Date Leela?

[timeisanenemy]

Well, that last question got me thinking, so here's my question(s)
1) how many of the guys here would date Leela, and 2) of the guys who said no, would it make a difference if you were a cartoon?

My answers are 1) no, and 2) yes, yes it would.

[ironik]

no and no

[pk]

well, if i was a cartoon then maybe if she had two eyes because besides that she isnt that bad looking. AND she has a killer body :wink: . That sounds weird considering she is a cartoon and all.

[Ryvul]

I'd date her. I'd start by asking a little about herself. That includes, what kind of music she likes. I can see her into soft rock from the 80's.

[Gurman169]

I'd hit that

[timeisanenemy]

word, son. word.

[Ryvul]

Waitaminit, what do you mean you'd hit it? You like the 80's too?

[timeisanenemy]

i think hitting that is timeless.

[Ryvul]

I still don't get you.

[Gazereths]

"id hit that " is slang for well....."id..do/shag/fuck/screw/any other way you wanna say it..... that" at least i think that's what their getting at!!! LOL

[Ryvul]

If you're trying to say what I think you're saying, sexual intercourse isn't my style.

[timeisanenemy]

then my i suggest that you get a new style, one that includes coitus, as the romans called it.

[0]

my answer no and no

[Ryvul]

What I was trying to say earlier was that I'd start off by getting to know her better, you know like a natural conversation.

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

no, no
she seems a little 2 violent

[Ryvul]

Not if you play your cards right and do what she tells you. My character can be violent too.

[Pariah]

No thank you to both of them.

[cerberus]

i'd date her if i were a cartoon....

[KING ZOIDY]

sure, why not

[Scratchmo]

I'd date Leela, if I were a toon. I'd take her to Austin, Texas, where even a purple-haired cyclops wouldn't be freaky enough to draw any undue attention. On the other hand, if she were a real, live person, well, that would depend on how she looked in reality. I have a hard time picturing what the living Leela would look like. Bottom line: I'd probably date her, regardless.

[rogercieslar]

I date her many times before we get married.I'm her husband

[beano2]

no and maybe

[rogercieslar]

I'm bart simpson who the hell is you?

[+zai@FFF]

I wouldn't date a cyclopes, but that's just me. lol

[Fruitosaurus]

I'm a girl lol

[SuicideBooth]

Sure I would. I wouldn't be bothered by the eye at all... But I can't imagine what she would look like if she was real...

[Punisher]

No....cuz she's a cyclops......

[KING ZOIDY]

racist...lol kiddin

[Kigents]

Yes if she would be real and have two eyes because on eyed alien would freak people out. :P and yes if i were a cartoon..

[La Belle Leela]

1) - Yes! 2) - Would not matter at all!

[KING ZOIDY]

lol

[Fruitosaurus]

lol

[I Know Kungfu]

i would. shes so hot.

[Fruitosaurus]

I probably would if I were lesbian or bi

[Gazereths]

I don't know i always like to be the only one in the relationship with a 'one eye'....LOL

[Fruitosaurus]

LOL

[SuicideBooth]

I don't know i always like to be the only one in the relationship with a 'one eye'....LOL

Me too! LOL
Don't worry, I'll get you a chick and poke one eye out for you! :thumb:

[Punisher]

I'd date Leela! Good thing shes not hairy and ugly and looks like a fat girl and an ape combined!

[SuicideBooth]

I'd date Leela! Good thing shes not hairy and ugly and looks like a fat girl and an ape combined!

You mean like the one at the end of the episode "Problem with Popplers" ? :)

[Punisher]

http://www.cloverfieldmovieforum.com/images/smilies/lmao.gif

Yes.:thumb:

[rogercieslar]

luc don't start with me.or real roger gonna kill you in 2 years time

[Fruitosaurus]

Um... yes. Alright then. Disregard that last question please

[Punisher]

Roger's gonna kill me. Ahhhhh.

Ya, roger Leela's mine. She was good in bed last night.]

J/K you can have her.:P

[Fruitosaurus]

Pfft, no one can do a cartoon character. Unless.....

[Punisher]

I imagine roger sleeping with a Cardboard cutout of Leela making out with her getting paper cuts.LOL

[Fruitosaurus]

LOL

[Punisher]

Roger: I gonna make you bedrock Leela.

Leela: *maggots bite on the cardboard* *silence is herd*

Roger: I hope you like polish tv *turns off lights*

[Fruitosaurus]

.....

[Punisher]

If only live action, purple hair, one eyed girls where real.:(

[Fruitosaurus]

Well, we can dream, right?

[rogercieslar]

you make me funny poop.so that's why I'm not gonna kill you.cosv of your sense of humour.

[SuicideBooth]

you make me funny poop.so that's why I'm not gonna kill you.cosv of your sense of humour.

LOL

[Punisher]

Roger, I'm your cousin.

[SuicideBooth]

Roger, I'm your cousin.

And I'm the long lost nephew of your second cousin.

[Punisher]

And I'm the long lost nephew of your second cousin.

TIMOTHY?!

[Fruitosaurus]

-_-

[SuicideBooth]

TIMOTHY?!

No! Jeff... LOL

[rogercieslar]

actually I have only 1 cousin and he's called irek

[Fruitosaurus]

Can we get back to the topic please?!

[rogercieslar]

okay
there's no change of you guys to date leela.cos she's my wife

[Fruitosaurus]

Okay. None of you guys can have Fry either because we're married and live on Dog Doo 7

[hotMILK!]

I'd pound that pussy till it bleeds

[rogercieslar]

what you beat up my wife?
[takes him out and he beats him up outside the club]

[Fruitosaurus]

-_-

[hippojuice]

I would date the crap out of her.

[Ryvul]

I think Leela would hit it off with a mutant cyborg with Japanese melee weapons and a strong sense of loyalty. That's how I see myself. What more could she ask for?

[Fudimplan]

comon now, really? who's the non-gay guy who wouldn't date leela? xD

[KING ZOIDY]

once again you cannot date a cartoon, its a fictional character made up by somebodys imagination, you cannot nor will you ever be able to date it

[Fudimplan]

well, sure, but can't you use your imagination?.. i mean, that kinda ruins the whole experience of watching a cartoon, if you're always thinking its not real..

[I Hate Bottles]

If I were a guy who preferred the company of women, and if I were a cartoon character, then why not?

[KING ZOIDY]

It's wrong and disgusting, look at Roger

[I Hate Bottles]

LOL
C'mon...I'm not that bad! Concerning Fry of course, not Leela.

[Fudimplan]

yeah, but roger is mentally ill xP well, we're using our imagination after all. what if you were a cartoon and you knew leela? comon, you can't say you wouldn't be a little bit interested.. i'm no perv or anything, but i don't know, there's something more about her than meets the eye xD LOL

[KING ZOIDY]

yeah, but roger is mentally ill xP well, we're using our imagination after all. what if you were a cartoon and you new leela? comon, you can't say you wouldn't be a little bit interested.. i'm no perv or anything, but i don't know, there's something more about her than meets the eye xD LOL

first of all it's KNEW not NEW...and Come on...not Comon.....secondly,my point again, its fictional

[Fudimplan]

the new was a typo.. the comon was an abbreviature (how ever you spell it). and, ok you're entitled to your opinion. mine just differs..

[KING ZOIDY]

You all know by now I'm stubborn as an ass, so get used to it :P

[I Hate Bottles]

what if you were a cartoon and you new leela? comon, you can't say you wouldn't be a little bit interested.. i'm no perv or anything, but i don't know, there's something more about her than meets the eye xD LOL

If I were a guy I guess I would think she was hot. My boyfriend has the hots for her, whatever that's worth. I'm sure that I can speak for him on this matter. lol

[Fudimplan]

see, KZ?? you stuborn man! xD it's perfectly natural

[KING ZOIDY]

Are you by any chance dating Roger bottles?

[I Hate Bottles]

Are you by any chance dating Roger bottles?

Ouch! That hurt. lol
No, Mike doesn't think he's married to Leela, because he's marrying me next June. He just thinks she's hot for a cartoon character. C'mon...it doesn't seem too out of the realm of believability. I'm sure there are a ton of guys who find Jessica Rabbit hot and she's a cartoon character.

[KING ZOIDY]

It's still pretty uncomfterable

[I Hate Bottles]

Well all he says is that she's hot. I'm sure he doesn't have any perverted fantasies about her or anything. At least I would hope not.

[Fudimplan]

now i agree with you. although i find i could date leela, if i was a cartoon it would be a bit unconfortable xD it's a weird emotion, but it's there. and yes, jessica rabit is hot, so what? xD you don't need to be a perv to admit it.. the drawers are taunting us, ffs! LOL

[KING ZOIDY]

Don't tell please....unpleasant images

[Fudimplan]

yeah, that's creepy..

[KING ZOIDY]

*shudders*

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

I don't think its weird to have a crush or want 2 date a cartoon character. I have a big crush on fry (he's adorable), i would know. And yes its a fictonal character, but it's our imagination and can seem very real... But thats just my opinion im not changing anyone elses, im just helping them look at it in a different way...

[Fudimplan]

i agree :)

[I Hate Bottles]

If it makes you feel any better Zoidy, I think a lot of girls who are crushing on Fry aren't really attracted to the drawing of him, but of his voice which is actually real unlike the rest of him. If Billy West didn't do that adorable voice he does for Fry, I'm sure a lot of us wouldn't have a thing for him.

[Fudimplan]

fry should have the cop bot's voice xD barry white style LOL

[I Hate Bottles]

Oh dear.

[Fudimplan]

oooooohhhh, yeeaaahh

[I Hate Bottles]

Hey...it's better than Scruffy lol

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

If it makes you feel any better Zoidy, I think a lot of girls who are crushing on Fry aren't really attracted to the drawing of him, but of his voice which is actually real unlike the rest of him. If Billy West didn't do that adorable voice he does for Fry, I'm sure a lot of us wouldn't have a thing for him.

u have a point...Fry's voice is to die for. But i do find fry cute, i like his smile and his hair. But it's mostly the voice, theres something about it...

[I Hate Bottles]

It's an adorable voice indeed.

A also remember Billy West saying once that he has a huge crush on Amy, so now I don't feel so bad. lol

[Fudimplan]

amy? leela's cuter xD

[I Hate Bottles]

I think he said it in the commentary of Bender's Game.

[Fudimplan]

i saw it.. don't remember xP well, as you can see, billy is quite the normal guy (except for the voices he does xD) so you can see how normal it is to have a crush on a cartoon character

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol

[I Hate Bottles]

i saw it.. don't remember xP well, as you can see, billy is quite the normal guy (except for the voices he does xD) so you can see how normal it is to have a crush on a cartoon character

Exactly. My first cartoon crush was Eric from The Little Mermaid. Fry and Eric are the only two cartoon crushes that I've ever had.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

i havn't seen that movie in so long i forgot what he looked like...

[Fudimplan]

it's just like your average good looking prince. all disney movies have those, i think xP

[I Hate Bottles]

RBF, here's Eric....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G3dFapqzO4k/RqXsxPiyQuI/AAAAAAAAAJE/w_MBgvQ3xxw/s400/260px-Prince_eric_the_little_mermaid.jpg

I know a lot of people who have/had cartoon crushes, so it's not really that unusual. I mean if I were a guy I would probably be into Leela or Amy or both. Who knows?

[Fudimplan]

yeah, i'm into leela, in a light sort of way. i'm so fascinated by the fact that a mutant can be hot and beautiful xD i mean, she has one eye. that really fascinates me

[I Hate Bottles]

it's just like your average good looking prince. all disney movies have those, i think xP

Well I always thought that Prince Phillip was kind of fugly.

[Fudimplan]

i fail to see who that is, sry xD

[I Hate Bottles]

It's alright, I'm kinda into old Disney cartoons. Phillip was the prince in Sleeping Beauty.

Going back to Leela, from a guy's perspective I guess she's pretty hot, but probably only in cartoon form. I think if I saw her in real life she would frighten me.

[Fudimplan]

no doubt. that's why i didn't like the real life futurama movie trailer.. leela spooked me 0.0

[I Hate Bottles]

I think considering the fact that she was Paris Hilton would be scarier than her cyclops-ness.

[Fudimplan]

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL yeah!

[Ryvul]

Exactly. My first cartoon crush was Eric from The Little Mermaid. Fry and Eric are the only two cartoon crushes that I've ever had.

At least it wasn't Eric Cartman.

[I Hate Bottles]

lol True

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL crush on cartman? that would be the day!

[Fudimplan]

LOL, that'd be so weird.. xD

[KING ZOIDY]

*vomits* LOL

[Punisher]

Roger's dating Leela so you can't have her.:P

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL yeah, in his dreams

[Fudimplan]

LOL i think i've said this probably a dozen times, but roger is mentally ill

[frys_red_jacket]

ok guys back on topic

[Fruitosaurus]

If I were a lesbian or a guy, sure! Otherwise, I'm sticking to my Fry in a box

[I Hate Bottles]

lol

[Fruitosaurus]

Mmmm.... *drifts off thinking of foxes and boxes*

[KING ZOIDY]

.......random

[Fruitosaurus]

So are you

[KING ZOIDY]

No, i actually stay within the topic of the thread unless Roger is being an idiot

[Fruitosaurus]

Naw, you go way off topic sometimes

[rogercieslar]

yay I'm being finally mentioned [zoidberg voice]

[Fudimplan]

Naw, you go way off topic sometimes

i do too, a lot of times, but it's your fault for dragging me into other topics xD

see? off topic again, because of you! LOL

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol i get off topic also not as mush as Fudimplan though...

[ilovebender.com]

I think I would, if I was a cartoon.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

?

[Fudimplan]

the thread's called "Date Leela?", remember? it's on topic

[Locke]

I would date her :)

[frys_red_jacket]

i wouldnt be able to stop staring at the eye lol