Harry Potter series

[FryRulz]

Who here reads the Harry Potter series, and what is your favourite book?

I love all of the books, but if had to choose i would pick Deathly Hallows. I just love how JK reveals all the secrets and answers all the questions in the past 5 books.

[Punisher]

harry potter books=GOOD FOR THE MIND ;)

[frys_red_jacket]

ive only ever read the first one

[HYPNoBRECKY]

I'm stuck on Order of the Phoenix or Half Blood Prince... I'm kind of bummed out/ sad because my daughter and I were taking turns acting out every word and I was so hoping we would finish out the series together someday(maybe even if we did it once a week or once a month)... Maybe I should just give up and finish out the series on my own... Ah, well, such is life;)

[Fruitosaurus]

I agree with Fry, I like how she answered all of our questions so evenly in Deathly Hallows, no more questions

[FryRulz]

Do you reckon she will write about the 19years after voldemort got killed? Cos on the fansite JK mentions about their lifes afterwards

[Fruitosaurus]

Ooh, I'd love that! I would love to see what happens to their kids

[FryRulz]

yeh same here it would be awesome.


Im getting the book that shes just written

[Fruitosaurus]

Ooh! What is that?

[Vintage1998]

It is called the tales of beedle and bard! I love all the books but my favourite has too be order of pheonix

[Pazuzu]

Hmmm... I don't know what my favourite would be... hard choice.

[FryRulz]

Yeh it is a hard choice, cos they are all good.

[Kigents]

Aah in my opinion harry potter books are pretty pontless.

[FryRulz]

Have you read them?

[Kigents]

No, i have seen 1 movie and i didnt think it was something special to watch another..

[FryRulz]

If you read the books you would understand

[john]

Harry potter is overrated shit.

On the other hand the one positive thing is it was a gateway for kids that got into reading from the series to try some actual decent books.

[Fruitosaurus]

You don't like any books, do you

[FryRulz]

Can you tell lol

[Fruitosaurus]

lol Anyone who doesn't like the Harry Potter books after reading them is a weirdo to me

[Vintage1998]

Who Reads Harry Potter books?

[MovieMan8877445]

They're Good, But I Find Them Very Overrated.

[Havok]

I hate em

[frys_red_jacket]

ive only ever read the first one
i like the movies though

[KT81]

Ive read them all, havent seen all the movies yet tho

[Ralph]

How can people not like them who've read them?

They're amazing - Great - I'm readin them AGAIN. (Seen films also)

[MovieMan8877445]

How can people not like them who've read them?

They're amazing - Great - I'm readin them AGAIN. (Seen films also)

They're Okay, But They Defintly Don't Deserve All The Hype They Get.

[FryRulz]

Iv read them all and i love them.

[Dragon Master]

I read all them. And I think it was great! The best thing was the plot. After the 4th book you don't know who is in who's side unless they are the main charters.

[Punisher]

their book's always wanna make me poo.

[You Bent My Wookiee]

I've read all the books and I think its a great series. Its funny, well-written, intense, and it grabs your attention in a way that not many books are able to do.

[Punisher]

do they make u poo?

[You Bent My Wookiee]

Not really, no.

[Punisher]

cuz when i was reading it my stomach started to hurt and then i needed to go poo real quick

[You Bent My Wookiee]

Well, each to his own I guess.

[Punisher]

books rly make me poo.:p

[rogercieslar]

I only read first part It was boring except beginning.movies are better.

[Srbuckey]

I have read one harry potter book, the biggest one. The blue one. Not so entersting.

[Fruitosaurus]

You can't understand Harry Potter if you don't read all of Harry Potter :rolleyes: Oh, and I like the books better. Much more detail and plot

[Ujio]

Read part of the first one, and it bored me, but the movies were great.

[oh! tonks]

I'm a HUGE fan! Read the books several times. I think I've read the second book 16 times or so. I'm a little geek when it comes to Harry Potter :blush:

I've seen the movies too, and although I've been to every single premiere, I don't enjoy the movies as much as the books. You can create your own scenes when reading the books, like every other book you're reading before watching the movie. So I enjoy the books more than the movies.

And BTW, you can't say that the fourth or the fifth book isn't interesting when you don't start on scratch. You have to read all the books in order to get the whole plot. And watching the movies isn't enough...

[rogercieslar]

I agree not about harry potter.books are always gonna be better than movies.
ps.now harry potter is very popular in poland.like pokemon few years ago.

[La Belle Leela]

I've read all but the first book. I thought it was just a kid's book series, until I saw the first film. Very imaginative, and creative, to say the least. Book 4 is probably my favorite, simply because of the ending.

[Fruitosaurus]

The ending of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban was great. No doubt about it

[Beelzebott]

I've read and really liked the books, but the prose isn't the best I've ever read. (good story tho')

I thought the first two movies were okay, but the rest are just blah.

[oh! tonks]

The first two movies are the best! Chris Columbus did an awesome job, he created the scenes and creaturse just like I, and I'm sure lots of other people too, imagined it.

The other movies are great too, but there's something missing. Chris should have done them all!

[Ps360]

Harry Potter is a series of tl;dr fantasy and wish-fulfillment books about magic and wizards and shit written for children by British prostitute J.K. Rowling, whose books are awful compared to those of other successful writers. The story of the books is centered around a young boy who discovers he has the power to destroy his cruel peers and family Columbine style - but does not, because he is indeed more humble and virtuous than Mary Sue. Rowling initially intended to use the books as a means to teach witchcraft and wizardry to young children, in hopes of raising an army to take down the Catholic Church. However, she soon discovered that her fans were incredibly stupid and would rather sit around writing horrible fanfiction and songs instead. Rather than accept defeat, Rowling decided to use her bitchcraft and become a quadrillionaire by selling the books and giving license to manufacture Harry Potter movies, videogames, toys, board games, clothes, accessories, CDs, food, beverages, dildos, and condoms. And so, the story of the young wizard known as Harry Potter has since become a global phenomenon, gaining more popularity than both God and Jesus combined and suckering millions of retards such as yourself into buying this shit.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Renamed Sorcerer's Stone in the U.S. as too many are retards who don't understand English, this is the book that started the whole mess. Ironically, the Philosopher's Stone has absolutely nothing to do with magic, but rather alchemy (which is a science. FUCK YOU magicfags and churchfags). So there's this 11-year-old kid named Harry Potter who lives with his Aunt and Uncle cause some guy named Voldemort AKA HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED (who's basically Hitler with magic) raped Harry's parents with a magic spell; so you already know the protagonist is going to be a whiny, emo bitch. Well, the kid finds out he's a wizard, and then some fat, hairy giant named Hagrid takes him to a magic school called Hogwarts which is run by a gay old pedophile named Dumbledore. Harry, despite an upbringing in a cupboard that ought to give him the physique and personality of a Fritzl child, is pukily good at everything at school, befriends a poor red-headed kid named Ron and an intellectual jailbait named Hermione, and the three go about doing magical things. Later, Voldemort, acting through an Arab, tries to get a rock with magical powers, but is beaten by three 11-year-old children. Unfortunately, Harry lives and the story continues.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry returns to Hogwarts, and there's a bunch of drama about people being attacked. This book is kind of cool, as it introduces a giant, poisonous snake that can kill people by looking at them. The snake tries to pull a genocide by ridding the school of "Mudbloods", but fails to kill a single fucking person. Later, it tries to kill Harry, but is somehow defeated by the visually impaired twelve-year-old. Unfortunately, Harry again lives and the story continues.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

This one's pretty uneventful. Dumbledore appoints a werewolf as a teacher, but he doesn't go crazy and kill any students, which sucks. Harry finds out he has a Godfather who was wrongfully convicted of several accounts of /jb/ /cp/ and party v&. Ron's pet rat turns out to be a person (don't you just hate when you find out things like that about your pet?) and a follower of Voldemort. Some shit happens and the rat gets away, but noone dies and the story (unfortunately) continues.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry competes in a tournament with a bunch of dirty foreigners, fights an furry dragon otherkin (in dragon form), and saves the day. Voldemort comes back with his group of Death Eaters (the Wizarding equivalent of Nazis) and kills Cedric Diggory (yet he comes back to life as a wannabe an hero vampire. Wtf? Screw you, Stephenie Meyer you just couldn't leave well enough alone!) This is kind of where the books started to turn the corner, as Rowling starts to kill off the characters, making her fanbase (comprised primarily of pre-teenage girls) cry for hours on end. Voldemort fails to kill Harry again, thus allowing the story to continue.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


tl;dr. Harry goes through a severe emo stage. Harry's Godfather, Srs Black, dies. Fangirls BAWWWWWWWWWW. Sexy new teacher Dolores Umbridge molests the children by scribbling erotic messages in the back of their masochistic hands. Also, this book marks the introduction of HAGGER's half-brother, Grawp，confusing readers further as to how the hell Hagrid was conceived.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

ZOMG!!1 SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!1! It should be noted that since Dumbledore is gay, this makes Snape's killing a h8 crime. In this book Rowling stopped caring about canon couples and just decided to comply to the fucking fangirls (ie. setting up Ginny and Harry), so this book is basically about everyone snogging everyone and then BAWWWing about it. Also, Harry finds out that in order to defeat Voldemort, he has to find and destroy several "Horcruxes," which are objects in which a wizard...you know what? It doesn't fucking matter. Good is going to triumph over evil, Voldemort will eventually die, and everyone will live happily ever after.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The final book in the series, and much more important than any other. This is because over 9000 characters died in this book, increasing the lulz potential tenfold. Naturally, spoilers were released days before the global release, and the trolls came out from their mothers' basements in full force to ruin everyone's fun. Here are those spoilers now, representing the ruination of Potterfags worldwide:

* Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12
* Hedwig gets fursecuted by an unnamed Death Eater on pg. 56
* George Weasley loses an ear
* Mad-Eye is shot in the face with a killing curse and falls off his broom, confirmed dead on pg. 78
* Ron cockblocks Harry on page 99.
* Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159
* Wormtail becomes an hero when his own silver hand chokes him to death on pg. 471
* Ted Tonks (father of Nymphafuckthisnameislong Tonks) dies
* Dobby gets shanked on pg. 476
* Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658. Turns out he was good all along.
* Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637 (Percy cries like a bitch)
* Harry is pwned by Voldemort on pg. 704
* Hangs out with Dumbledore, comes back to life on pg. 724
* Voldemort's own spell backfires on him (WHAT A FUCKING NUB), unintentionally making him an hero on pg. 744
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745
* The Sword of Griffindor can destroy Horcruxes.
* Ron Destroys the Locket.
* Hufflepuff's cup was in Gringotts.
* Ravenclaw's Crown was in the Room of Requirement.
* HARRY WAS THE LAST HORCRUX OMFG!!!
* Neville finally grows some balls, and cuts off Nagini's head.
* Tonks and Lupin have a son.
* Bill and Fleur have a daughter.
* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
* The final lines are, "I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."
* Harry, a grossly fat middle-aged man who looks like Pruitt Taylor Vince, wakes in his cell at a psychiatric institution, discovering that the whole thing was only a dream, and begins to self-mutilate his forehead with a zig-zag cut.

But srsly, who gives a shit? Harry Potter sucks anyway.


Moral of the Story

The moral of the final installment of the series is quite simple: if you become an hero, you will be magically warped to a seedy old station where you will meet a mutilated baby and an old hairy pedophile who will reincarnate you after preaching to you.

YouTube - Juno3.com - Gay Harry Potter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjUWSfj7fE)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4350/dumbledoreinthebutt4833tf1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[rogercieslar]

I disagree.but I didn't notice that j.k. rowling was a prostute

[Ps360]

http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg

[KING ZOIDY]

after book 2 they. shall i say, sucked elephant poopies, they got so ridiculous and off the main plot i said screw it im not even going to bother pirating the movies

[Punisher]

I find the book to be very overrated IMO.

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL i hate harry potter hes such a whiny little bitch from book 5-7 "Its not fair!" oh cry me a river potter you noob

[Ps360]

yes

[KING ZOIDY]

i oughta bitch slap that bitch

[Ps360]

YouTube - HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THKngDe-5J8)
YouTube - The Harry Potter Cock Blockers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP3kDbxvS8Y)

[KING ZOIDY]

wow.... another hairy pothead movie?

[Punisher]

This one time I remeber their was a harry potty fan club at my school and all these n00bs came dressed as harry potter,dumbledore the pedophile, ect.

[KING ZOIDY]

WHAT?!? wow UBER NERDS!

[FryRulz]

Harry Potter is a series of tl;dr fantasy and wish-fulfillment books about magic and wizards and shit written for children by British prostitute J.K. Rowling, whose books are awful compared to those of other successful writers. The story of the books is centered around a young boy who discovers he has the power to destroy his cruel peers and family Columbine style - but does not, because he is indeed more humble and virtuous than Mary Sue. Rowling initially intended to use the books as a means to teach witchcraft and wizardry to young children, in hopes of raising an army to take down the Catholic Church. However, she soon discovered that her fans were incredibly stupid and would rather sit around writing horrible fanfiction and songs instead. Rather than accept defeat, Rowling decided to use her bitchcraft and become a quadrillionaire by selling the books and giving license to manufacture Harry Potter movies, videogames, toys, board games, clothes, accessories, CDs, food, beverages, dildos, and condoms. And so, the story of the young wizard known as Harry Potter has since become a global phenomenon, gaining more popularity than both God and Jesus combined and suckering millions of retards such as yourself into buying this shit.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Renamed Sorcerer's Stone in the U.S. as too many are retards who don't understand English, this is the book that started the whole mess. Ironically, the Philosopher's Stone has absolutely nothing to do with magic, but rather alchemy (which is a science. FUCK YOU magicfags and churchfags). So there's this 11-year-old kid named Harry Potter who lives with his Aunt and Uncle cause some guy named Voldemort AKA HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED (who's basically Hitler with magic) raped Harry's parents with a magic spell; so you already know the protagonist is going to be a whiny, emo bitch. Well, the kid finds out he's a wizard, and then some fat, hairy giant named Hagrid takes him to a magic school called Hogwarts which is run by a gay old pedophile named Dumbledore. Harry, despite an upbringing in a cupboard that ought to give him the physique and personality of a Fritzl child, is pukily good at everything at school, befriends a poor red-headed kid named Ron and an intellectual jailbait named Hermione, and the three go about doing magical things. Later, Voldemort, acting through an Arab, tries to get a rock with magical powers, but is beaten by three 11-year-old children. Unfortunately, Harry lives and the story continues.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry returns to Hogwarts, and there's a bunch of drama about people being attacked. This book is kind of cool, as it introduces a giant, poisonous snake that can kill people by looking at them. The snake tries to pull a genocide by ridding the school of "Mudbloods", but fails to kill a single fucking person. Later, it tries to kill Harry, but is somehow defeated by the visually impaired twelve-year-old. Unfortunately, Harry again lives and the story continues.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

This one's pretty uneventful. Dumbledore appoints a werewolf as a teacher, but he doesn't go crazy and kill any students, which sucks. Harry finds out he has a Godfather who was wrongfully convicted of several accounts of /jb/ /cp/ and party v&. Ron's pet rat turns out to be a person (don't you just hate when you find out things like that about your pet?) and a follower of Voldemort. Some shit happens and the rat gets away, but noone dies and the story (unfortunately) continues.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry competes in a tournament with a bunch of dirty foreigners, fights an furry dragon otherkin (in dragon form), and saves the day. Voldemort comes back with his group of Death Eaters (the Wizarding equivalent of Nazis) and kills Cedric Diggory (yet he comes back to life as a wannabe an hero vampire. Wtf? Screw you, Stephenie Meyer you just couldn't leave well enough alone!) This is kind of where the books started to turn the corner, as Rowling starts to kill off the characters, making her fanbase (comprised primarily of pre-teenage girls) cry for hours on end. Voldemort fails to kill Harry again, thus allowing the story to continue.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


tl;dr. Harry goes through a severe emo stage. Harry's Godfather, Srs Black, dies. Fangirls BAWWWWWWWWWW. Sexy new teacher Dolores Umbridge molests the children by scribbling erotic messages in the back of their masochistic hands. Also, this book marks the introduction of HAGGER's half-brother, Grawp，confusing readers further as to how the hell Hagrid was conceived.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

ZOMG!!1 SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!1! It should be noted that since Dumbledore is gay, this makes Snape's killing a h8 crime. In this book Rowling stopped caring about canon couples and just decided to comply to the fucking fangirls (ie. setting up Ginny and Harry), so this book is basically about everyone snogging everyone and then BAWWWing about it. Also, Harry finds out that in order to defeat Voldemort, he has to find and destroy several "Horcruxes," which are objects in which a wizard...you know what? It doesn't fucking matter. Good is going to triumph over evil, Voldemort will eventually die, and everyone will live happily ever after.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The final book in the series, and much more important than any other. This is because over 9000 characters died in this book, increasing the lulz potential tenfold. Naturally, spoilers were released days before the global release, and the trolls came out from their mothers' basements in full force to ruin everyone's fun. Here are those spoilers now, representing the ruination of Potterfags worldwide:

* Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12
* Hedwig gets fursecuted by an unnamed Death Eater on pg. 56
* George Weasley loses an ear
* Mad-Eye is shot in the face with a killing curse and falls off his broom, confirmed dead on pg. 78
* Ron cockblocks Harry on page 99.
* Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159
* Wormtail becomes an hero when his own silver hand chokes him to death on pg. 471
* Ted Tonks (father of Nymphafuckthisnameislong Tonks) dies
* Dobby gets shanked on pg. 476
* Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658. Turns out he was good all along.
* Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637 (Percy cries like a bitch)
* Harry is pwned by Voldemort on pg. 704
* Hangs out with Dumbledore, comes back to life on pg. 724
* Voldemort's own spell backfires on him (WHAT A FUCKING NUB), unintentionally making him an hero on pg. 744
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745
* The Sword of Griffindor can destroy Horcruxes.
* Ron Destroys the Locket.
* Hufflepuff's cup was in Gringotts.
* Ravenclaw's Crown was in the Room of Requirement.
* HARRY WAS THE LAST HORCRUX OMFG!!!
* Neville finally grows some balls, and cuts off Nagini's head.
* Tonks and Lupin have a son.
* Bill and Fleur have a daughter.
* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
* The final lines are, "I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."
* Harry, a grossly fat middle-aged man who looks like Pruitt Taylor Vince, wakes in his cell at a psychiatric institution, discovering that the whole thing was only a dream, and begins to self-mutilate his forehead with a zig-zag cut.

But srsly, who gives a shit? Harry Potter sucks anyway.


Moral of the Story

The moral of the final installment of the series is quite simple: if you become an hero, you will be magically warped to a seedy old station where you will meet a mutilated baby and an old hairy pedophile who will reincarnate you after preaching to you.

YouTube - Juno3.com - Gay Harry Potter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjUWSfj7fE)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4350/dumbledoreinthebutt4833tf1.gif (http://imageshack.us)


LOL brilliant

[KING ZOIDY]

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL ASHAHAHAHAA! genius!

[La Belle Leela]

Great, now 4chan does book reviews!

Now I've seen everything!

[rogercieslar]

ps360
LOL you make me laugh cos of these harry potter-the goblet of fire I seen that with my best pal.

the first movie with this guy who said that harry potter sucks in those people was cool.
the second movie was:thumbdown:
we have even longer lines for harry potter in poland.

[Fruitosaurus]

You people don't appreciate fine art.

[Punisher]

DumbleDoor's gonna rape me!!!!!!

EEEhhhh I dont like harry potter.....

[Fruitosaurus]

Well you don't appreciate fine art then.

[oh! tonks]

I agree with you Leela+Fry.

There's a reason why Harry Potter is so huge everywhere. There's something about it that you don't get if you haven't read all the books.

[Fruitosaurus]

I agree with you tonks

[iMatt]

HP is awesome. Prefer the films tho.

[Fruitosaurus]

I prefer books. So much more detail, that it feels like you're right there with Harry

[oh! tonks]

Books are much better than the films. As I think I've already mentioned, you can create your own characters and images, and that's the beauty of reading!

[Fruitosaurus]

The beauty of reading helps me understand the world better! Without books, I would just sit in front of the TV all day, but I don't! Yay books!

[rogercieslar]

I agree with you too.books are the best.even me the biggest fan of simpsons read books!cos I got 2 books from simpsons

[FryRulz]

I think the books are better aswell, because like you said. You can imagine the settings etc etc. However with the films if you enjoy the story then you can watch it quicker then you can read the book. But overall i do prefere books.

[KING ZOIDY]

either way harry potter is a whining emo priss

[Ps360]

YouTube - Dirty Potter 1 (and the Snape Kills Dumbledore) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8mLYSspyTM)

[FryRulz]

Some funny stuff there

[Ps360]

YouTube - Dirty Potter 2 audiobook edit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKShssLHDM&feature=related)

[rogercieslar]

geez I hate videos with only one picture they gay.

[Fruitosaurus]

either way harry potter is a whining emo priss
Said the boy who got offended by a picture

[FryRulz]

Swish

[Punisher]

what does swish mean?

[rogercieslar]

I think see is trying to tell you that you behaving like switzerland

[Ps360]

I think see is trying to tell you that you behaving like switzerland

http://www.tlsbooks.com/letterfromsandiego.pdf

[Punisher]

I think see is trying to tell you that you behaving like switzerland

???......how do u behave like switerland???

[rogercieslar]

yoddling and being rich.
nah I joke I'm from poland.so I'm a just poor mountain kid.

[Fruitosaurus]

Oy vey....

[KING ZOIDY]

harry potter FAILED after the 2nd one

[Punisher]

Harry potter has a gingered hair friend lol

[KING ZOIDY]

more like his penis pal LOLLOL

[Punisher]

maybe in the next harry potter movie harry and ginger kid will get married and have gingered haired wizardy glasses kids lol

[KING ZOIDY]

lollollol more than likely he'll open a wizard gay bar

[Fruitosaurus]

harry potter FAILED after the 2nd one
That's what you think

[KING ZOIDY]

and my thinking is correct

[Fruitosaurus]

WRONG. You may have your own opinion, but don't you dare try to pass it off as fact!!

[rogercieslar]

yeah harry potter is cool.and I like him.kz calm down you're not a king of the world.

[FryRulz]

Dumbledore is gay song - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F12aq5M5LRs

[KING ZOIDY]

yeah harry potter is cool.and I like him.kz calm down you're not a king of the world.

ahem...hence the name KINGzoidberg

[rogercieslar]

sorry.but you see your point is well taken
#I like to walk down the avenue with disco stu
#you shame me from my bubbies
#oh I can walk from springfield to alaska
#and when I hear
#zou canąt walk to the turkministan
#of course I can screw zou!

[Fruitosaurus]

ahem...hence the name KINGzoidberg
What's in a name? Nothing. You're not Zoidberg either, so HA!

[Punisher]

Win.

[Fruitosaurus]

Epic.

[Punisher]

ahem...hence the name KINGzoidberg

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/Darkalexia/EpicFail.jpg

[rogercieslar]

wow cool pic.L+f you're laughing like edna krababbel.

[Ps360]

ahem...hence the name Faggot10yearoldzoidberg

That makes sense

[KING ZOIDY]

haha guess what im 14 moron


EPIC FRIGGIN FAIL

[frys_red_jacket]

OFF TOPIC!!!!

[Punisher]

This topic is Phail.

[Ps360]

haha guess what im 14 moron


EPIC FRIGGIN FAIL


Oh fu*k man I didn't know your age that means i fail.


Seriously, do i give a sh*t what your age is? You still act like a 10 year old faggot.

Also, Censorship is rea**************

[Punisher]

10 year old faggot? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

[FryRulz]

OFF TOPIC, last warning

[Ps360]

OFF TOPIC, last warning

Dumbledore is gay for harry.

[Fruitosaurus]

ANYWAYS, I really enjoyed Harry Potter

[rogercieslar]

I think we should closed this thread ages ago.

[Fruitosaurus]

Where's a mod when you need one, right?

[rogercieslar]

super flanders to the rescue.
this thread is closed If anyone gonna write in this thread he gonna burn in hell.

[KING ZOIDY]

Dumbledore is gay for harry.

he is gay for harry, you can tell in the books and the movie (always has his hands on harrys shoulder)

[Punisher]

In the end of harry potter....Dumbledore rapes harry and nearly crushes him.lol

[FryRulz]

he is gay for harry, you can tell in the books and the movie (always has his hands on harrys shoulder)


LOL i so agree you with you there he is always touching him whenever he can. Hes like ooo harry take my hand, touch my wand. Ok that might be bit ott.

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL

[Ps360]

super flanders to the rescue.
this thread is closed If anyone gonna write in this thread he gonna burn in hell.

Ok i won't write.

I'll type.

[KING ZOIDY]

LOL

[NovaMist]

The books are good, but the fifth and seventh ones were fairly average. My God, I still can't get over the horrifc epilogue of the seventh book - ugh! Vomit

[FryRulz]

Couldnt agree with you more nova

[NovaMist]

:) How are you, FryRulz? Hope you've been well!

[FryRulz]

Im doing great thanks, great to see you back on. Missed you the past month, havnt had my chain friend in the games section.

[NovaMist]

I, too, have felt sad for the lack of my FFF buddies, yourself in particular! I always feel bummed when I don't have time to get on the forum! :(

Has anything happened while I've been gone?

[Ps360]

The books are good, but the fifth and seventh ones were fairly average. My God, I still can't get over the horrifc epilogue of the seventh book - ugh! Vomit

So you finnaly log in again

[rogercieslar]

nothing happened except that I become a religious person and fryrulz start writing his own tv show.

[Punisher]

And I started to become a gorilla :P

[Fruitosaurus]

The epilogue was well.... Can't describe it really

[FryRulz]

I, too, have felt sad for the lack of my FFF buddies, yourself in particular! I always feel bummed when I don't have time to get on the forum! :(

Has anything happened while I've been gone?

Its good your back now though.

Nah not really just the usual really, and yeh like roger said iv started writing up my show that i would of told you about in the elite section

[Fruitosaurus]

So, how did Nova like the third?

[KING ZOIDY]

I think 'ol JK didnt want anynore crappy sequels so she wasted half the characters to insure that

[Fruitosaurus]

I think it was a damn good ending, and you should go die in a pit

[Punisher]

JK Rowling=Fail

[Fruitosaurus]

Wrong. Pokemon=Fail

[Punisher]

JK rowlings next book is probaly gonnabe called "Night of the taco kings" :P

[Fruitosaurus]

Dude. You're not making any sense. At all.

[beano2]

i like the books

[KING ZOIDY]

I think it was a damn good ending, and you should go die in a pit

well i hope your house burns down and you end up in a box

[Punisher]

KZ, you just made my day....thanks ;)

[KING ZOIDY]

no prob :D

[Punisher]

Hey, sorry if I was being mean to u in the pictures thread :(

[KING ZOIDY]

thats ok

[rogercieslar]

that's what I like to see.2 nation shaking hanks at each other.

[Fruitosaurus]

well i hope your house burns down and you end up in a box
Well I hope you get torn apart by the gigantic crowd of Harry Potter fans who will come to your house and burn it down and kill your family

[Punisher]

THE KZ AND LEELA+FRY WARS.
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CHAPTER 1
----------------------

[Fruitosaurus]

F**k yeah, just what we need, another war

[rogercieslar]

LOL

[FryRulz]

*comes in* thinks f*** this not another one *walks about again*

[KING ZOIDY]

Well I hope you get torn apart by the gigantic crowd of Harry Potter fans who will come to your house and burn it down and kill your family

haha to bad they'll meet my colt. 45 revolver now wont they? i have so mkany remarks to make to you but most of them would make you cry so im keeping it at this level

[Fruitosaurus]

You think you could ever make me cry? Bring it on b*tch

[rogercieslar]

LOLidiots

[Fruitosaurus]

Hah, KZ failed. Anyways, back on topic please. I don't wanna get banned

[rogercieslar]

yeah I likwe u l+f

[Fruitosaurus]

So, I thought the series had a good ending, but the epilogue was, well... not Harryish

[Punisher]

I know these geeky kids who talk about harry potter and is obessesed with it.....their nerds.......

[Fruitosaurus]

I've seen really creepy fan art of Harry and friends *shudder* Fans are crazy!

[oh! tonks]

Hey, I'm one of those! :P

[Fruitosaurus]

No, I mean people who draw creepy couples like Harry and Draco together, what the hell?

[Punisher]

I herd JK is making a new harry potter book called

'Harry potter:and the Epic Phailness!"

[Fruitosaurus]

I heard there's a chain of kitty murders all over the country, with each case with at least 2 dead cats each.

[Punisher]

Yerghaduhderguhaduhdiggitydoo!


Nvm, you win this time leefry

[Fruitosaurus]

Hot diggity damn, I won! Moral: Don't mess with Leela+Fry

[Punisher]

Yerghaduhderguhaduhdiggitydoo!

[Fruitosaurus]

*shoots* Have you learned nothing?

[oh! tonks]

No, I mean people who draw creepy couples like Harry and Draco together, what the hell?

Okay, I'm NOT one of those...

[Punisher]

Draco....?

[Fruitosaurus]

Draco Malfoy, Harry's enemy. Which is why it makes no sense to put them together

[oh! tonks]

There are lots of horny girls out there, who, clearly isn't satisfied with just Harry or Draco alone and makes art out of the situation to satisfy their needs. Pathetic...

[Fruitosaurus]

Really, it's just pathetic *shakes head* Apparently they didn't like the pairing JK Rowling, THE AUTHOR, gave.

[Venkman]

Watch this video:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S09TL01cEfo

[Sander.]

Harry Potter is a Star Wars rip off.

[Punisher]

Harry potter looks like a skinnier version of a fat kid that looks like harry potter I know.

[Fruitosaurus]

What the hell are you talking about

[KING ZOIDY]

HP sucks donkey poo

[Fruitosaurus]

Said the guy who thinks Obama will bomb his own country

[Punisher]

I think they're overrated. And KZ, how does one suck donkey poo?

[KING ZOIDY]

it's extremely complex

[Fruitosaurus]

Yes. But I rather like Harry Potter, unlike you lot. Bugger you

[KING ZOIDY]

You aint british!

[oh! tonks]

I'm with you L+F! Harry Potter is awesome.

[KING ZOIDY]

Not his emo whineyness unfortunately

[Fruitosaurus]

What emoness? You'd be that way if your parents were dead, your friends were dying, you lived in a crappy house with crappy people, and you were being hunted

[KING ZOIDY]

He's a whiney man-bitch from the 4th one to the 7th one

[ilovebender.com]

PIP! PIP!
CHEERIOS!
HARRRRRRY POTTTTTER!!!

(A lil silly thing I say in a weird voice for sh*ts and giggles when I'm in America)

[KING ZOIDY]

lol

[Yoshirama]

Harry potter is pretty good. I have only read the first book so i can't say much about them but the movies were really good.

[frys_red_jacket]

same here, only read the first book but love the movies, i just recently got the 1-7 boxset :D

[KING ZOIDY]

ZOMFG no wayyyyy lol

[christopher]

Mmm i love it

[nicksontinko]

I've seen the movies too, as well as although I've been to every single premiere, I don't enjoy the movies as much as the books. You can produce your own scenes when reading the books, like every other book you're reading before watching the movie.

[I Hate Bottles]

I've only recently gotten into into HP. I'm only on the fifth book and I haven't seen any of the movies yet, but I actually love the books. I'm addicted to them. I can't wait to see all of the movies.

[neverthrive]

I've read like half the books and seen the movies. Harry Potter isn't my favorite series, but I don't hate it. at least it's better than twilight...

[Syonic]

i love harry potter ad twilight

[FryRulz]

God your so far behind :P lol

[I Hate Bottles]

Hey, I'm catching up! lol

I'm going to get Deathly Hallows Part 1 when it comes out next month, so I'll be up to speed...finally.. lol

[FryRulz]

Iv already seen part 1 :P lol

[I Hate Bottles]

Well at least I read all the books so I know what happens. I have that going for me. lol

[FryRulz]

Did that a few years back ;) lol

[SuicideBooth]

I'm going to wait for part 2 so I can see them both for the first time simultaneously. Can't be bothered to read those fat books. lol

[FryRulz]

Stop being a lazy sht lol

[SuicideBooth]

It's in my genes! lol

[Yoshirama]

I ahve read most of the books, i may finish them all soon.

[SuicideBooth]

I haven't seen any of the movies yet

:huh: lol

Still waiting for part 2 of the finale. lol

[FryRulz]

Im waiting to pre book my tickets for the last part lol

[SuicideBooth]

You seen the first part of the finale?

[FryRulz]

Ive seen it twice lol

[SuicideBooth]

WHat do you think?

[FryRulz]

Amazing :D

[frys_red_jacket]

ill be waiting for the final part on dvd/blu ray
we didnt have the first part in our cinema so doubt we'll get the next one

[Yoshirama]

thats one of the main movies you should get? isn't it? its very popular.

[Syonic]

the first part of finale was good but they didnt do much... like they got 5 horcruxs left and two deathly hallows to find...

[FryRulz]

It followed the book rather well though

[Yoshirama]

Is the 2nd half gonna be longer?

[FryRulz]

2nd half is the one with more action in it.

[Yoshirama]

good.I should read the last 2 before the movie comes out.

[FryRulz]

You would be less confused if you read the last 2 books

[frys_red_jacket]

thats one of the main movies you should get? isn't it? its very popular.

true but our town sucks

[Jacqui]

I love Harry Potter...I prefer the books to the films, and I prefer Stephen Fry reading the audiobooks to Jim Dale, although I've always loved Jim Dale from the Carry On films...Stephen Fry is a legend though. My favourite book is Prisoner of Azkaban, but I think that might be because it was the first one I read