Funniest lines

[Gazereths]

What is the funniest line for you in the Simpsons?

Mine at the moment is: "if you haven't been probed by these two..you haven't been probed!!!....kang and kodos!!!!!"


Just 'cause it's the funniest one ive heard lately!!!

[ironik]

ralph wiggum has all of the best lines-me fail eengish but that umposible
-i bit my wookie

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

"your rightm moe. your always moe" homer

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

i forgot "hi supernintendo chalmers" ralph

[Gazereths]

Homer: "that's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!" lol

[JetGirl]

"homer need brain for smart making!"

[The Illusive Man]

"All nerds clear the launch area!"

[Gazereths]

Grandpa: "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star" Cracks me up everytime.

[frys_red_jacket]

Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

[JoeyLostDharma]

One off the top of my head.
Homer: I'm getting here out of here alive, even if it kills me!

[frys_red_jacket]

lol
reminds me of when marge says Homer, you are going to kill us all.
and homer replys Or DIE trying.

[sterlingClear]

(ralph eating berries on the island)
It tastes like burning...

[Gazereths]

Homer: "Ovulate damn you, ovulate!"

[Fruitosaurus]

"Why did they cancel Futuramaaaaa?"-Squeaky Teen, as he's jumping off a building

[frys_red_jacket]

Homer: "Ovulate damn you, ovulate!"

i watched that one today lol

[Gazereths]

Yeah it was on T4...cracked me up!! LOL

The episode after that they edited one of my all time fave lines. I posted it here, they cut out "but he is NOT a porn star"..Best line in that episode...Damn the censors!

[Fruitosaurus]

That was one funny episode! Where's my Simpsons book? I need some quotes!

[frys_red_jacket]

Yeah it was on T4...cracked me up!! LOL

The episode after that they edited one of my all time fave lines. I posted it here, they cut out "but he is NOT a porn star"..Best line in that episode...Damn the censors!

i noticed that earlier, some bits i don't even get why its cut

[KING ZOIDY]

"well hi-diddly-do nieghbors!" Flanders cracks me up

[Punisher]

"bart is my best boyfriend" that line just cracks me up lol

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL ahahahaha!

[rogercieslar]

episode bart star 9x06

homer-flanders!!!!!!!!!!!!
flanders turns up and asking homer what!
homer-flanders!!!!!!!!!

homer-flanders is the worst coach that team ever have
marge-that team wasn't having any couch and the season don't even startedLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL