Waylon Smithers

[Gurman169]

You can use this section to talk about Mr Smithers and ONLY Mr Smithers.

[ironik]

okgay oops did i write that well since were on the topic is he alright gay or does he just have the hots for mr. burns?

[Sweetened Angel]

maybe both.

[ironik]

yeah its kinda a give away when hes in the malabu stacie play

[Ryvul]

Why doesn't Smithers hook up with Elton John? He's always lookin' like he's comin' on to Mr. Burns.

[Sweetened Angel]

hmm, good question

[Gazereths]

The funniest smithers part is in the spin off episode!!! "crack that whip" when hes got the assless chaps on!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah :lol:

[Gazereths]

hahahaha!!! cracks me up just thinking of it!!

[Chirpy]

i dont beleive ive seen that one big shame

[Gazereths]

yeah its well funny!!!! once you get to 75 you will be able to watch all of em!!!

[beano2]

ive never seen that before ether

[ironik]

i love that episode it was like the special and they were doing the candy skits and smithers whip was made of liquorice LMAO

[Gazereths]

Thats the one!!! well funny!!

[ironik]

i just love how he has the biggest malibu stacie collection in springfield

[cerberus]

yes, lol! Is he gay, or what? I mean, he likes Burns, but its never REALLY fully revealed...

[Cloverfield]

I think it's fair to say he's gay.

Have you seen when he turns his computer on?

Computer Burns - You are good at turning me on

:lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

and he's had a dream about mr burns flying through the window whilst he's in bed lol

[Cloverfield]

And one time he actually does tell him, but burns goes what and then he denies it.

[frys_red_jacket]

i think he's actually kissed him once too

[Cloverfield]

Most probably.

[gort]

I like Troy McClures' assesment of him in the 138th show special.....
"As you can see, he is single and is Mr. Burns' assistant"




Gort thinks Troy left something out. Hehehehe.

[cerberus]

lol, smithers is funny!

gorts funnier tho, hehehehe.

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah lol

[cerberus]

hey jen. how are you?

[gort]

And Gort is less gay.

Quite a bit less.

[cerberus]

see, to voice that gort, methinks you must have insecurities.....

[gort]

Nah...it's just that I never 'chatted' with anyone on-line before....I always thought those people were weirdos ( I was right, by the way ) and since we don't get to actually MEET, I feel compelled to try and get to know lots about people and tell lots about me....whether anyone wants to know or not.


Plus.........I was being witty.

[cerberus]

me? a weirdo???

*takes offense*

[gort]

Fine!! No more compliments for you!!!

[cerberus]

compliments? so far, you've called me a weirdo, plus you made references to sez acts with morbo! what compliments!?

[gort]

LOL
Not acts WITH Morbo....LOL.....oh never mind!!!! LOL

Plus......ya wanna be NORMAL??? Why??

Certainly meant no personal attack......just having a larf!! I suppose there's a chance you are a nice, normal kid.......I guess.....

[cerberus]

lol, i didn't take it personally, don't worry. Just having a laugh :D

[gort]

:D :D :D

[cerberus]

i don't take things to heart very much :D

[Cloverfield]

I dont get whathe sees in mr burns lmao

[gort]

You know what they say...

Creepy, creepy gay love is blind.

[frys_red_jacket]

I dont get whathe sees in mr burns lmao

maybe he just likes waaaaaaaaay older men

[Cloverfield]

Hmmm, maybe...weirdo.

[gort]

Ya know....some might consider me to be waaaaaaay older! Not like Burns though ( I hope! ) :wink:

[jle1993]

Plus Mr Burns is rich, money is enough to make anyone attractive :lol:

[gort]

Only if the person is a shallow, useless, supplicacious harpy without morals or scruples.


Can you tell I've dated a LOT?

[jle1993]

Can YOU tell you've just described what I aim to be when I am older?

[gort]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[jle1993]

What? A girls gotta make a living somehow

[gort]

With your brain, I think you'll get by without becoming a vapid, soul crushing retch.

[jle1993]

But crushing powerful men and turning them into shivering wrecks when I take their money and possesions is so much more fun ;)

[gort]

Fine........you can be what you want. Like you need MY permission!!

Let's get back on topic now............................................on-topic monster.

[jle1993]

Smithers is a good character. I love how he hated it when Homer had hair and Mr Burns liked him and not Smithers

[frys_red_jacket]

i only just noticed that in the earlier episodes he was actually black now in the more known episodes he's yellow!?!

[gort]

You mean animation skin tone color, right??

[frys_red_jacket]

thats what i meant yeah, i was gonna put white rather than yellow but decided not to

[Cloverfield]

i only just noticed that in the earlier episodes he was actually black now in the more known episodes he's yellow!?!
I know, it really annoys me when they do that. Wiggum had black hair and now he has blue...

[gort]

Blame Korea.....I do.

[Cloverfield]

Ok...damn Korea.

[gort]

Thanks.


And that's just SOUTH Korea.

Eeesh.

[Cloverfield]

Yh, i have a game where you have to help and kill south koreans :lol:

[gort]

Don't you mean 'North'?

[Cloverfield]

Cant remember.

[gort]

North is run by Kim Jong Ill....the nutbag.....the south is under US protection....kinda....

[Cloverfield]

I'll find out sometime and let you know.

[gort]

Back on topic.....dammit Smokey!!

Even if Smithers is gay, why on EARTH would he want Burns??? I know that's already been brought up, but....................JEEZ!!

[frys_red_jacket]

well as they say "each to their own", or maybe its cos he's rich

[Cloverfield]

Hmm, i dont think money comes into it. For some reason, he is just really into him.

[gort]

I don't know......he really seems to love the old guy!

[Sweetened Angel]

his tattoo say "i love burn" on his body.

[gort]

And he dreams of him floating over his bed!! LOL

[Cloverfield]

And has him as his screensaver.

[gort]

And popping out of a cake like Marilyn Monroe...

[Cloverfield]

Nasty. Let's get out of this conversation.

[gort]

I thought it was funny that when Homer found Smithers' Dads' skull.....he kept it.

So much for closure!! LOL

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, it really freaked him out as well.

[frys_red_jacket]

had me in hysterics when he didn't stop screaming too

[gort]

It's REALLY hard to scream while you brush your teeth, but Homer pulls it off....LOL

[Cloverfield]

Actually its quite eaay...:|

[frys_red_jacket]

how do you know? have you tried? LOL

[gort]

And whose skull did YOU find??

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, i tried and its piss.

[gort]

Does that mean it's easy?
I know it means 'drunk'....but I never geard it used that way!

[Cloverfield]

Not drunk because i didnt say pissed. Yes, piss means easy...hence, piss easy.

[gort]

Okay......my English to English dictionary is coming along nicely!!

[Cloverfield]

It's not really english

[gort]

Slang is fun, though.........dog!!

[Cloverfield]

Hehe, i can just picture you now talking like that in real life :lol:

[gort]

Word, my ca-zizzle.


lizzle bra-zizzle.

[Cloverfield]

shizzle ma nizzle

[Gazereths]

I need a new chizzle....Dawg!!

[gort]

You guys are the shiz-nit!!

Okay...I'm done now.

[Gazereths]

Thanks god for that!!!!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, that was beginning to get irratating.

[gort]

Hey!

It's what I do!!!

No problem!!

[Cloverfield]

Thanks god for that!!!!
Or

Thank Gort for that!!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

ok so back to smithers......
i found it quite funny when he was fighting with homer in mr burns office

[gort]

Why was a baby even AT a powerplant, anyway???


Right outta left field, eh?

[Cloverfield]

Because no one was there to look after him i guess.

[gort]

So...........where was his mother? For that matter....WHO was his mother?

[Cloverfield]

I don't think we ever find out.

[gort]

Hmmmmm......another possible movie plot line??

[frys_red_jacket]

mmmm maybe, but if they put everything into the movie that we would like to find out it would one long movie

[Cloverfield]

It would be too long if they added all these ideas in.

[gort]

Oh, I dunno......it only took one sentence to show Lenny and Carl were brothers!!

We shall see.....

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, i don't know how much they are putting into this movie.

[gort]

I'm sure it will be great, no matter what!! Can you imagine this forum the weekend of it's opening!!??

Whoo-Hoo!!!

[Gazereths]

Yeah it will rock..But imagine when the new eps of futurama come out....That will kick some serious bootay!!!

[0]

I'm sure it will be great, no matter what!! Can you imagine this forum the weekend of it's opening!!??

Whoo-Hoo!!!

its gonna be like a hazard zone in here. Luckily it will be confined to the simpsons area...or not

[Gazereths]

Well.. i think we can forgive people for posting in the wrong section when that happens....I just hope it's not a flop!

[gort]

I will start a new Simpsons Movie thread the night before it opens.....if i'm still alive in July......

[Cloverfield]

Or now, to save us talking about it in the Smithers section.

[frys_red_jacket]

isn't there already a simpsons movie thread?

[Cloverfield]

Oh yeah.

I'm confused.

[gort]

I meant a NEW one for after seeing the movie.

I get the hint.......Does anyone think Smithers is gay?? LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

i think a big "well duh!!" is needed here LOL

[0]

and plus he likes old men

[frys_red_jacket]

old men is putting it lightly, more like ancient men LOL

[gort]

I don't even know if 'men' is applicable!!

( I was just being snide and back on topic before )

[frys_red_jacket]

ok then 'man' it is

[gort]

No no....I'm saying Burns is more like a creature, or something!!

[frys_red_jacket]

maybe he's an alien

[gort]

Like in the 'glowing' Burns episode...

[0]

That was just plain weird and creepy

[Cloverfield]

Didnt they saw in one ep he is like 121 LOL

[gort]

Yeah, and his bones and blood are dust!!!

I think when he played Dracula on Treehouse of Horror, it was pretty accurate!!!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah.

I like it when the breeze knocks him over LOL