
15-01-2007, 03:17 PM
may i answer cos i've got the answer....

Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 03:21 PM
you may answer

cerberus
15-01-2007, 03:24 PM
a beeshive/honeycomb

Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 03:33 PM
That is not the correct answer

cerberus
15-01-2007, 03:40 PM
ah, course its not! I know the answer now! Its an egg!

Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 03:50 PM
It is indeed!
Another one from the hobbit for anyone
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

cerberus
15-01-2007, 03:52 PM
time

Metter
15-01-2007, 04:00 PM
Once again...Im confused

Pazuzu
15-01-2007, 04:01 PM
Indeed. I'm going to start a riddle contest thread (there was one but it died) come and post some riddles there!

Metter
15-01-2007, 04:06 PM
NooooOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cerberus
15-01-2007, 04:18 PM
pazuzu- please do, i ran a moderately succesful riddle blog for a while! check it out, nick any riddles you want, lol!

www.zudayriddles.blogspot.com

gort
15-01-2007, 04:39 PM
Wow!....I started a cool thing!! Pazuzu, once again, is causing me awe!!
The forest thing was right because once you go halfway, you're not walking into it....you are walking OUT of it!! Kinda like......how long is a piece of string?