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Gurman169
27-10-2006, 12:40 AM
You can use this section to talk about Mr.Burns and ONLY Mr.Burns.
ironik
22-11-2006, 03:53 AM
what an excellent character
Sweetened Angel
22-11-2006, 04:07 AM
yeah i agree
Ryvul
23-11-2006, 09:23 PM
Mr. Burns is one of the best voices I can impersonate off the Simpsons. How do you think he'd sound if he sang "Listen to the Flower People" by Spinal Tap? Need I remind you Harry Shearer plays Derek Smalls, the bass player.
Cloverfield
23-11-2006, 09:24 PM
Does he?
frys_red_jacket
23-11-2006, 10:12 PM
mr burns is evil but he can be quite funny at times
ironik
28-11-2006, 02:38 AM
i love it when he gets hit by lightning and his heart starts beating or in the tree house of horror when he is a vampire and dies then comes back to life to tell homer hes fired and then actually dies LMAO
Sweetened Angel
28-11-2006, 03:27 AM
yeah lol
beano2
28-11-2006, 04:30 PM
he misses his teddy bear
frys_red_jacket
29-11-2006, 02:31 PM
i loved it when marge says she's gonna sue the pants off him and he says that she doesn't have to sue him to get his pants off
Gazereths
29-11-2006, 07:03 PM
the part where he says "my hearts beating like a jackhammer" and its beats once in about 10 seconds!!
ironik
30-11-2006, 05:29 PM
the doctor trys to draw blood and the needle goes through his arm and he says try thhe other one i saw blood in it the other day LOL
TheTodd
06-12-2006, 11:52 PM
To friends heīs known as Monty but to you itīs MR. BURNS.
beano2
09-12-2006, 02:12 PM
i love it when he gets hit by lightning and his heart starts beating or in the tree house of horror when he is a vampire and dies then comes back to life to tell homer hes fired and then actually dies LMAO

that was on channel 4 last night
cerberus
15-01-2007, 10:13 PM
loved that episode, i also loved the one where they think he's an alien, rofl!
gort
16-01-2007, 11:15 PM
the doctor trys to draw blood and the needle goes through his arm and he says try thhe other one i saw blood in it the other day LOL

That's one of my fave Burns moments!! Later in that episode, the doctor explains he has EVERY virus....then he illustrates the point with toy germs and a tiny doorway while doing 'Curly' from the Three Stooges!! ROFL


Whoop whoop whoop.....whoop!!!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Why I oughtta..........!
frys_red_jacket
17-01-2007, 12:29 PM
i loved the one where he dies and homer and smithers tie strings to him to make him move to do his presentation or something
gort
17-01-2007, 04:26 PM
I do believe that hilarious scene is from the same episode.....must be a favorite of folks, eh??


Wait........maybe I'm wrong...Burns 'drowns' in his bathtub ( his washcloth is too heavy...LOL ) before he's put on strings.....hmmmm?
TheTodd
17-01-2007, 06:22 PM
One of my favorite Monty quotes is:

"One more thing...you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon!"

Cracks me up every time due to itīs pure randomness, and it shows you just what
kind of mysterious and weird person he is. Iīd really like to see what he needed that
jade monkey for and why it had to be found before the next full moon, lol. Some bizarre
ritual probably.
:D
frys_red_jacket
17-01-2007, 09:51 PM
I do believe that hilarious scene is from the same episode.....must be a favorite of folks, eh??


Wait........maybe I'm wrong...Burns 'drowns' in his bathtub ( his washcloth is too heavy...LOL ) before he's put on strings.....hmmmm?
i can't quit remember how he dies but i know there is a different episode where he nearly drowns in his bath tub cos his sponge is too heavy on his head LOL and stangles smithers when he comes to saying he tried to kill him
gort
17-01-2007, 10:31 PM
Yea yea yea.....SPONGE!
I gotta review some old episodes now!!!
I got a hancre-in ( ? )
Cloverfield
25-01-2007, 10:44 AM
Yeah, Smithers goes out to do something, so he puts the sponge on his head and burns starts sinking.
gort
25-01-2007, 02:26 PM
LOL.....Smithers is a Barbie girl!




living in a Barbie world.
cerberus
28-01-2007, 12:04 PM
i love the one where he opens a casino and develops an obsession with germs, and goes crazy. he points a gun at smithers telling him to jump into his toy aeroplane........ROFL!
frys_red_jacket
28-01-2007, 03:02 PM
LMAO!!!!! yeah that was funny, he also had kleenex boxes on his feet
cerberus
28-01-2007, 03:03 PM
yes, and he's sat quivering in bed! ROFL!!!!!!!
gort
28-01-2007, 03:57 PM
But, he's sweet when he's in love! Aren't we all...
I like it when he and the Simpsons discuss goatees and beards in that episode....at the end! Oh, and his nude portrait is cool and scary.....looks like Gort nude!!lol
cerberus
28-01-2007, 04:00 PM
*shudders at gorts last comment*
gort
28-01-2007, 04:17 PM
Gort was kidding......you can stop shuddering now..... :wink:
cerberus
28-01-2007, 04:18 PM
*shuddering stops*

ok dude, just keep your clothes on......
gort
28-01-2007, 04:36 PM
Why? I DON'T look like Burns!!!
cerberus
28-01-2007, 04:36 PM
not, but your a dude. And I don't look at dudes.
gort
28-01-2007, 04:39 PM
Not even beautiful ones.....like Gort??!!
Just kidding dude...women are almost a hobby to me!!


Exclusively.
cerberus
28-01-2007, 04:40 PM
cool. see, we do have something in common, except our love of futurama.
frys_red_jacket
01-02-2007, 12:38 PM
i find it weird how mr burns is the oldest springfield resident but yet he hasn't got any wrinkles
gort
01-02-2007, 01:52 PM
Being evil keeps you looking your best.


I should look better.
Cloverfield
01-02-2007, 02:36 PM
Just watched the episode where everyone thought he was dead when geezer rock collapsed on him...but he wasnt.
gort
01-02-2007, 02:45 PM
Bury Gort there....................................geezer rock.



Or.......old dude point.


Either one.
jle1993
05-02-2007, 08:59 PM
*salutes* Will do Gorty
cerberus
05-02-2007, 10:04 PM
i'll give you a hand, we'll have to lift the rock offa him first. ;)
gort
05-02-2007, 11:21 PM
I liked the salute part JLE........classic!!!LOL
jle1993
06-02-2007, 06:19 PM
*bows* I do my best. *screams and points* watch out for the rock, you'll be squashed like Mr Burns
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 02:00 PM
Would that be the geezer rock?
gort
10-02-2007, 04:04 PM
No....now it's called Gort point.

I love all of Burns' old timey sayings......LOL
gort
10-02-2007, 04:06 PM
By the way guys.......I just ordered the newest Simpsons episode guide on Amazon for 25 cents....WHOO-HOO!!

Even with shipping, it only costs 3.00!!
frys_red_jacket
10-02-2007, 04:58 PM
cool, now thats cheap!!
gort
10-02-2007, 05:08 PM
I know!!! Yay Gort!!!
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 05:55 PM
Cool, let us know if its any good.
gort
10-02-2007, 06:18 PM
I have all the others so........I'm sure it will be!!!
All the members should have them!! Get the first one, at least!!
http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/42941/0060193484_01__BO2%2C204%2C203%2C200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow%2CTopRight%2C45%2C-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg (http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/42941/0060193484_01__BO2%2C204%2C203%2C200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow%2CTopRight%2C45%2C-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 06:21 PM
I HAVE THAT BOOK

It's wicked.
gort
10-02-2007, 07:07 PM
And there are 3 more like that......the most recent one is the one I'm getting......CHEAP!!!

( they're all cheap if you get them used on Amazon )
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 07:13 PM
What does the new one tell you?
gort
10-02-2007, 07:17 PM
The newer episodes are in that one....
Cloverfield
10-02-2007, 07:42 PM
oh i see.
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09-05-2011, 09:44 PM
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