zombie survival quiz.can you survive?

[futuramafreak9]

:welcome:to my Zombie survival quiz.

it work's like this:
i ask a question to do with tactics of how to survive zombies.
a group of you then choose my one of my 3 options.
i will then tell you if your worthy to survive at the end.

right first question.

1.If you put on TV and the news tells you that zombies have came to the city your in,what would be your reaction?
a.say "wow!scary"
b.say "hey thats like that movie i watched!!!!"
c.just sit down and countinue to watch "futurama"

choose your answer and type in a,b,or c.

[KING ZOIDY]

1.) A

[hdBattousai]

totally C.) cept i'd grab a gun or somethin 2 ;)

[futuramafreak9]

cool!!!thats how you do it.

2.your still in your house.and a zombie gets in.what do you do?
a.run into your bedroom and grab your shotgun.
b.run in to your kitchen and get a kitchen knive.
c.use you fists.

[hdBattousai]

d.)grab my sword :P lolo naw i guess a.) cuz i don't wanna get close to them

[KING ZOIDY]

2.) A (assuming they have slugs in them)

[futuramafreak9]

3.millions of them come and you only have 4 rounds in your shotgun.time for a quick escape.you notice a garbage truck outside your window.it's close enough to jump on.what do you do?
a.run into your bedroom and take the mattress so you make a spongy landing on the truck.
b.just take your chances and just jump on the truck.
c.shoot the fire extinguisher beside the door they are coming in.

[Fudimplan]

3 - b

using the matress would probably take long enough for them to eat my brains xD and shooting at the fire extinguisher..? i'm no zombie expert so i don't see how that's supose to help LOL

[futuramafreak9]

good answer.

4.one thing you must know is.what zombies eat.what do they eat?
a.all living things
b.only humans
c.only dead bodies

[hdBattousai]

3=b
4=depends on the "type" of zombie i've seen some eat anything and some just eat humans but i would have to go with a.) just to be safe cuz u never know in that kind of situation

[futuramafreak9]

5.your on the streets now.you notice a dog with a big hole in it's side what do you do?
a.go over and pat it
b.leave it
c.kill it

[ilovebender.com]

C, I'm no vet, and I think it could be a zombie dog lol

[Goldie-2012]

a, dogs are cute :P

[hdBattousai]

b and/or c depends if it sees me

[futuramafreak9]

well,it's a zombie dog.

6.you notice someone in a shop.he's not a zombie.what do you do?
a.go and talk to him
b.kill him anyway
c.pass the shop and leave him

[hdBattousai]

i know that but the zombie in it can possibly make it lethargic and unresposive temporarily or atleast till i can slip past him to aviod detection from other sources either that or i can run for my life from the hoarde that would probably come around the corner

c.)

[hdBattousai]

i know that but the zombie in it can possibly make it lethargic and unresposive temporarily or atleast till i can slip past him to aviod detection from other sources either that or i can run for my life from the hoarde that would probably come around the corner

c.)

[futuramafreak9]

7.the man in the shop notice's you and invites you in.what do you do?
a.say yeah i'll come in
b.say no thank you
c.shoot him between the eyes

[ilovebender.com]

B.

[hdBattousai]

i thought i passed him up? XD

b.)

[futuramafreak9]

8.the man coughs and dies.he gets up and is a zombie.what do you do?
a.run across the road
b.turn around and kill him so he dosen't follow you again
c.run around the corner

[ilovebender.com]

As soon as the first hint of that man coughing near me, My reaction would be A.
But I would throw a little of B in, whilst on foot, but primararily, A.

[hdBattousai]

b.) and make sure he's dead in brutal and amusing ways >)

[KING ZOIDY]

8.) B

[One-Bee-Dee-Eye]

Personally, (and I know it is not an option) I would simultaneously chop the dude's head off and probably pee my pants! I hate zombies and clowns.

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!

[hdBattousai]

what if he looked like this tho?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/5/50/ClownZombieTP6-EN-C-UE.jpg
lol

[One-Bee-Dee-Eye]

Yeah, would totally pee my pants!!

[Punisher]

What if the clown was just an old fat dude?

[hdBattousai]

lolo what about this one?http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6517/1028070142.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1028070142.jpg)

(BTW thats me lol)

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL

[hdBattousai]

what? i thought it looked good :P (other than the blue hoodie my bud lemme borrow it cuz it was surprisingly cold for halloween)

[futuramafreak9]

9.you notice a small lake you go over to it and a zombie shark is coming over to the land your on.what do you do?
a. run further away on land
b.pick up a harpoon and throw it at his head
c.swim right up to it and get eaten

[ilovebender.com]

B.
What else could you do? lol.
B, no two ways about it.

[hdBattousai]

b then a haha