The scary door!!!

[Gazereths]

This is one of my favorite parts of futurama...so funny....i wish they would have made more!!!!

"You're entering the vicinety of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster , or some kind of wierd mirror...these are just examples..it could also be something much better...prepare to enter..the scary door" LMFAO!!!

It would be cool if we made our own scary door intro's....what do you lot think!!???

[frys_red_jacket]

i think it would be great to see what people can come up with

[Gazereths]

"Your walking through a hall with no walls...suddenly the floor disappears..leaving you stranded on a planet made of fish and entrails...a man approaches with no face...he asks the way to an unknown place...you tell him where to go......Prepare to enter the scary door"

[Cloverfield]

Haha, that's a good one.

[frys_red_jacket]

lol yeah

[cerberus]

You are entering a place void of meaning..... a place where anything could happen....... or not, we really haven't the foggiest....... there may be monsters........ or balloons, it really is random....... prepare to enter, the (it might just be) scary door!

[Metter]

I LOVE THE SCARY DOOR!!!



I would marry it.....but tis a guy.....and not real.....and its a cartoon....and its not real

[gort]

One of my faves....they could do a whole series of 'Scary Door' shows....



"..........IT'S MAN!!!"
That always gets me!!
Great Twilight Zone tribute...HA!

[cerberus]

scary door rules, ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[1B-DI]

Maurice LaMarche rocks in The Scary Door. :lol:

[Pariah]

Ha Mabye we should write more of thses scary door intros. Also have competitions :D . Any thoughts?

[cerberus]

yeah, definitely!

[beccal1993]

the scary door is quite funny espesially cos its not scary

[CartoonMan]

I love the scary door, but it doesn't make appearances often enough.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, isn't it about twice?

[CartoonMan]

Yeah, about twice. If only they had it appear 3-4 times a season, then it would occur enough to give us something else to laugh at, and then it would make so many more appearances.

[1B-DI]

You are entering a new realm, a post-apocalyptic wasteland called the human mind. Or maybe New Jersey, it's easy to get the two confused sometimes. To your left, you see the floating head of your dead great-uncle, at least you think that's who it is, but you don't remember because you never knew him that well. A penny drops on the floor. As you bend to pick it up, you fall into...The Scary Door.

[Gazereths]

OHHHH very nice beady!!! a class act all round!!!

[1B-DI]

It took me three days to write that. Isn't that pathetic?

[0]

Hey dont make fun of yourself you did a good job

[gort]

Yes......making fun of you is OUR job!!!! Hehehehehe!!!

I'm totally kidding you...that was great!! And art has no time frame!! :D

[1B-DI]

If you'll excuse me, I will make fun of myself. I happen to find me hilarious.

But can you imagine if I ever decided to write a fanfic? It'd take me a year!

[Pazuzu]

Yeah, I like making fun of myself!!! That's really good though!!! I can't write stuff to save my life!

[jle1993]

You walk down a street...It could be cold we're not quite sure...you pull your coat tighter as a breeze blows and a manhole opens...you don't see it happen and you fall into...The Scary Door

[1B-DI]

:lol: Good one!

[jle1993]

Thanks :D

[Gurman169]

they should make an episode just of this like with the new season of futurama with hypnotoad

[1B-DI]

That is an awesome idea. If anyone from Futurama reads this, do what he said!

[0]

Ya well they better register first so they can view this section

[Cloverfield]

Totally, and view all our cool ideas :D

[1B-DI]

And they can be my friends. :D

[mcneillj]

Heres mine

As you walk down the street staring at the woman with no head you realise your life has no meaning. But you decide that if 2 bad things happen in you life you will die. First you fly in a plane with no wings, then you meet Jay Leno. Because of the stench of you rotten fish hat you jump through THE SCARY DOOR

[1B-DI]

Rotten fish hat...LOL

Nice job! :D

[0]

Whats wrong with Jay Leno *insert chin joke here*

[1B-DI]

:lol: I was thinking that too

[Pariah]

As you walk on the corpses of 3 eyed monkey fish... You think to yourself whatever man... but you do not realize that you will soon die from the radtion caused by dead bodies and feces because of overpopulation Did I say to much? I digress... You are entering the scary door!

Dunno if its good I just made it up on the spot.

[1B-DI]

:lol:

I love the randomness!

[Pariah]

Thanks. Good to hear someone likes it. :D

[mcneillj]

When you realise you are allergic to chocolate and chips you fling yourself through the SCARY DOOR

[Pariah]

Short and sweet! The cool sweet.

[mcneillj]

Thanks, glad you liked it. :D

[Pariah]

You wake up chained to a chair in a dark room... Is it a dream is it real? You soon realize you are going crazy... What do you do? You enter The Scary Door

[mcneillj]

Best yet :lol:

[Pariah]

Thanks. Thought it up in a few minutes. :D Ill have some more throughout the day.

[Gazereths]

Thats great pariah....:D..Can't wait for some more....

[mcneillj]

You and I rock at this pariah. :lol:

You are good too gazereths.:)

[Pariah]

Its 52 A.D.... It could be summer or winter I wasn't there.... You walk down the sandy beaches of some unnamed world... and soon start to sink in quick sand... you realize your sinking into the scary door!

Meh I need to try harder feel free to hate it.

[Gazereths]

Thanks bud ..i'll try to think one up for later..

[mcneillj]

Great (in creepy high pitched girly voice) YOU GO GIRL!

[Pariah]

My 400th post and thanks. Can't wait to hear yours gaz. :D

[mcneillj]

All hail Lrr of the planet Omicron Persiei 8 formerly known as Pariah.

Also could everyone call me by my nickname which is Jaffa. :)

[Pariah]

Like Jaffa from stargate? Or just Jaffa because thats something you made up?

[mcneillj]

I made it up because i am ginger and i luv jaffa cakes

[Pariah]

I see now but I digress.

You are command Greg of the x-303... As you give commnds to your crew you soon realize you are talking to raging animals on a stampede... you run to find a way out and enter the scary door!

[Gazereths]

I'll put it on your nickname tag..

[mcneillj]

:WTF: :lol:

[Pariah]

Ha ha I liked that one.

[Gazereths]

You are listening to a silent yet very loud piece of classical hip-hop. You hear a knock at your window, blindfolded you walk head first into ..the scary door....And break your nose.

[Pariah]

:lol:

ha Ha Nice ending.

[mcneillj]

One fine day in the middle of the night, 2 dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew thier swords and shot each other, before the fell they stood and watched as they sat down and ran into the SCARY DOOR.

[frys_red_jacket]

erm...sat down and ran into the scary door?? were they running on the butt cheeks :lol:

[Gazereths]

Never heard of ass shuffling???

[1B-DI]

That was a good one, Jaffa

[Gazereths]

"back to back they faced each other" LMAO!!!

[Pariah]

Nice one jaffa.

[0]

Never heard of ass shuffling???

im not quite familliar with this so called ass shuffling

[Pariah]

Hmm walking with your ass of course! This is the future. (Or I have gone crazy agian)

[jle1993]

I've heard of it, also under, ways to get ass burn

[Pariah]

Ouch. Could you imagine if your doctor told you you suffer from ass burn? Ha Ha

[Gazereths]

"Apply this cream twice a day" LOL

[Pariah]

:lol:

Ohh man that would suck.

[1B-DI]

"Apply this cream twice a day" LOL

:lol::lol:

[Pariah]

Hmm and the name of that cream ass de-burn cream. The cream that gets you back up and ass shuffling!

[1B-DI]

:lol:

Before I pull out my sign, let's see if we can get back on topic again.

[Pariah]

Yes Back to the subject. Heres another scary door thing.

Where anything can happen but nothing ever will you are forced to sit and watch a hypnotic toad forever you soon realize you are being sucked into the scary door!

[1B-DI]

Nice one :hahaha:

[Pariah]

Thanks and GO HYPNO TOAD!

[frys_red_jacket]

Never heard of ass shuffling???
yeah my mums cat does it when he has an itch :lol:

[Pariah]

Dogs do it to.

:lol:

Why haven't humans tried yet?

[mcneillj]

As you walk up the mountain of chilli you trip and slide on you ginormous beer belly straight past THE SCARY DOOR and slide into THE HAIRY DOOR.

Who thinks I am good at this?

[Cloverfield]

lol, yh, you're not bad.

[mcneillj]

Thanx

[1B-DI]

:lol: That was pretty funny!

[Pariah]

:lol: Nice one.

[mcneillj]

You all rock (especially Pariah)

[frys_red_jacket]

Dogs do it to.

:lol:

Why haven't humans tried yet?
i bet some probably have :lol:

[Cloverfield]

Wouldn't really work for humans.

[frys_red_jacket]

id love to know how it even works for animals......wait.....ok no don't even wanna go there

[Cloverfield]

Thank you.

[gort]

I just tried it.



Ow.

[1B-DI]

:lol:

[MisterIncredophile]

You are standing in a room. The room is purple, then orange, then pink, then purple again. Moments ago, you were standing inside a termmite mound begind savagely kissed by your aunt Bertha, but now there is only the room - and a sound. A sound not unlike a car grinding against a cheese grater, although you quickly realize that it is in fact a cheese grater grinding against a car. You scream - and then Jon Lennon's hand reached out of the ceiling and picks you up and drops you into a spinning vortex - only it's not a spinning vortex, it's THE SCARY DOOR!!

[1B-DI]

:lol: Excellent!

[0]

Good Good Good Good

[Cloverfield]

Nice one :lol:

[Pariah]

Nice. Now I gotta think of one. Hmmmmm

[frys_red_jacket]

that was good :lol:

[MisterIncredophile]

Picture yourself on a boat, by a river. With tangerine trees and marmalde skies. Somebody calls you - you answer quite slowly. A girl with kaleidiscope eyes! Celophane flowers of yellow and green are towering over your head! You look for the girl with the sun in her eyes - and she's GONE! No doubt into THE SCARY DOOR!

[0]

Good job. I like the first one better though

[gort]

Ya can't just quote a Beatles song and expect to be a hero!!!

[MisterIncredophile]

Ya can't just quote a Beatles song and expect to be a hero!!!

That was the point... the art of being funny by being not funny, you might say. I guess it's only funny if you've heard Lucy sung by William Shatner, though.

[gort]

Or Rocket Man....

Yikes!

[cerberus]

on the topic of the beatles, i was wondering: is 'living is easy with eyes closed' a beatles song lyric?

[frys_red_jacket]

Good job. I like the first one better though
me too

[gort]

on the topic of the beatles, i was wondering: is 'living is easy with eyes closed' a beatles song lyric?

Yes......Strawberry Fields, I belive!!

[1B-DI]

Yep, just googled it.

[gort]

I googled my brain...usually as good...LOL

[1B-DI]

Have you ever googled yourself? I just did, it's kinda weird! My name pops up more than I thought it would!

[gort]

Yeah, I have....but I meant I knew that thing off the top of my pointy head.
I don't usually check stuff out when I post...it's kinda like cheating!!

And I would rather be wrong than be cheaty....

[1B-DI]

I figured you would have known that, with your encyclopedic knowledge of music and everything else.

Hehe, pointy head...:lol:

[gort]

Yeah....I'm kinda pointy sometimes!!!

How was the movie?
What was for dinner?
Why am I so nosey?

[1B-DI]

Hehe, it's okay, at least you're not asking anything SUPER personal! :) The movie was okay, we saw "Amazing Grace," which is about the abolitionist movement in Great Britain. We had lunch at a nice little Indian place.

And then I fell through...THE SCARY DOOR!! :D

[cerberus]

I thought it was a lyric. It appears in Lost....



^^totally completely unbellievably gobsmackingly obsessed^^

[Pazuzu]

we saw "Amazing Grace," which is about the abolitionist movement in Great Britain. I really want to see that... we've been doing a lot about the abolition of the slave trade in our church youth group...

[gort]

I thought it was a lyric. It appears in Lost....

Really?? Further proof that my synopsis of the shows' meaning is correct!!

Ha!! :D

[0]

Man Lost has become your thing since you started watching it

[1B-DI]

Perhaps Lost is actually a cult....:shock:

[frys_red_jacket]

it is.... why don't you join us.......:lol:

[mcneillj]

I like cheese

Boom I explode as i drop into The Scary Door!

[gort]

All popular tv shows are a cult....some fans are crazy enough to start forums and stuff!! :lol:

[1B-DI]

:shock: OMG....I'm in a cult?!!!!


:lol:

[gort]

AGAIN!!!!!!!


LOL

[0]

Like I started watching Heroes and now ive got the Symbol tatoed on my back

[Pariah]

Now thats commitment!

[gort]

Gotta be careful with that sort of stuff....I've seen Milli Vanilli tatoos!!!

Yikes!!
The Heroes symbol is hella-cool looking though....nice!!

[frys_red_jacket]

milli vanilli tatoos?? :lol: :lol:

[1B-DI]

Yet another reason I will not get a tattoo. I'll just end up regretting it in 15 years.

[frys_red_jacket]

better than my reason, just don't like pain LOL

[gort]

I have SO many!!!

but I waited til I was way old to start.....don't be a 15 year old loser!!!

Be a 40 year old one!!!

[0]

how about a 30 year old one?

[gort]

Yea...that's cool....just don't do it as a teenager.
You're interests WILL change!!

Of course.....teenagers won't listen...so...meh...
It's your life, peeps!!

[Pariah]

Get a tatto when your like 80 so it doesn't look all ugly and streched over time.

[gort]

Just get tatooed at your funeral!!!

That should be okay!! :lol:

[0]

Ya after im dead make sure i get a snake tattooed down my torso

[Pariah]

Ha ha. Good idea.

Damn can't think of a good scary door opening.

[1B-DI]

You're walking down a dark hall at your grandmother's house. Suddenly, you hear something being whispered in your ear: "Bananas, bananas..." You look to your right and see Alec Baldwin bellydancing in a Speedo. As you run in fear, you crash into---

THE SCARY DOOR

[Pariah]

:lol: Nice one.

As you try to think of a scary door opening you cant think of one so you write this you are entering the scary door.

Heh, I dunno anymore.

[1B-DI]

I'm pretty proud, that one didn't take me three days to write. Took about 3 minutes. WOO!

[Pariah]

Woo party!

Congratz

*Does the Congratz dance*

[mcneillj]

I love this game :D

[Pariah]

Yeah.. I just wish I could think of something to write.

[frys_red_jacket]

You're walking down a dark hall at your grandmother's house. Suddenly, you hear something being whispered in your ear: "Bananas, bananas..." You look to your right and see Alec Baldwin bellydancing in a Speedo. As you run in fear, you crash into---

THE SCARY DOOR
:lol: , i like it

[gort]

Alec in a speedo??


....Oh...kay......
LOL

[1B-DI]

Pretty terrifying, huh?

[gort]

Speedo......bananas......Grandma??

Yikes!!
I see what's going on there, you poor girl!! LOL

[1B-DI]

:shock: :lol:

Oh my.....

[mcneillj]

You run down the road thinking your life is great when BANG a litter bin rams you in the groin. You then stagger into what you think is the doctor's clinic but it is really THE SCARY DOOR

[Pazuzu]

That's a good one! :D

[Gazereths]

Nicely done jaffa!!...Im thinkg a new one up for you...

[Pariah]

When humans with fly heads take over the world and you are the last human it is up to you to grap you 'GORT'co Industrial sized fly swatter swat ever last one of them... when you get to the last one you get trapped and enter The scary door!

[gort]

I stopped production of GORTcos' Flygorter 2000....sales were slow....

(well....they WERE 400.00...)

[Pariah]

:lol: Well whatever.

[1B-DI]

Flygorter....:lol:

[Pariah]

I just so happen to have one.

http://i7.tinypic.com/4i3emao.jpg

:lol:

[1B-DI]

:lol: $400 for that?! :lol:

[Pariah]

Meh I got a discount. I stole it. *Cough*

[Gazereths]

No wonder they went bust huh beady?....Your bug basher kicks thats a-hole!!

[gort]

DUDE!!!!

It's so awesome you took the time to do that!!!! LOL

Course now I gotta sue ya for copyright infringement....sorry....LOL

And BD......YUP...400 bucks....my marketing guys suck!!!!

[Pariah]

:lol: Good luck I got the best lawyer in the universe. Space chicken. :D

[gort]

And all I have is Lionel Hutz.....we better call this thing off!!! LOL

[Pariah]

:lol: Yeah I would think so.

[Gazereths]

I think that trial would get thrown out of court for 'massive incompitance'

[gort]

That, and I would show up in boxer shorts.

[1B-DI]

:lol:

[Pariah]

:lol: Id show up like I have never showered or change my clothes in two years.

[Gazereths]

Like most days then? :lol:

[gort]

BURN!!!!

Har!

Gaz....check your PMs....

[Pariah]

Like most days then? :lol:

Yup. :lol:

[Cloverfield]

As i walk through a door, i notice another door, i walk through that one and come across another door, as i look deep into this door, i realise its none other than THE SCARY DOOR!

[Pariah]

Ha ha nice.

[mcneillj]

Ok, I have come up with another scary door thing.


You ass shuffle out of a cheese shop with your copy of Halo 3 for your xbox 360 when suddenly a rabies infected monkey that looks like Adam Sandler grabs it out of your hand and stuffs it into the pants your not wearing. You try to chase it but you legs have turned into pizza, you forget your problems whils you eat you pizza legs, but unfortunatly for you you can never enter the SCARY DOOR, where ther is a party with beer and girls.

[Cloverfield]

Wow, that was extremely random. Not bad though, nice one :thumb:

[1B-DI]

Ok, I have come up with another scary door thing.


You ass shuffle out of a cheese shop with your copy of Halo 3 for your xbox 360 when suddenly a rabies infected monkey that looks like Adam Sandler grabs it out of your hand and stuffs it into the pants your not wearing. You try to chase it but you legs have turned into pizza, you forget your problems whils you eat you pizza legs, but unfortunatly for you you can never enter the SCARY DOOR, where ther is a party with beer and girls.

With all due respect to Mr. Sandler, sometimes I think he is a rabies-infected monkey...lol

[frys_red_jacket]

lol

[vindexxa]

scary door rocks.