Family Guy

[Gurman169]

Does anybody watch this Show I think it is so funny ilove the flash backs how they are not relevent to the twist at all.

[frys_red_jacket]

ive not seen very many of these but i think they're great, i love stewie

[Gazereths]

Yeah i like this show but i aint watched nearly enough..No excuse either now...wink wink!! :wink: :wink:

[Ace]

The Wheres my money clip is great!

[Sweetened Angel]

i like family guy. i like stewie, chris, and peter. peter more like homer simpsons.

[ironik]

i own every season that has come out on dvd and season 5 is just about to release!!!

[timeisanenemy]

if anyone knows a place online to watch family guy, could u plz pm me? thanks

[Cloverfield]

We're going to do a new thing where if you post 75 times, you will have access to all episodes of virtually everything. FG being one of them.

[timeisanenemy]

jeez smokey... y'all sure know how to treat a guy.

[Gazereths]

yeah thans smokey for the link...gona start to watch the new battlestar season tonight!!

[Cloverfield]

jeez smokey... y'all sure know how to treat a guy.
What do you mean by that?

[Gazereths]

I think he means well!!

[Cloverfield]

Oh right. Cool.

[timeisanenemy]

yeah... i meant well.. heheh..

[Sapphorous]

I used to watch Family Guy everynight.That used to be my favorite show.Now it's just kinda lame and boring <.<

[timeisanenemy]

the problem with family guy is that all of the episodes just sort of blend together into an almagamation of weirdness.. but hey, at least it's not drawn together.. i freakin' hate that show.

[Gurman169]

Drawn together is so funny

[Cloverfield]

It's weird.

[timeisanenemy]

yeah, it's weird, but so are a lot of shows.. the thing about that one is that the people writing it were like "lets see how weird we can get this show to be" without thinking "lets make it funny"

[Gurman169]

just like South Park

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah it is

[timeisanenemy]

south park is hit or miss with me.. but drawn together is complete miss.

[Gazereths]

I think south park is a certain kind of humour,,,not for everyone..but its not that wired in my opinion...neverseen drawn together!

[Perez]

futurama owns family guy

[1B-DI]

I freakin' LOVE this show! I just got to see a new episode tonight for the first time in waaaaay too long, and it just reminded me how much I love it.

(Futurama still wins for me, though)

[frys_red_jacket]

ive been watching some new episodes on sky 3 recently, i love how they take the mickey out of different shows and films, like the one the other day was taking the mickey out of dawsons creek, even though i love dawsons creek it was quite funny

[1B-DI]

Someday, I hope I know what "taking the mickey" out of something means. :D

[frys_red_jacket]

in other words taking the p*** :)

[gort]

You mean 'satirizing' it?

[1B-DI]

I'm still confused.

[frys_red_jacket]

You mean 'satirizing' it?

ive never heard that saying before

[gort]

Nobody knows what satire is?? I'm shocked......!!!!

It's kinda like making fun of something......Futurama is lots of satire, Family guy is MOSTLY satire......etc......most shows we all like, in fact. :?

[frys_red_jacket]

oh in that case then, yes thats what i meant

[1B-DI]

OOOOOOOOOkay. Glad we got that cleared up. All these strange British euphemisms have my head going in circles.

[gort]

Family guy pokes fun at the Simpsons too....cracks me up!!!

Seth says in the commentary that it's a tribute......cool!

[1B-DI]

Yup. That Seth guy knows what he's doing... *swoon*

[frys_red_jacket]

i watched one yesterday where they were poking fun at the movie poltergeist, stewie had to come back through megs butt :lol:

[gort]

I have that on dvd....it's called 'Petergeist'.......Yay!!

He pees in the indian skull!! LOL
Very, very wrong.....very, very funny....!

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

Family Guy's a great show!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

it sure is, ive just found out they're showing new episodes on bbc 3 soon, can't wait

[gort]

I LOVE the show....and as usual, I disagree with most people. Lots of people say they like the older shows better, but I have all the seasons on dvd and the most recent volume is the best!!

It just gets better!!

But I'm easily entertained, I guess.

[1B-DI]

I agree Gort, I like the newer episodes a lot more than the old ones.

But it's been months since I last saw Family Guy...*sob*

[gort]

You need lots of surgery so you can lay around and watch tv.....

LOL


I'm sill doomed by the way....sigh......but alive, baby!!!!

[1B-DI]

AWWWWWW *hug*


And I've had enough surgeries, thank you. No more.

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

Family Guy is a great show. Always watch it on a Tuesday and Thursday night

[Sweetened Angel]

did anyone watch new episode last sunday?

[hoopymo]

i think season 2 is the best

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah i like past season better. did you all see new episode last night?

[hoopymo]

not last night no we dont get the new eps here for a couple of months, and familyguynow.com is down again

[JoelManiac]

I watch it and love it.lol
Especially peter

[I Hate Bottles]

One of my favorite FG moments is Peter's breakfast machine.

"All it does it shoot you! It doesn't make breakfast at all!" lol

[frys_red_jacket]

i love everything stewie does he's so evil its funny,and even though he's evil and rude he still has to have his teddy

[PMD14]

Family guy's great. Not as great as Futurama or Simpsons. but good for a laugh. I have Season 3 on DVD.

[hoopymo]

season 1-3 were gold but everything after that is terrible

[PMD14]

We're going to do a new thing where if you post 75 times, you will have access to all episodes of virtually everything. FG being one of them.

Woah that's deadly. well I just passed 80 posts. How do I watch them?

[Driver]

Family guy is defintely o9ne of the best tv shows i know :D
Gotta love stewie and his quotes

[Ps360]

i got all 5 seasons.

[The Illusive Man]

Has anybody seem FG Blue Harvest yet?, it's so freaking cool

[montrosefc]

Everyone's gotta like Family Guy, it's brilliant. They even take the piss out of themselves when Lois say's how crap Stewie: The Untold Story is in one of the episodes. Class. I love it.

[frys_red_jacket]

i didnt realise we had 2 family guy thread

[The Illusive Man]

Yeah i just noticed that

[DSi]

Family Guy has got to be one of the funniest shows on TV!

[JetGirl]

lol i can't believe people really believe that

[1B-DI]

It used to be one of my favorite shows, but I haven't seen it in months. It just isn't that great to me anymore.

[The Illusive Man]

What's the deal about Family Guy not being funny? it is to me.

[JetGirl]

Would you really consider it one of the funniest shows on TV?

[The Illusive Man]

It makes me laugh alot so i guess

[gangsteroc]

The third best Cartoon ever

[hoopymo]

aye right what about hong kong phooey or captain caveman

[frys_red_jacket]

Would you really consider it one of the funniest shows on TV?

i think its quite funny but not as funny as some programs
mind you i watched one the other day and peter sang a song that had me in hysterics

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

The third best Cartoon ever


Whats the top two then

[frys_red_jacket]

yeah please enlighten us

[hoopymo]

hong kong phooey and futurama

[JetGirl]

"number one super guy"

[frys_red_jacket]

i can only barely remember that cartoon

[The Illusive Man]

I have no idea what those are, apart from futurama

[hoopymo]

you've never heard of hong kong phooey


YouTube - hong kong phooey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeAqlYv2wQ)

the cat did most of the work, also he used to consult his kung fu manual

[JetGirl]

the theme song is still engrained in my head

[hoopymo]

same. how bout this for a classic


YouTube - Captain Caveman Intro (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE)

[frys_red_jacket]

lol i used to watch that,i usedto say he reminded me of my uncle.
maybe someone should make a thread about old cartoons we used to watch,it could be quite interesting

[hoopymo]

it could be...

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

What the hell is hong kong phooey?

[1B-DI]

One of the greatest cartoons of the 70s :D

[frys_red_jacket]

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh264/gellarbing/images.jpg

he's a number 1 superguy :)

[bending_unit_22]

Is it me, or are today's cartoons not as good as the older ones? I mean, look at all the stuff they have on Cartoon Network. They got this new show coming on about chickens that do kung-fu of something like that. But, I do like Family Guy, but I haven't been watching it in a while (blame anime) but I like the older episodes of FG better. Another reason why older shows are better.

[montrosefc]

Family Guy, Futurama and the likes are awesome. So I think todays cartoons hold up well!

[xrhstos]

Nice.I like Stewie , he's fun.

[Fruitosaurus]

Meh. Too random for the likes of me

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

Anyone have it on DVD?, I have the first two seasons.

[KING ZOIDY]

I've noticed they make Stewie gay, straight, and bi-sexual what up with that?

[The Illusive Man]

Anyone have it on DVD?, I have the first two seasons.

Yeah i've got season 5.

[KING ZOIDY]

Family Guy is funny!! Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha!

love peters long laughing sessions

[mcroll'd]

it aint funny dawg

[KING ZOIDY]

hey, im not your 'dawg', stop talking like some retarded gangster its disgusting

[mcroll'd]

thats not nice dawg, personally for saying that and ytour comment in the mature pics thread i think you are disgusting and racist

[KING ZOIDY]

i think your a wanna-be gangster

[mcroll'd]

i think you are really racist

[KING ZOIDY]

your racist to whites you f***er

[mcroll'd]

you pushed me to it goddammit

[KING ZOIDY]

f*** you white hater

[mcroll'd]

i dont hate whites, only racists like you

[KING ZOIDY]

im not an f***ing racist you are! calling whites crackers! your f***ing retarded

[The Illusive Man]

Anyway back on topic

[KING ZOIDY]

yeah Family Guy is funny

[frys_red_jacket]

#It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV#

come on you know the words lol

[KING ZOIDY]

"But where those good ol fashion values! On which we used to relly!"

[Fruitosaurus]

"Lucky there's a family guy!" Um, da da da da da da, "laugh and cry!"

[Punisher]

family guy makes me laugh so hard it makes me pee my pants! i wub that show!

[Fruitosaurus]

"He's a family guy!!"

[Punisher]

"it seems today is all you see is violence and sex on movies and tv!" i wub that part of the song!

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL me too

[Fruitosaurus]

I like that part too!

[KING ZOIDY]

*laughs and pees pants*

[Fruitosaurus]

*laughs*

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

*Thinks WTF is going on*

[KING ZOIDY]

*smacks KMSMA for not knowing what going on*

[Fruitosaurus]

Bad KMSMA!

[Punisher]

feela+lery is back from camp ipod!

[KING ZOIDY]

back on topic, my favorite line in the WHOLE show

Peter: "Lois! Sex turns straights into gay's and gay's into Mexicans! See everyone goes down a notch!"

[The Illusive Man]

LOL

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL i laughed for 2 whole hours when i heard that!

[Punisher]

iv noticed but peter farts alot cus like every episode he surprizes someone with a fart!

[KING ZOIDY]

[Lois and Peter both looking in mirror]

Lois: "Look at that hansom man!"

Peter: "You son of a bitch!"

[punches and breaks mirror]

[Fruitosaurus]

LOL Peter's retarded!

[KING ZOIDY]

[ Peter walks up to microphone]

Peter: Attention....testicles...that is all

[Fruitosaurus]

LOL

[Punisher]

peter farts alot!

[KING ZOIDY]

Peter: "Its just like when I farted for the first time"

[flash back] *farts* "What the hell was that?"

[Fruitosaurus]

LOL Peter's funny sometimes!

[JoeyLostDharma]

Lurve family Guy...spent a couple hours watching season 6 dvd today.

[frys_red_jacket]

i watched an episode just now and peter was singing in "grease" style

[john]

i know, that one is season 2, about licking toads?

[frys_red_jacket]

thats the one yeah

[john]

Lando griffin...Lol

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL

[JoeyLostDharma]

On BBC3?

[frys_red_jacket]

yeah

[JoeyLostDharma]

Cool! I have em all on dvd anyway. :)
You from England then yeah?

[frys_red_jacket]

close, im from wales :)
well in actual fact i am from there originaly though

[JoeyLostDharma]

Oh, cool. I'm Irish.

[Fruitosaurus]

Back on topic, FG is hopefully gonna start being funny again

[Gazereths]

I think it's still funny, I'm watching the latest series right now.

[frys_red_jacket]

i still think its funny too,just very random

[Gazereths]

Yeah there's very little in the way of plot...But randomness can be funny.

[frys_red_jacket]

yeah true, as long as its not too much

[Gazereths]

Well Family guy seems to be the ultimate in randomness!!

[Fruitosaurus]

It doesn't seem as funny since it came back.

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

I think it is still funny but last season was a little crap with some episode, as other episodes were funny.

[Fruitosaurus]

True.

[beavis]

its ok but i prefer the simpsons

[Fruitosaurus]

I agree

[hdBattousai]

ehh futurama is better then the simpsons thru and thru better storyline and randomness but just because of how random it is i love family guy it plays through an episode but at the same time everything is just random and has nothing to do with the storyline

[The Illusive Man]

Peter fighting a chicken for instance

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL classic moments

[ilovebender.com]

Find your penis.
Find your penis for a dollar.
Find your penis
1 dollar to who ever could find their penis, 1 dollar,
find your penis.

then five minutes later a dead guy is found and amongst all the shocks and gasps someone says
I just found my penis.

THAT IS FUNNY! Rofl, Funny.

[KING ZOIDY]

LOVE the one where peter becomes a maid!
Peter: "House keeping! *knocks on door*.....house keeping!
Man: "Go away..."
Peter:House keeping?
Man: No go away!
Peter i come in anyway?
Man: No
Peter: OK, i come in anyway
[Man and GF having sex]
Man: What the hell!
Peter: I clean?
Man: No!
Peter: I stay and watch?
Man: No!
Peter: I join you?
Man: N-what?
Peter: I join you and lady friend?
Man: Wel-what do you think hun?
Lady: Turn around *peter turns around*-no i dont think so
Peter: I clean?
Man: Ok

[ilovebender.com]

Stewie: "Do you know that I've got a date with Connie Demico this Saturday night at Anal Point?"

Brian: "Ah. I've heard about that place."

Stewie: "Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea."

Brian: "Well uh, I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think 'gosh there's no way I'm going to be able to fit in there' but then you fold in the side view mirrors and sure enough, well look at that."

Stewie: "Well in that scenario it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car."

Brian: "Yeah, that's what I've always guessed."


I just -> HAD <- to set someone up with this in the This & That game, and some guy said "Be the parking space"...
I get my kicks from this forum sometimes, it's sad but true.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

I love family guy and watch it all the time. the problem is that some of the stories lack depth and they usually just add fill in in (random clips). don't get me wrong i love the show, but sometimes i feel they can have better plots. I find it halirous mostly due to the randomness (its a good & bad thing). i find futurama funny in a different way, it has great plots, somtimes makes us cry, and is damn funny. I love both of these shows and can't decide which is better because they are both soo different...

[KING ZOIDY]

Lois: Peter! why the hell is there so much milk in the fridge?"
Peter: "Oh yeah, thank Lois for reminding me, um, hey, everbody, most of the milk in the fridge isnt milk..its horse sperm..im a horse breeder now!"
*Stewie stops eating cereal, looks at spoon, then keeps eating* LOL

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol Stewie would probably like that cerial...

[KING ZOIDY]

"Cereal" not "Cerial" but yes seeing as how he's gay LOL

[beavis]

i thought peter had a bone on his chin but now i think its balls

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol yeah me too. He actually mentioned that one time. Peter: "What are these doing here?" (takes "chin" off and puts it in his pants) lol never fails to make me laugh.

[Fudimplan]

i recently saw the episode about the FCC. they start to cover everything obscene and one of the guys from the FCC asks the other if he should cover Peter's chin xD

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

omg that was halarous lol!!!!

[beavis]

i remember that part and then they censored his farts

[snowman4450]

that show is so good
they must of had an idea
an idea so smart there head would hav exploded if we even new wat there were taking about lol

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol that confused me.

[beavis]

i couldn't agree more

[ilovebender.com]

The creator of Family Guy worked on Johnny Bravo back in day, acording to a Family Guy episode commentary.

[beavis]

wow i didn't know that

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

me either, i used to love that show lol!

[futuramafreak9]

:thumbdown::yawns:boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beavis]

well i guess that its a show that not everyone likes (i don't think any shows are like that)

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

i dont remember it much though...

[beavis]

i was checking to see if there was a chicken fight 4 on youtube but it was a rickroll :thumbdown:

[The Illusive Man]

There is one on there with the chicken and Peter.

[futuramafreak9]

sorry!!!!:blush:just not my thing.

[iDannyR]

Get oout of this thread then.

[KING ZOIDY]

lol

[frys_red_jacket]

my sisters become obsessed with family guy lately

[beavis]

i just watched the family guy star wars episode

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

yeah me too, i loved the couch scene. lol

[beavis]

yeah me too

O_o what a freaky coincidence

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

yeah, i know, it was on tv tropolis.

[beavis]

i really hate it when family guy keeps repeating stuff like when stewie was playing marco polo with someone who didn't know what was going on

[The Illusive Man]

i just watched the family guy star wars episode

Blue Harvest was pretty good with Herbert as Obi Wan

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

i love when he sang "time of my life" to Luke Skywalker (Chris). LOL

[beavis]

yeah that was funny

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol and a little scary...

[The Illusive Man]

i love when he sang "time of my life" to Luke Skywalker (Chris). LOL

That was on border line hardcore perv

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

lol

[JoeyLostDharma]

Did anyone see the new episode on BBC3 the other night?
It was so funny.

[KING ZOIDY]

Blue Harvest was pretty good with Herbert as Obi Wan

I can do his voice perfectly
"I know what boys like! I know what guys want! what boys like, what boys like, what boys like its what guys want!" LOLLOL

[The Illusive Man]

LOL How come knowbody else see he's a perv?

[KING ZOIDY]

"Hey Chris! Wanna come inside? I've got some popsicles you can have, they're right in the basement!" LOLLOL

[frys_red_jacket]

that old dude is sick but so funny LOL

[KING ZOIDY]

"go on jesse, make your peeps 'n poops"
LOL his dog is funny too

[frys_red_jacket]

i love when he sings "somewhere thats green" and the whole scene is just like the one on little shop of horrors exept with him and chris as lovers LOL LOL

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

LOL i loved that! mr. herbert is funny in a creepy way. my friends say i can do a good impression of him. i remembered when he was singing ymca when he built that booth that said: "free popsicles and sholder rubs." lol and when he bought a teddy bear, a box, a ruler, and a peice of string from the department store. lol mr herbert: "i missed boy meets world for this." LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL LOL

[The Illusive Man]

I like the bit where Chris is doing Herberts garden because he broke his window and Herbet says "if you feel sweaty and wanna take off your shirt and tie in in a knot your choice"

[Punisher]

I like the episode when Joe can finnally walk and he loses his friends.

[The Illusive Man]

Yeah that's a good one

[KING ZOIDY]

lol i loved CrippleTron LOL

[JoeyLostDharma]

Herbert is awesome.

[KING ZOIDY]

"Say chris, i need a strappin young lad to do some chores around the house"

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

LOL

[Punisher]

I see some Peter Griffin's alot.lol

Because I see alot of people who like Pete in real life....

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL

[Jules]

I love family guy :P
It is awesome :)

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

yeah, family guy rocks! :)

[beavis]

remember the one with new brian

[KING ZOIDY]

Yeah lol

[Punisher]

I'm stuck in Peter Griffin's fat.

[KING ZOIDY]

"Come on over Cory! I've got some popsicles in the basement!"

[The Illusive Man]

"Er its exactly what it looks like"

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL

[The Illusive Man]

*Oh my god, i'm a tomato"

[Punisher]

I like the episode where Brian's gay cousin visits.

[The Illusive Man]

Jasper, i love his quote about a young skinny guy and sitting across from sailers and thinking about navy cake.

[frys_red_jacket]

im watching it right now, its the one where peter is trying to be 17 lol

[The Illusive Man]

What season is that?

[frys_red_jacket]

ive absoultly no idea lol

[The Illusive Man]

I'm gonna have to flick over and see which episode it is.

[frys_red_jacket]

its a different episode on now, but probably from the same series

[The Illusive Man]

Have you seen the one with James Woods?

[frys_red_jacket]

which ones that? ive never heard of james woods

[The Illusive Man]

Neither had i, there's two episodes with Woods. First one where Woods steals Peter's wallet and takes his identity and Peter does the same and ruins his career. Second one is Woods wanting revenge.

[frys_red_jacket]

oh right, then no i dont think ive seen those episodes

[beavis]

i am watching a episode right now where stewie goes to daycare

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

no, the first one is where peter and james woods are buddies and james woods replaces brian. the second one is where he takes peters wallet and identity, and peter takes james woods identity for revenge.

[frys_red_jacket]

i am watching a episode right now where stewie goes to daycare

i saw that one yesterday

[beavis]

and i am watching it right now

[frys_red_jacket]

well obviously, you did already mention it

[Fudimplan]

i am watching a episode right now where stewie goes to daycare

stewie has got to be one of the funniest characters ever invented. he shares 1st place with bender LOL

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

i am watching a episode right now where stewie goes to daycare

thats before stewie found out that he is gay. lol

[beavis]

herbert sounded like mr hanky when he said "hi kyle"

[JoeyLostDharma]

Last night's new episode was pretty good. With OJ Simpson.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

LOL i love that episode!

[I Hate Bottles]

I just watched the uncensored versions of Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie. I haven't really seen the new episodes too much (I have the older episodes on dvd) but...wow. There was a cutaway like every five seconds! They were funny episodes but the cutaways were insane. Are all the new episodes like that?

[The Illusive Man]

No.They still cut away but nowhere near the Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie episodes.

[I Hate Bottles]

That's good to know. The cutaways on those episodes were just way too much. I might break down and buy some of the new seasons on dvd.

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL the cutaways are the best!
Peter: "This is like the time when i was that Siren, luring sailors to their deaths"
[Cut away]
Peter: "Neh-neh- nehnehneh- neh neh neh neh-neehhhhhh"
*Ships comes in and wrecks on rock*

[I Hate Bottles]

Some of them can be really annoying, especially when they're fired at you every 2 seconds.

[KING ZOIDY]

lol

[Punisher]

It'd probaly suck to be Peter Griffin.

[KING ZOIDY]

Wha?

[The Illusive Man]

I love the bit where Peter says, "this was like the time i saved Luke Skywalkers life", cuts to Han dragging luke and Peter is laying on the floor and Han Cuts open Peter with the Lightsaber and Peter says "its ok your cutting into the fat". I was like wtf.

[I Hate Bottles]

Despite all of the negative things I can say about FG, it's still funny as hell and I think that Seth MacFarlane is a cutie. :D