New Fic: Fry: A Chuck Parody

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Here's my new fic! Please comment.

Fry: A Chuck Parody


This is a parody of NBC’s Chuck. After the opera, Leela had finally decided to give Fry a chance and they are now dating. When the Professor gets a contract from the DOOP Intelligence Agency to construct a device to store all of sensitive data as images, he does so. While delivering the device, Fry starts messing around with it and inadvertently ends pup with the information in his head, and also this completely erases the machines memory.

And now on with the show!


Planet Express HQ
Scene: The crew is gathered around the conference table, as Hermes is giving his morning briefing. He only one who’s absent is the Professor, who is in his lab.

Hermes: OK, now dat we figured out who has been eatin all da food fridge, we can now get to da days deliveries.

Bender: You mean we have work today? [He takes a swig from a beer bottle]

Farnsworth enters in his hover-recliner

Farnsworth: Good news everyone! I have a delivery for you.

Leela: What is it?

Farnsworth: Oh it’s a very special government job, oh my yes. You see I was contracted to invent a device for the DOOP Intelligence Agency. It holds all the data on everything everywhere. Your mission is to take it to the DIA’s headquarters on Langley 5.

Fry: You mean we get to see like all kinds cool spy stuff?

Fry didn’t get answer from Farnsworth as he was now napping.

Leela: Fry, Bender, lets go I want to get home before eight tonight.

Fry and Bender did as they were ordered, and followed Leela down to the ship. The package was in the cargo hold, and was about the size of your average laptop.

Leela: Now since this very sensitive cargo, I want one of you to be guarding it incase we get attacked by space banditos.

Fry: All right I’ll take the first watch.

Leela: Good, now lets get this done.

She then left the cargo hold and went to the cockpit. The PE ship then blasted off into space.

Scene: Cargo hold, Fry is sitting in a fold down chair, next to the case that contained the Intersect. He was leaning back in the chair, thinking about Leela and their budding relationship.

Fry: [thinking] God, these have been the best weeks of my life. I got the girl of my dreams to finally love me back. Hmm, I wonder when I should propose?

[A beeping noise then comes out from the case, interrupting Fry’s train of thought. He about falls off his chair, and he looks at it curiously.]

Fry: I wonder that is?

[he opens the case, which reveled an laptop computer, and it was on. Fry opens the screen, and on the display is a dandelion, A message flashes on the screen saying PRESS RETURN TO PLAY SLIDESHOW. He does so, and thousands of images flash quickly across the screen, and Fry stares at them, in a trance.]

[Cut to the bridge, a few hours later. Leela is piloting the ship, and they’re approaching Langley 5, a planet that was about half the size of Earth, and looked roughly the same. Bender is in his usual spot, with his foot cups on the console and he was smoking a cigar and had a bottle of Old Fontrane.]

Leela: Ok, where approaching the planet, Bender go get Fry.

Bender: it’ll cost ya.

[He held out his hand, making a ‘give me’ motion. Leela sighed and handed him $10.]

Bender: Thanks big boots, its been a pleasure doing business with you.

[He then left the bridge and headed to the cargo bay.]

[Cut to Cargo bay. Fry is laying on the floor, unconscious. The Intersect screen is blank, and has sense powered down. Bender walks in, and observes the scene. He walks over to Fry, looked at his friend, and before he woke him, took what little cash was in his wallet.]

Bender: Hehehe. Hey Fry! We’re here, one-eye wants you.

[He kicked Fry’s motionless body, then began to tap his foot cup.]

Bender: Well, I guess I’ll have do this myself.

[He then grabbed Fry’s collar and dragged him across the floor and up to the bridge.]

[Cut to Bridge. Leela is still piloting, but he planet is getting closer. The door opens and she turns to see Bender drag an unconscious Fry in.]

Leela: Bender! What happened to Fry?!

Bender: Hell if I know, this is how I found him. Now are you gona pay me for hauling this organ sack up here, or not?

Leela: Hell no.

[Out of concern, she then rushes over to look Fry over. She then begins to kiss him. And he sitrs, his eyes flicker open.]

Fry: Hmm? Mmmmm

[Leela breaks off the kiss, and then looks at Fry.]

Leela: Now why were you sleeping on the job?

Fry: No I wasn’t, the thingy started beeping and so I opened it and it then I all these pictures started flying across the screen and then I don’t know what happened.

Leela: Ok, well we’ll deal with it when we get back to Earth. We’re approaching the planet now. So go and get ready for landing.

[Fry did so, and was soon buckled into his seat. The ship then continued its decent to Langley 5.]

[The planet is mostly covered with thick forest, except that there’s a fairly large building in a clearing, along with a parking lot and a landing zone. The ship lands in the zone, back on the bridge Fry is about to leave to deliver the package.]

Leela: wait Fry I’m coming with you. I don’t want to screw this up.

Fry: Oh all right.

Bender: Me too, since you cant go anywhere without good’ol Bender.

Leela: Ok, we all set? Then lets get this delivered and get home.

[Fry and Bender nod, and Fry goes to get the package. A short while later, Fry meets Leela and Bender by the entrance ramp, and then they set off towards the complex, which was about a mile or so away.]

[Some time passes, and they soon come up to the double glass doors that lead into the atrium. They enter, and inside the floor is marble, with the symbol of DIA in the center (which looked very much like the CIA one, only instead of the eagle in the center, it was the DOOP logo.) The lobby was eerily quiet and mostly empty, save for a security desk at the far end. To either side of desk was several waist high steel barriers, with laser beams in between each one. The crew walks up to the security desk, where a human security guard is sitting. He is average looking, and wearing a white uniform.]

Guard: Can I help you folks?

Leela: Yes, we’re from Planet Express. We’re supposed to deliver this package.

Guard: We’ve been expecting you. If you follow me, I’ll show you where to deliver it.

[The guard then reaches underneath his desk and pulls out three visitor badges. He then hands them to Fry and Leela.]

Bender: Hey why I don’t I get one?

Guard: Oh I’m sorry, we don’t allow robots beyond this point, unless they’re employed here. So I’m afraid you’ll have to wait here.

Bender: [Now angry] That’s discrimination! And the worst kind to! The kind against ME, Bender!

Guard: Sir, please calm down, or we’ll have to restrain you.

Fry: Bender, just calm down and go back to the ship, we wont be long.

Bender: Well I’m not going to! Not until this issue is resolved!

Guard: [Talking into mike] Security to lobby. Security to lobby.
[Two bouncer bots then come out of the floor and then dragged Bender outside.]

Bender:[while walking back in the direction of the ship] Well screw you I’m Gona go build my own DIA with blackjack and hookers. Ah screw the DIA thing, and the blackjack. In fact screw the whole thing!

[Bender then continued in the direction of the ship, his anger simulator running at maximum.]

[Back in the lobby Fry and Leela were watching what had happened.]

Guard: Is he always like that?

Fry: Yup, that’s Bender for ya.

Guard: Well, with that done, follow me. We don’t want to keep the director waiting.

[The guard then deactivated the laser barriers and Fry and Leela followed him through.]

[Vintage1998]

Great fan fic :D

[Leela+Fry]

Great! I can't wait to see their reaction when they realize the machine's been wiped

[vonhammer]

[As they were walking toward another set of doors, they went past a white marble wall that had several stars engraved on it. Leela tapped the guard on the shoulder, because she wanted to know what it was. The guard stopped, and so did Fry.]

Guard: Yes?

Leela: Excuse me, but what why are their stars on that wall?

Guard: Oh that’s the memorial for Agency employees who’ve died in the line of duty.

Leela: Oh ok.

[The group then proceeded through another set of doors, entering a carpeted hallway, which was lined with several portraits of the previous directors. The guard led them down the long hallway, passing several doors. They soon reached the end where the was single wood door. The guard gave his retina scan to the security system, and the door slid open to reveal a small outer office with a few chairs and a blond secretary dressed in a business suit sat behind a glass desk. She looked up from her computer to see who the newcomers were.]

Secretary: [annoyed] And you might be?

Leela: We’re from Planet Express, we have to deliver this package to the director.

Secretary: Oh, I’ll take that. He’s busy right now.

[Fry was about to hand over the package to the secretary when Leela stopped him]

Leela: I’m sorry, but we have to have the director’s signature. Company policy.

[the intercom on the secretary’s desk then beeped a few times before a mans voice came over the line.]

Director [On intercom]: Ms. Johnson, has my package arrived yet?

Ms. J.: [annoyed] Yes they’re here I’ll send them in.

[She showed through a wood-paneled door, and Fry and Leela walked in.]

[The director’s office was furnished with a large very ornate desk opposite the door. To the right a credenza was situated along the wall, and on top of it was an coffee machine. Opposite that hung a portrait of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier. The director was seated behind his desk, shuffling through some papers. He looked up to his new guests and motioned to them to sit in two leather recliners. The director was in his late-forties, and he had a full head of black hair, although their were a few gray streaks showing. He was of average height and build, and he also was showing a few wrinkles on his face.]

Director: Ah, welcome. I’m Jack Ryan, now that I have introduced myself, what about you two?

Leela: I’m Turanga Leela, but you can just call me Leela. And this is Fry.

Fry: What up?

Ryan: Nice to meet you. Now let me have a look at the package.

[Fry then handed the package to Ryan, and as he sat back down, he began to rub his temples]

Leela: Are you all right Fry?

Fry: Yea, I’m just having one of those you know, headaches with pictures.

Leela: Oh. All right.

[Then handed him the clipboard to get his signature, signifying receipt of the package.]

Leela: Thanks, Mr. Ryan

Ryan: No problem, we’ll be sure to use Planet Express next time. You guys are a lot cheaper than Mom’s Friendly Delivery Service.

Leela: Well thanks, we must leave now.

[Leela then got up and left the room, with Fry following.]

[Cut to: Planet Express ship bridge, where they are already on their way back to Earth. Everyone was in there usual spots, and Fry was again rubbing his temples. Bender wasn’t on the bridge, he was in his cabin in sleep mode. Leela looked over at Fry, and saw what he was doing.]

Leela: [Concerned] Are you sure you’ll all right? You’ve been doing that for last few hours or so.

Fry: I’m fine. I’ll get some aspirin from Zoidberg when we get back.

Leela: Well, I have some in my cabin in my medicine cabinet. I’ll be right back.

[She turned on the auto pilot and went back to get some aspirin and a Slurm. She returned a few minutes later, with a white aspirin bottle in one hand a Slurm in the other. She duped a couple of red pills out on her hand and gave them to Fry along the Slurm.]

Leela: Here take these. It should help.

Fry: All right. [He popped the pills in his mouth and washed them down with some Slurm.]

Leela: Feel better yet?

Fry: Um, no.
Leela: Well, we still have a few more hours to Earth, why don’t you lay down in my cabin?

[At that, Fry’s attitude immediately picked up]

Fry: All right.

[He then walked behind Leela and put his head down so it was level with hers.]

Fry: [Seductively] Are you going to also?

Leela: Maybe. Now go lay down, or I might just change my mind.

[Fry then left, and headed towards Leela’s cabin and laid down on the bed. He was out almost immediately.]

[A few hours later, Leela looked down at the chronograph, Hmm, only a half hour till Earth. Better go get Fry up. She hit the button for the autopilot, then got up and went to wake up Fry.]

[When she entered the cabin, she found that Fry still sound asleep, laying on top of the covers. She walked over to him and began to nudge him gently.]

Leela: Fry, we’re almost to Earth, time to get up.

[Fry stirred, then he slowly opened his eyes, and sat up on the on the bed, leaning against the head board. He stretched, nearly knocking over the lamp that was on the night stand.]

Leela: Fry watch it! you almost knocked that over!

Fry [yawing]: Sorry. What up?

Leela: We’re almost to Earth, so get your stuff together, and go wake up Bender.

Fry: All right.

[He stretched again, then got up off the bed and before leaving the room, he gave Leela a quick kiss on cheek.]

[Fry approached his and Bender’s cabin and opened the door. The robot was still in sleep mode on the top bunk, mutter kill all humans. Fry smiled, and went to shake Bender.]

Fry: Hey Bender, we’re almost home time get up.

[Bender ignored Fry and continued to sleep. Fry then rocked the hammock, and not realizing how much momentum it had, combined with Bender’s weight, caused the robot to fall off the hammock and land on top of Fry, this of course woke him up.]

Bender: What the hell was that?

Fry [moaning]: Uh, Bender, can you get off me please? I think your crushing my ribs.

Bender: Huh? [He looked down to see that he was indeed on top of Fry. He got up off his best friend. He brushed himself off, then turned to look at his shiny metal ass which had a couple of scratches in it.]

Bender: Aw see Fry, look what you did! You know how long its going to me to buffer those out?

Fry: Sorry Bender, could you help me up? [Fry stuck out his arm, and his face showed he was in some pain.]

Bender: Sure I’ll help ya. But it’s going to cost ya. [Bender then made a ‘give me’ motion with his hands.]

[Fry rolled his eyes, then reached around to get his wallet, finding no cash, he similed and looked at he robot.]

Fry: Sorry Bender, but I’ll pay ya later ok?

Bender: Fine meat bag, but your also going to buffer my ass for me.

[Bender then helped Fry off the floor, and Fry put his arms over his chest and moaned in pain. Bender looked at him disapprovingly]

Bender: You humans are so fragile, not like us robots.

Fry: Bender just drop it all right? And I could use a little help.

Bender: All right, I’ll just add this to your bill.

[Fry put one arm around Bender’s ‘neck’ while the other he kept across his chest. His breathing was slightly labored. The two then went down the hall to the bridge.]

[On the bridge Leela was back to piloting, carful to avoid to the heavy traffic around Earth. The planet got larger in the view screen as she got closer. The door opened and she turned to look to see Fry and Bender walk in. One look at Fry told her that he was in some pain. The two then made their way to their respective seats.]

Leela [concerned]: Fry what happened?

Fry: Oh Bender landed on top of me when I woke him up. I think a might have broken a rib or two.

Leela: Oh my god Fry! As soon as we get back I’m taking you to a competent doctor!

Fry: Sounds good Leela.

[The honk of passing hover truck got Leela’s attention back to piloting the ship.]

[Leela+Fry]

Competent doctor LOL Very nice, I think your writing just keeps improving

[Lucorio]

lol! very good vonhammer!

[vonhammer]

Ok here's a big update. Special thanks goes to Marloc Clownface on FMMB (http://futurama-madhouse.com.ar/forum/index.php?action=login2%3bsa=check%3bmember=1073) for Zapp's speech.

[Cut to Planet Express hangar, where the doors are opening and the ship lands. When they walk out, they find the place is nearly deserted, the only sounds coming form the lounge where the TV is. The crew walk out, Leela helping Fry, and Bender dashing out towards the lounge. Leela and Fry follow the robot, albeit a little slowly.]

[When they enter the lounge, they find that Hermes, Amy, and Bender were on the couch, eyes glued to the TV. Zoidberg was also there, sitting on the floor. The Professor was sitting at the table, with his head leaned back and drool running down side.]

Leela: Hey guys, what’s going on?

[Not getting a response, she looked to see what was on the TV. Morbo and Linda were on, she and a picture of Zapp was in the corner. She carried Fry over to the couch, and sat down between Amy and Hermes, and Fry sat on her lap.]
Morbo: Today, the puny human General Zapp Brannigan, is expected to announce his retirement from the DOOP. Without their brilliant general, the DOOP will be no match for when my people invade! [Laughs evilly]

Linda: Hahahaha. Thank you Morbo. We now take you live to the DOOP headquarters, where General Brannigan is expected to make his speech.

[Scene changes to show a podium with several mikes on it. On the wall behind the podium is the DOOP symbol, and on either side rests an Earthican flag on a pole. A few minutes pass by, and then the announcer speaks.]

Announcer: People of the DOOP, I present to you General Zapp Brannigan!

[There’s an applause, and Brannigan walks up to the podium, with Kif by his side. Both were wearing their formal off white uniforms. Brannigan smiled arrogantly and waved to the crowd. A few minutes passed before the applause died down. Brannigan stepped up to the podium.]

Brannigan: My fellow DOOP-icans. There comes a time in everyman’s life where every goal, no matter how loftily set, has been met. Recently, I have come to that realization myself. Every goal that I have set with the DOOP, whether it was enforcing Brannigan’s Law, killing hordes of rampaging kill-bots, or seducing beautiful alien women, and you know who you are, Leela , I have met. Effective immediately, I am resigning my commission with the DOOP. I will enter the private sector and turn my special talents to the problems of society. I will, of course be taking my loyal lieutenant Kif Kroker with me. *looking off camera, “What do you mean I can’t have him? Why the hell isn’t he retiring, too? I’m his whole life, damn it! Without me he’d be lost!* Fine, whatever. I can get a spineless toady anywhere. Where was I? Oh, yes. I resign. *Looking angrily off camera, then back to the front* As my last act, I ask that the DOOP not place Kif Kroker in command of the Nimbus, since he lacks that certain je-ne-sais-quoi that a true leader of men should have. His cowardice is well documented, and should be held against him.

In closing, I’d like to say: Old soldiers never die; they just fade away. And like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away — an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty. Good-bye.(MacArthur quote)

Good night, my fellow DOOP-icans. May you always rest easy under the blanket of freedom that I, the great Zapp Brannigan, carefully created for you.

Oh, and there will be an invitation only party for me this Friday. You know if you’re going to be invited.

[With that, Brannigan, left the podium, Kif following him, as they walked off stage. Another applause erupted form the crowd, then the TV cut back to Linda and Morbo in the studio.]

Linda: Well there you have it folks, Zapp Brannigan is now a civilian

Morbo: Yes, and I expect to get an invitation to that party, or Morbo will destroy you!

Linda: Hahaha. We now return to the All My Circuits marathon already in progress.

[Everyone has a shocked expression on their face, not believing what just happened.]

Bender: Finally we can get back to Calculon!

Leela: It’s about time some one realized what he was doing.

Amy: I feel so happy for Kif, at least now he might get a promotion.

Fry: Uh, Leela weren’t we going to see a doctor?

Leela: Oh right, well lets go then.

Zoidberg: I’m a doctor!

Hermes: Oh really? Den where is dat medical degree dat’s supposed to be in your office?

Zoidberg: I have one, I just lost it in a volcano.

Leela: Bye everyone.

Hermes: Oh and just to let ya know, dis visit isn’t covered by your insurance.

Leela: We’ll manage.

[She then left the lounge, with Fry in a fireman’s carry.]

[Cut to a hospital room at Taco Bellevue, it looks very much like your average hospital room. Fry was sitting on the table, he was wearing a standard hospital gown, while Leela occupied one of two chairs. There was a knock at the door, and a plain-looking doctor walked in with Fry’s chart.]

Doctor: Well Mr. Fry, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you do indeed have a couple of broken ribs, but the good news is that we can get you into surgery immediately, and you’ll be out of here in less than an hour.

Leela: That sounds good, that Hermes wont have to give you sick leave.

Fry: I guess I’ll do it then.

Doctor: Good, since your all ready dressed, just follow me.

[About forty five minutes later, Leela was sitting the waiting room near the OR, waiting for Fry to come out. She was reading one of the magazines that was on the nearby table. She looked up when out of the corner of her eye she saw Fry come out. He looked fine, and was now dressed in his street clothes. She walked over to him, put her arm though his and they walked up to a reception desk occupied a female Neptunian.]

Receptionist: Checking out?

Leela: Yes.

Receptionist: Name of patient?

Fry: Philip J. Fry.

Receptionist: Ok Mr. Fry, who should I send the bill to?

Leela: Bill it to Planet Express Delivery Co.

Receptionist: Thank you.

[The couple then left the hospital.]


The next day

[Scene Planet Express lounge, where Fry, Leela and Bender are sitting watching TV. Fry’s next Bender, while Leela is on the end. Fry has one arm around Leela and the other contains a Slurm. Hermes enters, with one white envelope in his hand.]

Hermes: What do people dink your doin? I don’t pay ya to sit in front of da TV all day! Oh and dis came for ya Leela.

[He hands her the envelope]

Bender: What else are we supposed to do? It’s not like we have a delivery or anything.

Hermes: Well den if dat’s what you people are gona do, den I’m not going to pay for da hours you spend not doin anything!

[The bureaucrat then stormed off to go do some therapeutic filing.]

Fry: So Leela lets see what’s in that letter!

Leela: All right, calm down.

[She tears open the envelope and reads the card inside.]

Leela [reading]: My dearest Leela, you are hereby invited to my retirement party, which will be held this Friday, at Elzar’s, at 6:00PM. You are allowed to bring one(1) guest. Dress is to be formal.

Your lover,
The Zapper

[After reading she rolled her eyes and sighed.]

Fry: Well what is it?

Leela: It’s an initiation to Zapp’s party. And there is no way in hell I’m going.

[Amy then enters, with a happy expression on her face.]

Amy: Hey Leela, did you get an invitation to Zapp’s party?

Leela [Annoyed]: Yea, so?

Amy: Well I’m going since Kif’s going to be there, why don’t you bring Fry with you? You know, to show Zapp the your off the market?

[Leela thought for a moment, then she grinned.]

Leela: That’s not a bad idea, but I doubt Fry’s presence will do anything.

Fry: Hey, if he tries anything, I’ll take of him!

Leela: I appreciate the bravery Fry, but lets remember who’s the one with the black belt in Arcturan Kung-Fu all right?

Fry: Um, you do?
Leela: Yes.

Amy: Since we’re going Leela, how about we go get new dresses?

Leela: Thanks, but no thanks Amy. I don’t need a new one anyway.

Amy: Splugh Leela, your not going to wear something from last season are you?

Leela: Amy, I appreciate the fashion advice but I really don’t need another dress, besides I definitely couldn’t afford one at the places you shop.

Amy: Oh that’s no problem, I’ll buy it. and why we’re at it we can take Fry with us so he can get a suit, or maybe a tux.

[Leela thought for a moment, about Amy’s proposal.]

Leela: All right, but I get to pick out my own dress, I don’t want to give Zapp any ideas.

Fry: How did I get dragged into this?

Leela: Because I want my boyfriend to look his best in front of Zapp.

Fry: Oh, ok.

Amy: Guh, come on then you two!

[Leela and Fry followed her out to her car to go shopping.]

Bender: Oh fine I see how it is, the skin tubes didn’t even thin about asking me, Bender, though. Stupid Humans always concerned about themselves. Well back to Calculon!

[Bender then proceeded to watch TV.]

[A few hours pass, and Bender is still on the couch watching TV. There’s a small collect of beer bottles on the floor next to him. The door bell rings, and he does nothing. It rings two more times.]

Bender: All right, those stupid humans, making me, Bender, do all this work.

[He continued to grumble until he reached the front door. He pressed the button to open it, and the door slid open. Standing in front of the opening were was a human male. One was of medium height, he had an athletic build and short brown hair. He wore a white suit, with a light blue shirt underneath. He also wore a pair of aviator sunglasses. In his right hand was a aluminum briefcase, and above his wrist he wore a black wrist com, it was smaller than Leela’s about the size of a watch.]

Man: Is this Planet Express?

Bender: Yea, what you want meat bag? Make it snappy I’m missing Calculon!

Man: Is their a Philip J. Fry around?

Bender: Yea, he’s out right now. Should be back shortly. Just who the hell are you meat bag?

Man: My name is not important right now, would you mind if I waited for Mr. Fry to return?

Bender: Sure, hope you like All My Circuits.
[Bender led the man inside and up to the lounge. The man sat at the table and took off his sunglasses, and opened his briefcase and took out a laptop computer. And began to do some work on it.]

[About fifteen minutes later Fry, Amy, and Leela walked into the lounge. Fry was carrying the boxes that held their clothes. Leela noticed the new arrival at the table, ignoring Bender.]

Leela: Who are you?

Man: I’m Michael Westin, from the DIA. I need to speak with Mr. Fry. Where is he by the way?

[Fry set the boxes down on the table, before answering]

Fry: Yo that’s me.

Westin: Mr. Fry, I need to speak to you in private.

Leela: If there’s anything’s going in with Fry, I want know to.

Westin: And your reasoning is?

Leela: I’m his girlfriend, and also his captain. We can talk in the ship.

Westin: I suppose that’s all right.

[The three then left the lounge and up to the ship.]

[Leela led Fry and Westin into the hangar and up into the ship. They entered the bridge and Leela and Fry went to sit on the couch. Westin stood in front of the couple. He leaned against the front bulkhead, arms folded across his chest. He wore a very serious look on his face, which was appropriate for the moment.]

Leela: All right just what the hell is going here?

Westin: Mr. Fry, do you recall when you delivered a top-secreat device known as the Intersect yesterday?

Fry: Uhhh, yea

Westin: Did you happen to activate the device in anyway?

[Now both Leela and Westin were giving Fry icy stares, and he began to get nervous, he began to sweat and sqrium in his seat. ]

Fry: Um, yea, but it was making this beeping noise and when i opened all these pictures went by.

[Leela was about ready send Fry into next week, but she restrained herself. Westin was now rubbing his head like he had a headache.]

Westin: Mr. Fry, do you realize what you've done?

Fry: Uh, no. But since then I've been having these strange headaches.

Westin: Mr. Fry, I'm afraid that when you saw those images, the information contained in those images are now retained in your brain. And during that transfer, the information on the Intersect was erased as a security measure.

Leela: So what your saying is that Fry's brain now contains all that data?

Westin: Yes, and it is of great importance that nothing happens to Mr, Fry because if he died, we would also lose
all that data.

Fry[nervous]: You mean that people are trying to kill me?

Westin: Yes, there will be some people that would do anything to get their hands on the Intersect. I was sent here to protect you, and anyone you care about.

Leela: Just what is it that Fry is going to doing?

Westin: He'll be assisting in operations, since he is now the Intersect he'll be able to provide on-site intel on a subject, and of course be my assistant.

Fry [excited]: Cool, so I'll be a spy then? Like James Bond?

Westin: In a way, yes. But this isn't the movies Mr. Fry, and when someone screws up, people die.

Leela: You hear that Fry?

Fry: Yea Leela, I heard.

Leela: Mr. Westin, I would like to accompany you and Fry.

Westin[skeptical]: And what reasoning would you have?

[Leela was about to answer when Fry spoke]

Fry: Well, you see I've known Leela since the day i came to the future, and if it wasn't for her, I would've died along time ago.

[Westin then thought for a moment, about what Fry just said. ]

Westin: Miss Leela, have you had any combat training?

Leela: Not any formal training. But I do have a black belt in Arcturion Kung Fu, and have experience with several weapons.

[Westin again thought for moment, about what to do about this situation.]

Westin: I'll talk to my boss, and see about your request.

[After Westin finished, everyone left the ship and returned to the lounge.]

[Scene change to Mom's office at Mom Corp. Mom is sitting behind her enormous golden desk, she has a cigarette dangling from her mouth, and is working on something. Walt, Larry, and Ignor are standing to the right of the desk. The huge golden doors at the end of the office open, and a man dressed in gray business suit, approached the desk. Mom looked up from what she was doing. ]

Man: I am pleased to inform you that the successful recruitment of Brannigan into our organization, and that our plans are proceeding on schedule. Wernstrom and his team should have the device ready in a few days. Operation Grand Slam is going to be a major success for us, and our spy in DOOP Intelligence reports that they have not yet caught on to our plans.

Mom: Excellent with that idiot Brannigan, no one will suspect a thing.

Walt: Agree mother, soon we will control the entire planet!

[Everyone begins to laugh evilly, and the scene fades out]


[Scene: Robot Arms, Fry and Bender’s apartment. The place looks like its usual mess, Bender is sitting on the couch drinking a beer, while watch his favorite TV show – All My Circuits. It’s all ready Friday, the day of Zapp’s retirement party, so Fry is in his room putting on his new tux.]

Bender: Hey Fry! You gona watch All my Circuits with me. Bender?

Fry [From his room]: Nope, sorry Bender. Leela and I are going to Zapp’s party.

[He exits, and we see that he is wearing a very typical tux, except that there’s shoulder rings.]

Bender: Oh I see how it is, ever since you two stated shooting DNA at each other, you never have time for old Bender.

Fry: I’m sorry Bender, but I just love Leela so much, and I want to spend every moment with her I can.

Bender: So you’d rather spend your free time with Big Boots, than with me, Bender.

Fry: Pretty much, yea. But you’re still my best friend, Bender.

[He looks at his watch and is startled at what time it is.]

Fry: Sorry Bender, but I gotta go get Leela or we’ll be late. Bye

[Fry rushes out the door to the nearest tube]

Bender: Fine, well I guess no one cares about poor old Bender.

[He sulks back in his couch and emits a blench. He continues to watch All My Circuits.

[Later, Fry is standing outside Apartment 1I, waiting for Leela. He knocks on the door. And Leela answers. She is wearing what is essentially a black version of her opera dress.]

Fry: Are you ready?

Leela: Let’s go. I can’t wait to see the look on Zapp’s face when he finds out we’re dating.

Fry: Me neither.

[They link arms and walk down the steps and to the nearest tube.]

[A few minutes later, Fry and Leela arrive at Elzar's Fine Cuisine. They enter the building, and see that the whole place was rented out for the party. The place was filled with both humans and all kinds of aliens. Everyone was elegantly dressed. At the far end of the dining room, a table was set up on a platform. Seated at the center of the table was Zapp, and he was dressed in a velour tux. Several other important people were also seated at the head table, these included Glab, Nixon, Mom, her sons, and the unnamed man from earlier. Along another wall was a buffet table, manned by the restaurant's owner, Elzar. Waiters moved throughout crowd serving champagne to the guests. ]

Fry: Wow there's a million aliens!

Leela: No kidding.

[Leela and Fry faced each other and Leela pulled him close]

Leela: Now Fry, I want you to be on your best behavior, no screw ups.

Fry: Yes ma'am.

Amy: Hey Leela over here!

[Leela turned to look to see who called her name. She saw Amy waving from a table. The couple walked over to join their friend. When they got to the table, they saw that also at the table was Kif, in his dress uniform, Leo and Inez, and much to their surprise, Westin.]

[Fry and Leela sat down.]

Fry: Mr. Westin?

Westin: Fry, can I talk to you in private?

Fry: Uh sure.

[Fry and Westin both get up and leave, they head towards the restrooms.]

Westin: Fry, you need to let me know when you have a flash, especially if its on a specific person.

Fry: Uh, ok, how do i know when i will?

Westin: What will happen is that information about a subject will flash in your brain. Have you had any recently?

Fry: Uh no, not yet.

Westin: Ok, let me know if you do. It is highly important that you give me this information.

Fry: ok, can I go back to eating?

Westin: yes.

[The two then left and returned to the table]

[Leela+Fry]

Yes! Yes! Yes! You are brilliant

[vonhammer]

So heres another update, sorry about the double post.

[On the way back to the table, Fry saw that Zapp had wasted no time in trying to convince Leela that he was the best thing that ever happened to her Fry let out a grin, He's so pathic, hard to believe that I used to do that. He walked up to the table, to find that his seat was occupied by Zapp. ]

Zapp: So Leela, now that I'm a civilian, oh please wont you give me a chance?

Leela: Sorry Zapp, but I already have a wonderful boyfriend.

Zapp: What! You do? Well he cant be better than the Zapper!,

Leela: He is, and he's right behind you.

[Fry taps Zapp on the shoulder, Zapp turns around and nearly falls out of the chair.]

Fry: I believe your in my seat.

Zapp: Your're dating that hairball? Leela how could you! I thought we had something special!

Leela [Now angry]: Zapp, we never had anything! That night was the worst mistake in my life!

Zapp: A very sexy mistake.

[People were now had their attention focused on the conversation between Zapp and Leela. Fry started to look into space, his attention else ware, that is until the glint of something shiny caught his wandering eyes. He looked in the direction of glint and saw that it came from the ring on unnamed man sitting next to Mom. It was now that Fry had his first ever 'flash'.]

[Fry stared off into space as information about the person he was looking at flashed in his head.]

Leela: Fry? Fry? Are you ok?

[She began to shake him slightly.]

Fry: Huh? What?

Leela: You were staring off into space again.

Fry: Oh sorry. I'll be back, I gotta go to the bathroom.

[Fry got up and left the table.]

[In the bathroom, Fry was leaning over the sink, splashing water in his face, when the door opened and Westin walked in. Fry turned and looked to see who it was. He let sigh of relief. ]

Fry: I had one of those thingies, you mentioned earlier.

Westin: A flash?

Fry: Yea, one of those. It happened when I looked at that guy who was with Mom.

Westin: Who is he?

Fry: Uh, a Dr. Cain Dawkins, he's a member of some group called SPECTER.

[Westin thought for a moment about this new information]

Westin: All right, thanks, you can go back to the party now.

Fry: All right.

[Fry left to go back at to the table. when he arrived he found a very pissed off Leela. She was standing with her hands on her hips, and a very angry look on her face. Fry nervously approached Leela.]

Fry: Uh, what's wrong honey?

Leela: Fry, we're leaving. I'm fed up with this party.

[Fry looked past Leela and noticed the unconscious heap that was Zapp Brannigan on the floor.]

Fry: uh, all right.

[Leela grabbed Fry's arm, and she stormed out of the restaurant, Fry barely able to keep pace.]

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[Fry and Leela ended up back at Apt. 1I, Leela was on the couch with Fry sitting next to her, his arm around her shoulder. Her anger had since subsided, and now she was gently crying on Fry's shoulder. Fry just sat their and comforted her.]

Leela: Zapp just wont stop, I don't know what else to do. Even when I hurt him, he takes pleasure in it!

Fry: Leela, what if you told him you're a mutant?

[Leela sat up and looked at Fry with a skeptical look.]

Leela: Fry, do you realize what would happen? I mean although he's no longer part of the DOOP, I'm sure he'll have the power to influence certain people. And then they would arrest me and send me back to the sewers, and I can say good by to my life here, and with you.

Fry: Oh, well it was just an idea. How about we forget about this and watch a movie or something?

[Leela again looked at Fry, with a slightly sinister look in her eye. She got up off the couch, and let her hair down. She reached out and pulled Fry up off the couch.]

Leela: Fry, I got a better idea, lets go to the bedroom.

Fry [confused]: Why are you tired?

[Leela sighed, and just pulled him into the bedroom.]

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[That morning, the couple where laying in bed, and sound asleep. Nibbler was curled up at the end bed, also sleeping. The peaceful scene was interrupted when Leela's wrist com, which was sitting on the nightstand started beeping. The cyclops stirred, and slowly opened her eye, and looked at the caller ID, which showed it was Planet Express calling. What the hell does he want now? It's a freakin Saturday! Leela regrettably reached for her wrist com and answered.]

Leela [annoyed]: What? This better be good, for waking me up on Saturday.

Hermes: You better get down her woman cuz da professor has a very important announcement to make! And if you don't show, I'm dockin' ya pay! Oh and dont forget to bring Fry and da robot.

[Hermes hung up before Leela could argue. She looked at the time and saw that it was nearly 7:00AM. Because of the recent activity, Fry also began to stir. Leela sat up in bed, her back against the head board. She looked down at Fry, and began to wake him up by shaking him. He began to moan.]

Fry: Just five more minutes.

Leela: Come on Fry, wake up. We gotta go into work.

[Fry groaned again, and proceeded to pull the covers over his head. Leela then had thought, and got out of bed, revealing that she was wearing a pink nightie. The recent activity had caused Nibbler to go from the bed to his bed on the floor. Leela playfully pulled the covers off the bed causing Fry, who was in his underpants, to get cold all of the sudden. This of course wake woke Fry up.]

Fry: Uh, what was that for?

Leela: Come on, we have to go into the office to day.

Fry: Do we have to?

Leela: Yes, so get up, and get in the shower.

Fry: Oh, all right. Are you going to be there?

Leela: Yes, so lets get ready before Hermes starts docking our pay.

[The couple then went about getting ready, and about a half hour later, they were sitting at the small wooden table in Leela's kitchen. They were both eating a bowl of Admiral Crunch, and Nibbler had just finished his breakfast of Kibbles N' Snouts. They finished their breakfast, and put the bowls in the sink.]

Leela: Fry, why don't you call over to Bender's and tell him to come to work.

Fry: Ok, but i dont think that he'll be happy.

[Fry went over to the vid phone console and dialed the number to Robot Arms. While he was doing this, Leela put Nibblers leash on, then put on her green jacket. After a few rings, the face of a very annoyed Bender appeared on the screen.]

Bender: This better be good skin tube, or someones pending for a bending.

Fry: Hey Bender, Hermes called and the professor wants us to come in.

Bender: Well tell that meat bag that Bender's got other plans, like para sailing with movie stars. Say why didn't you come home last night?

Fry: Sure Bender, but it was late, and I didn't want to wake up.

Bender: Oh I see, you and big boots shot DNA each other didn't you?

Leela: Fry ,let's go, we'll be late.

Bender: Looks like she's already got you whipped!

[Bender laughed and ended the call before Fry could respond to his comment.]

Leela: Lets go Fry.

[Leela grabbed Fry's arm and dragged him out the door, whlie trying to hold on to Nibbler, who was tugging very hard t his leash.]

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[Scene: Planet Express conference room. The only people there are Zoidberg, Amy, Fry, and Leela. Amy is sleeping, since she wasn't planning on coming in on a Saturday ,while Zoidberg also was sleeping.. Fry and Leela also were tried and had their heads down on the table.]

[A short while later Farnsworth enters on his hover recliner, with Hermes and Westin on either side. ]

Farnsworth: Good news everyone!

[No one responds, all that's herd is snoring. He leans over to Hermes to ask something. Hermes leaves then returns with a megaphone, he hands it to the Professor.]

Farnsworth [into megaphone]: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

[This of course wakes everyone up. The sudden noise causes Amy to fall off her chair. Everyone else sits up in their chairs, stretching and yawning.]

Leela: Was that really necessary?

Fry: Yea, I was having a great dream, although I can't remember what it was. [Scratches head]

Professor: Oh my yes, since you didn't wake up earlier.

Amy: Spluh! Why do we have to work today?

Zoidberg: Yes today I was hoping to go through the dumpster at Elzar's hoping to get some left overs. But then I was told by my good friend Hermes that their was a meeting today so I showed up to be with my coworkers.

Hermes: Shut up ya stikin crab, I never said anythin to ya. So ya got no business here! So leave before I decide to take my overtime outa ya pay!

[Zoidberg whoops and scuttles to the exit.]

Leela: What about our overtime?

Hermes [laughing]: Silly women, you thought you were gona get overtime?!

Leela [annoyed]: Listen here, rasta mon. Either we get some kind of compensation, or else you can file the forms for medical leave.

Hermes: All right, I'll just take it outa Zoidbergs pay. Now to the announcement, Professor?

[Hermes turns to the Professor, who is sleeping, and some drool is coming out of his mouth. Hermes wakes the Professor by shaking him gently. The Professor wakes up, confused.]

Farnsworth: Eh Whaaa? Where am I? Who are you people? [Hermes wisphers the details in the professor's ear.]

Farnsworth: Oh my yes now I remember, good news everyone!

Leela: Tell us already!

Farnsworth: I've been invited to attend the Academy of Science's annual symposium. And this year I'll be sure to beat that Wernnnstrommm this year.

Fry: I love symposiums.

Leela: That's nice professor, what are you presenting?

Farnsworth: Well this year I as going to build some sort of death clock, but then I came across something quite interesting about Fry. Apparently Fry's brain lacks the Delta Brain wave, which would account for his stupidity.

Fry: Wait, what does that mean?

Farnsworth: It means that its a miracle that you're able to survive at all, and if I can prove that a human can function semi-normally, I'll be sure to win the prize!

[Everyone is starring dumb founded at the professor while he laughs manically.]

[As the Professor laughs, no one notices Nibbler ride in on a guinea pig, which he promptly eats after word.]

Nibbler: Stop! Do you have any idea what it would mean if the secret of Fry’s brain were to be reviled?

Leela [Shocked]: Nibbler you can talk?!

Nibbler: I can do more much more than talk. That is not important.

Farnsworth: Just what are you saying, I cant show up Wernnnstrommm by showing off my dimwitted uncle?

[Nibbler activates the projector in the center of the table, an holograph of a Brainspawn appeared.]

Farnsworth: What the hell is that? It looks like giant brain.

Nibbler: Indeed it is. For you see just seconds after the Big Bang, our civilization was created. Shortly after , the Brainspawn entered existence. Many battles were fought between Nibblionans and Brainspawn, both sides suffered heavily. We thought it was hopeless to continue fighting the Brainspawn. But then our sages foresaw the coming of The Mighty One, the only being that would be able to resist the effects of the Brainspawns stupidifcation ray. That person was of course Fry, but our sages also saw that his coming would be much to soon before the next Brainspawn offensive. Due to the limitations of the human body, Fry had to be frozen. Up until a few months ago, the Brainspawn were always a threat to universe. What happened was that because of his lack of the delta brain wave, Fry was able to infiltrate the Info sphere, and using a quantum interface bomb, was able to imprison the Brainspawn into a fourth dimension. If the secrete of the Fry brain should be reviled, his could have disastrous consequences.

[Nibbler stops and looks at his audience, who are all shocked at his explanation, the eerie silence was interrupted by the snoring of the Professor, who was neaping.]

Fry: So does that make me the most important person in the Universe?

Nibbler: Yes, it does.

Westin: And also you are an high priory intelligence asset also.

Hermes: Sweet cow of Moscow! You realize how much paper work I've gotta do now!? I'll have forms to fill out till tomorrows! And will somebody please wake up da professor?

Fry: Sorry Hermes. I didn't want to give you extra work.

Hermes: Don't worry bout it mon, I'm a bureaucrat, I love paper work. In fact I'm so happy dat I might just get dat overtime ya wanted.

Fry: Gee thanks Hermes.

[Simultaneously Amy was gently nudging the Professor, trying to get him to wake up, and being careful not to accidentally break one of the Professor's brittle bones.]

[Farnsworth wakes up suddenly, causing Amy to fall off her chair.]

Amy [Falling]: Glah!

Farnsworth: Ehh Whaa? Who are you people? Where am I?

[Amy gets up and sits back down, brushing dust off her pink track suit. She continually mutters Chinese curses]

[Hermes again tells the Professor what's going on.]

Farnsworth [adjusts glasses]: So what you're saying is that I can't use Fry's brain as my entry?


Nibbler: Yes, I'm afraid I cant let that happen. If the make-up of the Fry Brain were to be cut-up and examined, the Universe would be doomed!

Fry: eek! You mean they would want take my brain out of my head?

Farnsworth: Oh my yes, why that's the only way we'd be able examine it.

Leela: Professor, cant you present some other invention, instead of Fry?

Westin: Remember also that Fry's brain also contains countless top-secrete documents, and without a new Intersect ready, if Fry dies, then all those documents would also be loss. Fry's life is a matter of universal security.

Farnsworth: Perhaps I could invent some sort of death-clock.

[Hermes leaves, to go to his office and get a start on all that glorious paper work.]

Fry: Hey I'm having one those headaches with pictures again!

Leela: you mean an idea?

Fry: Yea that! Professor, why don't you present the What-If Machine?

Farnsworth: That thing? It isn't worth the gold it's made out of.

Leela: Well what about the box that contains the universe?

Farnsworth: Hmm, that might put those young whippersnappers into their place.

Fry: So do we still have to go?

Farnsworth: Oh my yes, it will just be like the last symposium, except this time I'll be sure to win and get back at that Wernnnstrommm. Since I can't see any reason in keeping you here, you're free to go.

[He makes a shooing motion with his hands. Everyone leaves the building and goes to back to their respective dwellings.]


[Cut to a unknown room. There are chairs arranged in a semi-circle around a platform which is partially covered by a opaque blind. The room's occupants included the Don Bot, his to associates, Joey Mousepad and Clamps; Brannigan, Dawkins, and the rings leader Mom. who was sitting behind the opaque curtain, but one could tell who it was because of the silhouette.]

Mom: All right you bastards, hows our plan coming?

Dawkins: Everything is going as planned. Tonight at the Academy of Science Symposium, the Don Bot and his associates will cause a distraction during which our bargaining chip will be acquired.

Mom: Excellent, just what the hell is this bargaining chip?

Dawkins: After chatting with Prof. Wernstrom, it appears that a Prof. Farnsworth created a box containing our own Universe. A most excellent choice indeed.

Brannigan: A box containing an entire universe? Impossible. Although wouldn't that mean there'd be another Leela?

Mom: Shut it you idiot! I don't care about how can't get one-eyed freak in bed with you. Now how do plan getting a hold of this box?

Don Bot: You see what will happen is that Clamps here will cut the power to the building, and in the confusion, Mr. Brannigan will grab the box. It will be timed when Professor Farnsworth is giving his presentation.

Clamps: Yea and if anyone gets in our way they'll get the clamps! [Opens and closes clamps repeatedly.]

[scene fades out. ]

[vonhammer]

[Enter Fry and Bender's apartment. The two are sitting on the couch, watching TV. Bender's smoking a cigar and drinking a bottle of Old Fontrane. Fry is drinking a Slurm.]

Bender: So what did that old meat bag want?

Fry: Oh just to tell us that tonights another one of symposium thingies and he wants us to go.

Bender: Oh sounds boring. You aren't actually gonna go are you?

Fry: Yea I am, he is my nephew and all. Besides, he's presenting that box that contains the entire universe. He might actually win.

Bender: After checking my memory, they did have an excellent wine list. Besides no event is complete without ol' Bender.

[The video phone rings, Fry gets up to answer it, and Leela's face appears on the sreen.]

Leela: Fry are you ready yet?

Fry: Uhhhh no. Should I?

Leela: Yes! You've got one hour till I get there.

[The screen goes blank, Fry turns to head to his bedroom. To get ready.]

[Cut to later that evening, where the everyone is at the Academy of Science building, it looks the same as from 'A Big Piece of Garbage.' Everyone, except the Professor, who's wearing his usual attire, is in semi-formal dress. Leela and Amy both are wearing black dresses, except the only difference is that Amy's shows a little more cleavage than Leela's. Fry had on a navy blue turtle neck, with a tan sport coat. Bender only has a magnetic bow tie and a top hat balancing on his antenna. A waiter approached the table and handed Bender the wine list.]

Bender: I'll have the '71 Hobos Delight, the '58 Chateu Parte, and the '68 Thunder Chevitz.

Waiter: Exquisite choices sir.

Bender: And mix them all together in a big tub.

[The waiter nods and leaves.]

[Time lapse, Ron Poplie head-in-a-jar is on stage, he mc for the event. Wernstrom is on stage, he had just finished giving his presentation, a device that looks very much like the What-If Machine.]

Poplie: Thank you Professor Wernstrom and next up is our oldest-living member, Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

[A spot light shines on the Professor, who's sleeping. Wernstrom walks by with a sinister grin on his face.]

Wernstrom: Hey prune face, its you're turn to be humiliated again!

[Farnsworth awakes to see Wernstrom grinning.]

Farnsworth: Wernnnstrommm, this time I'll be sure to put you young whippersnappers in your place!

Wernstrom: Oh really? With what another death clock?

Farnsworth: Oh my no. You'll have to see.

[Wernstrom walks away, and Farnsworth gets the Parabox and walks up to the stage. He sets the box on a stool.]

Farnsworth: Now for sometime there has always been the question of is there some sort of parallel universe? Well I have proved that there is, and it was contained in this very box. But after travailing to that universe, the me f that of that universe and myself concluded that travel through multiple universes is dangerous, and so after returning to our universe, we each grabbed an edge of the box in each other's universe and pulled, thus causing our entire universe to be contained in this very box.

[At that moment the power was cut to the building, causing the room to go dark. Panic ensued, with all present started screaming. Meanwhile, a certain robot sensed opportunity.]

Bender [thinking]: Hmm, a dark and crowded room? What more could I, Bender ask for?

[In the chaos, Bender gives into his kleptomaniac urges and began the art of pickpocketing. ]

[Leela was really the only one not freaking out. She was drinking a glass of domestic, non-vintage champagne, when she felt something poke her arm.]

Leela: Huh? Fry was that you?

[She begins to feel woozy then falls on the ground. She is picked up by a pair of velour gloves. Her lifeless body is picked up and slung unceremoniously over the figures shoulders. She is carried out of the building and placed in a waiting hover car, along with the Parabox.]

[A short while later, the lights come back on. Bender quickly puts a cloth bag marked 'swag' into his chest compartment. On stage, the Professor is standing with head down, snoring. He doesn't realize that the box is missing. At the table, Fry frantically looks around trying to locate Leela. He looks at Bender who is walking back towards the table.]

Fry [Shouting]: Hey Bender! Have you seen Leela?!

Bender: Nope, not my problem meat bag.

[Farnsworth suddenly wakes up and looks confused.]

Farnsworth: Eh whaaa? Where am I?

Poplie: Your at the Academy of Science Symposium, you were presenting your Parabox.

Farnsworth: I remember now damn it!

[He looks over to where he set the box. His face goes from senile o shocked.]

Farnsworth: Sweet zombie Jesus! The Parabox is gone!

[The crowd gasps in shock.]

Farnsworth: If that box falls into the wrong hands the Universe is doomed! Oh my yes. I just wish I would've thought of that before. [The crowd then begins to talk amongst themselves, while Farnsworth shuffles off stage.]

Poplie: Well that;s all folks we'll see you next year, unless the Universe is destroyed by then.

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[Early the next morning, Hermes is walking into Planet Express. He's humming a Jamaican tune, and anxious to get started on the days paperwork. After walking into the front door, Hermes notices a plain white envelope in the overnight bin. He picks it up and looks at who its addressed to. He is surprised to see that its addressed to Fry. He walks into the lounge and sets it on the coffee table, then made his way to his office. ]

[Time lapse, a few hours later Fry and Bender are walking into work. Once inside, they immediately went to the lounge and sat on the couch and turned on the TV. Fry notices the letter on the table, and reaches to pick it up. He opens it up, and a letter fell out.]

Bender: Hey meat bag, whats that?

Fry: Some kind of letter.

[Fry unfolds the letter and begins to read it out load.]

Fry: To Mr. Philip J. Fry. The fate of the Universe rests in your hands. We are in control of the Parabox, and we also have one Turanga Leela. If you want either of these back, you must give us all of the secretes that are in your head. We would also demand that you give us $10 million in small, unmarked bills. You will be contacted again with further instructions.

Bender: Sounds to me like extortion buddy. Well good luck finding Big Boots.

[Hermes enters the lounge, and sees the two on the couch.]

Hermes: So mon, what did dat letter say?

Fry[upset]: They got Leela, and the Parabox. They want me and $10 million in exchange.

Hermes: Sweet bongo of the Congo! We cant afford dat! Well I better get started on fillin out da want ads again.

[Fry slams the paper down on the coffee table, and angrily gets up, his anger showing.]

Fry [angry]: Listen Hermes, I'll get Leela back, and the Parabox. If you want, you might as well put an ad in for delivery boy.

[Westin enters, carrying his briefcase. He carefully avoids Fry and Hermes, and sits down at the table. He looks at the two taps Fry on the shoulder. Fry turns around, the anger still in his eyes.]

Fry [annoyed]: What?

Westin: Have you found out who sent that letter?

Fry: No. Why?

Westin: Look at it again.

[Fry does so, and he flashes on an image embedded in the paper.]

Fry: It was SPECTER. Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Extortion , and Revenge.

Bender: Sounds like my kind of origination. I really like the extortion part. [He blows a puff smoke carelessly in everyones face]

Westin: Interesting. Anything else? Like where their headquarters is?

Fry: Uh, I think it was somewhere here on Earth. On some island called Goldeneye. That's it. They got Leela and the Parabox. They want me and $10 million.

Westin: Well this certainly is an interesting development. We'll have to come up with a plan.

Bender: Well if it involves breaking and entering or killing humans, don't forget old Bender.

Fry: Sure Bender.

[Time lapse, a few hours pass and Westin, Fry, and Bender are at the conference table going over the plan of attack.]

Fry: So I'm going to have to do this mostly by myself?

Westin: Yes. Bender and I will stay behind and monitor things from the ship.

Bender: You mean that I, Bender aren't going to get to participate in this mission?

Westin: Bender your role will be to help Fry get into the facility.

Bender: Ah so I do get in on the action. Although my services do require a small fee. I'm not doing this out of charity you know.

[Westin glances at Fry, looking for an explanation, Fry just shrugs his shoulders.]

Fry: So when do we start?

Westin: As soon as possible.

Fry: Well I'm ready lets go!

[Fry leaves the table and runs down to the ship. Westin packs his stuff and follows as does Bender.]

[Cut to the ship, where Fry is in the captain's chair and is starring blankly at the controls. Ok brain, show me how to fly the ship. Please don't fail me now! Bender enters along with Westin.]

Bender: Hey skin tube you get thing moving yet?

Fry: Working on it Bender.

[Fry then grips the wheel and he flashes on how to fly the ship. He pushes the necessary buttons and the ship tilts up, and the hangar doors slide open. Fry puts his hand on the shifter, and grinding sound is herd. The ship then blasts off into the clear blue sky.]

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[The ship is about to land, when the video phone screen lights up, and an angry Professor Farnsworth appeared. ]

Farnsworth: Fry just what the hell are you doing with my ship?!

[Fry puts the ship on hover and gets up to talk to his nephew.]

Fry: I'm rescuing Leela and getting back that box thingy.

Farnsworth: Oh I see, Well listen here if you don't come back immediately your all fired! .

[The conversation ends, and the screen goes blank. Fry sighs and goes back to the controls and lands the ship on an tropical island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.
The island is covered with tropical vegetation, and in the middle was a dead volcano. Cut to the cargo bay where Fry is busy suiting up for the mission while Westin and Bender look on. Fry is dressed in jungle camo, he wore a vest with several web pockets. The pockets were filled with an assortment of weapons and other gear. Fry even had put on face paint, and also wore a booine essentially looked like a Special Forces warrior in jungle fatigues. He also was wearing a wrist-computer similar to Leela's. On a sling slung over his back was a LM16 (basically a M16 modified to fire lasers instead of bullets). On a holster he wore a Desert Eagle.]

Fry: Ok I'm ready to go kick some ass. You ready Bender?

Bender: I'm always ready to kill some humans.

[The two then high-five each other.]

Westin: All right, listen up. Fry I have uploaded the plans of the complex into that wrist computer, and the mission is straight forward. Rescue Leela and get back the Parabox. Bender should be able to hack any security systems. Once you have completed the objectives, meet back here. Any questions?

[Fry shook his no]

Bender: What do get as reward?

Westin: We'll discuss that on your return. Good luck you two.

[Westin then pressed the button that lowered the cargo ramp, and Fry and Bender slowly descended out of view.]

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[On the ground, Fry and Bender stepped off the platform and it retracted back into the ship. Fry and Bender stood there, looking around the clearing. Bender's head swiveled around, his sensors looking for any unfriendlys.]

Fry: See anything Bender?

Bender: Nothin skin tube. Just remember I charge by the hour.

[Fry heard the ear piece he was wearing begin crackle.]

Westin [Over ear piece]: Ok Fry its time to get this show on the road. Stop day dreaming and get moving. The facility is a couple of miles North, there should be a dirt access road beyond that clearing.

Fry: Got it. Lets move Bender.

[Fry and Bender then walk towards he edge of the clearing. The two then enter the woods and proceeded towards the access road.]

[Time lapse, Fry and Bender make it to the road, and Fry stops Bender by putting his arm out in front of the robot. The two then see a hover truck go by.

Fry [whispering]: Ok we're at the road. A hover truck just passed us. What do we do now?

Westin: Ok, follow in the direction of the truck. That should lead you in. Once your inside, I wont be able to help, so good luck.

Fry: Ok thanks.

Bender: What now skin tube?

Fry: We follow that truck.

[Fry and Bender then continued in the direction of he truck, staying in the woods next to the road.]

[Time lapse. Fry and Bender continue down the road. They approach the entrance, Fry stops as does Bender. Fry removes Bender's eye visor to use as binoculars. He looks through them. He sees there is a guard shack, with four guards posted. Across the road was a laser barrier.]

Bender: You done with my eyes yet meat bag?

Fry: Almost Bender.

[Fry then looks around and spots a vent shaft a few yards away to his left. He returned Benders eyes, and Bender fixes them back into place.]

Bender: Thanks meat bag. I'll just add that to your bill. So how are we going to get in this joint?

Fry: I spotted what looked like a vent shaft. That will be our way in.

Bender: Your kidding right?

Fry: Nope, unless you want to try your luck with the guards.

Bender: All right, but when will get to kill humans?

Fry: Soon enough.

[The two then made their way over to the vent shaft.]


[Time lapse. Fry and Bender are standing in front of the shaft, which is a square tube about six feet across. It sticks out of the ground by about four feet and the top is covered with a metal grate. Fry looks down the shaft to see a ladder leading down. He looks over to Bender, who is standing idly smoking a Zuban cigar.]

Bender: What do you want skin tube?

Fry: Can you bend these bars?

Bender: Of course I can! I’m a bending unit remember?

Fry: Sure, just do it.

[Bender walks over to the top of the shaft and bends the bars creating a man-size hole in them. Fry gets up and starts to climb down the ladder. He looks up to see Bender following. A short time passes then Fry reaches the bottom of the ladder, he finds himself in another vent shaft. He ducks down and crawls forward. He glances at his wrist thingy, which has a map display on it showing two dots, one him and the other Leela. He could see that he was getting closer to the dot that was Leela. The two continue along the air duct, but Fry stops suddenly, causing Bender to run into him.]

Bender: Hey watch it meat bag! I almost got my antenna stuck in your ass!

Fry: Bender quiet! There could be some guards underneath that could possibly hear us.

Bender: Fine, just give me a little warning next time.

[Fry looks out a vent, and sees that they are inside the complex. They are only the atrium though, which appears to be empty. Fry continues moving down the air duct.]

[Time lapse. Fry and Bender are still crawling in the air ducts. Fry looks down at the map and sees that his and Leela’s dots are nearly on top of each other. Fry looks around to see a grate is below him. What he sees is a plain concrete hallway, and no threats directly below. He pushes the grate open and jumps down, Bender follows.]

[After they exit the grate, Fry looks around and notices that they’re at three-way intersection. He looks over to the wall in front of him and sees a sign saying ‘Holding Cells’ and its pointing to the left. Fry heads down the hallway with Bender following behind. They were careful to avoid any security cameras, and other security measures. After few minutes they come upon a door marked ‘Holding’. There’s a console with a keyboard and retina scan device next to it.]

Fry: Hey Bender, you want to get this door opened?

Bender: Fine, just remember that it was me, Bender, that got you in.

[Bender then takes a cord from his chest cabinet and plugs it into a socket on the console. A few seconds later, a green light flashes on the screen and the door opens, reveling two guards standing near the cell block. They attempt to draw their weapons, but Fry pulls out his Desert Eagle and put two .50 cal slugs into each of them, sending their body’s flying backwards.]

Fry: Bender stay here and make sure no one else comes this way!

Bender: You got it skin tube. [He pulls a mini gun out if his chest compartment. Fry runs down the hall, passing the two dead guards. He comes up to row of prison cells, with force fields over their entrances. The first one he comes to he sees Leela. She’s nervously stroking her pony tail, her clothes are ripped in several places, and she smelled too. She looked confused at the man standing on the opposite side of the force field.]

Leela [nervous]: Who are you?

Fry: It’s me Leela, Fry. [He pulls off his boonie hat, reveling his red hair and hair horns. Leela starts to regain herself and approaches the field.]

Leela: But how did you find me? And how did you get here. You didn’t fly the ship again did you?

Fry: Intersect in head remember? Now how do I turn this thing off? We need to hurry, Bender’s charging by the hour.

Leela [Turning serious]: You mean Bender’s here to?

Fry: Yea, now tell me how turn this thing off.

Leela: The main power switch for the force fields is at the end of the hall.
[Fry looks down and sees a switch at the end of the hallway. Its encased in safety glass and so Fry again unloads another round into the switch, causing the force fields to be deactivated.]

Fry: Here Leela take this! [Fry throws her a laser rifle from one of the weapons racks, which she caught.]

Leela: Thanks!

[The two meet up with Bender, who is firing his mini gun at some guards. There is a pile of dead bodies a few feet in front of Bender, and he’s standing in a knee-high pile of spent bullets.]

Bender: Hehe, that was fun. Let’s cheese it!

Fry: Bender wait! We have to get the Parabox!

Bender: So? You and big boots can do that. My mission here is done.

[Bender then ran towards the exit, leaving Fry and Leela to get the box themselves.]

Fry: Ok Leela, you know where the Parabox is?

Leela: I think I heard it being in the secure vault. But I don’t have any idea where it is.

[Fry looks down at his map display, and finds that the vault Leela mentioned is two levels below them.]

Fry: It’s on sub-basement B, two floors down. And there’s an elevator at the end of this hallway.

Leela: Well then lets get moving Fry.

[She then proceeds down the hallway, stepping over numerous dead bodies. Fry follows her.]

[They reach the elevator, only to find that in order to activate it they need a valid hand hand print. All around them alarms are going off, and red lights flashing.]

Fry: Uh-oh it looks like we need a hand print. Got any ideas Leela?

Leela: Yea, I'll need your help.

Fry: Ok.

[They go over to one of the dead guards and drag his body over to the console, and then placed his hand on the scanner. A green light flashed on the screen and the doors opened. They left the body where it lies, and entered the elevator. Once in the elevator, Fry looked at the console and pressed the button. The doors closed and the elevator descended. As the elevator moved, typical elevator music played in the background. The ride lasted a few minutes, once the elevator stopped and the doors opened, they found they were facing the business end of seeral dozen laser rifles.]

Fry:We're boned

Leela: Yup.

[The outline of the figure of one Zapp Brannigan approached them. He was again in a plain gray velour suit.]

Zapp: Well well if it isn't the lovely Leela. You thought you could escape the Zapper? Ha!
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Leela: HIYA! [She goes into a flying roundhouse kick, her boot contacting with Zapp's face. He stumbled backwards clenching the side of his face.]

Zapp: Leela! Only you could make a kick like that make me feel happy.

[One of the guards managed to catch Zapp and brace him for a few seconds before they both collapsed to the floor, The guard unable to hold up the mass of Brannigan. Immediately both Fry and Leela heard the sounds of dozens of laser rifles charging up.]

Leela[shouting at Zapp]: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ANTICS ZAPP BRANNIGAN! YOUR'RE A PATHIC LOSER! I'VE NEVER HAD ANY FEELINGS FOR YOU EVER! THAT ONE NIGHT WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!

Zapp: A very sexy mistake!

Leela [still shouting]: AHHH! [She then goes to town on Zapp, punching and kicking him in various places. Both Fry and the guards looked on in amazement as the purple-haired cyclops beat Zapp to a pulp.]

[After about five minutes of relentless punching and kicking, Zapp's motionless lay on the floor, his face now swollen , as are other parts of his body. Blood was dripping out of his nose at an quick rate. Leela by now was panting from the intense beating she just rendered.]

Leela: That feels better.

Fry: Uh Leela, remember the many guns pointing at us?

Leela: What was that Fry?

Fry: Look forward

[Leela then looks ahead of her to see that they are indeed still facing the business end of several dozen laser rifles. She also notices that there is another figure walking through crowd. As it gets closer, Leela sees that the figure is that of Walt, Mom's oldest son.]

[As Walt moves forward, the guards step aside allowing him clear passage. Once at the front, he looks down at the mangled heap that's Zapp Brannigan. He shakes his head in disapproval.]

Walt: Tsk tsk. I had a feeling that this would happen. Mother will not be happy to hear about this.

[Walt heard a clicking sound, and when he looked up he found that he was looking down the barrel of Fry's Desert Eagle, a .50 cal round already chambered.]

Fry: Listen hear scumbag, you'll take us to that vault. I wont hesitate to pull the trigger.

Walt: Please your empty threats mean nothing. Guards, arrest them. Take them to Mother. I'm sure she'll be pleased to know who managed to infiltrate this complex.

[One of the guards then brings up a stunner and shoots them both, their bodies collapsing to the floor.]

Walt: Take the prisoners to Mr. Dawkins. As for Brannigan, take him to the med bay.

[The guards do as they are told, hand cuffs are placed on Fry and Leela, and four guards hauled them to their location. It took double that to move Brannigan.]

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[Time lapse, fade in to see that both Fry and Leela are bound to plain wood chairs, they are in a room that looks like what you would find in a concrete bunker. In front of them sits a ordinary wood desk with a chair behind it. The room is lit by a single bare bulb. Fry starts to stir and slowly picks his head up and as his vision clears, he turns his head to see Leela next to him, still unconscious. Where am I? Why am I tied up? Is Leela all right? His thoughts were interrupted when he heard the sound of a door opening behind him. He attempted to turn his head to see who it was, but he failed. Dawkins enters, he is wearing a black suit and tie and carrying a black leather briefcase. He places the briefcase on the table and sits down in the chair.]

Fry: What did you to Leela?!

Dawkins: She'll be fine. What I want is in your head.

Fry: Huh? What do you mean?

Dawkins: Why the Intersect of course.

[He opens the briefcase and pulls out Fry's Desert Eagle, and a small laptop along with a brain-scan device. He also pulls out a vial of a clear liquid and a needle.]

Dawkins: Mr. Fry, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Its your choice.

Fry: Well I'm not doing either. Just wait someone will be here to rescue us.

Dawkins: Oh please. You really think that you're going to get rescued? Ha!

[At that moment, a couple of thuds could be heard outside the steel door. The door opened and much to both Fry's and Dawkins surprise, it was one Bender Bending Rodriguez, standing smoking a Zuban cigar, with a Tommy Gun in one hand and a bottle of Old Fontrane in the other. He guzzled the beer, then leveled the tommy gun at Dawkins whose face was now filled with fear. Bender took a drag on his cigar.]

Bender: Hey skin tube, say hello to my little friend! [He then pulls the trigger, and dozens of bullets spray out of the barrel, passing through Dawkins chest and impacting the concrete wall behind him. To get out of the way, Fry first pushed Leela's chair to the floor, then his chair fell.]

Bender: Hehe that was fun. I always wanted to say that.[The lifeless body of Dawkins slid down the wall, leaving a bloody streak.]

Fry: Uh a little help here Bender?

Bender: Oh sure thing meat bag.

[Bender then goes over to Fry and unties him, then Fry goes over to untie Leela. Fry grabs his pistol and holsters it. He then picks up the still unconscious Leela and carries her over his shoulder. ]

Fry: All right Bender lets get outa here. Did you get the Parabox?

[Fry looks around the room, and finds Bender looting Dawkins dead body.]

Bender: Yup sure [He opens his chest compartment to show that he does indeed have it.] lets go organ sack, you owe me, Bender, for this you know.

Fry: Just add it to my bill.

Bender: No problem buddy, just remember I expect immediate payment when we get home.

Fry: Fine. Lets go.

Bender: You got it.

[The two then exit the room, both of them firing they're weapons at the on coming guards.]

[Leela+Fry]

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Ask and ye shall receive.

They reached the main exit, and they nearly home-free, when Fry suddenly stopped running. He was breathing very heavy, and sweat was pouring down his face, the face paint running down his face. He set Leela down against a wall. He looked up and saw Bender was busy looting various dead bodies of the guards.]

Fry: Hey Bender can you take Leela back to the ship?

Bender: Ok I'll just add it to your bill. You owe me, Bender, for this Fry.

Fry: Thanks buddy. I got some unfinished business to take care of.

Bender: Sure whatever buddy.

[Bender picked up Leela and then carried her out the exit.
Much to the robot's surprise, the PE ship landed in front of him. He dashed up the steps and into the bridge where he found Westin piloting. Westin glanced at Bender, confused as to why the robot was carrying Leela and where was Fry.]

Bender: I'm back baby! [ Takes a drag on his cigar]

Westin: Where's Fry?

Bender: The meat bag said he had unfinished bushiness to take care of.

Westin: Oh. Well he better hurry.

[During that same amount of time, Fry was busy checking to make sure he had enough ammo, and then went running back into the complex towards the med bay. He stopped when he heard a familiar voice call out.]

Voice: If you're looking for me, I'm right behind you.

[Fry turned around and saw the unmistakable form of Zapp Brannigan emerge from the shadows. Fry saw his face semi-healed from the beating Leela gave him. Fry's face now showed just pure rage. He unholstered his Desert Eagle and pointed it right at Brannigan's forehead, aiming right between his eyes. Brannigan was unfaded by the display, and continued forward.]

Zapp [Laughing]: You really think that I'm afraid of that puny Stupid Ages relic?

Fry: You should be. The bullet that exits this barrel, is meant to resolve all the pain you've caused to Leela. Ever since that night, all you've done is cause her pain, and I intend to avenge that. I may be some guy from the Stupid Ages, but I think you deserve what you're getting.

Zapp: Which is?

Fry: This. [ He pulls the trigger, the hammer clicks down and sends a .50 caliber round downrange towards Zapp Brannigan. The former DOOP captain's face was shocked. The bullet hit right in the middle of Zapp's chest, creating a bloody mess, this sent the man flying a few feet backwards and landing on his back. Fry approached him, and saw that he was some what alive, he unloaded three more rounds into Zapp's body. After that,the only way to tell that it was Zapp Brannigan was by DNA testing. Fry then holstered his pistol and ran to meet the ship. But, as he left he made a quick detour to the boiler room. He managed to find some plastic explosives and a timer. He set the charges to blow after they cleared the area, and made sure that it was on the right way, remembering the time when the Professor built the bomb to destroy the garbage ball.]

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[Cut to PE ship bridge, where Bender and Westin are waiting for Fry. Bender is smoking a cigar, while he taps his foot cup impatiently on the ships floor. He also has his arms crossed across his his chest, he is looking facing the door. Westin is in the pilots seat still, since Leela still hasn't woken up. Bender had placed her on the couch near the view screen. A few silent minutes pass, then the door swished open and Fry fell through, nearly out of breath, his body not used to so much work. His body finally gave out and he collapsed on the floor.]

Bender: Well its about time meat bag. Lets cheese it!

Westin: Next stop, Planet Express.

[As the ship takes off and heads out to space, a huge fireball erupts behind them.]

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[Cut to the hangar at PE. The doors slide open and the PE ship lands. Bender and Westin exit the ship, to find Farnsworth and Hermes standing at the top of the balcony. Both are not very happy about the ship being used.]

Bender: I’m back baby! [Takes a drag on his cigar and blows the smoke in Westin’s face, causing him to cough.]

Farnsworth: Just where the hell have you been? Who are you anyway? I don’t remember hiring you! I’m going to take my nap! [Farnsworth then shuffles towards the lounge.]

Hermes: Bender mon, you know the rules about takin’ da’ ship for personnel use.

Bender: So? When have I, Bender, ever care about rules? And I didn’t take the ship anyway, it was Fry.

Hermes: If Fry took da ship den where is he? And Leela?

Westin: Um, they’re recuperating in the ship. We thought it best not to disturb them.

Hermes: Recuperating? Dis is a delivery company not a spa!

Bender: Take it up with them. I got a bill to calculate so buzz off skin tube.

[Bender then goes to into the lounge and pulls a calculator and green-tinted visor out of his chest cabinet and begins to calculate how much money Fry owes him. Westin leaves the building without a word.]

[Cut to Leela’s cabin on the PE ship, both her and Fry laying on the bed. Leela begins to wake up, and as her vision clears, she recognizes that she is in her cabin on the PE ship. Where am I? The last thing I remember is beating the crap out of Zapp then Walt then nothing. She then hears the sound of someone breathing next to her and sees the sleeping form of Fry next to her. She smiled softly. He had since changed into his regular clothes. She gently begins to push him.]

Leela [softly]: Fry, Fry wake up.

[Fry begins to move]

Fry: Huh?

Leela [softly]: Come on Fry, wake up. I want to know what happened.

[Fry then starts to sit up against the head board. He gives Leela a kiss then lets out a sigh, He then begins to re-tell the events that happened during the time she was unconscious. Complete with all the sound effects and arm motions. Leela is both shocked and awed at what Fry did.]

Leela: Fry, you mean you actually killed Zapp Brannigan?

Fry: Yup, he’s defiantly dead. And you don’t have to worry about his zombie coming back either.

Leela [tears are beginning to form in her eye. She then grabs Fry and hugs him]: Oh Fry, this is the happiest day of my life. I love you Fry.

Fry: I love you to Leela, and I can make this day even happier.

[Leela pulls out of the hug and wipes the tears from her face, and looks confused at Fry. Fry first gets off the bed and gets down on one knee. He then reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls a black velvet box. Leela gasps and puts her hand over mouth, waiting for him to open the box. Fry opens it to revel a decent-size diamond ring, Leela guessed it must have cost Fry a few of his paychecks.]

Fry: Turanga Leela, ever since I came to the future, I knew you were the only for me. Leela, will you marry me? Again?

Leela [sobbing]: Yes!

[Fry slips the ring on her finger, and then the two fall into each others arms. After a long embrace, they stand up and then begin taking each other’s clothes off and kissing wildly. Cut to the lounge where Bender is still figuring out Fry’s bill. He looks up from his work when he hears a strange squeaking noise coming from the hangar.]

Bender: Stupid skin tubes. Why do they have to be so noisy when they shoot DNA at each other? They never think that it might offend me, Bender.

[He goes back to his calculating and takes a swig of a bottle of Old Fontrane that was sitting near by. The scene then fades out.]

[Time lapse, a few hours had passed and Fry and Leela walk out of the ship into a darkened Planet Express. The both of them looking like they had just got out of bed. Leela had her hair down, she was admiring her ring as they walked. Fry had his arm around her whlie she was resting her head on his shoulder.]

Leela: Fry its beautiful. It must of cost you a fortune.

Fry: Actually I found it.

Leela: You found it?

Fry: Yea it was in the same box as our weading rings.

Leela: You kept them?

Fry: Yea I figured that I might need them again.

Leela: Well it looks you will.[She kisses him on the cheek. Fry just smiles back. The couple enter the lounge, Fry turns on the light, to find the lounge empty. On the way out, he turns off the light. The two are now standing outside the building in the glow of a street light.]

Fry: Can I walk you home?

Leela: Sure, why not.

[They link arms and walk down the street.]

[Time lapse, Fry and Leela are standing in front of the door to her apartment. They are facing each other, both looking into each others eyes, in Fry's case eye.]

Leela: Well here we are. You want to come in?

Fry: Why not. Besides I wouldn't want to wake Bender.

[Leela opens the door, and leads Fry inside. They make their way to the bedroom, and once on the bed the bed, they both fall asleep.]

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[Fade in to the lounge at Planet Express. Its about mid-day and the lounges only occupant is Bender, he is sitting on the couch, drinking a bottle of Old Fontrane, and smoking a Zuban cigar. A few silent minutes pass, then the door opens and Fry and Leela enter.]

Bender: It’s about time you skin tubes showed up. Oh and Fry you owe me $3,150.

[Both Fry and Leela looked at Bender, and Leela narrowed her eye at the bending unit.]

Leela: What does Fry owe you for?

Bender: For helping rescue you big boots.

Fry: Bender, you know I don't have that kind of money! And how did you figure it anyway?

Bender: It was simple really. All I did take my hourly rate of $250 an hour, multiply it by the number of hours, 12.

Leela: Wait that only gives you $3,000. What about the other $150?

Bender: I was getting there Big Boots. That came other, additional requests. So where's my money meat bag? [He takes a drag on his cigar and a drink of beer.]

Fry: Uh listen Bender; you know that I don't have that kind of money. How about we work out some kind of deal?

Bender: A deal you say? Hmm. What about that ring on your finger Big Boots?

[Leela is at first shocked, then angry at Bender. She puts her hands on her hips and stomps over to Bender. She sticks out her finger at him.]

Leela: There is no way in robot hell that you're going to pawn my engagement ring!

Bender: Engagement ring? You mean you and Fry are going to get married?

Leela: Yes. Thanks for noticing.

Bender: Well tell ya what, I'll forget about Fry's bill if you guys let me cook at you're wedding.

[Fry and Leela both exchange nervous glances, both all to familiar with how bad the robot's cooking was.]

Fry: Um, listen Bender we know you like to cook, but frankly, I only just proposed to Leela last night and we haven't started planning anything yet.

Bender: Well then I wont forget that $3150 you owe me.

[Hermes enters, adjusting his glasses. He is reading something off a clip board. He looks up to see Fry and Leela looking at him.]

Hermes: Where in Babylon have you two been? I've got a important meetin' for ya.

Fry: Sorry Hermes.

Leela: Please Hermes, enough of the meetings.

Hermes: Oh no dis ones not wit me, but you have da honor of talking to Earth President Richard Nixon.

[They both look at each other, wondering what Nixon wants.]

Hermes: Now follow me, we can't keep da President's head waitin. Not only dat, but it's costin us a fortune to!

[They follow Hermes into the conference room, they sit down at the table and look towards the screen and see that Richard Nixon's head is present.]

Nixon: Philip J. Fry?

Fry: Yea?

Nixon: For your actions in saving both the Earth and the Universe, I award you Earth's highest award for valor, the Medal of Honor, presented by Slurm.

[Both Fry and Leela are shocked as the headless body of Spiro Agnew laid a black box in front of Nixon, while two small robotic arms come out and open the box, containing a gold medal with the Slurm logo engraved on its face.]

Nixon: Also, for your actions, you will also receive a lifetime supply of Slurm.

Fry [Excited]: Wahoo! Free Slurm! [He throws arms up in the air, he was about to get up and run around until Leela elbowed him that is.]

Leela: Fry, get a hold of yourself, your talking with the President of Earth!

Fry: Sorry.

Nixon: Now listen here, I'll present this award to you tomorrow night at a black tie reception at the White House.

Leela: Thank you Mr. President, we'll be there.

Fry: Uh can I ask you favor Mr. President?

Nixon: Arrrooo! You think you can just ask Nixon for a favor?

Fry: Well I was just wondering if you could give some recognition to Bender.

Nixon: Arrrooo, I suppose that I could do that, after all it was his body that got me elected!

Fry: Thank you sir.

[Nixon abruptly ends the call, the screen then goes black. Fry and Leela exchange glances at each other, then get up and leave. They go into the lounge, where they find Bender on the couch, a small pile of empty beer bottles next to him. He currently has a bottle in hand, as well as a Zuban cigar.]

Bender: Hey coffin stuffers, look Fry's on the news!
[He pointed his free hand to the TV, where Morbo and Linda are on, with a picture of Fry in a corner. Fry and Leela then both quickly take there places on the couch.]

Bender: Here ya go skin tubes. [He opens his chest compartment and hands them both bottles of Old Fontrane.]

Fry, Leela[Together]: Thanks Bender.

[They turn their attention to the TV.]

Morbo: Puny human Philip J Fry is expected to receive an award for his heroic actions in saving the Universe. Morbo would like to see this human save Earth when Morbo's people invade! Muhahaha!

Linda [She laughs]: Thank you Morbo, Mr. Fry will be awarded Earth’s highest award for valor, the Medal of Honor, presented by Slurm. Mr. Fry will receive the award at a black-tie event to be held at the White House. He is also awarded a life-time supply of Slurm.

Bender [Outraged]: Hey! What about me, Bender? Don’t I get any credit for helping save you two skin tubes?!

Linda: Also honored at the banquet will be Bender Bending Rodriguez, who helped in the effort. [A mug shot of Bender appears on the screen]

Morbo: Morbo better be invited to this banquet, or else I WILL DESTORY YOU! Muhahaha!

[The news cast ends, Leela shuts off the TV.]

Bender: Well it looks like somebody recognizes my greatness, by throwing a party for me!

Leela: Bender, as much as you think that party’s for you, its also for Fry to.

Bender: Oh yea, but I’m pretty sure all the attention will be on me, Bender.

Fry: Bender, we know your great, now lets drop this ok?

Bender: Fine, as long as you both know that I’m the greatest.
Leela: We know Bender.

[The Professor enters, with a very suspicious grin on his face, that could mean only one thing.]

Farnsworth: Good news everyone!

[All three moan]

Farnsworth: Oh my yes, everyone come to the lab.

[Farnsworth slowly turns and starts to shuffle to the lab, Fry, Leela, and Bender quickly pass him. Bender picks up the professor and carries him.]

[In the lab they meet Hermes and Zoidberg. There is also a large white sheet covering something in the middle of the room.]

Zoidberg: Hurray my friends have come to see me!

Bender: Shut it crab. [He sets the professor down and takes a drag on his cigar.]

Zoidberg [Drops head in shame]: Aw.

Farnsworth[Scratching his head]: Now why are you people here?

Leela: You said you had some new invention to show us.

Farnsworth: I did?

All: YES!

Farnsworth: Oh my, now I remember, everyone I present the Brain Data Transfer Computer! [He pulls the sheet off the machine, revealing a computer station attached to a chair with a sliver helmet attached to it. The helmet has various wires coming out of it, which lead to the computer. ]

Bender: And I should care about this why?

Leela: What's it do professor?

Farnsworth: Well you see when my idiot uncle decided to get all the Intersect data implanted in his head, I decided to start working on a way to reverse this process.

Fry: Really? So what's it do?

[Scruffy enters.]

Scruffy: There's a Sara Walker here to see a Philip J. Fry.

Fry: Who are you anyway?

Scruffy: I'm Scruffy, the janitor.

Fry: Oh, well show her in then.

Scruffy: Very well.

Farnsworth: So you think that you can just show anyone in then? I'm the one who owns this company!

Hermes: Der, der professor, we all know you da one dat one dat owns Planet Express. [He goes over to comfort the old man]

Farnsworth: Damn straight! You young whippersnappers better learn you lesson! Now get out of here!

[Everyone turns to leave the lab. When Fry, Bender, and Leela enter the lounge, they notice a new occupant, a very good looking blond, dressed in a business suit and looked to be about in her mid-late twenties. She was siting at the table, looking over some papers. Fry admired the women, that is until Leela elbowed him. The woman looked up from the papers, at the threesome standing in the doorway. Bender guzzled a bottle of Old Fontrane and belched. He tossed the bottle to the floor, he noticed that the women looked at him.]

Bender: What you looking at skin tube?

[Bender walks over to the couch and sits down and turns on the TV.]

Woman: Are you Philip J. Fry?

Fry: Yea that's me.

Woman: I'm Sahara Walker, your new handler. [She extends her hand, which Fry takes. Leela eyed the woman suspiciously, wondering what her business was.]

Leela: Hi, I'm Leela. Fry's fiancé.

Walker:Nice to meet you. Fiancé? I was just looking over Mr. Fry's file and it said you were dating.

Leela: Yes he proposed last night. [She showed off her ring, and pulled Fry next to her.]

Fry: Uh what happened to that guy Westin?

Walker: Agent Westin was reassigned. I was selected to take over the job of protecting you.

Leela: Well it wont be for long, since the Professor invented a new machine that should transfer the data out of Fry's head.

Walker: Then that makes it easier for everyone.

Bender: Hey will you organ sacks keep it down! Calculon's on TV!

[Leela and Sarah both look disapprovingly at Bender. He ignores them of course. Farnsworth enters, along with Hermes.]

Farnsworth: Good news everyone!

[Bender, Fry, and Leela moan. Sarah looks at them confused]

Farnsworth: Now come with me, I have new invention to show you! Oh my yes.

Bender: Do we have to?

Hermes: Yes! Or else I'll start dockin' ya pay!

[Hermes and the Professor leave. Leela, Fry, Bender, and Sarah follow reluctantly.]

[Time lapse, everyone s gathered in the lab, looking at the same machine as before. No one of course wants to be there. Farnsworth walks over to the machine.]

Bender: Why are we here again?

Farnsworth: Because I wanted to demonstrate my new invention! Now Fry, come over here and put this helmet on!

Fry: Ok.

[Leela stops him by putting an arm on his shoulder.]

Leela: Wait is this machine safe?

Farnsworth: Oh my yes, now get over here Fry!

[Fry goes over and sits down in the chair, and puts on the helmet. The professor then reaches over to the side of machine and turns it on. Various noises are heard as the machine warms up, also, the lights in the building dim slightly due to the power fluctuations. Leela has worried expression on face, as Fry sits down and puts on the helmet. The machine makes a beeping noise.]

Farnsworth: There, now we can begin the processes of extracting the information. [He goes to the keyboard and presses a few buttons. He then pulls a lever with some effort, and the machine makes more noises. Sparks then begin to fly from the helmet, then the power goes out.]

Leela: Professor, why did the power go out?

Farnsworth: The what?

Everyone: The power!

Farnsworth: Oh my no, I'll just turn on the emergency generator. [He claps his hands and the lights return to normal. However, Fry is slumped in the chair, unconscious. He looks like he was shocked, and is a mess. Leela rushes over to him, to wake him up.]

Leela: Fry! Fry! Wake up! [She then shakes him violently, causing the helmet to fall on the floor and break.]

Farnsworth: Now look at what you done you crazy women! You broke my machine!

[Fry slowly comes around. He opens his eyes to see Leela. In the background, Hermes hands Bender a ten.]

Fry: Uh what happened?

Farnsworth: That damn women broke my machine thats what!

Fry: Huh?

Leela: The Professor had you use this machine to take the Intersect data out of you.

Farnsworth: Yes, but thankfully the power surge didn't affect the computer.

[He goes up to the computer and begins to type in a password. The DOOP Intelligence Agency logo appears and another prompt appears.

Walker: Excuse me, this is where I come in. [She walk over to the console, and Farnsworth steps away. She enters her password, then a retina scanner pops out and she gives her retina scan. The screen then displays a black background, and another prompt appears.]

Walker: Well according to this, only 75% of the data was successfully transferred. Is there anyway to get the rest?

Farnsworth: Oh my no, at least not until i get this thing fixed. [He kicks the machine]

Fry: So what does that mean?

Bender: What means skin tube is that you still got that computer in your head.

Hermes: Dis means dat I got some more forms to fill out! Now since ya don't have a delivery today, ya can have da day off.

Bender: Well I'm off to go find some floozies and get drunk. [He leaves]

Fry: Cool, so Leela you wanna go get a cup of coffee?

Leela: Sure.

[She then pulls up from the chair. They kiss, then leave. Fry turns head.

Fry: Oh and you can come to Agent Walker.

Walker: Thanks, but some other time.

[She follows them out of the room. They leave then leave the building.]

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[Cut to a Apt. 1I, Leela is getting ready for the banquet She is wearing the dress she wore at the opera. She's standing in front of a mirror, putting her hair in a pony tail, theres a knock at the door.]

Leela: Just a minute!

Fry [OS]: Ok!

[After she's done with her pony tail, she walks over to the door. She passes by a sleeping Nibbler (After his speech, he had since erased the fact that he could talk from everyone's memory) Leela presses a button on the panel next to the door, and it opens, reveling Fry in a tux, with a bouquet of roses. Also in his other hand is a bottle of champagne.]

Leela: Flowers? And champagne?
Fry: Only for you. You look great by the way.

Leela: Thank you, her come in and let me out those in some water.

[She pulls him by his hand into her apartment. The door shuts behind him. Leela takes the flowers and then goes and puts them in a vase. She then sets them on a shelf next to a window.]

Fry: I also got some champagne to.

Leela: Moderately-priced, domestic, non-vintage i hope?

Fry: You know it.

[Leela walks back over to Fry and looks at the bottle. She kisses him. ]

Fry: Mmm, [they beak off the kiss.]

Leela: I'll be right back, I'm going to put this in the fridge.

Fry: Ok, I'll be here.

[Leela's video phone then rings, and Fry goes over to answer it. He pushes a button and Hermes face appears.]

Fry: Oh hey Hermes. What up?

Hermes: Fry mon, you two better git here, or else we'll be late for dat ceremony!

Fry: All right Hermes, we'll be there in twenty minutes.

[He ends the call, Leela returns from the kitchen.]

Leela: Who was that?

Fry: Hermes, I guess he thinks we're going to be late.

Leela: Well then lets go.

[They link arms and walk up to the door, Leela opens it, but Fry stops.]

Fr: After you.

Leela [giggling]: Why thank you Fry.

[Fry smiles, and Leela exits, followed by Fry. She turns and locks the door, and they link arms and proceeded down the hall.]

[Cut to a exterior shot of the White House, it's night out and the White House is lit up. Fry, Leela and the rest of the crew approached the main entrance which was manned by a pair of Secret Service agents. As they walked up, there was a small line of both people and aliens. The crew stood in line and waited until it was their turn. The line moves quickly, and soon they have reached the station. They all pass through without incident. Next, they walk down a hall, until they reach a set of double doors with another set of Secret Service agents standing on either side. One of the agents opens the door and the crew enter a large banquet hall. The hall is filled with both aliens and humans.]

Fry: Wow! Theres a million aliens! Oh a buffet table!
[Hes about to leave, but Leela stops him by grabbing his collar.]

Zoidberg[hopeful]: Did someone say buffet?

Leela[annoyed]: Yes, over there. [She points to a large buffet table. Zoidberg turns his head.]

Zoidberg [excited]: Hurray! Zoidberg will feast tonight!
[He then makes his whooping noise and scuttles excitedly to the buffet.]

Hermes: Well at least we don't have to avoid dat lobster tonight.

[Approaching the group is the headless body of Spiro Agnew, who's carrying Nixon's head-in-a-jar.]

Nixon: Arrrooo! Its about time you showed up.

Fry: Sorry, say when do I get my free Slurm?

Nixon: Now listen here you hippie, you'll get your Slurm soon. Now you and your women will sit with me. The rest of you losers can find a table.

Bender: Hey Nixon, aren't you supposed to give me, Bender, something?

Nixon: Oh yes, you can come to. Now go get your food so we can get this shin dig over with! Now if you'll excuse me I've got to make my rounds. Come Agnew!

[Nixon then leaves the group.]

Fry: So can we eat now?

Leela: Yes.

[Everyone then make there way over to the buffet table, gets their food, and makes there way back to the table. Leela suddenly stops, almost spilling her plate, when a she recognizes the infamous Zapp Brannigan wearing an velour tuxedo, fortunately for Leela, Zapp's to busy to notice her because he's busy talking to a small group of people. Fry, not paying attention runs into the back of Leela.]

Fry: Leela why did you stop?

Leela [whispering]: Fry look over there [She nodes in the direction Zapp.]

Fry [Surprised]: What the? I thought I killed him! How can he be still alive?!

Leela: Fry, just let it go.

[Leela and Fry start walking towards their table, when Zapp notices them. He leaves the group he was with, and makes his way through the crowd towards Leela. ]

Zapp: Well, well if it isn't the lovely lady Leela.

[Leela stopped in her tracks and sighed. She set her plate down on a nearby table, before turning to face Zapp.]

Leela[Angry]: Why can't you just leave me alone?! Your a sexist, slob, and an idiot! Not to mention you're horrible in bed!

[Leela then moves closer to Zapp, who is shaken up by her display. By now the crowd is fixated on whats going on.]

Zapp: Leela! How could you say such things?

Fry: Because she can! And just how the hell are you alive? I thought I killed you!

Zapp: Ha! you must of killed my clone then.

[Both Leela and Fry look at Zapp, confused looks on their faces.]

Fry: Clone?

Zapp: Yes my clone. He was exactly like me in every way, and had all my memories. Such a tragic loss.

Leela[Annoyed]: Yes it was, now theres just one pompous idiot.

[Just then, very familiar brown haired women approached the group. Fry and Leela's jaws both dropped as they saw who it was - Morgan Proctor. She walked up and stood next to Zapp, eying the two disapprovingly.]

Fry [Shocked]: MORGAN?

Leela [nonchalant]: Well this is new. I didn't realize you were so desperate.

Morgan: The proper forms for this relationship are on file, and properly stamped.

Fry: But weren't you demoted?

Morgan: Yes, but after a week of working in Central Filing , I put in for a transfer.

Leela: Wait, a transfer?

Morgan: Yes, all that had to be done was fill out the proper forms and get a reassignment to Mom Corp. where I meant Mr. Brannigan.

Fry: So you and him are?

Morgan: Yes, this is a regulation relationship.

Leela: Well this is interesting. So have you given up on me then Zapp?

Zapp: Oh I wouldn't be so hopeful. You better keep your eye on your women hairball, or else I'll be all over Leela like velour on me.

[Zapp and Morgan then depart and disappear into the crowd.
Fry and Leela and then they leave to go to their table.]

[Time lapse, a few minutes pass and now its time for the ceremonies to begin. The lights dim, and a microphone is placed in front of Nixon's jar. The president clears his throat and begins to speak.]

Nixon: Now it's time to hand out the awards. First for his actions in saving the planet of Earth, Philip J. Fry is hereby awarded Earth's highest award for valor, the Medal of Honor, presented by Slurm. [An aide then goes over o where Fry is sitting and opens a black box containing the medal. The aide also drapes the medal around Fry's neck] Mr. Fry will also be receiving a lifetime supply of Slurm. [Another aide also comes up to Fry and hands him a gold certificate about the size of standard dollar bill. The audience applauses] Also receiving an honor is Bender Bending Rodriguez, who assisted Mr. Fry. He well be receiving a check for $50,000. [A aide then presents a check to Bender, which he puts in his chest compartment. The audience applauses again.] Now that's it party's over!

Fry: Uh what do I do with this [He shakes the gold certificate.]

Aide: That's to be used when ever you purchase a Slurm product, just present it at the vendor.

Fry: Sweet!

[The crowd then begins to depart.]