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Frenzy5iron
07-12-2006, 07:52 PM
"It takes two to lie, One to lie and one to listen."

"I am so smart S - M - R - T I mean S - M - A - R - T "
Sweetened Angel
07-12-2006, 10:15 PM
"hmm donut" (dool)
"will you little...."
Gazereths
08-12-2006, 05:14 AM
"u r gay hahahaha!!!" when he sees uruguay on the globe. got that as my text message tone!!
frys_red_jacket
08-12-2006, 02:05 PM
i loved it when homer fell asleep in church, banged his head and shouted "damn it"
Gazereths
08-12-2006, 02:17 PM
that was very very funny...:D
beano2
09-12-2006, 02:16 PM
yeah that was a class show
didnt he sing a song
homer homer simpson
hes the greatest man in history
from the town of springfeild
cant remember rest
frys_red_jacket
10-12-2006, 03:34 PM
i think it was something like #simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree# lol
beano2
10-12-2006, 07:33 PM
yeah thats it
Cloverfield
17-12-2006, 10:39 PM
He has so many hilarious quotes!!!
TheTodd
17-12-2006, 11:51 PM
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life´s problems"
Cloverfield
18-12-2006, 12:03 AM
I had tat quote on my slippers. LOL
beano2
18-12-2006, 05:53 PM
he listens to football in church
touchdown
he lines up for the kick its good
homer shouts out its good its good
Gazereths
18-12-2006, 11:05 PM
"ha ha ha ..that's what you get for not hailing to the chimp" Makes me laugh just thinking about that one!!
the real melllvar
15-06-2010, 02:30 PM
"D'oh!!"
Sawbucks
15-06-2010, 07:13 PM
"I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!"
frys_red_jacket
15-06-2010, 10:14 PM
I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Sawbucks
17-06-2010, 04:04 PM
I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

This is another one of my faves, and I actually considering posting but then I remembered that other one. :D
salala
17-06-2010, 08:22 PM
The one I will always remember:
'Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.'

Homer - world's greatest philosopher
Daddy Warbucks
17-06-2010, 08:24 PM
"D'oh!"
ilovebender.com
17-06-2010, 08:24 PM
Marge: Homer, Kang is Maggie's father.

Homer: (gasps) You intergalactic hussy! How could you?! (starts crying) Was he better than me?
frys_red_jacket
17-06-2010, 10:16 PM
lol that ones good, except when its shown on tv they cut the word hussy