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KingZoidberg
01-07-2008, 09:32 PM
Bender and Zoidberg are strangling each other, clawing, hitting, doing what ever to kill each other. "Eat this

you lobster!" Bender said as he punched Zoidberg through the window. "OW!" yelled zoidberg. Bender picked

up a chair and started repeatedly hitting Zoidberg on the head, until he became limp. "AHahahahaha! Bender is

the greatest!" suddenly zoidberg got and sliced of one of Benders legs with his claw. "Come and get some

Robut!' Zoidberg taunted. "Ahhhuhhhh! my leg! Zoidberg oyu bastard! ILLL KILL YOU!!!!" Bender went crazy

and started beating down Zoidberg. Bender picked up the toaster and bashed Zoidberg over the head. "Oh

come on dont bring my into this!" said the toaster. "Shut up you!" Bender yelled as he threw Zoidberg into the

tub where the Proffesor had been keeping his sponge collection. Bender threw toaster into the tub with

Zoidberg in it. Zoidberg was electacuted and then went still. "Oh my god," Leela cried out, "Zoidberg is dead!"


"If only i told him i cared about him," Fry said sadly," Which is very little, but none the less.."

"Ahahahaha!" Bender yelled, "You dont mess with Bender Rodrigez!" But Zoidberg, half alive, jumped out of

the tub, used all his energy left and smashed Bender's face into the microwave. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Bender yelled as his circuts were fried by the waves of the Insto Food 4000. "I---uhhhhhhhhh" Zoidberg fell

dead at Frys feet. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"YOU WATCHED IT YOU CANT UNWATCH IT, ON THE NEXT TALES, OF, INTEREST"

"So thats what would happen if Bender and Zoidberg fought! Remarkable!" said the Professor. "Ah well at

least Zoidberg here died to, im still good." Said Bender as he lit up a cigar, "Well at least i die like my Cousin

Zoidbarg" Fry stands up. "I knew it! Zoidberg won! you owe me 20 bucks Amy." "Fry, that was just in the

'What If' machine, i owe you nothing." Fry yawns, "im bored, im gunna go watch TV."

Lucorio
01-07-2008, 09:36 PM
that was AWESOME!

KingZoidberg
01-07-2008, 09:38 PM
thx

Lucorio
01-07-2008, 09:39 PM
oh yeah! and kingzoidberg i wasnt being rood on the other threadi was just saying "srsly cus that was alot and cool.can we be friends again?

KingZoidberg
01-07-2008, 09:39 PM
yah no hard fellinz

Lucorio
01-07-2008, 09:40 PM
k thnx mate.

KingZoidberg
01-07-2008, 11:22 PM
sure