KingZoidberg
01-07-2008, 08:40 PM
[Zoidberg] "Hello everyone! isnt it a wonderful day!"
[Bender stands up] "cram it lobster we dont care!"
[ Bender hits Zoidberg with the newspaper]
[Zoidberg] Ow! stop hitting me! Ow! OW! Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
[ Bender chases Zoidberg around Planet Express building]
[ Leela] "All right you two brake it up!"
[Bender] "NEVER! That lobster is Getting on my nerves!"
[Leela frowns at Bender] "Now look no one here likes Zoidberg....
[Zoidberg] aw.....
[Leela continues] ...but Zoidberg is still a person!
[Bender] Well he's just a mooching shellfish! why do we even need him here!?
[Zoidberg] Well Mr. Robut! i challange you to a Fight!....
[Dramatic Music]
[Zoidberg] ....to the DEATH
[ everyone ] *GASPS*
[Bender] Very well then, but expect no Mercy from Bender Bending Rodriquez!! Master of ALL!
[ Fry ] I'll go make the popcorn!
[Bender is Dreaming, hes in the Arena with Zoidberg]
[Zoidberg] So Robut! prepare for your *deamon voice* DESTRUCTION!!!!!!
[ Bender is being chaes around by a demonic 40 ft Zoidberg]
[Zoidberg *demonic voice*] BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Bender wakes up] AHHHHHWHAAHAHA..uh....what a nightmare....ZZZzzzZZZzzZZZ
[Fry] Wow i cant wait until tommorow! its going to be better than that time when i...uhh...hmmm..uhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
[Leela] Fry you Idiot! cant you see where this is going!?
[Fry] yah! i got 5 bucks on Zoidberg!
[Leele] No Fry! its a fight to the Death!
[Fry scratches his head]
[Leela] Moron! it means either Zoidberg dies or Bender dies! who ever loses dies Fry!
[Fry] *GASPS* whos Zoidberg?
[The day of the fight]
[Amy] I have 20 dollars on Zoidberg!
[Hermes] Bender is all talk! Zoidberg has the Muscles!
[Professor] Who uh wha?
[Hermes] The fight Professor
[Professor] OH! right yes... who?
[bell dings fight starts everybody cheering]
[ Bender comes out and punches Zoidberg in the Stomache, Zoidberg grabs bender and throws him into the table]
[Bender] Ow!!!! god..get over here Zoidberg!
[ Bender repeatedly punches Zoidbreg in the face, Zoidberg pulls Benders arm off and starts hitting Bender with his arm]
[Bender] Hey! thats my arm you stealing crab! ILL KILL YOU!
[ Bender grabs Zoidbergs throat and choaks Zoidberg while Zoidberg wraps his claw around Benders head and squeezes]
[Leela] Oh my god! there killing each other!
[Hermes] Thats the point you one-eyed imbacil!
TO BE CONTINUED
[Bender stands up] "cram it lobster we dont care!"
[ Bender hits Zoidberg with the newspaper]
[Zoidberg] Ow! stop hitting me! Ow! OW! Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
[ Bender chases Zoidberg around Planet Express building]
[ Leela] "All right you two brake it up!"
[Bender] "NEVER! That lobster is Getting on my nerves!"
[Leela frowns at Bender] "Now look no one here likes Zoidberg....
[Zoidberg] aw.....
[Leela continues] ...but Zoidberg is still a person!
[Bender] Well he's just a mooching shellfish! why do we even need him here!?
[Zoidberg] Well Mr. Robut! i challange you to a Fight!....
[Dramatic Music]
[Zoidberg] ....to the DEATH
[ everyone ] *GASPS*
[Bender] Very well then, but expect no Mercy from Bender Bending Rodriquez!! Master of ALL!
[ Fry ] I'll go make the popcorn!
[Bender is Dreaming, hes in the Arena with Zoidberg]
[Zoidberg] So Robut! prepare for your *deamon voice* DESTRUCTION!!!!!!
[ Bender is being chaes around by a demonic 40 ft Zoidberg]
[Zoidberg *demonic voice*] BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Bender wakes up] AHHHHHWHAAHAHA..uh....what a nightmare....ZZZzzzZZZzzZZZ
[Fry] Wow i cant wait until tommorow! its going to be better than that time when i...uhh...hmmm..uhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
[Leela] Fry you Idiot! cant you see where this is going!?
[Fry] yah! i got 5 bucks on Zoidberg!
[Leele] No Fry! its a fight to the Death!
[Fry scratches his head]
[Leela] Moron! it means either Zoidberg dies or Bender dies! who ever loses dies Fry!
[Fry] *GASPS* whos Zoidberg?
[The day of the fight]
[Amy] I have 20 dollars on Zoidberg!
[Hermes] Bender is all talk! Zoidberg has the Muscles!
[Professor] Who uh wha?
[Hermes] The fight Professor
[Professor] OH! right yes... who?
[bell dings fight starts everybody cheering]
[ Bender comes out and punches Zoidberg in the Stomache, Zoidberg grabs bender and throws him into the table]
[Bender] Ow!!!! god..get over here Zoidberg!
[ Bender repeatedly punches Zoidbreg in the face, Zoidberg pulls Benders arm off and starts hitting Bender with his arm]
[Bender] Hey! thats my arm you stealing crab! ILL KILL YOU!
[ Bender grabs Zoidbergs throat and choaks Zoidberg while Zoidberg wraps his claw around Benders head and squeezes]
[Leela] Oh my god! there killing each other!
[Hermes] Thats the point you one-eyed imbacil!
TO BE CONTINUED