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Gurman169
26-10-2006, 07:25 PM
You can use this section to talk about Hans and ONLY Hans.
ironik
18-11-2006, 11:03 PM
i love how every thing bad on the show happens to him i love it lol :lol:
Gurman169
18-11-2006, 11:04 PM
Yea, everything he is in, is funny.
Cloverfield
19-11-2006, 04:37 AM
Like when Homer runs over him. :lol:
ironik
21-11-2006, 05:58 PM
hans moleman presents man getting hit by football
then he gets hit in the groin by a football LOL
Sweetened Angel
21-11-2006, 10:14 PM
yeah i love him too. lol
Ryvul
23-11-2006, 08:19 PM
This guy's like Kenny McCormick in the old school South Park, but funnier because the unfortunate events are more whack.
"A gang of hooligans hung my shoes on the telephone wire, with me in them!"
ironik
27-11-2006, 08:35 PM
yeah except he never dies or at least they never show him die
cerberus
16-01-2007, 10:49 AM
I was just gonna say that! A man of his age and he still isn't dead after it all! Although, doesn't he say in one episode he's actually very young...
Cloverfield
25-01-2007, 04:58 AM
Yeah, he gets run over and everything. I remember when he's driving that mobile home up the hill and Homer nudges him and it tips over and blows up etc :lol:
frys_red_jacket
25-01-2007, 05:05 AM
i remember when homer brings him home seen as he can't get bart back and tells marge to kiss him cos he tastes like a peanut
Cloverfield
25-01-2007, 05:06 AM
Yeah
'Cowabunga dudes' and he has barts skateboard LOL
frys_red_jacket
25-01-2007, 05:09 AM
and marge goes "i want that thing out out of here" lol
Cloverfield
25-01-2007, 05:10 AM
Haha, gotta love it. He's so unloved :( :lol:
"Are they saying boo or boo-urns?"
"I was saying boo-urns"lol
cerberus
28-01-2007, 05:34 AM
isn't he only thirty-ish? i remember him saying in one eppy drugs or alcohol made him look like he does....
Really?? Yikes!! Which episode??
cerberus
28-01-2007, 10:25 AM
I don't remember, but wait there, i'll go find some proof.....
cerberus
28-01-2007, 10:26 AM
Hans Moleman is the retconned name of the character. According to the episode "Principal Charming", his name was Ralph Melish, which is a reference to a Monty Python character. The Adventures of Ralph Mellish appears on the Monty Python album The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief. He is a 4 ft 4 in (1.3 m) 140 lb (63 kg) mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although apparently elderly, he claims to be only 31 years old (his driver's license says he was born August 2, 1961), but due to his heavy drinking, he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which has once been shown to contain a hidden sword within it. Like several other characters (Sea Captain, Comic Book Guy, The Yes-Guy) in recent years, his real name fell into disuse as the show moved away from James L. Brooks-guided realism.
Where is that from? The web-site I posted?
cerberus
28-01-2007, 10:30 AM
no, that is from his wikipedia article.
cerberus
28-01-2007, 10:45 AM
yup, very, although it means he could be 43, 31 or somewhere in his 80's, lol!
frys_red_jacket
01-02-2007, 06:36 AM
i watched one the other day and he was mistaken for a dead person lmao
He has worse luck than poor Gil....
They should get an apartment together, maybe...
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 08:05 AM
Cowabunga dudes.
frys_red_jacket
10-02-2007, 11:28 AM
LMAO!!!!
Don't have a cow, Smokey-man
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 11:44 AM
He tastes and looks like a peanut :lol:
An old, stale, beatup behind the couch peanut.........with hair on it!!
Course that wouldn't stop Homer from kissing him......lol
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 11:47 AM
Nah, i can't believe he thought it was Bart :lol:
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