View Full Version : Whats the worst movie you have ever seen?
Gurman169
30-10-2006, 01:22 AM
Whats the worst movie you have ever seen?
I think mine is Pluto Nash
Relic
30-10-2006, 11:27 AM
Oh easily anything that Uwe Boll Directs. Just horrible stuff on a mass scale.
BloodRayne (2005)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
House of the Dead (2003)
Valiant and Wild Geese. A movie cant get any worse!
Sanshu
30-10-2006, 03:04 PM
Rockie Horror Picture Show
is the most stupid movie that had so much fuss make about it.
Relic
30-10-2006, 03:13 PM
Rockie Horror Picture Show
is the most stupid movie that had so much fuss make about it.
I love that movie. You know why you probably don't like it because you never dressed up and seen at a movie theater. Midnight movie madness showing the Rockie Horror Picture Show, great fun, first time I dropped acid was at one of those showings.
Oh, uh, don't do drugs, drugs are bad, mmmmkay.
Gurman169
30-10-2006, 07:36 PM
LOL Yea i didn't like it either to weird
sheepy
30-10-2006, 10:21 PM
Just got to be Magnolia.
It's the sort of movie that doesn't make sense, but there are loads of people who rave about it, who deep down also don't understand it - but want to make the rest of us feel like plebs, so rave about it's deep meanings (Yeah, so the highlight of this was when it rained frogs :roll: ).
I want those three hours back :x
Nevermore
31-10-2006, 03:33 AM
i heard Mr. Jingles was just absolutely horrible,the movie was so badly done and the effects so horrid even compared to older movies like Jack Frost 2 (the killer snowman)
Senpai101
06-11-2006, 02:17 PM
A Barbie movie i had to watch with my niece.
I swear those movie can kill a perfectly sane man
Pazuzu
06-11-2006, 06:03 PM
I don't know what the wrost movie I've seen is... I can tell you theweirdest movie I 've ever seen though... That was Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. I don't get that movie!!!
frys_red_jacket
07-11-2006, 12:25 PM
Rockie Horror Picture Show
is the most stupid movie that had so much fuss make about it.
thats one of my fav movies ever, i absolutly love it
the worst movie ive seen is any james bond movies, my bf watches them all the time and they bore me to tears
Gazereths
08-11-2006, 01:04 AM
yeah im not a fan of the J.B movies but the rockie horror pic show was wierd!!!
Worst movie i ever saw was probably "cannibal holocaust" totally over the top FX and no real story....the worst actors in the world!!!! Pretty sick really...no need for it...Dont get me wrong i love gore flicks but this was stupid!!!1 Cant belive it got banned tho!! LOL The spanish government arrested the director cause they thought it was real....If you think this sh#t was real you need a lobotomy!!!! Dumbest movie ever!!!!
P.S dont watch if you are easily shocked, or scared.....18's only LOL
ironik
14-11-2006, 05:32 AM
alexander was one of the worst movies i have ever seen
Ryvul
18-11-2006, 01:27 AM
I hate anything that's drama. Those movies are plain depressing. But if there's one movie that I'll never see a second time, it's Cujo. If you think about it, you kinda have to feel sorry for the dog. What the hell was Stephen King thinking!?
Gazereths
18-11-2006, 01:52 AM
must say i think stephen king is overrated!
Ryvul
20-11-2006, 01:23 AM
But not Mel Brooks or Quentin Tarantino.
Sapphorous
20-11-2006, 02:35 AM
The worst movie I've ever seen would have to be Rocky 5.
ironik
20-11-2006, 03:15 AM
that was awful but im still going to see rocky 6
wwwwNAMEwwww
27-11-2006, 06:46 PM
Peter Pan: Return to Neverland
frys_red_jacket
28-11-2006, 03:37 PM
da vinci code or pirates of the caribbean are 2 more dull movies i find very boring
beano2
28-11-2006, 04:53 PM
A Barbie movie i had to watch with my niece.
I swear those movie can kill a perfectly sane man
very true
my worst movie of all time is house of wax
ironik
28-11-2006, 05:55 PM
house of wax was bad but paris hilton dieing a greusom death made up for the whole movie
Ryvul
28-11-2006, 09:11 PM
I can see your side. What kinda confused me was whenever Brian Van Holt (Bo) asked Elisha Cuthbert if she could help him with a few truck suplies and she just locks herself in his truck. The guy's just asking for a favor. Ya hafta admit Elisha Cuthbert's hotter than Paris Hilton. I thought the movie got better as it went along.
Now theres this new kids movie from the developers of Shrek. Its about a toilet...
frys_red_jacket
29-11-2006, 02:28 PM
house of wax was bad but paris hilton dieing a greusom death made up for the whole movie
i quite liked house of wax but i didn't know paris hilton was in it
frys_red_jacket
29-11-2006, 02:29 PM
Now theres this new kids movie from the developers of Shrek. Its about a toilet...
i think you mean "flushed away"
beano2
01-12-2006, 11:37 AM
i want to see that
frys_red_jacket
01-12-2006, 02:38 PM
me too
ironik
01-12-2006, 05:34 PM
i cant stand those claymation movies like walice and gromet and that stuff
Got that right. Im hermes!! I liked Lrr more... I just saw this movie called Domino and the ninth legion. BOTH SUCKED!
Gazereths
01-12-2006, 07:56 PM
Congrats on the new avatar ace....:)
Walace and gromit are a bit dull.....it must take em years to make a film tho..
ironik
01-12-2006, 08:05 PM
what a waste of time and money
frys_red_jacket
02-12-2006, 12:35 PM
i love wallace and gromit
1B-DI
03-12-2006, 04:51 AM
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. I can't believe I actually sat through that. Gawd, I'm an idiot.
Pariah
06-12-2006, 11:32 PM
The worst movie I have seen was Well I havent seen a bad movie.
TheTodd
07-12-2006, 12:20 AM
The 2 worst movies I“ve seen are "House Of The Dead" and "Adrift" aka Open Water 2.
I saw the latter at a sneak preview and I would“ve left about 30 minutes in if
I hadn“t been half drunk and the audience wasn“t that awesome. As soon as
someone died the whole audience laughed and clapped their hands with joy.
Nobody in the whole cinema liked that movie, but the people made it a worth while
movie going experience. :)
Manos...Hands Of Fate...it's so bad it's fun to watch...Mystery Science Theater 3000 did a version of it...LOL
LOVE mst3000!!!
Also hated Money Train and Sideways...
1B-DI
14-01-2007, 09:33 AM
Oh man, I miss mst3k! I used to watch that all the time!
frys_red_jacket
14-01-2007, 11:05 AM
i recently had to watch all 3 die hard films, hated all 3
YAY Beady!!! Me too....although it depends on which movie they're ripping on....one of my faves is " Prince of Space "...do what you can to see the MST version!!!
Red Jacket!!!!What??????? Really?????? I liked 'em okay....each to his own...
frys_red_jacket
14-01-2007, 06:25 PM
well im quite a girly girl really, so im more into girly films rather than action
Fair enough....but I like sensitive films and I'm a manly-man!!
Benoit
04-03-2007, 07:43 AM
Little Black Book
Never saw that......really that bad, eh??
1B-DI
04-03-2007, 06:01 PM
I also hated The Black Dahlia.
Really???
How come??
( I haven't seen it, but have followed the case )
1B-DI
04-03-2007, 06:25 PM
The movie was just too confusing, it really had nothing to do with the murder.
I see.....good to know...
frys_red_jacket
04-03-2007, 08:16 PM
don't think ill give that movie a go then
Ryvul
04-03-2007, 08:31 PM
I didn't care for Cabin Fever. It wasn't as good as I thought it would be. I actually thought Jordan Ladd was gonna pull through, but when her friend checked in on her, she looked like Havik from MK Deception.
frys_red_jacket
04-03-2007, 08:33 PM
i quite liked cabin fever, was gruesome in places though
I thought it was not gruesome enough.....kind of a rip-off...like that 28 Days thing...
frys_red_jacket
04-03-2007, 08:54 PM
don't you mean 28 days or maybe im thinkng of something totally different
I do...and I hit the 6 by mistake...thanks!! I edited it....
Gurman169
04-03-2007, 10:16 PM
Freedomland
Gurman169
04-03-2007, 10:21 PM
that was pretty bad
Oh my God!!! That looked horrible!!!
Why on Earth did you see it??? LOL
Gurman169
05-03-2007, 12:11 AM
I saw it from library it was pretty bad
Okay then....live and learn, eh? What's next for you....Norbit??? :lol:
Norbit? Are you crazy. I wouldnt even wish that on Cubert
Hey.......good idea!!! Let's give it a try!!!
Ryvul
06-03-2007, 01:53 AM
i quite liked cabin fever, was gruesome in places thoughIt's fine if you liked it, I thought it had a sucky ending.
Ryvul
06-03-2007, 01:55 AM
I thought it was not gruesome enough.....kind of a rip-off...like that 28 Days thing...I saw 28 Days Later too. It was the same time I rented Cabin Fever. It was okay, not anything special.
Yeah.....I shy away from teen slasher movies now....they all suck...
frys_red_jacket
06-03-2007, 01:02 PM
Okay then....live and learn, eh? What's next for you....Norbit??? :lol:
i actually want to see that film.........please be gentle
Just let me stop hitting my head with this hammer and I'll try to be gentle....
This might take a while.......
Ow
beccal1993
06-03-2007, 03:57 PM
I think i made my point clear in my Epic Movie thread!
YUP!!!
I was maybe gonna rent that, too!!
Thanks for the warning!!
Ryvul
30-03-2007, 04:21 PM
i quite liked cabin fever, was gruesome in places though
Even though I saw Cabin Fever and didn't care for it, somehow I still keep thinking about some parts. I think it's that Jordan Ladd chick who wreeled me in.
I saw that Larry the Cable Guy movie. SOOO BAD
I'm so sorry for you, dude?
Is there anything I can do for ya, in this....your time of need??
Ryvul
24-04-2007, 01:18 AM
I was forced to watch a few other sucky movies. RV, and Are We There Yet. Are We There Yet was so retarded, I couldn't watch the rest of the movie. I would've been much better watching Underworld: Evolution which I did later on, just to erase the stupidity I've watched.
seiryu
30-05-2007, 07:47 AM
the covenant and the wickerman! both horrendously bad
KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS
02-06-2007, 04:44 PM
Stealth and Hercules in New York
futurama rules
11-06-2007, 04:21 PM
lady in the water and the covenant
seiryu
11-06-2007, 06:42 PM
yes i also said the covenant it was like a bad movie that incorporated the movie "the craft" with power ranger fighting skills
futurama rules
12-06-2007, 05:13 PM
lol yer it was
KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS
29-06-2007, 09:21 PM
Hercules in New York, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger's film debut back in 1970. It was so bad it was type of funny, but in a crap way.
tfkrocks
26-07-2007, 11:09 AM
The one I've watched most recently would be Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Stupid younger brother wanted to watch it. Crappy kid's movie.
JetGirl
20-09-2007, 03:07 PM
i agree with a few that have already been mentioned but i'll say some new ones:
Gladiator - very very very very boring. A pointless movie with nothing interesting going on. i swear this film felt like it lasted 6 hours.
The Pianist - Nothing too special. Way to much hype for a mediocre movie.
Asawang - An attempt at trying to make another country's horror monster our own. oh, did i mention it was a bad attempt? pretty lame movie, but it would have been PERFECT for mystery science theatre.
The Illusive Man
20-09-2007, 09:45 PM
Thunderbirds, it sucked so much.
Cloverfield
20-09-2007, 10:55 PM
I havn't seen that, wouldn't have anyway lol
The Illusive Man
20-09-2007, 11:07 PM
I saw the tv show all the time when i was a kid.I thought the movie would be good, it wasn't though
Anubis
21-09-2007, 02:35 PM
Pokemon the Movie, I could only take it for 15 minutes and had to walk out...and that was when pokemon was in fashion, after that I immediately sold my only pokemon card for £2. (umm...largish water Loch Nessy sort of fishy monster....and was a shiny card).
JetGirl
21-09-2007, 04:51 PM
Oooh a lapris card?
heh i have to say i wasn't into pokemon but when the first movie came on tv i watched it and i finally understood what pokemon was about. i thought it was pretty cool. and mew was cute. :D
Crash. That movie destroys all faith in humanity. I can't believe it won an Oscar.
JetGirl
27-09-2007, 05:45 PM
i haven't even heard of that one
frys_red_jacket
30-09-2007, 03:30 PM
i watched beerfest last night and what a pile of crap that was
JetGirl
01-10-2007, 03:41 PM
i didnt' think beerfest was awful. but definitly not as much fun as super troopers.
The Illusive Man
01-10-2007, 05:04 PM
I've heard of neither lol
JetGirl
01-10-2007, 05:34 PM
super troopers is funny dark, i think you'll dig it.
Other crap movies i saw this weekend: Knocked up and Bug
terrible terrible
NovaMist
11-12-2007, 04:00 PM
One of the most boring films I've ever seen was "Prime", with Uma Thurman and Meryl Streep. Slow, arduous, badly edited - ARGH!
I expected so much more of Meryl and Uma! :(
JetGirl
11-12-2007, 05:46 PM
yeah i saw bits and pieces of that film, didn't bother watching more then about 20 minutes worth. i saw HOT ROD, it had about 2 scenes where i laughed my ass off, the rest was just boring and seemed really forced
colberts
12-12-2007, 06:18 AM
i really didn't like grave of the fireflies. it seemed gratuitously depressing without much point. and everything with nicolas cage :P
slayer867
13-12-2007, 07:42 AM
Napoleon Dynamite was pretty terrible (I don't care what anyone says, I HATE IT :) )
beavis
24-01-2009, 12:29 AM
again sorry if this has already been made
the worst movie i saw was blades of glory
Corpse Bride. Couldn't stand it.
frys_red_jacket
24-01-2009, 12:39 AM
merged
MovieMan8877445
24-01-2009, 06:10 AM
Napolean Dynamite
Rataouille
Obvious spoof movies
rogercieslar
24-01-2009, 06:17 AM
all films about english history
ali baba is going to a town[1937]
hippiemusicgal
24-01-2009, 06:53 AM
This one movie I'm watching in my history class its really weird and boring but I forget what it's called
The Illusive Man
24-01-2009, 11:06 PM
Dark Knight
MovieMan8877445
24-01-2009, 11:47 PM
Dark Knight
You must've not seen many movies then.
You must've not seen many movies then.
I agree!
Punisher
24-01-2009, 11:59 PM
TDK is teh sexx.
How could you hate such an awesome superhero movie? Did that hype live up to nothing?
Cloverfield
25-01-2009, 12:21 AM
Dark Knight
You only say that coz it was like 3 hours long lol
Meet the Spartans.
I agree with Meet The Spartans Clov.
and Disaster Movie!
I agree with Meet The Spartans Clov.
and Disaster Movie!
Pretty much all of those movies made by those guys are the worst.
10000 BC though I think is one of, if not the worst.
Ryvul
26-01-2009, 06:17 AM
Pay it Foward.
They should call it Gay it Foward cuz the whole movie was gay. If they made a dog porno they could call it Spay her Foward. Now that would've been more fun to see.
JetGirl
26-01-2009, 05:13 PM
Asawang
one of the worst movies ever. i have no idea how it won anything at sundance
The Illusive Man
26-01-2009, 05:20 PM
You only say that coz it was like 3 hours long lol
Meet the Spartans.
Exactly, it was too long and if it wasn't for the Joker i would probably left i was that uninterested in the story.
I Hate Bottles
26-01-2009, 10:08 PM
Two words: Demon Island. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201844/) Actually when I saw it it was called Pinata. My ex and I got free tickets for a test screening of the movie. For one thing, it's about a killer pinata. And for some reason it would switch to Pinata-cam, so we get to see the Pinata's P.O.V. That's pretty much all I can recall, probably because I blocked it from memory. Too painful to relive. However I do remember everyone in the enitre theater making fun of the movie and writing my witty yet scathing opinions on my comment card.
Another "winner" is Blood Dolls. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203343/) From what I remember it's about an eccentric millionaire who has a very odd deformity (his head is the size of a softball, which is just wrong.) Well, said eccentric millionaire created these evil little doll/puppet creatures to carry out his evil bidding and kill a bunch of people who ticked him off. Probably someone who cut him off on the freeway, I don't know. And for some very bizarre reason, he had this metal girl band locked up in a cage forced to perform bad music for him. If they didn't comply, he would zap them with a cattle prod or something. I saw it on the Sci-Fi Channel at about two o'clock in the morning and I initially thought the movie was a result of my insomnia/sleep deprivation. A hallucination. Unfortunately it wasn't.
JetGirl
26-01-2009, 10:22 PM
Another "winner" is Blood Dolls. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203343/) From what I remember it's about an eccentric millionaire who has a very odd deformity (his head is the size of a softball, which is just wrong.) Well, said eccentric millionaire created these evil little doll/puppet creatures to carry out his evil bidding and kill a bunch of people who ticked him off. Probably someone who cut him off on the freeway, I don't know. And for some very bizarre reason, he had this metal girl band locked up in a cage forced to perform bad music for him. If they didn't comply, he would zap them with a cattle prod or something. I saw it on the Sci-Fi Channel at about two o'clock in the morning and I initially thought the movie was a result of my insomnia/sleep deprivation. A hallucination. Unfortunately it wasn't.
aside from the fact it almost sounds like a rip off of Demon Toys and The Puppet Master, something about it sounds friggan awesome! but i'll trust you when you say it was complete and utter crap lol
I Hate Bottles
26-01-2009, 10:59 PM
It's just horribly random. I think the insomnia had something to do with it. I might have enjoyed it watching it with a bunch of friends...I love bad movies. I forgot to mention that the millionaire also has a butler who has his face painted up like a clown. :conf:
Here's the trailer if you're interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-HYSBEH3ts
It's a little gory and it has some weird S&M stuff, but it's not too bad.
Gazereths
26-01-2009, 11:57 PM
Lawnmower man 2: beyond cyberspace.......Sooooo bad it's not even funny.
JetGirl
27-01-2009, 09:06 PM
lol i saw that in theatres!
Gazereths
27-01-2009, 09:28 PM
Not only was it a crappy movie with crappy actors, they totally ignored the ending of the original film...LMAO
Venkman
27-01-2009, 09:33 PM
One of the worst I have seen is Lord of the rings.
rogercieslar
27-01-2009, 09:35 PM
what?this is F***** good movie.I got every part of It in director's cut
Venkman
27-01-2009, 09:36 PM
I thought the movie was awful, I hate it always have done.
frys_red_jacket
27-01-2009, 11:07 PM
One of the worst I have seen is Lord of the rings.
i hated that movie too, i just happen to have to watch it whilst babysitting a few years ago and found it soooo boring
KING ZOIDY
27-01-2009, 11:59 PM
Bambi, no contest
Ps360
28-01-2009, 12:52 AM
High School musical.
JetGirl
28-01-2009, 04:57 PM
Bambi, no contest
cinderella was 10x worse
KING ZOIDY
28-01-2009, 07:10 PM
Ugh i hate that one too, just plain awful, it made my eyeballs bleed :(
Ryvul
28-01-2009, 09:17 PM
I thought Elf sucked. I know Will Ferrel's in the movie, but the movie was just too childish. Bad Santa was much better.
rogercieslar
29-01-2009, 03:15 PM
I totally agree with you
KING ZOIDY
29-01-2009, 07:14 PM
Elf ruled, your the one who sucks
Punisher
29-01-2009, 07:17 PM
Anything made by the The Aslylum has to be the worst.
Especially, their Snakes On A Plane ripoff "Snakes On A Train" and Cloverfield ripoff "Monster"
KING ZOIDY
29-01-2009, 07:18 PM
those were awful
Punisher
29-01-2009, 07:19 PM
Their were only like 10 people on the train and like 5 snakes.
They coulda just stopped the train and put a gas bomb to knock out the snakes.
KING ZOIDY
29-01-2009, 07:20 PM
percisely, next it'll be "Mooses on a Tractor: noone can hear you scream!"
Punisher
29-01-2009, 07:22 PM
And in Monster, they didn't even show the monster at all. Just tentacles pooping everywhere.
iDannyR
29-01-2009, 07:34 PM
Chronicles of Narnia.
f*cking hated it.
Venkman
29-01-2009, 07:46 PM
Chronicles of Narnia.
f*cking hated it.
I also hated that movie.
iDannyR
29-01-2009, 08:20 PM
I also hated that movie.
I read some of the book back when I was a kid and I loved it, but the movie was bad. :closedeyes:
JetGirl
29-01-2009, 11:13 PM
i grew up on th cartoon, the movie was similar so it was pretty much what i expected.
rogercieslar
30-01-2009, 03:19 PM
what's TH?
iDannyR
30-01-2009, 03:30 PM
it's "the", she forgot the "e"
JetGirl
30-01-2009, 03:44 PM
yeah sorry, typing too fast :P
rogercieslar
30-01-2009, 05:14 PM
there was a cartoon from narnia?why I didn't heard about It
JetGirl
30-01-2009, 07:24 PM
yeah they did a cartoon movie The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe back in the 80's. it was good but its pretty much the same as the live action movie. just like the lord of the rings cartoons
KING ZOIDY
30-01-2009, 07:25 PM
i think cinderalla II and III plus little mermiad II and III were utter failures
Tachibana
30-01-2009, 07:32 PM
I can say the worst movie I've ever seen is Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Ball:_The_Magic_Begins). I'm not thinking up a movie off the top of my head just for the sake of posting (and it's probably not fair to not let a B-Grade movie just be a B-Grade movie (I'm looking at you JetGirl and I hate Bottles :p)), but I hate this film.
It was a long time ago, but I remember thinking the entire movie that there were too many jokes about sex. Not just from Roshi (or whatever his name was), but every character. And that's just not in the spirit of the Dragon Ball story, which is more light-hearted. It wasn't at all about the terrible no budget special effects (people flying on strings) or bad acting, it was just a horrible story with horrible dialogue.
I mean, Dragon Ball's bread and butter is it's fighting, and there's too much focus on other things (like Roshi trying to score with Bulma (or whatever her name was)) to tell a good story in like 80 minutes. Especially if they stay on Roshi's island exchanging horrible, horrible banter (I think Goku (or whatever his name was) said something along the lines of "boys who touch girls are called rapists!") for 40 minutes. They didn't use their time wisely, and had to rush through the whole thing, is what I'm getting at.
I'm probably being a little unfair though, because I watched it with expectations of the Dragon Ball manga and anime, and this is the loosest adaptation of anything I've ever seen. And I don't think it was supposed to be based on the manga as much as that Chinese Monkey Boy legend or whatever. And I may have enjoyed it more not watching it thinking of the manga and anime.
Apart from that, I realy disliked Pokemon: The First Movie's English dub (the Japanese Pokemon: The First Movie is one of my favourite movies ever). My problem with that was it was just too altered, dumbed down and censored.
The dubbers just threw the entire message out the window for "fighting is wrong" propaganda. The movie wasn't so much about fighting in general being wrong, as fighting out of hate is.
KING ZOIDY
30-01-2009, 07:33 PM
Drangon Ball is an awful movie and show, they FAIL miserably
Tachibana
30-01-2009, 07:41 PM
Fantastic insight right there, people.
Punisher
30-01-2009, 07:46 PM
Did you guys know a live-action DragonBall-Z movie is comin' out? It look's miserable.
KING ZOIDY
30-01-2009, 07:47 PM
wow, gay japanese show turns to gay japanese movie......whats the world comin to?
Punisher
30-01-2009, 07:47 PM
wow, gay japanese show turns to gay japanese movie......whats the world comin to?
An end.
KING ZOIDY
30-01-2009, 07:48 PM
*GASPS* Its a trap it is! RUN! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!
Punisher
30-01-2009, 07:49 PM
Run!!! Bad anime turn into a bad movie is gonna kill us!!!!!!!! *dies*
I Hate Bottles
30-01-2009, 08:23 PM
Speaking of bad movies that are coming out, did anyone hear about the Sims Movie? I am a total Sim addict and even I think this movie will be a bad idea. How will it work? Will they speak Simlish or English? Will they have Plumbobs constantly over their heads and say "shoo-flee" when something is in their way? I dunno, maybe it will work but I have my doubts.
And Lucorio, I'm not really into anime at all, but it really seems like turning animation into live action is always a bad idea. Case and point...the Flintstones movie.
rogercieslar
30-01-2009, 08:50 PM
they should ts and futurama in live-action series
JetGirl
30-01-2009, 08:51 PM
(and it's probably not fair to not let a B-Grade movie just be a B-Grade movie (I'm looking at you JetGirl and I hate Bottles :p)
oh don't get me wrong, i love B movies as well. that's why when one of them is really bad i'll still throw it in the worst movie ever seen category cause there are some awesomely great B movies out there along with the awesomely bad :D
iDannyR
30-01-2009, 09:03 PM
Drangon Ball is an awful movie and show, they FAIL miserably
Shut the hell up.
I Hate Bottles
30-01-2009, 09:14 PM
I agree. "Bad" is different for people. I love certain B-movies, because they are poorly done. What's funnier than a B-grade direct-to-video horror movie? They are better than a lot of comedies. Take the most famous bad movie, Plan 9 From Outer Space. It's hilarious. I always get a giggle when night and day interchanges randomly and the flimsy gravestones get knocked over. Not to mention the horrendous acting.
Now there are some movies that are just painful to watch. Like Manos: The Hands of Fate. I love MST, but that episode was a hard one to watch because the movie was just awful. I can't even comprehend trying to watch the full movie without Joel and the 'Bots riffing on it.
So sometimes with me, the "Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen" isn't really an insult, because some of them amuse me. Like Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Sure it's a bad movie, but an awesome one. Although I think I didn't like Blood Dolls because of that dude's freaky head. Just creeped me out for some reason. Although the move was hysterical.
oh! tonks
01-02-2009, 11:54 PM
I watched zombie movie last saturday called The Zombie Diaries. WTF was that movie about?! Zombies, dragging their legs in 1 km/h and STILL people scream their lungs out panicing and manage to get bitten! Oh lord...
NovaMist
28-02-2009, 03:39 PM
I saw The Spirit recently, and it was so bad, I actually fell asleep during it. I never fall asleep during films, but this one was a boring, incoherent mess. Ugh! Has anyone else seen it?
FryRulz
28-02-2009, 03:41 PM
AVP 2 is pretty far up the list now
KING ZOIDY
28-02-2009, 04:45 PM
Shut the hell up.
Freedom of speech
Zorak
04-03-2009, 01:44 AM
Disaster Movie
I Hate Bottles
04-03-2009, 01:57 AM
All of those movies are horrible. Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans. The sad thing is, these movie just keep on coming.
Here's a movie I saw: Asylum.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804443/
I gave it a shot because I have this weird obsession with abandoned, antiquated and possibly haunted insane asylums. This movie was awful though. Cliche after tired cliche. It was a total rip-off of NOES 3: Dream Warriors.
hdBattousai
04-03-2009, 04:26 AM
i'd have to say even tho i love zombies, zombie strippers has got to be one of the worst movies i've ever seen
I Hate Bottles
04-03-2009, 04:41 AM
That still doesn't kill my love for Robert Englund though. lol
shasta
04-03-2009, 07:39 AM
worse movie i sat all the way through "the descent"
worse movie i turned off 5 minutes in "v for vendetta"
RarelyEvil
04-03-2009, 07:55 AM
Shrek the Third. Oh, god! What a travesty!
rogercieslar
04-03-2009, 03:36 PM
I disaagree.It was at least better that shrek 2.
Dr. Perceptron
04-03-2009, 04:04 PM
Tough question.
I'll say Strange Wilderness. I've heard it had a weak plot, I didn't see a plot. Seemed like a collection of bad jokes loosely arranged between profanities.
A second would be The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I actually walked out of that one.
RarelyEvil
04-03-2009, 04:45 PM
I disaagree.It was at least better that shrek 2.
Really? I find the lack of smart jokes very disturbing, the first two movies had some very clever jokes and good stories. The Third is just a load of slapstick and acting silly with a great lack of story. I was very disappointed when I saw it.
rogercieslar
04-03-2009, 06:49 PM
I must say that jokes are now more good to teenagers than to 5 five year olds.5 year old wouldn't understand hey dude yo-yo what up?except polish kid would understand It.
I Hate Bottles
04-03-2009, 08:53 PM
worse movie i turned off 5 minutes in "v for vendetta"
That's one of my favorite movies. :(
Fudimplan
04-03-2009, 09:29 PM
worst movie ever is "Quarantine" which is a remake of the spanish one "REC". omg it's so f***in awful..
I Hate Bottles
04-03-2009, 09:40 PM
These remakes are getting out of control.
Fudimplan
04-03-2009, 09:42 PM
it's not because it's a remake, believe me. the spanish movie is also very bad.. i saw both and both almost made me puke, really... it's awful...
I Hate Bottles
04-03-2009, 09:46 PM
I don't hate all remakes, but Hollywood keeps constantly spewing them out and it's getting annoying. Most of them suck anyway.
Fudimplan
04-03-2009, 09:48 PM
well, i guess King Kong is cool xP
I Hate Bottles
04-03-2009, 10:51 PM
Yeah, King Kong was fairly decent. It took them a really long time to get to the island though. lol
shasta
04-03-2009, 11:19 PM
That's one of my favorite movies. :(
sorry, i just couldnt get past the opening scene, if i wanted to know that many words that started with a V i would get a dictionary, id say maybe its just me, but i wasnt the only one in the room who said hey lets turn this junk off
i really didnt like 300 either and i thought these two were similar in the style in which they were made, very visually stunning in order to compensate for the poor take on what could have been a good story
had 300 skipped on the visual and CGI stuff at the end i would have thought it was a great movie, but I have a degree in history so any time a historical based movie throws in guys with flipper arms and other fantasy type stuff I lose interest.
Fudimplan
04-03-2009, 11:22 PM
most of the ppl i know who saw 300 say it's only worth it for the fighting scenes and the blood.. and actually that would be the only reason why i would ever see it
KING ZOIDY
04-03-2009, 11:52 PM
300 kicked ass!
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee147/ItzDucky/this-is-sparta.jpg
I Hate Bottles
05-03-2009, 12:57 AM
sorry, i just couldnt get past the opening scene, if i wanted to know that many words that started with a V i would get a dictionary, id say maybe its just me, but i wasnt the only one in the room who said hey lets turn this junk off
I love that scene. Too bad you didn't make it to the scene where V is wearing a garish apron while participating in a very serious discussion with Evey. I could barely take the poor guy seriously at that moment. lol
For some reason it was advertised as an action movie, when it really is not. It's more of a political thriller that is chock-full of symbolism. Political thrillers are not a lot of people's forte, but I loved it.
shasta
05-03-2009, 04:44 AM
I love that scene. Too bad you didn't make it to the scene where V is wearing a garish apron while participating in a very serious discussion with Evey. I could barely take the poor guy seriously at that moment. lol
For some reason it was advertised as an action movie, when it really is not. It's more of a political thriller that is chock-full of symbolism. Political thrillers are not a lot of people's forte, but I loved it.
well for what its worth by brother said he liked it
hdBattousai
05-03-2009, 05:10 AM
I love that scene. Too bad you didn't make it to the scene where V is wearing a garish apron while participating in a very serious discussion with Evey. I could barely take the poor guy seriously at that moment. lol
For some reason it was advertised as an action movie, when it really is not. It's more of a political thriller that is chock-full of symbolism. Political thrillers are not a lot of people's forte, but I loved it.
100% agree :)
JetGirl
05-03-2009, 05:04 PM
i really didnt like 300 either and i thought these two were similar in the style in which they were made, very visually stunning in order to compensate for the poor take on what could have been a good story
had 300 skipped on the visual and CGI stuff at the end i would have thought it was a great movie, but I have a degree in history so any time a historical based movie throws in guys with flipper arms and other fantasy type stuff I lose interest.
that seems to be the main mistake most people make when they say they didn't like 300. it wasnt' based on what historically happened, it was based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller. hence the fantasy elements.
The Illusive Man
07-03-2009, 02:18 PM
Like most movies then
ilovebender.com
07-03-2009, 02:21 PM
http://www.cusslermen.com/images/RTTDVD2.jpg
Raise The Titanic
The Illusive Man
07-03-2009, 02:30 PM
That's a cack movie, takes away all the meaning about the Titanic all for some crappy uranium that's in the hold. As for Titanic coming up in one piece, i guess they can be let off for that as the movie was about a year before Titanic was found.
ilovebender.com
07-03-2009, 02:38 PM
I see someone else has suffered Raise The Titanic.
The Illusive Man
07-03-2009, 02:45 PM
Yeah, only saw it for Alec Guinness
KING ZOIDY
07-03-2009, 04:00 PM
Just saw Robocop 2 & 3 yesterday.....TOTAL SH*T
Ryvul
17-03-2009, 03:25 AM
I got a few parody names for the movies I used to like in my childhood but I don't anymore.
Little Mermaid= Little Spermaid
Brave Little Toaster= Gay Little Toaster
Duck Tales = Suck Tales
Beauty and the Beast = Nudy and the Yeast
Fox and the Hound = C****s in my Hound
shasta
17-03-2009, 03:46 AM
that seems to be the main mistake most people make when they say they didn't like 300. it wasnt' based on what historically happened, it was based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller. hence the fantasy elements.
oh i knew that going into watching it, and i really tried to get past it, but I just couldn't, especially since i thought it would have made an outstanding movie had it been historically based
Fudimplan
17-03-2009, 04:05 PM
nah, people just like to see blood and crushed bones xP it's definitly a reason why i would see it xP
KING ZOIDY
17-03-2009, 07:17 PM
Little Mermaid= Little Spermaid
Brave Little Toaster= Gay Little Toaster
Duck Tales = Suck Tales
Beauty and the Beast = Nudy and the Yeast
Fox and the Hound = C****s in my Hound
LOL
Yoshirama
14-07-2009, 10:25 AM
ok what are some of the worst movies you have ever seen?.
well an obvious one
highschool musical
ilovebender.com
14-07-2009, 12:05 PM
Raise The Titanic (made before they found the Titanic, but the same decade)
The Blair Whitch Project
The Illusive Man
14-07-2009, 04:01 PM
Hahaha yeah Raise The Titanic sucked major balls
JetGirl
14-07-2009, 04:06 PM
gee. thanks for the deletion of my post.
anyways, the worst movie i've ever seen is asawang.
The Illusive Man
14-07-2009, 08:53 PM
I haven't, i just merged two threads together, have a look further up....
frys_red_jacket
14-07-2009, 10:43 PM
ok what are some of the worst movies you have ever seen?.
well an obvious one
highschool musical
i love all 3 high school musicals and own them on dvd, bloody brilliant films i reckon
ok my list of crap films would go a little something like:
every single james bond film
all 3 die hards
all the pirates of the carribean movies
the exorcist
italian job (original)
bourne identity movies
plus many many others, basically most action and bad acting movies
KING ZOIDY
14-07-2009, 11:06 PM
HSM3= Holy shit this is so f***ing gay
frys_red_jacket
14-07-2009, 11:11 PM
everyones entitled to their opinion
KING ZOIDY
14-07-2009, 11:28 PM
Of course it's my opinion its coming out of my ****ing mouth
frys_red_jacket
14-07-2009, 11:29 PM
i know just saying :P
KING ZOIDY
14-07-2009, 11:30 PM
Or do i need to label everything "In my opinion"?
frys_red_jacket
14-07-2009, 11:34 PM
jeez calm down i wasnt having a go
Yoshirama
15-07-2009, 01:20 AM
are you mental or something lol the movies were terrible.
Thats your opinion though.
I hate zac efron.
KING ZOIDY
15-07-2009, 01:52 AM
Zac Effron= Douche
Corrbin Blue= Fagg
Vanessa Hudgens= Slut
Yoshirama
15-07-2009, 01:57 AM
surfs up i really didn't like that movie.
Punisher
15-07-2009, 02:27 AM
Zac Effron= Douche
Corrbin Blue= Fagg
Vanessa Hudgens= Slut
And that guy who plays Sharpay's brother is a faggot too.
KING ZOIDY
15-07-2009, 04:42 AM
no kiddin
Yoshirama
15-07-2009, 04:50 AM
The Hannah Montanan movie (i got 80 dollars to go see it)
Punisher
15-07-2009, 04:51 AM
Hannah Montanah needs to die so all her fans will be angry.
Yoshirama
15-07-2009, 05:03 AM
lol yes. Everytime i here that breaky heart song; grrr.
Punisher
15-07-2009, 05:06 AM
Next we need a FOB movie or a Killers movie.
Yoshirama
15-07-2009, 05:12 AM
lol that would be cool(don't think it's gonna happen though) .
Punisher
15-07-2009, 05:18 AM
Or The Fray. They rock.
KING ZOIDY
15-07-2009, 05:49 AM
Hannah Montanna = bullsh*t
Yoshirama
15-07-2009, 05:57 AM
her singing is crap
Punisher
15-07-2009, 05:58 AM
Hannah Montanah sounds like a fat man on a toilet clenching and yelping.
Yoshirama
15-07-2009, 06:58 AM
lol yeah
JetGirl
15-07-2009, 04:32 PM
Zac Effron= Douche
Corrbin Blue= Fagg
Vanessa Hudgens= Slut
And that guy who plays Sharpay's brother is a faggot too.
i find it funny you claim to hate these movies/people yet you know all their names lol
i never heard of any of them before
The Illusive Man
15-07-2009, 04:38 PM
i love all 3 high school musicals and own them on dvd, bloody brilliant films i reckon
ok my list of crap films would go a little something like:
every single james bond film
all 3 die hards
all the pirates of the carribean movies
the exorcist
italian job (original)
bourne identity movies
plus many many others, basically most action and bad acting movies
There are four Die Hard movies by the way :P
frys_red_jacket
15-07-2009, 11:59 PM
oh yeah so there is lol
*adds to list*
Yoshirama
16-07-2009, 01:30 AM
lol. I have never seen die hard so i can't judge it.
The Illusive Man
16-07-2009, 08:16 PM
Its good if you like bruce Willis shooting alot of terrorists and blowing stuff up.
Punisher
16-07-2009, 08:18 PM
Anything that involves Uwe Boll or Aaron and Jason.
iDannyR
16-07-2009, 08:20 PM
Some French film :P
I Hate Bottles
16-07-2009, 08:20 PM
Anything that involves Uwe Boll or Aaron and Jason.
Aaron and Jason? Are those the guys who make like Date Movie and Epic Movie?
iDannyR
16-07-2009, 08:20 PM
Yes.
Punisher
16-07-2009, 08:22 PM
Epic Movie? More like Epic Fail.
I Hate Bottles
16-07-2009, 08:27 PM
Those guys need to die in a fire.
Have you guys seen the mock interview of them yet? It is awesome.
Epic Movie Creators Speak Out In Mock Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0vY2bg3fM)
It's like 10 minutes long but it's worth it for anyone who hates those damn movies.
The Illusive Man
16-07-2009, 08:37 PM
30 seconds in and its an epic fail LOL
I Hate Bottles
16-07-2009, 08:46 PM
The best part is when they view their own IMDB page. lol
KING ZOIDY
16-07-2009, 11:12 PM
lol
Yoshirama
17-07-2009, 02:12 AM
I don't know if i have said this before but that dog hotel movie was gay. I think the real name is hotel for dogs.
KING ZOIDY
23-10-2009, 04:27 PM
Hotel for Dogs sucked ****
Zorak
23-10-2009, 04:28 PM
Disaster Movie is up there but there's a lot of sucky movies out there. Maybe if I can remember one I'll post it.
KING ZOIDY
23-10-2009, 04:28 PM
disaster movie was hilarious
Zorak
23-10-2009, 04:32 PM
disaster movie was hilarious
Explain.
KING ZOIDY
23-10-2009, 04:36 PM
It's not meant to be good, it's meant to be funny. that's the whole point of those movies
Zorak
23-10-2009, 04:40 PM
But look at how bad it is. The heroes getting crushed scene was awful, Kung Fu Panda looks awful, and the chipmunks... good god.
KING ZOIDY
23-10-2009, 04:43 PM
thats what makes it funny, cause it's so sh*tty
Zorak
23-10-2009, 04:45 PM
Okay. Sure. (rolls eyes) lol
KING ZOIDY
23-10-2009, 04:46 PM
just look at meet the spartans, crappy but hilarious
Zorak
23-10-2009, 04:47 PM
MTS, I think is almost even worse.
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