Leela v. Chuck Norris who would win?

[vonhammer]

Ok, so today i'm watching an Chuck Norris marathon on AMC, and i just had thought, if Chuck Norris and Leela had to face each other in hand-to-hand combat who would win? I would have to pick Leela.

[NightWolf]

Are you kidding me chuck Norris afcourse. Nobody beats Chuck. Hes the best of the best. lol

[vonhammer]

well either way, it would be a very interesting fight.

[frys_red_jacket]

leela all the way, ive no idea who chuck norris is

[Lucorio]

chuck norris all the way! even chuck is stronger than anything strong!

[vonhammer]

leela all the way, ive no idea who chuck norris is

:scared::scared:HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHO CHUCK NORRIS IS? He's only the best action movie star out there. in fact if you get AMC they're showing an all da marathon of Chuck Norris movies. heres the link to the wiki. Chuck Norris - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris). anyway i'll still pick Leela.

[frys_red_jacket]

nope sorry still don't know who he is, and out of all the movies listed ive only heard of dodgeball

[vonhammer]

most of where made back in the 80s. Anyway he's still like the best martial artist, well next to Leela

[La Belle Leela]

It would be an interesting fight, to say the least. They both have different fighting styles. I think it'd come down to fists & broken beer bottles myself.:scared:

[Leela+Fry]

Leela of course!

[vonhammer]

Yes it most definatly would. Although one of Leelas boots to the head would hurt.

[La Belle Leela]

Yes it most definatly would. Although one of Leelas boots to the head would hurt.

Leela once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face. We now know it as a giraffe.:)

[vonhammer]

Leela once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face. We now know it as a giraffe.:)

lol You know those chuck Norris jokes are always funny. I remember my juionor year of high school , my draftng teacher looked a lot like Chuck Norris and we always cracked those jokes. I wonder if Leela's boots are steel toed?

[NovaMist]

Leela, all the way! But it would be a long, drawn-out, and above all, interesting, fight! :)

[vonhammer]

And one things for sure - Bender would definatly be taking any bets. It would be the fight of the century!

[NovaMist]

I love it how Bender always watches out for his friends...by betting for or against them behind their backs! lol

[vonhammer]

you can always rely on good old Bender to be there when you need him.

[NovaMist]

lol that scene in "why must I bve a crustacean in love?" when bender calls for "all bets" and everyone thrusts their money up in the air never fails to crack me up lol

[vonhammer]

lol that scene in "why must I bve a crustacean in love?" when bender calls for "all bets" and everyone thrusts their money up in the air never fails to crack me up lol

Me too, that is one of my favorite scenes from that ep. Bender's always looking out for number 1 thats for sure.

[HYPNoBRECKY]

Welp, I couldn't vote because I'm the only one that would think ole Chuck and ole Leela would come to a draw after a very long and drawn out fight sequence of many interesting moves, yuk, yuk!

[vonhammer]

i understand it would probaly last for days. and they still would be going at it, cuz i think niether of them would concede

[HYPNoBRECKY]

Yep, thet're both "tough cookies" and I wonder if they would even be tired after days of a gruelling contest... Hmmm...;)

[vonhammer]

You know, that would make for an intersting fic. And it definatly would be one hell of a fight. I think Leela's "Hiya!" she does is enough to send chills down a mans spine.

[HYPNoBRECKY]

LOL Man, you're good, vonhammer... you already are running ideas for a future fic line up!LOL

[vonhammer]

i know, sometimes i cant help myself. I was also thinking of doing a pardoy of either the National Treasure movies or a pardoy of Get Smart

[Lucorio]

chuck norris cuz he likes chicken wings and spicy sauce! :D

[vonhammer]

i swear poop, i wonder what goes through your head.

[frys_red_jacket]

i think thats what we all wonder

[vonhammer]

Yea. I think he's had way too much slurm

[Leela+Fry]

lol say goodbye to poopy for a week (or more *evil laughter*)

[KingZoidberg]

you never f**k with the chuck lol

[NightWolf]

Yeah Chuck is the MAN!

[Ujio]

I really hate Chuck Norris. Seriously, this whole fad with oh Chuck Norris rocks and crap, annoys the hell out of me. It got old... real quick.

Plus Leela would whoop his arse.

[NightWolf]

Yeash dont take it so seriously...

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

I'd have to vote for Chuck Norris

[BenderIsG0d]

Chuck Norris, he can never be taken.

[rogercieslar]

leela of course
I don't like chuck norris,but I love jokes about him
[dr.hibbert laugh]

[KnucklesUK]

Chuck Norris.
The only thing that can beat Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris, too bad there is only one. :P

[beano2]

leela would own