Cloverfield
01-11-2006, 02:30 AM
Bender_Is_Great
Here is his fan fic
D’oh! My mandwich!
*Opening futurama credits. Message: “Bendylicious”*
*In the 20th century, USA, Springfield 742 Evergreen Terrace… Homer switches on the TV*
-The TV fails to work and Homer gets angry...-
Homer: “Stupid TV. At least food can heal my pain…”
*Homer walks off into the kitchen wriggling his fingers and drooling “Oooohh... Dohnuts…” as he searches for snacks.
Unseen by Homer, the TV begins to glow green…
*31st century, USA, New New York, Planet Express Building*
-The professor has called a meeting to unveil a new seemingly useless invention…-
Professor: “Good news everyone! I have developed a box that can travel to a parallel universe!”
Fry: “Aw c’mon professor, you’ve already done that!”
Professor: “Whaaa?”
Hermes: “Lisen ya stoopid old mon, you did that experiment and it was no fun.”
Zoidberg: “I met the king!” *Zoidberg scuttles in happiness around the room*
Leela: “The point is..”
Bender (butting in): “We’re bored of your useless inventions so get your butt off the seat and do something useful!”
Professor:” As it happens, I have just invented this ball-shaped box with can travel through time”
-The professor pulls out a blue spherical box-
Fry:”Y-y-you mean I could go home?”
Professor: “Indeed!”
Fry: “Wow…” *Imagines his crummy apartment and rubbish job* “So are we going?”
-Everyone is gathered round the rounded box ready to go-
Professor: “Yes you moron! Get your worthless 21st century butt over here!”
Bender: ”Yeah Fry, I hear all you did was smoke and drink! Disgraceful!” *Lights a cigar and drains a beer can before belching flames*
*Back in Springfield, and the whole family is gathered around the TV waiting for their new video*
TV: ”Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such stupid stunt shows as ~Troy jumps off a cliff into a whale~ and ~McClure attempts suicide after feeling depressed about his job part III~. In this stupid stunt video, I will be kicking myself in the head, to cash in on Jackass’s market. *Troy kicks self in head* Ow. That’s all folks, and I leave you with these words: You’ve just wasted $8.99! Oh , and try this at home. What/ Don’t? Oh crap, whatever..”
Marge: ”Hmmmm, that was a waste of $8.99..”
Homer: “Pff! $8.99, shmeight ninety-nine!”
Bart:”Homer, put the cable on!”
Homer:”Yeah! Let’s hope it’s working now! Or else I’m going to Moe’s! Beer! Woo! Woo!”
Bart:”Shut up Homer!”
-As Homer switches on the cable, the tv screen starts spinning eerily…
Homer:”Dear god it’s like a black hole! Aaaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaaah!”
Bart: ”I bet it’s those creepy green aliens who appear in the Halloween episodes.”
-Kang bursts through the window-
Kang: “Wrong! Puny humans! Hahahha….”
-Awkward silence-
-Kang leaves looking depressed-
Lisa: “Okay, that was weird and illogical..”
-Bender’s head appears through the TV-
Lisa: “This makes more sense. Wait, no it doesn’t. Oh well, it cartoons” *Cheesy grin at screen*
Bender: ”Hey Fry, this your family?”
-Fry sticks his head through the TV-
Fry: ”Nope, they weren’t yellow as long as I remember. Apart from maybe that time when I was thirteen and I tried beer..”
-Leela joins the two in the TV screen-
Leela: “Come on youimpolite idiots, we should at least say hello after barging in like this”
Bender: “I suppose, but whatcha gonna do?”
Leela: “Make you
-Leela pulls Fry and Bender through the TV-
-Zoidberg appears behind them-
Homer:” Oh my god, a p-sy-chops! And a robot! And.. a thing!”
Zoidberg: “Hello!”
Homer: “Aaaaah!”
Leela:”It’s psyclops!”
Bender:”And you can bite my shiny metal ass!”
Marge (admiring Bender’s ass) :”It is rather shiny..”
Bender (blushing): “I do try to look good..”
*****ADVERT BREAK*****
* The opening credits for the Simpsons runs. Bart writes ~Eat my shorts~ on the blackboard. After he runs out, Bender sneaks in, rubs it out and writes ~Bite my shiny metal ass!~*
*Bender is in Bart’s room, preparing to spend the night in Bart’s closet*
Bender: ”Sure is nice of you folks to let us stay. Your bedroom is a bit big though”
-Bart looks at his room-
Bart: “Sure is”
Bender (pointing at the closet): ”I mean you your room not your closet”
Bart: ”Shut up, dumb-ass robot”
Bender (moves to strangle Bart): “Why you little.. My ass is shiny metal, sometimes daffodil! But never, never dumb!”
-Bart pushes Bender onto his back, and Bender cannot get up due to his turtle-like characteristic-
-Bart laughs.-
*The professor and Hermes are getting ready to sleep in camping beds on either side of Homer and Marge’s bed*
Homer, whispering to Marge (points at the professor): “That old guy is creeping me out”
Professor: “Whaaa?”
Homer, still whispering: “See?”
-Hermes squeezes his mandwich ready to eat his pre-night snack but ends up making the filling fly onto Homer’s nearly-bald head-
Homer: “D’oh!”
Hermes: “My mandwich!”
Homer (eating Hermes’ mandwich filling which fell on his two hairs) : “Mmmm, future toppings…. Ohhhhhh”
-We see cheese falling down the side of Homer’s bed….-
*The professor has gathered both groups around the Simpson’s dining table*
Professor: “Bad news everyone, we can’t go back until we’ve found the time-warp processor which will help us get back through this old-age TV. You must all look for it. It looks like a slice of cheese.”
Hermes looks guilty..
-Zoidberg arrives covered in garbage-
Zoidberg: ”Have I missed something? I was getting unstuck form the pieces of my bed” *Looks down at himself* “Looks like I failed.. Ohhhh..” *Crys into claws*
*Hours later, and everyone is still looking for the cheese-like time-warp processor*
*Fry and Bender sneak into Homer and Marge’s bedroom*
Fry: ”Let’s dig up some dirt!”
Bender: ”Hihihi”
-As they look thorugh the room, Bender thinks he’s found something-
Bender: “Hey Fry, didn’t the professor say the time-warp-a-mahooli was like a piece of cheese?”
Fry (looks at Bender’s finding); “Oh my god that is the time-warp-a-mahooli!”
-Hermes bursts into the room-
Hermes: “My mandwich cheese!”
-Homer runs in, stops, pants for a few seconds, then walks into the room-
Homer: “Cheese!”
-Homer and Hermes fight over the cheese-like time-warp processor-
-Leela bursts in and kicks the two men in the guts before taking the cheese-
Leela: “I’m taking this back to the professor!”
Hermes and Homer (looking disappointed) : “Awww….”
*Back in the Simpsons’ living room, goodbyes are being said*
“Byee!” says Fry.
Bart: “Bite my shiny metal ass”
Bender: “Eat my shorts”
Lisa: “Wow, professor, you’ve invented some interesting things”
Professor: “It’s all down to the time I spent at the tavern.”
Homer: “He said tavern! I’m going to Moe’s!”
Marge:” I never agreed to that! Oh..”
-Homer runs to Moe’s, drinks a beer really quickly, and ruins back home, arriving panting-
Homer:”Woo!”
-Homer collapses and everyone stares at him for five minutes before he gets up-
-Hermes pulls out his leaving mandwich. While squeezing it, he again nails Homer with the filling.-
D’oh! My mandwich!
*Ending credits run with a futuristic rendition of the Simpsons theme. During the “Shh” part, the noise made is << “D’oh” “My mandwich!” >> *
Here is his fan fic
D’oh! My mandwich!
*Opening futurama credits. Message: “Bendylicious”*
*In the 20th century, USA, Springfield 742 Evergreen Terrace… Homer switches on the TV*
-The TV fails to work and Homer gets angry...-
Homer: “Stupid TV. At least food can heal my pain…”
*Homer walks off into the kitchen wriggling his fingers and drooling “Oooohh... Dohnuts…” as he searches for snacks.
Unseen by Homer, the TV begins to glow green…
*31st century, USA, New New York, Planet Express Building*
-The professor has called a meeting to unveil a new seemingly useless invention…-
Professor: “Good news everyone! I have developed a box that can travel to a parallel universe!”
Fry: “Aw c’mon professor, you’ve already done that!”
Professor: “Whaaa?”
Hermes: “Lisen ya stoopid old mon, you did that experiment and it was no fun.”
Zoidberg: “I met the king!” *Zoidberg scuttles in happiness around the room*
Leela: “The point is..”
Bender (butting in): “We’re bored of your useless inventions so get your butt off the seat and do something useful!”
Professor:” As it happens, I have just invented this ball-shaped box with can travel through time”
-The professor pulls out a blue spherical box-
Fry:”Y-y-you mean I could go home?”
Professor: “Indeed!”
Fry: “Wow…” *Imagines his crummy apartment and rubbish job* “So are we going?”
-Everyone is gathered round the rounded box ready to go-
Professor: “Yes you moron! Get your worthless 21st century butt over here!”
Bender: ”Yeah Fry, I hear all you did was smoke and drink! Disgraceful!” *Lights a cigar and drains a beer can before belching flames*
*Back in Springfield, and the whole family is gathered around the TV waiting for their new video*
TV: ”Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such stupid stunt shows as ~Troy jumps off a cliff into a whale~ and ~McClure attempts suicide after feeling depressed about his job part III~. In this stupid stunt video, I will be kicking myself in the head, to cash in on Jackass’s market. *Troy kicks self in head* Ow. That’s all folks, and I leave you with these words: You’ve just wasted $8.99! Oh , and try this at home. What/ Don’t? Oh crap, whatever..”
Marge: ”Hmmmm, that was a waste of $8.99..”
Homer: “Pff! $8.99, shmeight ninety-nine!”
Bart:”Homer, put the cable on!”
Homer:”Yeah! Let’s hope it’s working now! Or else I’m going to Moe’s! Beer! Woo! Woo!”
Bart:”Shut up Homer!”
-As Homer switches on the cable, the tv screen starts spinning eerily…
Homer:”Dear god it’s like a black hole! Aaaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaaah!”
Bart: ”I bet it’s those creepy green aliens who appear in the Halloween episodes.”
-Kang bursts through the window-
Kang: “Wrong! Puny humans! Hahahha….”
-Awkward silence-
-Kang leaves looking depressed-
Lisa: “Okay, that was weird and illogical..”
-Bender’s head appears through the TV-
Lisa: “This makes more sense. Wait, no it doesn’t. Oh well, it cartoons” *Cheesy grin at screen*
Bender: ”Hey Fry, this your family?”
-Fry sticks his head through the TV-
Fry: ”Nope, they weren’t yellow as long as I remember. Apart from maybe that time when I was thirteen and I tried beer..”
-Leela joins the two in the TV screen-
Leela: “Come on youimpolite idiots, we should at least say hello after barging in like this”
Bender: “I suppose, but whatcha gonna do?”
Leela: “Make you
-Leela pulls Fry and Bender through the TV-
-Zoidberg appears behind them-
Homer:” Oh my god, a p-sy-chops! And a robot! And.. a thing!”
Zoidberg: “Hello!”
Homer: “Aaaaah!”
Leela:”It’s psyclops!”
Bender:”And you can bite my shiny metal ass!”
Marge (admiring Bender’s ass) :”It is rather shiny..”
Bender (blushing): “I do try to look good..”
*****ADVERT BREAK*****
* The opening credits for the Simpsons runs. Bart writes ~Eat my shorts~ on the blackboard. After he runs out, Bender sneaks in, rubs it out and writes ~Bite my shiny metal ass!~*
*Bender is in Bart’s room, preparing to spend the night in Bart’s closet*
Bender: ”Sure is nice of you folks to let us stay. Your bedroom is a bit big though”
-Bart looks at his room-
Bart: “Sure is”
Bender (pointing at the closet): ”I mean you your room not your closet”
Bart: ”Shut up, dumb-ass robot”
Bender (moves to strangle Bart): “Why you little.. My ass is shiny metal, sometimes daffodil! But never, never dumb!”
-Bart pushes Bender onto his back, and Bender cannot get up due to his turtle-like characteristic-
-Bart laughs.-
*The professor and Hermes are getting ready to sleep in camping beds on either side of Homer and Marge’s bed*
Homer, whispering to Marge (points at the professor): “That old guy is creeping me out”
Professor: “Whaaa?”
Homer, still whispering: “See?”
-Hermes squeezes his mandwich ready to eat his pre-night snack but ends up making the filling fly onto Homer’s nearly-bald head-
Homer: “D’oh!”
Hermes: “My mandwich!”
Homer (eating Hermes’ mandwich filling which fell on his two hairs) : “Mmmm, future toppings…. Ohhhhhh”
-We see cheese falling down the side of Homer’s bed….-
*The professor has gathered both groups around the Simpson’s dining table*
Professor: “Bad news everyone, we can’t go back until we’ve found the time-warp processor which will help us get back through this old-age TV. You must all look for it. It looks like a slice of cheese.”
Hermes looks guilty..
-Zoidberg arrives covered in garbage-
Zoidberg: ”Have I missed something? I was getting unstuck form the pieces of my bed” *Looks down at himself* “Looks like I failed.. Ohhhh..” *Crys into claws*
*Hours later, and everyone is still looking for the cheese-like time-warp processor*
*Fry and Bender sneak into Homer and Marge’s bedroom*
Fry: ”Let’s dig up some dirt!”
Bender: ”Hihihi”
-As they look thorugh the room, Bender thinks he’s found something-
Bender: “Hey Fry, didn’t the professor say the time-warp-a-mahooli was like a piece of cheese?”
Fry (looks at Bender’s finding); “Oh my god that is the time-warp-a-mahooli!”
-Hermes bursts into the room-
Hermes: “My mandwich cheese!”
-Homer runs in, stops, pants for a few seconds, then walks into the room-
Homer: “Cheese!”
-Homer and Hermes fight over the cheese-like time-warp processor-
-Leela bursts in and kicks the two men in the guts before taking the cheese-
Leela: “I’m taking this back to the professor!”
Hermes and Homer (looking disappointed) : “Awww….”
*Back in the Simpsons’ living room, goodbyes are being said*
“Byee!” says Fry.
Bart: “Bite my shiny metal ass”
Bender: “Eat my shorts”
Lisa: “Wow, professor, you’ve invented some interesting things”
Professor: “It’s all down to the time I spent at the tavern.”
Homer: “He said tavern! I’m going to Moe’s!”
Marge:” I never agreed to that! Oh..”
-Homer runs to Moe’s, drinks a beer really quickly, and ruins back home, arriving panting-
Homer:”Woo!”
-Homer collapses and everyone stares at him for five minutes before he gets up-
-Hermes pulls out his leaving mandwich. While squeezing it, he again nails Homer with the filling.-
D’oh! My mandwich!
*Ending credits run with a futuristic rendition of the Simpsons theme. During the “Shh” part, the noise made is << “D’oh” “My mandwich!” >> *