SuicideBooth
02-11-2008, 09:27 AM
Ok so I decided to give a little try on my writing skills (If I have any) and wrote this kind of boring story...
My first sort of fan fic.
It was a cloudy day in New New York. Fry, Leela and Bender were just lying around watching TV, when suddenly a surprising commercial came up. The TV showed: " "The Robot Race Off"! Enter your robot into the ultimate robot racing tournament!"
Surprised, Leela said: "How are we supposed to race with robots?"
The TV continued: "All you have to do to enter your robot, is to add a working engine, wheels and configure your robot to act like a vehicle!"
Fry watched with a curious face: "Well that's a first...", he looked at Bender and continued: "What do you think Bender?"
Bender angrily replied: "Hey! I resent that! This competition is for absolete, lazy and broken down robots who do no good to this world!
Leela and Fry looked at each other with surprise and Fry said: Well, actually Bender...."
Bender interrupted: "I don't want to hear it, as great as I am, I'm not entering!
Fry turned up the TV and it said: "The winner of the contest will recieve a 50,000$ reward"
Bender gasped and said: "Well what are we waiting for? Lifetime of booze, here I come!"
Fry interrupted: "We weren't actually suggesting to enter, I just wanted to know what you thought about it..."
Bender was a bit disappointed: "You mean, you don't want to enter me?"
Leela stood up and said: "Of course we do, right Fry?"
Fry look around and silently said: "Err right..."
As they were about to leave the room, The Professor barged in with an announcement: "Good news everyone! You'll be delivering 5 tons of titanium to the planet "Desolation". "Umm professor, can't this wait?", Leela wondered.
"Absolutely not! Our profit has declined recently and we need all the requests we can take! So long..." went the professor to his lab.
While onloading the cargo, Bender was furious and kept throwing every box of titanium on the ship with a force.
To this, Leela responded: "Look, I know you're upset about this Bender, but we might have just enough time to set you up and enter that contest." To which Bender responded: "Are you sure? Just when I saw the oppertunity of a lifetime, that old hag had to ruin it with his dumb requests."
Fry looks at Bender: "Don't worry, I know a place where we can get all the parts we need!"
Bender sarcastically responded: "From where, the junkyard just around the block?"
"Well, given the time we have, yup..." said Fry.
"Nah, what about that old Wolkswagen van you used, Fry?", Leela asked him.
"Oh yeah, that could work but that means we have to use Whale oil! Again..." Fry replied.
Some time later... The crew came back from their delivery and landed the ship in the Planet Express building. As they each came out of the ship, Fry, who was first in the line, said: "Man, I can't believe there was just a note that told us to leave the metal on the ground, didn't look like anyone lived there..."
Leela sighed and said: "Hence the name of the planet..."
Bender then jumped out of joy and cheerfully shouted: "Well, where do we begin with this?
Fry sighed: "Well, I guess I better go get that van..."
Fry kept the van near his apartment building just in case, but now he needed the parts to reconfigure Bender. He brought it back to the Planet Express building, it was barely working...
Fry went to ask the Professor for some tools. "I can't believe you brought that piece of jump back to this building and now you want to change my only bending robot into a motorcycle-like thing?, asked the Professor angrily.
Fry looked around and said in a faint voice: "Pretty much..."
The Professor then said cheerfully: "Well why didn't you say so? But as you know, lots of deliveries have to be made and that's why we have to make it fast"
Fry walked of out the lab and shouted: "Thx Professor!"
The Professor watched and asked himself: "Ehh wha?, did I say anything just now?"
The crew and the Professor started working on Bender at every spare time they got, despite the Professor not remembering why he was doing it. Basically they attached each wheel between the tops of Bender's robot limbs and installed the engine inside his chest and added handlebars to contor the steering on the back of the torso and two seats. After a few days and deliveries, the contest was nearing its beginning and they entered Bender in the contest. As they flew to the nearby planet where the contest was held, they were asked their names, to which Leela replied: " Turanga Leela and Philip Fry"
"Please take your places amongst the other contestants", said the guard.
They entered the room where all the other contestants were standing and began to look around.
"Wow look at all these people, do you think we can win this thing, Leela?" asked Fry.
"Well we gave Bender 5 extra bottles of alcohol, so he should do his best..." said Leela
"You know, now that I think about it, it isn't as exchiting as I thought..." said Bender in his motorcycle-like form.
"As expected...", said Leela and continued "Just keep your mind on the booze and you'll do fine!"
A big shout came from the arena: "Racers, take your places!"
"Oh god, already? I'm so having second thoughts about this!", said Bender in a nervous tone.
"Quit being such a baby, Bender!" said Fry with disgust.
"Ok Fry, I'll steer and you keep checking if Bender's motor is working right...", said Leela in a commanding voice.
As they were all lined up, a voice in the Arena finnaly spoke: "3....2.....1.....GO!"
Every engine started and off they were... Bender was well taking the lead with 2 car-like robots close behind him.
"Whoa, I wish I was big enough to be made into a car..." said Bender while speeding on.
Leela said angrily: "Bender, shut up and focus on keeping the engine running!"
" Hey, who's the thing that's letting you race here in the first place?" said Bender with a combat.
The crew passed lap 1 of the circle track while keeping the lead but as they drove, Bender was starding to slow down.
"What's going on back there Fry?", Leela asked with interest
"I think this old motor's gonna give up!", Fry replied.
"Kick it!", said Leela.
Fry started to kick the motor a little and it seemed to be helpful. The motor was too big that they had to remove Bender's croch plate, so Fry could also access it.
The crew stayed in the lead but the 2 car-like robots were gaining up on them and started to pass Bender from each side. They were nearing the finish line but Bender's motor was really smoking.
"Well there's nothing that can save it now...", Leela said to Fry
Knowing the motor is giving up, Leela yelled: "Bender! We're gonna lose the booze!
"What?! No eternal drunkenness? I don't think so!", Bender sounded motivated and gained speed. It was a photo finish and the crew won with just an inch ahead from the others.
Then suddenly Bender's motor blew up, sending the crew to a short flight to a junk pile in the corner. As they crashed, Leela was head-first in junk, Fry was on Bender's torso and Bender was in pieces.
After a short recovery, they were given the prize money. As they flew back to Earth, Bender said angrily: "Next time Fry, I'll pick out the parts! And get this junk heap out of my torso!
"And make sure you put me together just the way I was...", Bender whined.
" Fine Bender, I don't get why you're so angry, you won 50,000$ which means a you get to drink for a while!", said Fry
"Oh I almost forgot about that, so I guess I'll have to share between you meatbags too", said Bender with a slight disappointment.
"Hell yeah!", said Fry and Leela simultaneously.
As the ship flew out of sight towards earth, Bender surprisingly asked: "Has anyone seen my spare can of Engine Booster 2000? I think it was in my chest..."
My first sort of fan fic.
It was a cloudy day in New New York. Fry, Leela and Bender were just lying around watching TV, when suddenly a surprising commercial came up. The TV showed: " "The Robot Race Off"! Enter your robot into the ultimate robot racing tournament!"
Surprised, Leela said: "How are we supposed to race with robots?"
The TV continued: "All you have to do to enter your robot, is to add a working engine, wheels and configure your robot to act like a vehicle!"
Fry watched with a curious face: "Well that's a first...", he looked at Bender and continued: "What do you think Bender?"
Bender angrily replied: "Hey! I resent that! This competition is for absolete, lazy and broken down robots who do no good to this world!
Leela and Fry looked at each other with surprise and Fry said: Well, actually Bender...."
Bender interrupted: "I don't want to hear it, as great as I am, I'm not entering!
Fry turned up the TV and it said: "The winner of the contest will recieve a 50,000$ reward"
Bender gasped and said: "Well what are we waiting for? Lifetime of booze, here I come!"
Fry interrupted: "We weren't actually suggesting to enter, I just wanted to know what you thought about it..."
Bender was a bit disappointed: "You mean, you don't want to enter me?"
Leela stood up and said: "Of course we do, right Fry?"
Fry look around and silently said: "Err right..."
As they were about to leave the room, The Professor barged in with an announcement: "Good news everyone! You'll be delivering 5 tons of titanium to the planet "Desolation". "Umm professor, can't this wait?", Leela wondered.
"Absolutely not! Our profit has declined recently and we need all the requests we can take! So long..." went the professor to his lab.
While onloading the cargo, Bender was furious and kept throwing every box of titanium on the ship with a force.
To this, Leela responded: "Look, I know you're upset about this Bender, but we might have just enough time to set you up and enter that contest." To which Bender responded: "Are you sure? Just when I saw the oppertunity of a lifetime, that old hag had to ruin it with his dumb requests."
Fry looks at Bender: "Don't worry, I know a place where we can get all the parts we need!"
Bender sarcastically responded: "From where, the junkyard just around the block?"
"Well, given the time we have, yup..." said Fry.
"Nah, what about that old Wolkswagen van you used, Fry?", Leela asked him.
"Oh yeah, that could work but that means we have to use Whale oil! Again..." Fry replied.
Some time later... The crew came back from their delivery and landed the ship in the Planet Express building. As they each came out of the ship, Fry, who was first in the line, said: "Man, I can't believe there was just a note that told us to leave the metal on the ground, didn't look like anyone lived there..."
Leela sighed and said: "Hence the name of the planet..."
Bender then jumped out of joy and cheerfully shouted: "Well, where do we begin with this?
Fry sighed: "Well, I guess I better go get that van..."
Fry kept the van near his apartment building just in case, but now he needed the parts to reconfigure Bender. He brought it back to the Planet Express building, it was barely working...
Fry went to ask the Professor for some tools. "I can't believe you brought that piece of jump back to this building and now you want to change my only bending robot into a motorcycle-like thing?, asked the Professor angrily.
Fry looked around and said in a faint voice: "Pretty much..."
The Professor then said cheerfully: "Well why didn't you say so? But as you know, lots of deliveries have to be made and that's why we have to make it fast"
Fry walked of out the lab and shouted: "Thx Professor!"
The Professor watched and asked himself: "Ehh wha?, did I say anything just now?"
The crew and the Professor started working on Bender at every spare time they got, despite the Professor not remembering why he was doing it. Basically they attached each wheel between the tops of Bender's robot limbs and installed the engine inside his chest and added handlebars to contor the steering on the back of the torso and two seats. After a few days and deliveries, the contest was nearing its beginning and they entered Bender in the contest. As they flew to the nearby planet where the contest was held, they were asked their names, to which Leela replied: " Turanga Leela and Philip Fry"
"Please take your places amongst the other contestants", said the guard.
They entered the room where all the other contestants were standing and began to look around.
"Wow look at all these people, do you think we can win this thing, Leela?" asked Fry.
"Well we gave Bender 5 extra bottles of alcohol, so he should do his best..." said Leela
"You know, now that I think about it, it isn't as exchiting as I thought..." said Bender in his motorcycle-like form.
"As expected...", said Leela and continued "Just keep your mind on the booze and you'll do fine!"
A big shout came from the arena: "Racers, take your places!"
"Oh god, already? I'm so having second thoughts about this!", said Bender in a nervous tone.
"Quit being such a baby, Bender!" said Fry with disgust.
"Ok Fry, I'll steer and you keep checking if Bender's motor is working right...", said Leela in a commanding voice.
As they were all lined up, a voice in the Arena finnaly spoke: "3....2.....1.....GO!"
Every engine started and off they were... Bender was well taking the lead with 2 car-like robots close behind him.
"Whoa, I wish I was big enough to be made into a car..." said Bender while speeding on.
Leela said angrily: "Bender, shut up and focus on keeping the engine running!"
" Hey, who's the thing that's letting you race here in the first place?" said Bender with a combat.
The crew passed lap 1 of the circle track while keeping the lead but as they drove, Bender was starding to slow down.
"What's going on back there Fry?", Leela asked with interest
"I think this old motor's gonna give up!", Fry replied.
"Kick it!", said Leela.
Fry started to kick the motor a little and it seemed to be helpful. The motor was too big that they had to remove Bender's croch plate, so Fry could also access it.
The crew stayed in the lead but the 2 car-like robots were gaining up on them and started to pass Bender from each side. They were nearing the finish line but Bender's motor was really smoking.
"Well there's nothing that can save it now...", Leela said to Fry
Knowing the motor is giving up, Leela yelled: "Bender! We're gonna lose the booze!
"What?! No eternal drunkenness? I don't think so!", Bender sounded motivated and gained speed. It was a photo finish and the crew won with just an inch ahead from the others.
Then suddenly Bender's motor blew up, sending the crew to a short flight to a junk pile in the corner. As they crashed, Leela was head-first in junk, Fry was on Bender's torso and Bender was in pieces.
After a short recovery, they were given the prize money. As they flew back to Earth, Bender said angrily: "Next time Fry, I'll pick out the parts! And get this junk heap out of my torso!
"And make sure you put me together just the way I was...", Bender whined.
" Fine Bender, I don't get why you're so angry, you won 50,000$ which means a you get to drink for a while!", said Fry
"Oh I almost forgot about that, so I guess I'll have to share between you meatbags too", said Bender with a slight disappointment.
"Hell yeah!", said Fry and Leela simultaneously.
As the ship flew out of sight towards earth, Bender surprisingly asked: "Has anyone seen my spare can of Engine Booster 2000? I think it was in my chest..."