Date Leela?

[timeisanenemy]

Well, that last question got me thinking, so here's my question(s)
1) how many of the guys here would date Leela, and 2) of the guys who said no, would it make a difference if you were a cartoon?

My answers are 1) no, and 2) yes, yes it would.

[ironik]

no and no

[pk]

well, if i was a cartoon then maybe if she had two eyes because besides that she isnt that bad looking. AND she has a killer body :wink: . That sounds weird considering she is a cartoon and all.

[Ryvul]

I'd date her. I'd start by asking a little about herself. That includes, what kind of music she likes. I can see her into soft rock from the 80's.

[Gurman169]

I'd hit that

[timeisanenemy]

word, son. word.

[Ryvul]

Waitaminit, what do you mean you'd hit it? You like the 80's too?

[timeisanenemy]

i think hitting that is timeless.

[Ryvul]

I still don't get you.

[Gazereths]

"id hit that " is slang for well....."id..do/shag/fuck/screw/any other way you wanna say it..... that" at least i think that's what their getting at!!! LOL

[Ryvul]

If you're trying to say what I think you're saying, sexual intercourse isn't my style.

[timeisanenemy]

then my i suggest that you get a new style, one that includes coitus, as the romans called it.

[0]

my answer no and no

[Ryvul]

What I was trying to say earlier was that I'd start off by getting to know her better, you know like a natural conversation.

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

no, no
she seems a little 2 violent

[Ryvul]

Not if you play your cards right and do what she tells you. My character can be violent too.

[Pariah]

No thank you to both of them.

[cerberus]

i'd date her if i were a cartoon....

[KingZoidberg]

sure, why not

[Scratchmo]

I'd date Leela, if I were a toon. I'd take her to Austin, Texas, where even a purple-haired cyclops wouldn't be freaky enough to draw any undue attention. On the other hand, if she were a real, live person, well, that would depend on how she looked in reality. I have a hard time picturing what the living Leela would look like. Bottom line: I'd probably date her, regardless.

[rogercieslar]

I date her many times before we get married.I'm her husband

[beano2]

no and maybe

[rogercieslar]

I'm bart simpson who the hell is you?

[+zai@FFF]

I wouldn't date a cyclopes, but that's just me. lol

[Leela+Fry]

I'm a girl lol

[SuicideBooth]

Sure I would. I wouldn't be bothered by the eye at all... But I can't imagine what she would look like if she was real...

[Lucorio]

No....cuz she's a cyclops......

[KingZoidberg]

racist...lol kiddin

[NightWolf]

Yes if she would be real and have two eyes because on eyed alien would freak people out. :P and yes if i were a cartoon..

[La Belle Leela]

1) - Yes! 2) - Would not matter at all!

[KingZoidberg]

lol

[Leela+Fry]

lol

[I Know Kungfu]

i would. shes so hot.

[Leela+Fry]

I probably would if I were lesbian or bi

[Gazereths]

I don't know i always like to be the only one in the relationship with a 'one eye'....LOL

[Leela+Fry]

LOL

[SuicideBooth]

I don't know i always like to be the only one in the relationship with a 'one eye'....LOL

Me too! LOL
Don't worry, I'll get you a chick and poke one eye out for you! :thumb:

[Lucorio]

I'd date Leela! Good thing shes not hairy and ugly and looks like a fat girl and an ape combined!

[SuicideBooth]

I'd date Leela! Good thing shes not hairy and ugly and looks like a fat girl and an ape combined!

You mean like the one at the end of the episode "Problem with Popplers" ? :)

[Lucorio]

http://www.cloverfieldmovieforum.com/images/smilies/lmao.gif

Yes.:thumb:

[rogercieslar]

luc don't start with me.or real roger gonna kill you in 2 years time

[Leela+Fry]

Um... yes. Alright then. Disregard that last question please

[Lucorio]

Roger's gonna kill me. Ahhhhh.

Ya, roger Leela's mine. She was good in bed last night.]

J/K you can have her.:P

[Leela+Fry]

Pfft, no one can do a cartoon character. Unless.....

[Lucorio]

I imagine roger sleeping with a Cardboard cutout of Leela making out with her getting paper cuts.LOL

[Leela+Fry]

LOL

[Lucorio]

Roger: I gonna make you bedrock Leela.

Leela: *maggots bite on the cardboard* *silence is herd*

Roger: I hope you like polish tv *turns off lights*

[Leela+Fry]

.....

[Lucorio]

If only live action, purple hair, one eyed girls where real.:(

[Leela+Fry]

Well, we can dream, right?

[rogercieslar]

you make me funny poop.so that's why I'm not gonna kill you.cosv of your sense of humour.

[SuicideBooth]

you make me funny poop.so that's why I'm not gonna kill you.cosv of your sense of humour.

LOL

[Lucorio]

Roger, I'm your cousin.

[SuicideBooth]

Roger, I'm your cousin.

And I'm the long lost nephew of your second cousin.

[Lucorio]

And I'm the long lost nephew of your second cousin.

TIMOTHY?!

[Leela+Fry]

-_-

[SuicideBooth]

TIMOTHY?!

No! Jeff... LOL

[rogercieslar]

actually I have only 1 cousin and he's called irek

[Leela+Fry]

Can we get back to the topic please?!

[rogercieslar]

okay
there's no change of you guys to date leela.cos she's my wife

[Leela+Fry]

Okay. None of you guys can have Fry either because we're married and live on Dog Doo 7

[hotMILK!]

I'd pound that pussy till it bleeds

[rogercieslar]

what you beat up my wife?
[takes him out and he beats him up outside the club]

[Leela+Fry]

-_-