The Wishing Game

[Pariah]

To play you must make a wish then the next person would make the wish come true but make something bad come out of it. After that he/she would make a wish.
Example:

Me: I wish I had $100
Next Person: Wish granted but you will lose it in 5 minutes.
I wish I had a dog.

So on and so forth...

I will begin: I wish I was a billionare!

[Pazuzu]

wish granted, but instead of being a billionaire in terms of money, it is spiders (ie you have billions of spiders)

I wish I could have something nice to eat!

[Pariah]

Wish Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but you get confused by this and you blow up... KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!

I wish I didn't say lol so much!!!

[ironik]

wish granted but you wont have a sense of humor anymore

i wish i had a beer

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you choke on it

I wish i had 100000000 members.

[Pariah]

Wish granted, but they never post.

I wish I had a soda right now.

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it fizzes up on you.

I wish i didn't have to do anything today.

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but you get bored!

I wish I could draw (as in properly, not just tracing pictures)

[Cloverfield]

Wisg granted but you break your wrist

I wish i had 1000000000 swapits.

[beano2]

wish granted but u get generous and give them all too a new swapper for a piece of paper
i wish i had the first beano annual

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it falls apart in your hand.

I wish i could stop time.

[Gazereths]

wish granted but you cant start it again.

i wish i lived in hawaii

[Pariah]

Wish granted, but the island sinks into the ocean

[Cloverfield]

No wish?

[beano2]

you dont get a wish but u get a punch in the face
i wish i had 1p

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted :lol:

I wish i was famous.

[Gazereths]

wish granted, but no one pays attention to you and your broke!


I wish we could all live forever

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but the human race dies out.

I wish i didn't have to go to work.

[smellydog]

Wish granted but now you are homeless.

I wish it was Christmas every day

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you have to fork out thousands for presents everyday.

I wish i had infinite money.

[Gazereths]

wish granted but you don't get ant presents..but you still have to buy them!


I wish futurama was back.

[smellydog]

Wish granted but the episodes are incomplete

I wish I could fly

[Gazereths]

Granted...but you fly into a jet planes engine

i wish that dog barking outside would SHUT UP!

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but another 1 starts

I wish i was a pro footballer.

[Gazereths]

Granted..but you break both legs in your first game.



I wish it was saturday

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted, but the time is 11:59pm

I wish i could be invisable.

[Gazereths]

Granted but so is everything else.

I wish my computer chair would stop squeaking

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but then it falls apart.

I wish i could make money really quickly.

[Gazereths]

Granted but you spend it all on rubbish

I wish my house was a mansion

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but you can't afford to keep it!

I wish that my Lego Star Wars game would work on my computer... (I don't have Pixel Shader 1.1 or something :()

[Ace]

Ill grant it to you, and the site of magnificent thing called GOOGLE!


Id wish my deceased father back

[Gazereths]

Granted...but it changes the course of the space/time continuum and destroys time itself.

i wish it was nice and sunny here in notts!

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but the sun burns everything

I wish to have a chinese.

[Ace]

Whore? :D granted Id whiss that someone would PM a new link to Futurama episodes!

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but it doesn't work!
I wish I wasn't so tired...

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but you've forgotten how to sleep

i wish i had a horse

[Gazereths]

granted but it tramples you.

I wish i had more money to spend on Xmas presents

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but all the shops have sold out of everything you wanted to buy as christmas presents

I wish I could stay on here all day instead of going to lessons

[Gazereths]

Granted...but you have to go to school all night instead.

i wish i had a finglonger......a man can dream tho...a man can dream....

[Pazuzu]

Granted, but you poke yourself in the eye with it

I wish I had more sporks (I only have 5)

[Gazereths]

Granted....but they invent a knorkoon and sporks become obsolete.

I wish i had a spring loaded medical box.

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it springs up and hits you in the head


I wish i had any meal i wanted right now

[Pazuzu]

Granted, but it's in an indestructible packet, so you can't open it

I wish I didn't have so much homework to do :(

[1B-DI]

Granted, but then you get stupid and flunk your classes.

I wish I could speak every language fluently.

[Pazuzu]

Granted, but no one else does, and they don't understand you

I wish my spork wasn't broken!

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but the rest of them break instead

i wish it was xmas now

[Pariah]

Wish Granted, But it only last for 1 second.

I wish I had Halo 3 already...

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but it doesn't work
I wish my neck didn't feel so sore

[Pariah]

Wish granted, but you leg feels sore now.

I wish I could have a Dr. Pepper right now!

[Gazereths]

Granted but it tatses like pepper.

I wish i could sleep proper hours.

[Pariah]

Wish granted but only for one day.

I wish I could fly!

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but you turn into a bird

i wish lost would come back on c4

[Pazuzu]

Granted , but... your TV breaks, and so does everyone elses that you know, so you can't watch it there either

I wish I had a wish

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you still just have a wish

I wish i had a xbox 360 right now

[1B-DI]

Wish granted, but you don't have any games.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[Gazereths]

granted but you have bse (mad cow disease) instead LOL

i wish i didnt have a fruit machine problem!!!

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you have a slots machine problem

I wish i had £1,000,000

[Pazuzu]

wish granted, but £s are outlawed, so it becomes worthless!

I wish I could be watching Futurama right now

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but your eyes fall out

I wish for my best pudding

[Pazuzu]

Granted but it self destructs

I wish Sarah could go see Audio Pollution

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but theres a black out

I wish for 400000 posts

[Pazuzu]

Granted, but Sarah steals them from you for corrupting her wish

I wish... I wish... I wish... I wish I could think of something to win

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you don't win it

I wish i knew who Sarah is.

[Pazuzu]

Granted, but you are none the wiser!

[Cloverfield]

No wish?

[Gazereths]

i wish for a free xbox360

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but turns out you have to refer 10 people :lol:


I wish i had the best drink in the world

[Gazereths]

Granted but its red wine...LOL


i wish i had a Ferrari

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it falls apart.

I wish i had 1300000 pounds

[Gazereths]

Wish granted but the cheapest thing costs 1300001 pounds

I wish for a new HDTV

[Cloverfield]

haha good answer

Wish granted but it blows up

I wish i cud see the new borat film right now

[Gazereths]

Granted but you get sued for piracy!!!!LOL

I wish i had twelve monkeys

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you get fleas

I wish for 5 TV's.

[Gazereths]

Granted but there TransVestites...LOL

i wish for world domination by the english.,,LOL

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted...:lol:

I wish for a chocolate sponge pudding.

[Gazereths]

Granted but you drop it on the floor

I wish my NTL box would stop crashing

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but then it breaks completely

I wish to be famous.

[Gazereths]

Wish granted...but the fame becomes to much for you and you end up dead on a toilet.

I Wish i was superman

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but cryptonite kills you

I wish i could teleport anywhere

[Gazereths]

granted but you teleport into a brick wall

i wish i was a ninja

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you get assainated

i wish i could fly

[Gazereths]

Granted but you fly into the power lines


I wish the world was a peaceful place

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it becomes to peaceful and you think you are deaf so u cut ure ears off

i wish my answer above was shorter :lol:

[Gazereths]

Granted but it get so short you cant read it

I wish my dog would stop chewing my shoes

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but he gets nuked ;)

I wish for anything i want on ebay

[Gazereths]

Granted but ebay charges you five times the price.

i wish for more beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you get so wasted you walk off a cliff

I wish for a chinese

[Gazereths]

Granted but it makes you sick

I wish for a happy new year

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it goes off with a bang. Literally.

[Gazereths]

no wish????

[Cloverfield]

D'oh. I wish my cold was gone

[Gazereths]

Granted but you get flu instead

I wish i had an aston martin DB7

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but its max speed it 5mph

I wish for imortality

[Gazereths]

Granted but you have to live for eternity alone.

I wish my neck didnt hurt so much

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it breaks instead

I wish for no work tomorrow

[Gazereths]

Granted but you have to work everday for the rest of you life.

I wish for more cash

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you lose it

I wish my xbox came through today.

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but it doesn't work

i wish i had a hamster

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it dies

I wish i knew why frys red jacket doesn't come up on the whos online bit when they are clearly online and posting

[frys_red_jacket]

I wish i knew why frys red jacket doesn't come up on the whos online bit when they are clearly online and posting
really? thats strange :?

anyway wish granted but you forget everything else you ever knew

i wish leona would win the x factor

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but then she goes deaf

I wish for an cd i ever wanted.

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but your cd player stops working

i wish i could get married

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you get divorced the next day

I wish for a chinese

[Gazereths]

Wish granted but you choke on a prawn cracker

I wish for world domination (by me)

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you get assisinated in the first minute in charge

[Gazereths]

LOL no wish?

[Cloverfield]

Damn it!

I wish i would use my wishes

[Gazereths]

Granted but you forget to use 'em :D

I wish for a big plate of curry and rice.

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you pass out from the heat

I wish i could stop time

[Gazereths]

Granted but you cant start it again

I wish my bank would give me free money

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it's fake money

I wish to be a pro footballer

[Gazereths]

Granted but you play for the worst team in he world

[Cloverfield]

No wish :lol:

[Gazereths]

Damn it... im doing you trick:D

I wish for a great xmas

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it goes drastically wrong

I wish for hundreds of presents

[Gazereths]

Granted but there isnt a 360 among them!!

I wish for a new futurama ep to watch

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it sucks

I wish i could see the simpsons movie right now

[Gazereths]

Granted but it burns your eyes its so bad

I wish for twelve grand to spend on console's and games

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but games are 13k

I wish for 20000 posts

[Gazereths]

Granted but we loose all our members!!!

Apple or orange

[Cloverfield]

Orange

orange or yellow

[frys_red_jacket]

its kinda changed into this and that game lol, isn't this meant to be the wishing game?

[Cloverfield]

Good point

I wish i could make thing fly

[Gazereths]

LOL whoops

Granted but they fly out of controll

I wish for a car that can turn into a boat

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it malfuctions half way through

i wish 4 what ever i want

[Gazereths]

Granted but you want nothing...

I wish for a ton of gold bullion

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it explodes

I wish for a chinese

[Pazuzu]

granted, but it explodes when you try to eat it... ahhhh

I wish I wasn't so bored!!!

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you become even more bored

I wish to be famous

[Pazuzu]

You are famous... for being the least liked person in the whole world :(

I wish I wasn't confused

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it has no effect :P

I wish to have anything i could ever want.

[Pazuzu]

granted, but it's just for show and you're not allowed to touch it

I wish I was in the future as it is in futurama!

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but you're the only person still alive

i wish i had my ds already

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it breaks on your first go

I wish 1000 members joined my lost forum.

[Gazereths]

granted but it gets deleted the day after..

I wish for a real robot.

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but its evil and destroys all man kind

i wish for new episodes of futurama

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but they suck

I wish to never be sleepy.

[Pazuzu]

Granted, because you're always asleep

I wish it was christmas already!

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but nobody celebrates it anymore

i wish i could go out for new years

[Gazereths]

Granted but you fall into a cryogenic tube and wake up 1000 years later.

I wish i didn't have a nasty cold...and a snotty nose LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but you get the measles instead

i wish i had more mugs

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you break them all

I wish this forum wasn't going down hill.

[Gazereths]

Wish granted!!!!!!!! ITS not anymore...we turned it around!!!

I wish for 600 members

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it takes 5 years

I wish for everyone to have a very merry xmas.

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but the new year ends up sucking instead

i wish i knew how to play chess

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you forget everythng else.


I wish for infinite money

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but you keep getting mugged for it

i wish i had everything to do with playboy bunny

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it turns into a tacky piece of sh*t.

TPBM watches Will and Grace

[Gazereths]

Wishing game smokey!!!!! LOL

[Cloverfield]

FCK

I wish i didnt mix games up.

[Gazereths]

Granted...but you mix up your feet with your balls!!! ?????

I wish for a spunkle...LOL

[Cloverfield]

LOL

Wish granted but you do it over your girlfriend

I wish for anf 360 game i want.

[Gazereths]

Granted but they are all rubbish


I wish for a 360 and a ps3 and a wii and a psp and a ham sandwich

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but none of them work and the sandwich is mouldy

I wish for the best forum in the world.

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but nobody joins

i wish i could get past the baddy on mario

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you die straight afterwards

I wish to everything there is about HTML.

[Gazereths]

Granted but they make all new codes/tags as soon as you've learned it.

I wish to learn basic html!!!!! without reading a word....LOL

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but none of them work

I wish for 123 members online.

[Gazereths]

Granted but they all come from WBI LOL

I wish for a new pc

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it breaks down every second

I wish to be invincible

[Gazereths]

Granted but it only lasts for 10 seconds

I wish i was in the playboy mansion right now

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it collapses

I wish a car would crash out side my house...

[Gazereths]

Granted but all the people survive...:evil:

I wish i had a cheese tostie

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but the cheese is out of date and the bread went mouldy

i wish the water would hurry up and heat up so i can have a bath

[Gazereths]

Granted but it all evaporates before you can get in...

I wish for a £1million Flat

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but you locked yourself out

[Cloverfield]

No wish? Life must be good for you :lol:

[Metter]

No wish also? Life must also be good for you :)

[Cloverfield]

And no wish for you either? Wow, life really is great LOL.

I wish for this futurama forum to be the biggest on the net.

[Gazereths]

Granted..but you have to get banned from every other forum on the net!!!


I wish for a new pc

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it os a 1980's style

I wish i wasn't tired

[Gazereths]

Granted but you never get to sleep again

i wish my back didnt hurt

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but your neck starts hurting

I wish i didnt have to go to work tomorrow

[Gazereths]

Granted...but you never get any money ever again.

I wish for a new 1000cc sports bike.

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted But it turns out REALLY slow

I wish for any food i want

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but it makes you ill

i wish i had resident evil for the ds

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it is impossible to do the first mission

I wish this downloading for the xbox would hurry up.

[Pazuzu]

Wish granted, but the x-box explodes

I wish I didn't have to re-write my whole physics coursework by hand for the final draft

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted...you have to write it out twice

I wish for any dessert i want right now

[Gazereths]

Granted...But i come to your house and eat it!!!

I wish for a new country that i can rule over with an iron fist :lol:

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it has no citizens

I wish not to be soo full.

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but you become very hungry instead

i wish big brother would hurry up

[gort]

wish granted....but he puts you in jail



I wish I didn't need to do laundry

[gort]

wait....you meant your big brother, not BIG BROTHER, didn't you?

Sorry I mucked up the game my first time playing!! ( stupid, Orwell reading Gort )

[frys_red_jacket]

no you were right, i did mean big brother as in the tv show

[gort]

Oh.....third option...

[Cloverfield]

No wish?

[gort]

ok...I wish I knew what all the members looked like

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but they were all so ugly you had to rip your own eyes out

i wish i didn't feel sick

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you feel ill instead

I wish i could do this staement

[gort]

wish granted but you spell it wrong



wish I could play tennis today

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it thunderstorms

I wish i was driving home for xmas :lol:

[gort]

wish granted, but everyone drove to your house and they're not home


I wish I could go to Disneyland

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it shuts down when you get there

I wish Chelsea would win 10-0 tonight

[icy]

wish granted but 2 minutes are added on and the other team scores 11

I wish i coulld murder all the gay poeple on futurama

[gort]

wish granted but you are hanged for being a hateful gay bashing murderer



I wish I had my ex-girlfriend back

[icy]

wish granted but when you take her in bed you find it she had surgery in her big thangz and had them filled with cement :P

[gort]

No wish?

[icy]

Um.. i wish that i could get a new pc

[gort]

granted....but there's no Futurama forum on it




I wish Matrix 3 was better

[icy]

granted but matrix 4 gets f*cked

i wish i dont have to wish

[gort]

granted but....never mind...you're not wishing anymore!



I wish there were more people answering my posts...

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but they are of very poor quality.

[gort]

Again with the "no wish"....wassup wit dat dawg??

[Cloverfield]

Dag nam it. Put so much thought in the answer and gave no question..

I wish to be invincible

[gort]

Granted but the universe explodes and you're unharmed floating alone



wish I could make stuff blow up by looking at it

( you're not allowed to say " but you look in a mirror")

[icy]

Wish granted but now this happens automaticcaly and now ur pc is messed and if you look at your family :0

i wish my mouse could talk lol (pc mouse)

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it bad mouths your family

I wish for a new futurama template

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but its not very good

i wish i still had contact lenses

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but they get sucked into your eye and you can never see again

I wish there were no such things as dogs

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but every other animal ceases to exist too

i wish i had a playboy clock

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it breaks after the first minute

I wish for 6 members at once

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but they're all spammers

i wish to be rich

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but theres nothing to spend it on

I wish to have a macdonalds

[gort]

Granted but there's a severed finger in it



I wish I could meet Billy West

[icy]

wish granted but its his identical twin

i wish my hardrive was more than 40 gig

[jle1993]

Wish granted but its infected with a virus and explodes

I wish for a vicious dog

[gort]

I grant BOTH your wishes but jles' new vicious dog eats icys' new computer and chokes to death ( viciously )


I wish it would rain

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but it doesn't stop and floods everywhere

i wish it would snow

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it never stops

I wish for gaz to come online

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but he doesn't write a single word

i wish i could see my dad again

[gort]

Granted but he doesn't rememger you


I wish Sawbucks would come on line

[jle1993]

Wish granted but he hates you

I wish I could take over hell

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but you destroy it

I wish for it to be xmas again

[gort]

Me too,,,oh sorry

Wish Granted but all you get is socks that are too small ( and pink with sparklies )


I wish we could stop blowing people up


( I checked out the Billy West clip on you-tube...GROOVY!...thanks for the tip

[jle1993]

Wish granted but then we get blown up

I wish this was the biggest site on the web

[Cloverfield]

Wish granted but it's also the only site

I wish for the best sarcastic comments

[jle1993]

Wish granted but they're so great no-one gets them

I wish for a shiny new hippy van and a drivers license

[gort]

granted but you have no gas and your license picture sucks



I wish Curt Cobain were still alive

[jle1993]

Wish granted but he gets shot the next day

I wish for gas for my hippy van

[gort]

granted but your van is stolen...........................................b y HIPPIES!




I wish they would make Matrix 4

[jle1993]

Wish granted but its worse than the other three (its crap)

I wish I had Phoenix's powers (thats Phoenix from X-men 3)

[gort]

Granted but Magneto blows you to smithreens



I wish I had a part in X-Men 4

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but you get killed off within the first 5 seconds

i wish i didn't keep needing the loo

[jle1993]

Wish granted but you blow up from overload of poop

Wish i was a character in futurama

[gort]

granted but you're Cubert


I wish I had a cup of coffee

[frys_red_jacket]

wish granted but it tastes likes tar

i wish i had 2 pints series 6 on dvd

[gort]

granted, whatever the hell THAT is!

1950s or 1960s

[frys_red_jacket]

its a program over here, its full title is 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

erm....think you're getting your games mixed up here lol

[gort]

OOOPS......I'm watching a movie, eating, and chatting here also....


I wish I was more focused today

[jle1993]

wish granted but your eys pop out from pressure

I wish Jeff didn't know i fancy him

[gort]

granted but he marries someone else

1950s or 1960s ( I'm KIDDING!! )


I wish Bush would be impeached

[jle1993]

Wish granted but his last order is for you to die

I wish I had nice hair

[gort]

granted but it's not on your head


I wish I was making french toast right now ( and I'm gonna )

[jle1993]

Wish granted but you burn it

I wish for George Bush's head on a plate

[Pazuzu]

wish granted, but it's still attached to the rest of him!

I wish I didn't have a cold

[gort]

granted but you get the flu ( "that was so bad, I think you gave me cancer!" LOL )




I wish all the students on this forum get good marks

[jle1993]

Wish granted but they all drop off the forum due to so much revision

I wish someone would murder George Bush

[gort]

Whoa whoa! Just have him step down...don''t be like him....Oh, WHAT THE HELL...

wish granted


I wish I had a suit of armour