cyclops
15-09-2009, 12:36 AM
here's a story I just made up on the spot, after reading "attack of the frygirls." hope ya like it, and forgive me any grammatical errors and what not.
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fry entered the conference room of planet express one day to see the professor giving a speech to the rest of the crew.
"and that's why we must never tell fry about his - fry!" the professor cried out when he saw fry enter. everyone turned to look at him.
"sorry i'm late, what's going on?" fry asked
"uh, nothing" the professor answered, holding his hands together and smiling weakly. "we were just discussing today's mission. right crew?" he gave a big wink to bender who was standing at his side, who responded by burping fire into his face.
"That's right, meatbags. the professor was just telling us how we'd be paid double for today's mission because it's super dangerous."
"I was -wait, no I wasn't!" the professor started angrily, but Leela jabbed him in the side with her taloned elbow. "Ow! Oh, sorry. Yes, super dangerous. So dangerous in fact, that we could never let our most valuable employee risk his life to take part."
"You mean Hermes?" Fry asking, turning to the company's diplomat. He placed a hand on hermes' shoulder. "Sorry buddy, guess you'll be staying back filling out paperwork for this one."
"Not me, you nincompoop! He means you! Besides, I love paperwork!"
"Spluh. No kidding." Amy added, referring to Fry. "Everyone knows you do more around here than any of us" She gave him a big grin, which must have been contagious because at that moment, Leela, Bender, the Professor and Hermes were all grinning stupidly at Fry with her.
Fry grinned back. "Come on, what do you take me for, an idiot?"
"Uhhh-" Bender started, but Leela jabbed him
"If this is some elaborate plot to get me out of the way so you can throw me a brithday party -even though my birthday isn't for 7 months - you can stop the charade and just tell me. I love birthday parties, and I promise to act surprised!"
"Bender was about to say something but stopped at the sight of Leela shaking his head. He instead took a long swig of his beer.
"You figured it out, buddy, we just can't fool you, can we? Well, see ya." Bender said, throwing his now empty beer bottle into a nearby bin and stepping onto the planet express ship. Leela followed him.
"See ya!"
the professor, amy, cuburt, dwight, all rushed aboard behind her. the door slammed shut and the ship lifted up and flew away into oblivion.
standing back, fry was now alone with hermes, scruffy, and zoidberg, who'd only now joined the party.
"sorry i'm late, what'd I miss?" the red lobster said, shuffling forward.
"zoidberg! am I glad to see you!" fry said cheerfully.
"you are?"
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ok i can't think of anything else right now, but maybe i'll continue this story later. hope you like it so far :)
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fry entered the conference room of planet express one day to see the professor giving a speech to the rest of the crew.
"and that's why we must never tell fry about his - fry!" the professor cried out when he saw fry enter. everyone turned to look at him.
"sorry i'm late, what's going on?" fry asked
"uh, nothing" the professor answered, holding his hands together and smiling weakly. "we were just discussing today's mission. right crew?" he gave a big wink to bender who was standing at his side, who responded by burping fire into his face.
"That's right, meatbags. the professor was just telling us how we'd be paid double for today's mission because it's super dangerous."
"I was -wait, no I wasn't!" the professor started angrily, but Leela jabbed him in the side with her taloned elbow. "Ow! Oh, sorry. Yes, super dangerous. So dangerous in fact, that we could never let our most valuable employee risk his life to take part."
"You mean Hermes?" Fry asking, turning to the company's diplomat. He placed a hand on hermes' shoulder. "Sorry buddy, guess you'll be staying back filling out paperwork for this one."
"Not me, you nincompoop! He means you! Besides, I love paperwork!"
"Spluh. No kidding." Amy added, referring to Fry. "Everyone knows you do more around here than any of us" She gave him a big grin, which must have been contagious because at that moment, Leela, Bender, the Professor and Hermes were all grinning stupidly at Fry with her.
Fry grinned back. "Come on, what do you take me for, an idiot?"
"Uhhh-" Bender started, but Leela jabbed him
"If this is some elaborate plot to get me out of the way so you can throw me a brithday party -even though my birthday isn't for 7 months - you can stop the charade and just tell me. I love birthday parties, and I promise to act surprised!"
"Bender was about to say something but stopped at the sight of Leela shaking his head. He instead took a long swig of his beer.
"You figured it out, buddy, we just can't fool you, can we? Well, see ya." Bender said, throwing his now empty beer bottle into a nearby bin and stepping onto the planet express ship. Leela followed him.
"See ya!"
the professor, amy, cuburt, dwight, all rushed aboard behind her. the door slammed shut and the ship lifted up and flew away into oblivion.
standing back, fry was now alone with hermes, scruffy, and zoidberg, who'd only now joined the party.
"sorry i'm late, what'd I miss?" the red lobster said, shuffling forward.
"zoidberg! am I glad to see you!" fry said cheerfully.
"you are?"
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ok i can't think of anything else right now, but maybe i'll continue this story later. hope you like it so far :)