Mole Man!

[*FanGirl22*]

I think that Mole Man is the best secondary Simpsons character ever he is so... random and always getting into accidents... he is even part of a race of people called The Mole people!

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

hans moleman always make me laugh, he is the best! LOL

[*FanGirl22*]

he should be in more episodes though my favorite unfortunate thing that happened t was when he stuck in the snow and he though that ck of wolves where rescue dogs.. lol

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol

[*FanGirl22*]

every moment with mole man moleriffic! (that was a horrible pun..)

[I Hate Bottles]

I love this guy...it's like kissing a peanut!

Poor Moleman got no reason to live. Even The Guru, Matt Groening, hates him. lol

I love when he was driving the truck with Edgar Allen Poe's house on the back and Homer ran him off the road off of a cliff and the truck inexplicably bursts into flames. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

yea omg love that episode were mole man replaces Bart :D
and homer won't stop kissing him!!!

[I Hate Bottles]

I would not want to kiss Moleman. Ever. lol

I love when he gets hit in the crotch with a football and Homer can't stop laughing. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

:) in the film contest i think the video was called "Mole Man in the Morning" i would have voted for that one too!

[I Hate Bottles]

"But the ball...his groin! It works on so many levels!"

For once, Homer was right. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

yup yup:D

[ilovebender.com]

Yes - This is Mole Man in the morning, wishing you a happy moleman... - He drives the Gremlin that Otto runs off the road in Treehouse for Horror IV. lol

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

I would not want to kiss Moleman. Ever. lol

I love when he gets hit in the crotch with a football and Homer can't stop laughing. lol

lol i loved that! i think it was on a AFV type show...

[frys_red_jacket]

i love mole man, gets into the strangest of places
i found it hilarious when dr hibbert mistook him for a dead person LOL

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

LOLLOL wow...

[frys_red_jacket]

oh wait it wasnt dr hibbert it was a morgue worker lol

Marge: "That's not my Uncle Lou... and this man's not dead." Moleman: "That's what I've been trying to tell you!" Morgue Tech: "That's just gas escaping." (He slides the locker shut again.)
LOL LOL

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

LOL

[I Hate Bottles]

"I was saying 'Boo-urns.'"

[*FanGirl22*]

remember when mole man was pretending to be a freshmen at Springfield U because he needed a place to sit down lmaooo :) :) :D

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL yeah that was great

[*FanGirl22*]

mole man moments :)

also i love how he says hows in his 30's

[I Hate Bottles]

I liked it when Mr. Burns was hopped up on ether and he thought that Moleman was the Lucky Charms leprachaun and he puts a drill through his head trying to get his "Lucky Charms."

"Ow...my brain."

[*FanGirl22*]

i never saw that? which episode?

[I Hate Bottles]

Where Homer has his bowling league (The Pin Pals) and Burnsie joins the league.

[*FanGirl22*]

ohhhhh.... rite now i remember thanks! lol

[I Hate Bottles]

No prob. :)

[*FanGirl22*]

i love when (i think its homer) falls into sewers and the mole people are there

[I Hate Bottles]

Oh, I love that scene! I've actually seen the movie that scene parodies. Granted, I saw it as a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, but I still saw it.

[*FanGirl22*]

:D

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

i love when Bart and Lisa get into an arguement and they say the other one is gay for moleman and moleman says: "no one's gay for moleman." lol coincidencialy it was in the episode "Future-Drama" (if you dont get what that parody, your an idiot) when professeur frink tells barts and lisas future. and john damagio as bender briefly apears in that episode. this episode was made in 2004 after futurama got cancelled. (just in case you didnt know).

[*FanGirl22*]

I'am gay for mole man!
that was a great episode! i never knew it was called that though

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

yeah its cool that matt named it that. :)

[*FanGirl22*]

yea :) i love the creative-ness of b Futurama and Simpsons episode titles

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

yeah, they are both amazing shows. :)

[I Hate Bottles]

K, who here is ready to be grossed out??































Ready?






















You sure?

















I warned you...
http://www.jamesmaybe.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mataleoneRJ-Hans_Moleman_Untooned.jpg


THE HORROR!! :scared:

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

LOL oh lord! its revulting!

[I Hate Bottles]

I thought real Homer and Fry looked scary, until I stumbled upon this....thing.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

yeah, his skin looks...squished...

[I Hate Bottles]

And people have the nerve to say the Moe is the ugliest man in Springfield

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

i think he has competition. lol

[I Hate Bottles]

I prefer Moe over that thing.

At least Moe has the potential to be somewhat handsome. I don't think even plastic surgery could help Moleman.

[*FanGirl22*]

ewwww... the horror! that.. that.. that...was HIDEOUS your completely right about Moe having competition!!!! that sent a shiver down my spine....

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

moleman is just hopeless. lol

[I Hate Bottles]

Imagine that thing being under your bed while you sleep at night. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

OMG!! i would never sleep i would be too terrified!
ohhh.... the scary-ness!

[I Hate Bottles]

Not to toot my own horn *toot toot* but I'm pretty good at putting disturbing images into people's heads. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

well that for sure! :D

[I Hate Bottles]

*evil laugh*

[*FanGirl22*]

te he he he he :)

[I Hate Bottles]

Poor Moleman got no reason to live. :(

[*FanGirl22*]

in some ways i feel srry for him

[I Hate Bottles]

I do too, even though he's an ugly little peanut man.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol yeah, hes like the zoidberg of the simpsons.

[I Hate Bottles]

Only more hideous...if that's possible.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

it is. lol

[I Hate Bottles]

"So it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg is poor and desperately lonely?"
"For your information, it's because he's hideous."

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol that was mean for leela to say that.

[*FanGirl22*]

it was and i agree he is the zoidberg of the Simpsons except that he gets into horrible accidents

[I Hate Bottles]

lol that was mean for leela to say that.

I know, I thought it was a rather mean thing for Leela to say which made it funnier. It doesn't sound like something she would say.

I think Moleman probably has more love than Zoidberg. People don't hate him as much. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

at least mole man bee given affection.... (by homer)

[I Hate Bottles]

Then again Homer gives affection to an ugly-ass lobster as well. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

Mr Pinchy was AWESOME!!!! not ugly ass!!!!

[I Hate Bottles]

LOL

Sorry, I think lobsters are hideous. But tasty. :D

[*FanGirl22*]

i love lobsters and all other crustaceans
this is off topic but what is your fav animal?

[I Hate Bottles]

Pretty much any animal that has four legs and fur. I'm a big animal lover.

I think Moleman gives moles a bad name. lol

[*FanGirl22*]

i love moles! and weasels! and ferrets! and mongeese! and platy-pi !!!!

[I Hate Bottles]

I love this scene:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/im52xmax/HansMolemanBirds01112004113227.jpg
"I need the biggest seed bell you have."
*pauses*
"That's too big." lol

[*FanGirl22*]

Yes!!!! i also love when homer runs him off the road and every things fine then suddenly his car caches on fire

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol that was funny.

[I Hate Bottles]

Poor Moleman. I laugh at his pain.

[*FanGirl22*]

same here his life is one big injury after another

[Yoshirama]

Lol and how old is mole man anyway?

[*FanGirl22*]

30 sumodd he says it but i can't rem all i remember is that its in his 30's :P creepy eh?

[Gazereths]

"No one's gay for moleman" LOL

[*FanGirl22*]

He has the best one liners!

[Gazereths]

Well maybe not the best one liners but that one cracked me up tonight when i saw it on channel 4...It was the episode where Bart and Lisa got to see their future thanks to Prof. Frinks future telling astrology machine...Bender was in that episode as well....An all time great Simpsons episode!

[cyclops]

I loved moleman in that episode where aunt patty wanted a baby and she pictured her and moleman's kids XD

[KING ZOIDY]

lol

[*FanGirl22*]

I loved moleman in that episode where aunt patty wanted a baby and she pictured her and moleman's kids XD

THE HORROR! lol