Cletus Delroy Spuckler

[imported_Gazereths]

Talk about the slack jawed yokel Cletus here!


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[Havok]

There's one thing, he looks wierd.

[Ralph]

CLETUS ROCKS!!

Yeh, he looks and is weird but still...

[Squirt]

He married his sister...

[Punisher]

He married his sister...

he married his sister!!!!! what a weird man!!!!

[Ralph]

I'll give rep to anyone who can name all his kids :P

Lol.

[Dragon Master]

I'll give rep to anyone who can name all his kids :P

Lol.

Ok:
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil. Cletus, Brandine, and Condoleezza Marie. they also have a daughter named Rubella Scabies, whose middle name was inspired by a word spelled by Lisa in her audition for the annual spelling bee. They have another daughter, Gummy Sue, introduced in "Helter Shelter". In the episode "Lost Our Lisa", Lisa encounters Cletus gathering up roadkill for a hillbilly wedding feast. In the short dialogue that ensues, Brandine is implied to be giving birth to a new child in the truck's cab. In The Simpsons Game another child also features under the name of Carl Durant, the long lost son of Cletus and Brandine who was put up for adoption at birth. He shares similar personality traits as Cletus, such as a difficulty in communicating with other characters, as well as a markable similarity in appearance.

In a "Treehouse of Horror" issue of Simpsons Comics, Brandine (off-panel) is attempting to give birth to a child to completely fill out a set of Seven Dwarfs costumes. The episode "Yokel Chords" features seven Spuckler children, named Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Incest, International Harvester, Jitney, and Witney, as central characters. However, Brandine reveals that Cletus is the father of only two of these children (casting doubt on the paternity of the other children of the Spuckler household). In one episode Brandine was seen to give birth in a car, apparently with very little pain, and asking Cletus to cut the "Umbrellical cord." In "Marge Gamer", after one of his children, Carl, is accused by Homer of cheating at soccer, Cletus says of his children, "I have sired a dumb-dumb, a mush-head, a whatsit, a dogboy, and something with a human face and fish body what we called Kevin. But my young'uns is not dirty players!"

In "Apocalypse Cow" they introduce Mary Wrestlemania Spuckler who is supposed to be married to Bart. Cletus mentions that they "name all their kids after what they think is gonna happen to them. Ain't that right, 'Stabbed In Jail'?" to which Stabbed In Jail Spuckler (who is seen sharpening a wooden stick) replies, "We'll see who stabs who."

I will be waiting for my rep now. :p

[Punisher]

hugs are better then rep :p

[rogercieslar]

cletus ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

22 short films about springfield he was good in it.

[frys_red_jacket]

i had no idea his last name was spuckler