Cletus

[Gurman169]

You can use this section to talk about Cletus and ONLY Cletus.

[Cloverfield]

Hi um Cletus an i aint got a tooth.

[ironik]

cletus- i like that clown he is really looking out for me, average joe six tooth.
cletuses wife- whered you get another tooth?
cletus- sidewalk

[Cloverfield]

Hehe

[Sweetened Angel]

lol

[ironik]

i love the episode where he is collecting road kill for a wedding
LOL

[cerberus]

ironik- yeah, you do that in a mission on simpsons hit and run!

[frys_red_jacket]

him and his wife have the same parents

[cerberus]

really? ROFL!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

yep LOL!!

cos in one episode his wife goes "Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents? " and cletus replies - Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...

[cerberus]

euuuuuuugh, incest.....

[frys_red_jacket]

and somehow they've managed to have all those kids lol

[cerberus]

how do the kids not have an extra arm or summat, lol!

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL!!!!

[cerberus]

i'd rather that than develop there parents appearance....

*shudders*

[frys_red_jacket]

*shudders*

that would be just scary

[cerberus]

definitely. they'd be the smelly kid nobody wanted to sit near at nursery.

[frys_red_jacket]

sounds like my brother LOL!!!!!

[cerberus]

lol, thats mean!

[Gazereths]

" somebody done stolded my wheels" that line cracks me up evertime!!!!

[gort]

Between him and my spice weasel, I'm a happy guy!!

[frys_red_jacket]

ive started refering to my elbow as eldibow cos of cletus LOL

[Cloverfield]

That slapbound yokal.

[gort]

And, if someone tells ya a pig won't eat a finger.....theys a lyin'..... :lol:

Someone should post the list of his kids' names......ya know...from the Pretzel episode.....can't believe Brandine lets him, um.....you know.....that many times......

EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

well there's nothing like keeping it in the family :lol:

the only 2 of their kids names i can remember are jordan and taylor

[gort]

I know......brother and sis.....!
And not good looking ones either!
Might be lucky for them to have each other.......I guess....

[Cloverfield]

Do you remember the eppy where Marge is in the pretzals business and cletus brings out all is children and there are about 15 of them :lol:

[gort]

Um........that's what I was talking about a couple posts back......

[Cloverfield]

Crap, sorry.

[gort]

We both, I mean, all, do that....... :wink:

[Cloverfield]

;) Yup, so am i forgiven? lol

[gort]

I forgive you, my child....now go! And sin no more....

[Cloverfield]

Yes sir :(

[gort]

Dude......that whole exchange was creepy for me!! I'm the OPPOSITE of a diety....I am SO not able to forgive ANYONE!!LOL...plus, you didn't do anything wrong....

Speaking of religion.......where's Pazuzu been? She's pretty busy with school, I think.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, she's been swamped with work :(

[gort]

Ah well....that's good for her! I'm sure she'll be back on when she can!!

[Cloverfield]

Yup, i think i will have 2 more mods for the forum. In the future.

[gort]

I vote Beady and Bitey....if Bitey has the time.

Bendy good too, although a bit young.

[Cloverfield]

Those are the 2 i was going to pick anyway.

[gort]

Two things about us...

We have good taste.
We go off topic when we get going.


Just like Gaz and I used to....where is that drunkard??? LOL

[Cloverfield]

I told you his comp is fuc**ed

But yeah, we're great :D

[gort]

That's weird......I was just gonna ask you about your computer!!


Maybe you're too fast with it....all this posting, ya know...

[Cloverfield]

Maybe. It gaz's comp i was talking about tho.

[gort]

Oh......HIS....I read it as THIS.....oops.

Oh no!!! My pictures can't be posted!!! What will we do???


*panics*

[Cloverfield]

How come? Is it in the wrong format?

[gort]

Because his comp is messed up.......right?

[Cloverfield]

Oh right, those pics. He'll have his comp back by then.

[gort]

Yay.

[Cloverfield]

Yay indeed.

[gort]

He's had them for three days now, but I sent him a bunch of movies....so he's probably watching them instead of scanning my photos!!LOL

*shakes fist like Homer*

[Cloverfield]

How do you know he has received them?

[gort]

PMs....plus he posted my Bart original drawing!!! He's probably busy.
Although he said he needed to get his dads' camera....I take that to mean he doesn't have a scanner....rats!!!

[Cloverfield]

Shouldn't be long.

[Gazereths]

I love The part where he shouts all his kids names out!!!



Lauren
Tiffany
Heather
Cody
Dylan
Dermott
Jordan
Taylor
Brittany
Wesley
Rumer
Scout
Cassidy
Zoe
Chloe
Max
Hunter
Kendall
Katlin
Noah
Sasha
Morgan
Kira
Ian
Q-Bert
Phil





PHEW!!!!!....He's been busy!!!! :wink:

[0]

I really hope your not saying those from memory. Otherwise wow.

[Gazereths]

I have an awesome memory..... :wink:...it's called google!!! :lol:

[gort]

Good list....thanks for posting that, Gaz!!!

And not 1 dentist in sight...LOL

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, that is a lot of kids!!!!!

[BEB]

I love The part where he shouts all his kids names out!!!



Lauren
Tiffany
Heather
Cody
Dylan
Dermott
Jordan
Taylor
Brittany
Wesley
Rumer
Scout
Cassidy
Zoe
Chloe
Max
Hunter
Kendall
Katlin
Noah
Sasha
Morgan
Kira
Ian
Q-Bert
Phil





PHEW!!!!!....He's been busy!!!! :wink:

LOL, That bits great, thanks for all the names. I couldnt remember 'em

[Cloverfield]

I would be scared if you could remember.

[BEB]

26 kids in total

[Cloverfield]

Definately been busy.

[gort]

Well of course!!!

Look how hot Brandine is!!!


(yikes!)

[Cloverfield]

If you say so...

[frys_red_jacket]

im really confused cos as we know in one episode cletus and brandine are meant to be siblings but on one i watched the other day brandine says to cletus that he's the best son and husband she's ever had

[Cloverfield]

That's wrong on so many levels.

[gort]

So, so, so many.......

[Cloverfield]

Wait, wouldn't they be deformed children?

[gort]

Not necessarily....plus it's posssible to be her son AND her brother.....


OMG.......sounds like Mormons!!

[BEB]

im really confused cos as we know in one episode cletus and brandine are meant to be siblings but on one i watched the other day brandine says to cletus that he's the best son and husband she's ever had

wow! :o

[0]

Not necessarily....plus it's posssible to be her son AND her brother.....


OMG.......sounds like Mormons!!

How can that be possible at all. you cant be her son and brother

[frys_red_jacket]

mmmm.....maybe he was been sarcastic, or maybe he knows something we don't

[gort]

Well......if her dad got her pregnant.....

[0]

allright this is gettin weird lets get back to normal conversations

[gort]

Biology and human behavourial study is normal conversation to me, but...whatever...

Genetics aren't constricted to the realm of normalcy....

[0]

well i wouldnt classify relative mating part of the normal human biology topic

[gort]

Okay....we'll let it go.

I'm just saying, it's possible and....sadly....happens.

[Cloverfield]

Though it couldn't have happened with them.

[frys_red_jacket]

Well......if her dad got her pregnant.....
thats somewhat disturbing :shock:

[gort]

Though it couldn't have happened with them.


Why not??

[Cloverfield]

I can't remember what i said that too :?

[gort]

Um......it's like three posts back......!!

[Cloverfield]

Yes, but i cant see what i was saying it too. Them being related i think. It couldn't have happened coz the children arn't deformed, so they cant be related.

[gort]

That's not always a result....it can take the form of slight brain damage and can take a generation or two.

On a related matter, and don't kill me, I did not care for last nights' Simpsons episode. It was even Cletus centered.....

Sigh.....

[0]

well now we got some new kids to add to the list...
whitney
jhitney
W
incest
crystal meth
international harvester
birthday

[frys_red_jacket]

the only normal name there is whitney

[Cloverfield]

birthday :lol:

[0]

Really. I thought it wsa international harvester :lol:

[gort]

And what happened to the one kids' eye???

I wanna know!!!

[Cloverfield]

What kid would that be?

[frys_red_jacket]

i didn't know there was anything wrong with one his kids eyes, mind you there's so many of them you can't really tell

[Cloverfield]

Yh, thats what i was thinking. But gort doesnt usually lie.

[gort]

Newest episode.....one of the kids had an eye-patch throughout the entire show.


Sorry you haven't seen it yet.

[Gurman169]

Yeah last sunday did u notice the color and stuff looked alot clearer and more detailed kind of like the movie looks

[Cloverfield]

Newest episode.....one of the kids had an eye-patch throughout the entire show.


Sorry you haven't seen it yet.
Thanks. That last sentence redeemed the whole post LOL.

[gort]

I know!!

It IS kind of thoughtless to post about new episodes whaen so many members can't see them right away!!

Oh well.......

[Cloverfield]

EVIL!

[gort]

I'm not evil.......Welch television is!!! LOL



Maybe I'm a leeeeeeetle bit evil.......

[-GS-]

'Hey mar get off the damn roof'

I was watching an epsiode with cletus in it, that quote just made me crack up.

[Calum]

"Hey Brandine, get of the damn roof"

Gets me every time lol.

[JoelManiac]

Cletus was the funniest part about the simpsons movie.

[NovaMist]

I think that one of my very favourite Cletus moments would have to be when he and his wife, Brandine, are at a car race, and they are lying in the back tray of their truck making out:

Brandine: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: But Branadine, they're my parents too...

EEEEEW! lol