Hermes Conrad

[Gurman169]

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Hermes Conrad is 25 years old has a wife and a kid. He is a 37th Class Bureaucrat. He is an expert limboist, so much so he represented earth in the 2980 Olympics but his competition was tragically cut short when a fan, trying to be just like Hermes, limboed too low and broke his back.

[Anonymous]

Hermes is obsessive and a workaholic. It is because of him that all the manual labor at a spa camp is done by one australian man. Hermes is a beurocrat through and through.

[Cloverfield]

And he's great at lingo!

[SaveMeJeebus]

Hermes is a Limbo God!!

[Cloverfield]

LOL. I thought it was funny when he was going underneath that REALLY low do, and then he asks them to lower the door even more!!

[SaveMeJeebus]

I remember that episode. Oh yeah he did that for some kid that died/broke something right during a Limbo competition.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, he broke his back i think and died!

[SaveMeJeebus]

Oh ha.

[Cloverfield]

Yup

[Anonymous]

It was at the Olympics too :cry:

[Cloverfield]

I know :lol:

[Sweetened Angel]

he pretty cool guy. i agree he doing good limbo.

[Anonymous]

Not just good, great, Hermes is god of limbo

[SaveMeJeebus]

Ditto.

[Anonymous]

:lol:

[SaveMeJeebus]

:lol: :o :) :D ....... :cry:

[Anonymous]

Why you cry? :?

[SaveMeJeebus]

No idea.. :cry:

:lol:

[Anonymous]

You're funny :lol:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Why7, thanks so are you. :wink:

[Anonymous]

:lol: Thx, I do try to be

[Sweetened Angel]

:lol:, he alway say "mon" when he talk.

[Anonymous]

And snakes and sugarcane

[SaveMeJeebus]

:lol:

[Anonymous]

:wink:

[Sweetened Angel]

:lol:

[Anonymous]

Yay, everyone is happy as a snake in the sugarcane

[SaveMeJeebus]

:)

[Sweetened Angel]

:)

[Anonymous]

Not so funny? *tears page from note book* Okay then.

[SaveMeJeebus]

:lol:

[Anonymous]

Now thats more like it! :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

Someone somewhere said that Hermes has different accents in different episodes. :?

[Anonymous]

I don't think so

[Ace]

And now Limboing for earth: Hermes Conrad! Little kid: Look im just like Hermes. No little boy your backbone cant take it. RAKS auuggh.
This message is deticated to that little kid that will limbo in heaven in about 980 years.

[Anonymous]

poor kid, I'm sad now :cry:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Oh,

ok that's what I thought.

[Futurama-rama]

I'm not the biggest fan of Hermes, but he does have a good line every few episodes

Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but now all the planets in the galaxy are gonna be crackin' wise about our Mommas...

Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly Mama isn't around to see 'dis day...

:P

[SaveMeJeebus]

Love his accent.

[Anonymous]

Hermes is as cool as a snowball on pluto in the coldseason

[SaveMeJeebus]

:x :x

[Malachi_Jr.]

I'm not the biggest fan of Hermes, but he does have a good line every few episodes

Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but now all the planets in the galaxy are gonna be crackin' wise about our Mommas...

Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly Mama isn't around to see 'dis day...

:P

Professor: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes!

[SaveMeJeebus]

jle seems to hate Hermes.

[Silver]

Hermes is ok in small doses, great at limbo, the odd occasional wisecrack, but I hope that he never features too much in any episode.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, he's good, but the worst out of the main 6.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah.

But still like him though. :)

[mwo4life]

watch me limbo man

[Cloverfield]

lol

[ironik]

MY MANWICH!

[Cloverfield]

LMAO

[Pazuzu]

MY MANWICH! ha lol I love that quote!!!

[0]

Every line out of his mouth is great. Especially the beauracrat song

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

from the same episode, "that just raises further questions" (bender is smoking a cigar in the lost city of atlanta)

[Gazereths]

"this is mighty suspicios, im gonna call the police....right after i flush some tings"


Cracks me up!!!

[ironik]

i love in the parabox episode when hermes is going to through the box into the sun and the professor tells to let him into the ship and hermes looks at farnswoth and the eject button and grudgingly lets him in

[Pariah]

Yeah that was funny. Heremes is another one of my fav's.

[cerberus]

I like him on the giant stilts wobbling around, ROFL!

[bending_unit_22]

I love Hermes. "Sweet something of.......someplace" I also love how his wife is like a foot taller than him.

[cerberus]

yeah, lol, she resembles and amazonian!

[bending_unit_22]

He probably has to stand on a stack of boxes just to kiss her. Or she has to bend down.

[cerberus]

yeah, lol! or a footstool!

[bending_unit_22]

If Hermes has to do all of that, imaging what Dwight has to do to reach his mom.

[jle1993]

I'm gotta backtrack to right a massive wrong

jle seems to hate Hermes.

That quote is so frickin WRONG! I do not hate Hermes, and when I said Hermes was 'as cool as a snowball on Pluto in the cold season' it was meant as a compliment.

Rant over

[cerberus]

another rant? lol, your full of them!

[jle1993]

Its a hobbie, I have to rant or I can get rather hmmm how do I say this, I get angry and slightly violent. Hermes rocks

[cerberus]

ok, lolo, just don't get violent on ME!

[jle1993]

Hermes has got an okay temper

[0]

Have to give a post here. I mean i am hermes now

[Cloverfield]

Ya congrats on reaching 600 posts man.

[gort]

Yay Freeby!!!

Keep going!!!

[0]

I will. Im still not Bender, or at least Flexo

[1B-DI]

I don't think I've ever posted here. Interesting.

Well, I like Hermes. He's pretty cool, especially when he gets mad.

[gort]

He's all about limbo, baby!!!


Plus, for a fat guy, his wife is HOT!!!!

[1B-DI]

Are you insinuating that only beautiful people can have hot spouses? hehe :)

[gort]

No.



I'm saying it.

[1B-DI]

Oh crap, I'm DOOMED :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

It's funny how his wife is like a foot taller than him. I wonder how many chairs he has to stand in to look at her face-to-face.

[0]

She bends forward and he limbos backwards so they are eye to eye

[1B-DI]

LOL...if I ever get married, I hope the guy is at least as tall as me. But it doesn't really matter.

[Gazereths]

I like tall women..and short women...ah heck!!!..i like all women!!!

[1B-DI]

LOL does your girlfriend know this?

[Gazereths]

She suspects!!! LOL

[gort]

I feel bad that I made Beady feel bad.


There's enough love for EVERYBODY!!!!!!!




'cept me.

[1B-DI]

You didn't make me feel bad....then again, you didn't come back and rave about my beauty either, LOL

*pats Gort's head* We can be lonely and miserable together, how's that sound?

[Gazereths]

Oh man..is this the feel sorry for yourself thread??? LOL

[bending_unit_22]

Hermes shouldn't have to put up with this! If you worked for him, I'll bet he would fire you right about now.

[1B-DI]

Alright, alright...shmeesh....

Whoever said "misery loves company" obviously didn't know what he was talking about, LOL

Hermes, Hermes.......likes a good Manwich once in awhile. Just like yours truly.

[bending_unit_22]

I wonder why Hermes hates Zoidberg so much. I know thy're rivals but how did they become rivals?

[1B-DI]

Perhaps it's something to do with Professor Farnsworth? I don't know. They're just funny.

Maybe it's just that Zoidberg smells bad and is incompetent, yet somehow he's still got a job at Planet Express.

[gort]

The only misery I live through each day was caused by me.

Can't legally complain.


I do, however, blame myself.

[Leela+Fry]

Hermes is obsessive and a workaholic. It is because of him that all the manual labor at a spa camp is done by one australian man. Hermes is a beurocrat through and through.

You said it kid

[Gurman]

dicapitated Check

[amywong4eva]

hermes is a great character because i love how he just works all day and then in bender big score when he losse his body he just trys to win back his wife and his child and why ant there ones on hermes wife and kid

[frys_red_jacket]

he loses his body? LOL i can't wait to see this film

[vonhammer]

I had random thought the other day, that Hermes would fit in very well at the company from the movie Office Space, Initech.

[Flounder]

Hermes Conrad is 25 years old has a wife and a kid.

Based on his son Dwight's apparent age, Hermes is probably closer to 35 or so.

And LaBarbara is SMOKIN' HOT!! So is her voice, Dawnn Lewis... :w00t: :drool:

[1B-DI]

According to Wikipedia, he's 53...if you believe Wikipedia... lol

[Flounder]

According to Wikipedia, he's 53...if you believe Wikipedia... lol


That would have made him about 33 when he competed in the Olympics...No, Wikipedia is, as usual, full of bull. :thumbdown: :angry:

[vonhammer]

id say hes in his early-mid forties

[1B-DI]

Yeah, he's always struck me as being 40-ish

[frys_red_jacket]

ive always thought he's between 35-40

[KingZoidberg]

He looks like a potatoe

and his Bueracrat rank changes through out the show, all the time

[thatguy65]

Does anyone think there outta of been some episodes about Hermes?

[frys_red_jacket]

ive moved this here to save having another thread about him

i thought there was 1 or 2 episodes about him, i could be wrong though

[Leela+Fry]

There was one, How Hermes Requistioned his Groove Back, I'm not sure of another one

[thatguy65]

Yeah your right and at least he has a semi big role in Bender's Big Score

[Leela+Fry]

yeah....

[KingZoidberg]

another one would be the Titanic one, with like 5 different stories

[Leela+Fry]

You mean Three Hundred Big Boys, not Titanic one

[KingZoidberg]

,no the titanic episode had Fry, leela, amy, bender, and hermes

[Leela+Fry]

Oh right

[KingZoidberg]

yah, it confused me too

[Leela+Fry]

I is confused? lol

[KingZoidberg]

i can haz cheezburger?

[Leela+Fry]

Harry: I can haz cake?
God (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody): No no no no no no no no no no!

[KingZoidberg]

(like Zoidberg) Awww......

[Leela+Fry]

Harry: Caaake!!
*cake is lifted away by God*

[KingZoidberg]

Harry: *SOBS* always me!

[Leela+Fry]

lol *Harry sees cake over there and runs to it*
Harry: Caaaake!!!!!!!
God (shouting): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: *sobs*

[KingZoidberg]

*Zoidberg walks in* ooooh! two meals in one week! *gobbles food*

[Leela+Fry]

Harry: YOU ATE MY CAKE!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

[KingZoidberg]

*scuttling* Whoop whoop whoop whoop!

[Leela+Fry]

Harry: GET BACK HERE!!! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU! I WANT TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU ATE MY CAKE, YOU B******!!!!!!

[KingZoidberg]

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!

[Leela+Fry]

*Harry chases after KZ* Harry: GET BACK HERE, DAMMIT!!!!

[KingZoidberg]

WHOOOOOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!

[Leela+Fry]

*Harry catches KZ* Harry: I GOT YOU NOW, MOTHER******!

[KingZoidberg]

*sprays ink in Harrys face* Whoop whoop whoop! *scuttles to alaska*

[s1v3rt]

Phil LaMarr is the best actor there in my opinion !

[Chaos]

I like Hermes he always makes me laugh.

[Leela+Fry]

Yeah, me too

[Chaos]

I love the limbo scene and when he is on the roof trying to kill himself.

[Leela+Fry]

Yeah, me too :D

[KingZoidberg]

LOL "how hermes requsitioned his groove" i love that episode

[Leela+Fry]

Me too!! Great ep

[KingZoidberg]

Hermes: "Im gunna jump!"

Bender: "Do a flip!"

[Leela+Fry]

lol

[KingZoidberg]

"Sweet llama of the bahamas!"

[Leela+Fry]

That's an awesome catchphrase

[Chaos]

"Sweet someting of... someplace"

[rogercieslar]

I like hermes
In my cartoon crazy house I got parody of hermes.he's irish and he's name is hermas

[KingZoidberg]

lol

[rogercieslar]

yeah just read It.It's in general chat and in the down

[KingZoidberg]

that lol was directed at scruffy...not you

[rogercieslar]

sorry

[Leela+Fry]

:S

[Lucorio]

Me am confused..

[Leela+Fry]

As am I