Swearing?

[Bender Is Great]

Are we allowed to swear here?

[Ace]

Swearing is a great part of the english language. It makes your point even more important.

[Ace]

But not oo much swearing!

[Cloverfield]

Well, obviously you're not allowed to swear. Several words will be tolerated.

[Anonymous]

If you must swear then do somthing like a**hole or b*tch. We'll get the meaning

[Relic]

So I guess f-ck those f-cking f-ckers is out.

[Cloverfield]

Yes

[Ace]

Dont swear very much. Or with hard words use the softer ones like Hell

[Bender Is Great]

So can I say:

Oh crap, I've done that bloody thing wrong?

?

[Cloverfield]

Yes.

[Bender Is Great]

Yes.

Great! This site is definately not crap, it's bloddy amazing! Woo!

[Cloverfield]

Yes.

Great! This site is definately not crap, it's bloddy amazing! Woo!Yeah, i don't mind you saying bloddy :lol:

[Bender Is Great]

Yes.

Great! This site is definately not crap, it's bloddy amazing! Woo!Yeah, i don't mind you saying bloddy :lol:oo

:oops: oops :oops:

[Cloverfield]

Hehe, no worries.

[Bender Is Great]

I always make mistakes like that but I can never be bothered to check them.

[sheepy]

Can we say really bad ones - like Gadzooks :shock:

[Cloverfield]

???????

[D.]

I could be out of here in a fooking hurry then! :lol:

[Sweetened Angel]

i hate all cuss word. i see some of admin and mod say cuss word too sometime.
god is watch you all. rule say please try to watch your language.

[Relic]

i hate all cuss word. i see some of admin and mod say cuss word too sometime.
god is watch you all. rule say please try to watch your language.

Goodness aren't you a little conservative, you parents must introduce you as their little angle. This of course will all change once you go to college, then it's fck that and fck this. You have time, enjoy your innocence.

[Cloverfield]

Goodness aren't you a little conservative, you parents must introduce you as their little angle. This of course will all change once you go to college, then it's fck that and fck this. You have time, enjoy your innocence.
I'm not sure you know how old she is.

[Gurman169]

Yea just don't say Asshole eating donkey fucker then it will be deleted

Sorry for the language just an example

[Relic]

So if I started a thread about anal bleaching could I also use ass bleach or corn-hole bleaching or maybe even pooper bleaching if I wanted to sound more scientific.

[Gurman169]

idk have to ask smokey

[Ace]

Once again Relic. Heres some kids at this forum!

[Relic]

Once again Relic. Heres some kids at this forum!

Well Fck me sideways with a cherry on top, I'm sorry Ace, won't happen again.

[Ace]

Thats so funny and stupid Relic. You alvays make me laugh. But just to dissapoint you, I aint gay!

[Gazereths]

how about blasphemy? like "sweet zombie jesus" or "god sucks donkey d@*k"?

Sorry for any offence caused!!!LOL :lol: :lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

ive tried not to swear incase it causes offence to anyone

[Cloverfield]

Thank you f_r_j.

[Gazereths]

Yeah i must say i try not to swear in the forum as theres no real need for it...Except in the free speech area!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[Gazereths]

I CANNOT GET INTO ANY OF THE THREADS BY CLICKING ON THE MAIN LINK.....I HAVE TO USE THE LATEST POST BUTTON???????? ANYONE ELSE GOT THIS PROB?????? :?: :?: :?:


Keeps sayiny " page not found" you know... the '404 PAGE NOT FOUND' error... :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry:

[Gazereths]

Curse you mercifull Poseidon !!

[Gazereths]

Sorted itself out!! :D

[Cloverfield]

It didn't sort itself out. It was because the buttons were being changed. Now they're done, it's fixed.

[Gazereths]

Sweet.

[hoopymo]

are you allowed to say feck, because its not really a swear but an irish alternative to the f-word

[1B-DI]

I don't see a problem with it, but I'll leave that for the admins to decide :wink:

[hoopymo]

cheers m8

[Cloverfield]

Feck is fine :)

[hoopymo]

cool good to know

father ted would be proud

[Cloverfield]

That's what this section is for :)

Any other problems, go right ahead!

[Sweetened Angel]

1-18-08, i can tell you why. all my famliy never say bad word not metter how old we
are. my grandma hate it. she can easy lost her timper mad upset if i say swearing. my
mom mad when i say cuss you know what she did put soap in my mouth when i was
18. i already eat soap eww. that why i never say again anymore.

[Cloverfield]

1-18-08, i can tell you why. all my famliy never say bad word not metter how old we
are. my grandma hate it. she can easy lost her timper mad upset if i say swearing. my
mom mad when i say cuss you know what she did put soap in my mouth when i was
18. i already eat soap eww. that why i never say again anymore.

What was the question i asked :S

[hoopymo]

hmmm classic punishment there cant say it went wrong can we?

[1B-DI]

I never swear in front of my parents. It would shock them too much lol

[Cloverfield]

I had the same fate when i was a lot younger. Soap + mouth = yuck!

[hoopymo]

same, its a global fear for kids everywhere

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, i gotta admit, I didn't believe my mum, but then she actually did it :| lol

[hoopymo]

was it liquid or solid cuz liquid is worse believe me

[Cloverfield]

EWWW, solid. Liquid is just wrong!

[hoopymo]

i did it as i dare may i say i later regretted it very much very long aftertaste

[Cloverfield]

Yeah I bet. I hope it was worth it lol

[1B-DI]

Now see, I was the kinda kid who just ate soap out of curiosity. My parents had to think of other ways to punish me if I said naughty words in front of them. Which I never did, except one time...but we won't go into that.

[Cloverfield]

Haha, I love it when you screw your parents punishment up lol

[hoopymo]

hahaha nice

[The Illusive Man]

That was a hater 1-18-08

[Cloverfield]

It really was, was only once though years ago. I learnt my lesson after that lol

[hoopymo]

yup the soap taught me a lesson with that urghhh

[The Illusive Man]

Lucky for me it's something i have never had to do lol

[hoopymo]

im jealous there


btw what was the rugby result

[The Illusive Man]

Well it was 15-6

[hoopymo]

ah well i heard england lost next time u lot might win lol

[The Illusive Man]

We might, but i'm more of a football fan anyway

[hoopymo]

same too bad in russia eh, me sucked in georgia tho

[Cloverfield]

I'm definately more of a football fan!

[hoopymo]

saaaammme

[The Illusive Man]

Yh, at the rate we're going i doubt we'll even qualify for Euro 08

[hoopymo]

we have an okay chance we just need to beat italy not too big a task seeing as we beat france home and away lol

[The Illusive Man]

Just need a lot of luck or steroids whatever is better

[hoopymo]

a little bit of both goes a long way

[The Illusive Man]

It does

[hoopymo]

lets hope steve mclaren and alex mcleish realise that

[The Illusive Man]

I seriously doubt that

[hoopymo]

but it would short out all the electricity on the death star leaving it stranded

[1B-DI]

Okay guys, off topic again lol

[hoopymo]

okay okay

[Cloverfield]

So yeeah, feck is fine lol (it seems such a long time ago i said that lol)

[hoopymo]

totally

[Cloverfield]

Anything thats kinda like the swear word but spelt different is okay i think.

[hoopymo]

rite good 2 know

[JetGirl]

i've learned that there's some words that may be fine to say here in the states but apparently are very inappropriate in UK.
i say if accidental situations like that occur, there's no harsh punishment, just an explanation
and maybe a lashing lol

[Cloverfield]

Yer, i'm not gonna ban you for swearing lol

[hoopymo]

what words would those be?

[JetGirl]

okay for educational purposes, i've learned that fanny and spastic (or spazz) or very bad things to say, but here, it means very different things.

[1B-DI]

Also, here in the States you can walk into a hairdresser's and ask for a shag and no one would bat an eye.

[JetGirl]

lol
that's i good one, i hadn't thought of that

[hoopymo]

okay for educational purposes, i've learned that fanny and spastic (or spazz) or very bad things to say, but here, it means very different things.

i know about fanny and spazz as there were about 600,000 copies of mario party 6 that had to be recalled from the uk coz it said spazz on the scrren somewhere and people would find it offensive lol

[JetGirl]

yeah we got in trouble at my job too for releasing a game with it in there, that's how i learned about that one. heh really not a word i ever would have thought inappropriate, same with fanny being that that is actually a POLITE word here for saying butt
and a person's name.

[Cloverfield]

Her, fanny here is a COMPLETELY different ball game...

[JetGirl]

yeah.. i'd hate to have that as a name and visit the UK
passport reader would probably die from laughter. or shame

[hoopymo]

totally btw what does spazz mean in america then

[JetGirl]

spazz or being spastic just means you're acting really hyper and/or goofy. just a way to call someone silly
like, if you worry too much about something, or get overly excited about something

[Cloverfield]

yeah.. i'd hate to have that as a name and visit the UK
passport reader would probably die from laughter. or shame

Yer, that would be quite embarrassing.

[hoopymo]

yeh actually there was somebody in my school with the name and she went out with somebody named dick no joke here

[Cloverfield]

I don't believe that!!

[hoopymo]

it was like the best joke ever for like a year it was so funny and everybody would rip them

[Cloverfield]

I still don't believe it. It's too much of a coincidence.

[hoopymo]

it was bound to happen somewhere

[Cloverfield]

Dicks not even a proper name. Its a nickname for Richard i believe.

[JetGirl]

it is, but alot of richard's go by dick
but i'd think if he was in that situation with a girl, he would have gone with rich, or at least rick

[hoopymo]

yup richard would come up on the register like mine would be james even tho im called jamie

[Cloverfield]

Jamie, I didn't know that was a nickname for James?

[JetGirl]

yup. it's a nickname for james or a girls vesion of james

[hoopymo]

yup

[Cloverfield]

Oh right. My middle name is James so could it also be Jamie?

[hoopymo]

if you wanted it to yes

[Cloverfield]

Oh right, cool.

[The Illusive Man]

Hay Jamie 118

[JetGirl]

i'm curious what other words you guys might have that are innocent there but would be offensive in the US

[hoopymo]

eh we never say douche

[The Illusive Man]

Don't know any of the top of my head though, but i could think of some i guess

[1B-DI]

Would be interesting to know. lol

[The Illusive Man]

Yes, let me think of some later on

[frys_red_jacket]

please do that would be interesting, i know there's also some words used in america that would be classed as offensive in the uk

[JetGirl]

aside from the ones i said? you should share them. for educational purposes

[The Illusive Man]

Ok for *educational* purposes haha

[Cloverfield]

lol very educational :P But i cant think of any at the moment.

[The Illusive Man]

Yeah, damn my tiny feable brain

[Cloverfield]

lol

Go get a new one haha

[The Illusive Man]

The hard part was getting the brain out.

[hoopymo]

not sure he has the budget for that

[The Illusive Man]

Well i can use a pizza cutter, that's kinda along the right lines i guess

[hoopymo]

make sure its clean tho

[The Illusive Man]

Yeah i will, but i can't gurantee anything after though

[hoopymo]

dont forget if professor farnsworth can remove his own brain im sure you have an outside shot

[JetGirl]

:laugh: The hard part was getting the brain out.

[The Illusive Man]

Yeah but he repeated himself though about it, so not much hope their then

[hoopymo]

hmmmm suppose but you wont have fry and bender to distract you

[The Illusive Man]

I'll just leave that to myself then

[JetGirl]

hmmmm suppose but you wont have fry and bender to distract you


There's plenty of other things to do that lol

[The Illusive Man]

Lets not go into that now lol

[hoopymo]

haha how can u distract yourself

[The Illusive Man]

Certain ways, that it's better not to go into now lol

[hoopymo]

hit a nerve did I

[JetGirl]

hahaha
look what i started

[The Illusive Man]

Damn you Jet

[hoopymo]

aw make up with jet

[The Illusive Man]

"what? make out? ok!"

[JetGirl]

"what? make out? ok!"

:laugh:

*stalks* O_o

[hoopymo]

i bet jet wud love that

[The Illusive Man]

Oooo nice......*looks behind*

[Cloverfield]

What has this thread turned into?

Wheres my off topic sign??? :S

[JetGirl]

*tackles* :D

[The Illusive Man]

It has turned into me being stalked and disrtacted by Jet

[hoopymo]

yet again...

[The Illusive Man]

What's wrong with me being stalked? would you like to be stalked?

[hoopymo]

depends what mood im in

[The Illusive Man]

What do you mean again?

[Cloverfield]

Well you're always being stalked by jg lol

[JetGirl]

Just had to bring back a fun old joke from the photos thread.
and i like making this face O_o

[Cloverfield]

Yer my friend uses that all the time...it works though lol

[The Illusive Man]

Yeah but me and Jet are good friends who like to muck about now and then

[hoopymo]

oh ho muck about eh lol

[The Illusive Man]

Yes like friends do, you know?

[1B-DI]

Getting back on topic...I think...

It always cracks me up when Gaz says he's going out for a 'fag.' lol

[JetGirl]

true, that's something you can't say around here haha

[hoopymo]

ha theres a good 1 "fag" fun to say and has 2 good meanings

[The Illusive Man]

Isn't that bad over there to say?

[JetGirl]

Yeah jedi, it's one of those words that could start a fight

[The Illusive Man]

See i found a word that is bad over there

[Cloverfield]

You serious? I hear americans (jokingly) say faghag all the time lol

[1B-DI]

Yeah, but it's still very offensive.

[JetGirl]

faghag is different, cause it's usually the girls' gay friends calling her that lol
but yeah it's not something you'd go up to a gay person and call them

[The Illusive Man]

South Park taught me that

[Cloverfield]

Will and Grace taught me that :wink:

[hoopymo]

2 pints taught me that

[The Illusive Man]

Ok so tv taught us alot, and who said tv isn't educational?

[Cloverfield]

LMAO, good ole TV. I do love Will and Grace, but thats for another thread :wink:

[The Illusive Man]

Didn't know that......maybe

[Cloverfield]

Didn't know what?

[The Illusive Man]

You liked Will and Grace, but then i think i do know

[Cloverfield]

Yer I love it. Really good, not as good as friends, but close.

[1B-DI]

I used to watch it quite regularly when it was syndicated on Fox. Rosario cracked me up.

[Cloverfield]

Yer, her dull expressions were classic.

[hoopymo]

i loved the constant goat comments thrown her way by karen

[The Illusive Man]

Back on topic

[1B-DI]

Yes.

Believe it or not, sometimes your lovable friend Beady says naughty words. :D

[The Illusive Man]

Meh so do all of us at some point

[Cloverfield]

Huh? Think you'll find it's leela lol

[The Illusive Man]

Leela what?

[JetGirl]

yeah that one went over my head too

[The Illusive Man]

Then out the window and into god knows where.

[1B-DI]

The wild green yonder!! lol

[The Illusive Man]

The green mile haha

[Cloverfield]

Jedi edited it. Originally he said that Beady was Bender, when its Leela.

[1B-DI]

Um...I'm just Beady.

Yeah, I'm totally lost lol

[Cloverfield]

Yh, but he said bd on futurama was bender.

Whatever its olllld stuff now lol

[JetGirl]

yeah lets get back to dirty words lol

[Cloverfield]

Just to let everyone know, you can swear as much as you like in the elite section...it will NOT be edited out. More rules are inside.

[JetGirl]

ah very cool
now even more incentive lol

[1B-DI]

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that...

Been a little stressed lately *runs off to Elite section*

[Cloverfield]

lol, thats what its there for.

[hoopymo]

cannae wait 1 or 2 more days until u guys see me there lol

[Cloverfield]

I reckon if you posted enough, you could be in ther tonight! You would be a gold/yellow member then :)

[hoopymo]

maybe i could we will have too wait and see,plus i need help fom every1 as we need to talk about stuff

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, i'm sure you will get help from BD and jet girl and Jedi might be on. The other admins may come on in a few days so that will be more people and i'm sure i can get even more back :)

[hoopymo]

that would be a great help

[Cloverfield]

Sure would. The other owner with me is currently doing SATs so he cant really be on till hes done that coz they change his career.

[hoopymo]

ah lets hope he gets a career in the media,he can promote the site!

[Cloverfield]

Well i'm actually in the media business kinda. I did media studies at college, and now i'm doing digital Media in uni so i'll advertise it :P lol

[hoopymo]

oh thats good for us then

[1B-DI]

I thought Gurman did the SATs a couple weeks ago. Should be done by now. Not that they really mean a whole lot anymore anyway.

And where the heck is Gaz?

[hoopymo]

hmm these r 2 people i have yet to met

[1B-DI]

Yeah, they're pretty cool :) Gaz is busy with work a lot, but he may show up late at night or during the weekend.

[hoopymo]

cool i hope i can talk to him at some point

[Cloverfield]

Yer Gaz is usually on very late, you may catch him, you may not.

[Gazereths]

Well i'm here at last!!!...Been a bit busy....I'll be on later tonight all night...from about 9pmish till about 1am+

[FryWalker]

Just to let everyone know, you can swear as much as you like in the elite section...it will NOT be edited out. More rules are inside.

makes me wanna be an elite all the more lol

[FryRulz]

o yeh cool, and we also have the mature section which we can swear in a lot more to:)

[hoopymo]

W00T

[-GS-]

Don't you just have a consensor? That does **** to the words if you swear?

[Cloverfield]

Don't you just have a consensor? That does **** to the words if you swear?

No because then it would censor it in the free speech and elite sections.

BD, please tick all the posts after gs and put them in a new thread named the navy or something please.

[1B-DI]

Done

[Aquarius]

We are allowed to use spoilers to say shit^_^

[Punisher]

i know we cant swear but can i say when i get mad "oh sherbertey snicker doo" whenever we get mad?

[Aquarius]

Naw just use the spoilers like FryRulz said.

[Sweetened Angel]

well, my aunt say bad word too before when she got mad very temper to my
mom long story don't ask. i use say my mind like h, d, and b word that no one hear i say
it.

[Aquarius]

well, my aunt say bad word too before when she got mad very temper to my
mom long story don't ask. i use say my mind like h, d, and b word that no one hear i say
it.

Thats good but you should express yourself and say the words:cowboy:

[Cloverfield]

But some people dont want to see swearwords and its our job to make sure this forum is swear free as we get young children on here.

[Punisher]

for now on instead of saying bad words im gonna say "oh pineapple crush" instead of swearing!

[Aquarius]

But some people dont want to see swearwords and its our job to make sure this forum is swear free as we get young children on here.

Well I dont think they really care.

[hinkerdinque]

plus i wouldnt say futurama is a kids programme, it has many innuendos that could be deemed as innaproriate

[Punisher]

Well I dont think they really care.

well CF cares......do you think we want the forum to be a swearing forum and let people be fine with that!

[Cloverfield]

Well its not your forum, is it, boy.

[Aquarius]

well CF cares......do you think we want the forum to be a swearing forum and let people be fine with that!

Well I dont see the big deal if noone minds why does CF?

[Cloverfield]

Ill tell you what, if you dont like it, go and make your own futurama forum and allow as much swearing as you want.

[Punisher]

Well its not your forum, is it, boy.

who me or aquarius????

[Aquarius]

Can you atleast tell me why you dont like swearing?

[Punisher]

Can you atleast tell me why you dont like swearing?

cus its bad and my mom wants me to be in a forum thats safe and swearless.

[Cloverfield]

who me or aquarius????

Aq.

[Fruitosaurus]

No swearing!!!! Stick to Clove's rules Aquarius!

[Punisher]

No swearing!!!! Stick to Clove's rules Aquarius!

yeah what he said! but written in hieroglyphics!

[FryRulz]

Can you atleast tell me why you dont like swearing?


Its not that he doznt like swearing, its the fact we have members on this forum that are only children. So follow the rules, you agreed to them when you signed up, so stick to them.

[The Illusive Man]

What is it with all these damn noobs.

[FryRulz]

I dont know mate, but its beginning to hack me off

[HYPNoBRECKY]

Oh, pineapple crush! Can't we all just git along? Bless it anyways! ok, I'm done swearing! dang! I got it out of my system;)

[Punisher]

oh,pineapple crush! i hurt my foot! see guys whenever we get mad or want to say a swear just say "pineapple crush!" instead of bad-words.

[FryRulz]

I liked using custard as a combo of 2 swear words

[HYPNoBRECKY]

LOL

edit-why is this swearing making me hungry? Oh, sherbertey snicker doo!

[Punisher]

or whenever you get mad heres another thing you can say you can say *crap why'd i join the dharma initiative!"

[HYPNoBRECKY]

LOL Lostagain! yuk, yuk,poop

[Fruitosaurus]

Or say oh pumpernickle! For example, "Oh pumpernickle! My dog peed on the floor!"

[Punisher]

or say this infamous quote from lost "that damn bastard i only had 108 minutes to bury him!" whenever you get mad a line from LOST

[HYPNoBRECKY]

I'm hungry, once again, Leela+Fry! This is the best kind of swearing... silly food is much better:thumbup:

But the whole idea is to replace real swearing with equivalent phrases that will help Aquarius to gear down to something more sociably acceptable behavior so he don't get banned, poop.:mellow:

[Punisher]

or just say "lets leave this damn island!"

[HYPNoBRECKY]

Dang island, poop:@

edit- let's HIDE this dang island.