Chess

[Maidenar]

The greatest Sport Evah... :D

[Cloverfield]

Lmao, it is good but i wouldn't say it was the best...

[ironik]

i love it but i would not nessaceraly call it a sport

[Cloverfield]

Nah, me either.

[Sweetened Angel]

that board game. i try play it but it hard for me.

yeah me too.

[beano2]

i play it at school im unbeatable

[ironik]

i could think of a couple of people that could whip you

[Cloverfield]

lol

[ironik]

anyone ever heard of Bobby Fisher

[Cloverfield]

no

[Sweetened Angel]

no

[ironik]

NO NO!!!!!!!! :o OMG he is the greatest chess player ever he currently resides in japan because he comited tax fraud in the U.S but he actually is at least the greatest living chess player
boy knowing all that about a chess player i must really be a nerd
ohh well

[beano2]

id never heard of him eather

[Gazereths]

deep blue!! the super computer!!! that will beat all of ya...so will i!!!

"in the game of chess you can never let your adversaries see you pieces"

[ironik]

i have chessmaster 4000 it takes an hour to do a match because the program takes like fifteen minuets to move

[thesimpsonsmanic]

i play chess at school its quite fun

[frys_red_jacket]

someone tried to teach me how to play chess but it confused me

[gort]

KING ME!!!

It's not a sport, by the way.....

Neither is bowling.....been in a few scrapes for making THAT statement!!!

It's an activity!!

A hobby!!

I know a guy who watches bass fishing on tv......baffling to me!!!

[0]

Chess is not a sport but bowling definatly is

[gort]

See??

Here we go!!!!


It's an activity...a hobby....a skill.....but not a sport!!

In my opinion!

[0]

WEll you know how much i love to do this gort. Im gonna have to disagree with your opinion. Bowling is a sport.

[gort]

What is your opinion on what makes it a sport?

Not trying to argue.......just curious....

[0]

Well by that logic whats anyones opinion that makes Football, Basketball, or baseball a sport

[gort]

The inclusion of atheletes.
Hard work.
Team play.
Mostly the athelete thing.....
Is frisbee a sport?
Nah....avtivity...hobby.....

I've had this same arguement regarding Nascar....but I had to sort of give up on that....rednecks get MEAN!!!

(plus the drivers DO work pretty hard at it...they're in top condition...)

[0]

Frisbe is considered a sport. I mean its just like hockey or lacrosee passing it down then scoring. and bowling is hard work. Lets see all mighty gort go down to his local alley and throw a game over 200 :D

[gort]

I've bowled three times in my life....it seemed easy to me.

My scores ranged from 180 to 220 or so.....

I mean, hell.....the ball is giant and heavy...if you hit the first pin right...they all fall down!

I know it sounds weird, but it's true!!
I'm a pool player....have been since I was 11....but that's not a sport either...

[1B-DI]

I'm with Freeby here, I think bowling is a sport. Nascar, on the other hand, will never qualify as a sport to me.

[gort]

Traitor...LOL

This one of my favorite bar 'disscussions' (fights).....along with religion and sex.

And , of course......politics!!

Gort likes danger.......and respects only logic and intelligent debate!!!

(we have that here....mostly)

[Gazereths]

I think nascar would be surprisingly strenuous....Have you ever travelled at fast speeds (plus 125mph) for long periods of time....It is very tiring....But hey....poker is shown on sky sports.....LMFAO.

[1B-DI]

Yeah, I think they show poker tourneys on ESPN here, LOL

[Gazereths]

On sky sports the other day they showed the 'glutton bowl'...an eating contest..LOL....The skinniest chinese guy won....I know...im ashamed that i watched it... LOL

[0]

Ya this chinese guy set a record on the Hot Dog Eating Contest for like 52 hot dogs. wow the things they show on tv

[gort]

A true athelete.


And a famous one, at that.

LOL

[1B-DI]

Ugh, I can't imagine actually choosing to watch people gorge themselves on food...blegh.

BTW...kinda off topic here...shall we get back to Chess?

[Gazereths]

Yes a real asset to the human race....I wonder if he puked it all back up..??..Isn't there a disease that makes you feel hungry all the time?..i wonder if he has that?


You are right BD once again we have strayed off the chosen topic.......knight to king four

[gort]

Oh yeah.....chess.

Why didn't Predy shut this down......we've been WAY off topic for DAYS.

I don't play chess.

Bye now.

[Pazuzu]

you could have locked it gort... you've got the power! :p
I don't play chess either

[1B-DI]

I am REALLY bad at chess...I tend to put myself into checkmate...

[0]

chess is just stupid. now checkers is a real mans game

[gort]

Too hard........I'll stick to tic-tac-toe

[0]

are you saying chess is too hard or checkers

[gort]

Checkers.......and so is tic-tac-toe a little.

Tiddly winks?

[0]

i dont even know what that is

[gort]

A silly childs game.

But kinda fun when drinking!
Little round plastic dealios you use to flip other little round plastic dealios into a cup.

The unlikely pre-cursor to "quarters"....

[1B-DI]

Kinda sounds like POGs...that was really popular when I was about 10...

[0]

another thing i dont know what it is

[gort]

Yes....like POGS....but smaller, colored plastic.

You just take your wink.....and tiddly it.
LOL

I'm not lying! It's a kids game......
How about pick-up-sticks?
Anybody??

[1B-DI]

It was a game you played with these round cardboard pieces and a heavy metal one called a 'slammer'...you'd stack up your POGs and then throw your slammer on them and whatever fell over you got to keep.

I had a really good slammer....


(We're off topic again, too)

[gort]

So......this thread can bo about ONLY chess?

See ya!!!

[Pazuzu]

Checkers.......and so is tic-tac-toe a little.

Tiddly winks?
YAY tiddlywinks! lol I have a set of tiddlywinks, but they're frogs instead of counters... so they're tiddlyfrogs or are they frogglywinks?

But back on topic... Chess is too hard for me

[gort]

I said I was outta here, but............................

Frogglywinks??????

ROFLMAO!!!

Yay Paz....

[0]

its Simpsons Chess
http://www.bigboystoyz.com/affiliate_images/otherland_simpsons.jpg

[1B-DI]

Dude! I want that!

[0]

well it is pretty cool

[1B-DI]

Maybe with Bart on my side, I'd actually win a game! LOL

[0]

but bart would also be on the other side too :D

[1B-DI]

Yeah, but he likes ME better :D

[gort]

Homer to Marge 3......LOL

[Pazuzu]

my friends have that chess set... they did a sponsored chess match at church the other week (people sponsored pieces, and whoever chose the winning piece got a box of chocolates)

[gort]

So....where is the Futurama chess set??

[Pazuzu]

you'll have to make one gort... unless I make one first! :D the PazInc futurama chess set! :D *goes to add it to her list of PazInc products*

[gort]

Maybe when the show returns, more products will follow!!

I own zero now.....so.....

[Sweetened Angel]

the simpsons chess very cool pic. i wonder samething about futurama chess. i hope
they make it.

[0]

or they could make that like galatic chess thing Fry and Bender played in that one episode. The piecees attacked Fry

[gort]

The holograms, eh?

"Get him boys!!"

LOL