Bart Simpson

[Gurman169]

You can use this section to talk about Bart and ONLY Bart.

[SaveMeJeebus]

third favourite charcter.

[Sweetened Angel]

bart pretty cool kid. he my favortie. he alway call him homer not dad.

[ironik]

a good character but i now hate the expression dont have a cow man

[Cloverfield]

But how often do you hear that expression?

[ironik]

in the older episodes a lot but not that much in the newer ones also my family uses it a lot

[Gurman169]

"Eat my Shorts"

[Cloverfield]

Aye cerumba

[SaveMeJeebus]

God no.

[Cloverfield]

No what?

[frys_red_jacket]

barts defintly my fav simpsons character

[Sweetened Angel]

me too. he alway pick on moe when he use phone. that was funny.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, the prank calls are funny.

[ironik]

im looking for a homer a homersexual LOL

[Sweetened Angel]

:lol:

[Ryvul]

Bart was always my top guy on the show. Back when I was really into the Simpsons, I thought nobody else was better than him.

[Cloverfield]

Yea, he's great but not as good as Homer.

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah i agree

[Cloverfield]

Good :D

[0]

barts my favorite

[beano2]

barts my second favourite

[ironik]

i do love the different pranks he thinks up

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah, it so funny. you think maybe he will doing pranks on moe again new season. i hope he will.

[cerberus]

i hope so i want moe to kill him one day lol!

[Sweetened Angel]

bart look alot better that old short show 1987.

[gort]

Who do you think has improved the most...looks wise? I say Homer.

[Sweetened Angel]

i think it homer.

[gort]

Jen and Gort say Homer.....Maggie stayed almost the same...

[frys_red_jacket]

i think homer changed the most too, his voice also changed slightly

[gort]

We all agree, then? OK!

[frys_red_jacket]

yup seems that way, back to bart now.......i actually really love his laugh its really evil and makes me laugh every time

[gort]

I like seeing his vulnerable, 10 year old side....rare as it may be!

[frys_red_jacket]

like when he cried when he failed his test cos he had actually tried really hard

[gort]

That's a good example!! Yes!!
Even Dahmer probably liked puppies....

[cerberus]

yeah, it is cool when he lets his guard down, like when he fancies the girl next door but she gets a boyfriend.....

[frys_red_jacket]

or whenever he feels sorry for his mum and starts hanging out with her

[cerberus]

yeah, lol, thats cool too....

[gort]

Or all the times he saves Lisa, or stands up for Lisa or actually likes Lisa....in many ways , he's like an actual 10 year old to me! Gotta love him!

[cerberus]

yeah he's cool. puts on a front but is actually very vunderable underneath.....

[gort]

Just like adult bullies and punks.....posers!!
Posers with creamy centers.

[cerberus]

lol, i agree...... i think?

[gort]

Yes....you agree.


Gort says so.

[cerberus]

ok, i wouldn't want to upset gort. :)

[Cloverfield]

Barts the funny one, not the funniest bit still great, and really dumb lol.

[gort]

Hey Smokey....where has Bitey been? What did you do to him?
Or is he upset because I didn't take his challenge....?

[Cloverfield]

He's doing some lost thing at the moment.

[gort]

I see........well, I miss talking with him....and Paz.... :cry:

[Cloverfield]

What...you dont like talking to me :(

[gort]

Well I don't MISS you....you're not gone, ya lunatic!!!
LOL

[Cloverfield]

Yes, you could say Bart is a younger me.

[gort]

YIKES!!!
And, even though I'm a dude, I was like Lisa!!!



Weird.

[Cloverfield]

Have i scared ya :lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

im glad im not like any of them, mind you i could possibly be a female milhouse

[Cloverfield]

Ohhh nooooo. :lol: How come?

[frys_red_jacket]

well i was kinda nerdy back in school, and i used to have these huge round red glasses (oh the shame :lol:), all i was missing was the blue hair and eyebrows

[gort]

That is So sad.....but at least you're over the 'nerd stage'.....

Wait......where are we, again?

OOPS.....


Hehehehe....
(just kiddin')

[Cloverfield]

That is sad :(.

But as gort said you're over it now :D

Where does Bart rate as your best charcater?

[frys_red_jacket]

barts my first fav character :)

[gort]

He almost married a girl last night....'cause she was pregnant.

[frys_red_jacket]

WHAT????????, im assuming it was a flash forward episode....

[gort]

Nope. He was 10.


He told her he had that disease that makes you look really old, so a doctor gave him some medicine to make him look younger and he took too much. LOL

[Cloverfield]

Thanks for the spoiler :|

[gort]

It's only one sentence.......plus you guys don't get to them for a while. I thought that would be useful info. Sorry if I made anyone mad!!

[frys_red_jacket]

LMAO i really wanna see that episode now :(

[gort]

All in all.....not that great....compared to others. I might be wrong, though....

[Gazereths]

Wish i had seen it tho..

[gort]

You will.........someday!!

Hehehehe...

[Cloverfield]

Next year probably :lol: :( Oh well.

[Gazereths]

I'll see it soon enough......"thats not soon enough" LOL

[0]

Still the episode did make Bart seem weird happy funny and almost a lot of other stuff

[gort]

Course he was happy....he was dating an older woman.....that usually does it......for a while anyway.

Unless, of course, you're Gorts' age....then older women are way TOO old and you have to switch to younger.

It's how the world works.
Sorry.

[0]

Haha . Wisdom from the Gort Himself

[Cloverfield]

I saw an episode that i hadnt seen before last night, don't know if it was new or not.

Bart.

[gort]

What was it about?
My episode last night was the one where Bart finds the old Playdude magazines and turns his treehouse into a swingin' bachelor pad.....amd Marge enters a bake-off with, in her words........SUGAR WEINERS....! :lol:

[Cloverfield]

When Homer and Lisa fall out over Fathers day and Homer becomes this saftey person and nearly becomes head office instead of quimby.


"What? Theres no Fathers day eve?"

[gort]

Ah, yes......Homer as a safety cop........good idea! LOL

[Cloverfield]

Do you remember the episode? Is it a new one?

[gort]

I think, maybe.
Is it the one where the old guy is stealing the diamond?
And Quimby tries to rob Homer with his broken gun?

[Cloverfield]

No :|

[gort]

Well then......I can't remember if it's old or new. I suspect new.



Or I would know it...

[Cloverfield]

Me too, it must be new!

[frys_red_jacket]

i think ive seen that episode but can't fully remember

[BEB]

Eat my shorts

[frys_red_jacket]

aye carumba (i can't believe that was his first word LOL)

[Kickermf]

*RING RING*

*PICKS UP* hellos moes bar

Bart: is there someone there named Amanda Hugnkiss

Moe: hello is there a Amanda Hugnkiss here i need amanda hugnkiss

[Gazereths]

moe : "why cant i find amanda hugnkiss"

barney : "Maybe your standards are too high" lmao

[frys_red_jacket]

LMAO :lol:

[Sweetened Angel]

:lol: i love bart's joke on moe.

[Gazereths]

Yeah me too..thats one of the high points of the show!!

[gort]

That got old for me a LONG time ago.....sorry....

[Gazereths]

I suppose it's been a long time since you made crank calls!!???..Its been a while for me TBH..

[gort]

Um.....yea.

[Gazereths]

But it's still funny to me!!

[gort]

See now, I like people of ALL AGES falling down!!

I don't discriminate.

[Gazereths]

LOL...me too..but Oaps have more chance of injuring themselves...that's not funny...sorry....

[gort]

Well.....since we are in the Bart section, I'll say it's more fun to see a Bart aged kid eat it on a skateboard than an oap....

Hah!! Wood pushers!!!

[BEB]

*RING RING*

*PICKS UP* hellos moes bar

Bart: is there someone there named Amanda Hugnkiss

Moe: hello is there a Amanda Hugnkiss here i need amanda hugnkiss

Barts jokes to moe are great, ill try and remember some more :D

[frys_red_jacket]

Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern--birthplace of the Rob Roy."

Bart: "Is Seymour there? Last name Butts."

Moe: "Just a sec." (Calling out) "Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts!"

[BEB]

Moe: "Hello, Moe's Tavern--birthplace of the Rob Roy."

Bart: "Is Seymour there? Last name Butts."

Moe: "Just a sec." (Calling out) "Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butts!"

lol!

[0]

I think one of the funniest Bart/Homer episodes is Saturdays of Thunder with the soapbox derby thing. Its such a funny episode cus Bart and Homer are what its focused on

[Gazereths]

Heres a couple :lol:

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt..

[frys_red_jacket]

:lol:

[BEB]

Heres a couple :lol:

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt..

:lol:

The second ones like..... why on earth would you shouth that out........ ?!

[gort]

Dude.............................we're talking Moe here!!

[BEB]

I know? (but this is a bart topic to)

[gort]

No....I mean I can picture Moe saying that!!

[BEB]

Oh ok

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, who in their right mind would say that, though it was a very funny quote.

[Hallow]

You'd be surprised at how many times me and my friends could pull stupid things like that off. Obviously not as bad as that one though..

[Sweetened Angel]

Heres a couple :lol:

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt..

lol

[Apache]

Great character, love the bit in the movie where he scateboards naked. So funny, If you havent seen the movie you wont understant but still!

Ben

[Cloverfield]

Little disturbing yeah but was quite funny.

[1B-DI]

Heres a couple :lol:

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt..

I went to school with a guy named Michael Rotchford.

No joke.

[frys_red_jacket]

:laugh:

[squigglette]

bart reminds me of me when i was little, i was a nuisance like him as well hehe

[frys_red_jacket]

i know we all find bart funny but imagine if your kid was like him, you'd wanna strangle him lol

[hoopymo]

id end up throwing a phonebook at him

[Cloverfield]

Just a phonebook? lol

[frys_red_jacket]

id wanna throw the whole bookshelf at him lol

[Sweetened Angel]

lol it all homer idea just throw at him too. lol

[PMD14]

They should do a video of all the crank calls Bart made to Moe and put it on one of the DVDs as an extra. Even when there's only like three people in the bar and Moe know them, he still says it.

[NovaMist]

They should do a video of all the crank calls Bart made to Moe and put it on one of the DVDs as an extra. Even when there's only like three people in the bar and Moe know them, he still says it.

It's such a shame that they never use that gag anymore! :'(

I'm not saying that they should use it every episode, but it was such an important marker in Bart's character, surely it should come up occassionally?

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, there were some really funny ones in there lol

[gangsteroc]

i tried it on my friend ones 3 years ago

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL
did it work?

[no.1_sender]

bart simpson is my fave the best out of them all...

[frys_red_jacket]

good choice there :)

[Dr. John A. Zoidberg]

Bart my fav. dont no why

[Cloverfield]

This thread can be used to talk about Bart Simpson.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p106/dabbi25/Bart_Simpson.png

[sbfc93]

Bart is my favourite character. I like when he got all those speakers and made the whole town make those horrible vibrating noises xD

[Havok]

Ya lol, He is one of my favorite characters.

[Squirt]

He is the bad ass of the family.

Kawabunga!

[TNT94]

lol...

[iMatt]

Aye Kurumba!

[NightWolf]

Yeah im Bart.
http://www.geocities.com/garden_gnome333/bartman.gif

[Sweetened Angel]

only his prank on moe many time. i love bart's prank joke. lol

[MovieMan8877445]

Funny Kid.

[+zai@FFF]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/65/Bart_Simpson.png/200px-Bart_Simpson.png

Bartholomew J. "Bart" Simpson is a character in the FOX animated television series The Simpsons. He is voiced by Nancy Cartwright[1], and first appeared on the Tracy Ullman Show short "Good Night". At ten years of age, Bart is the eldest child and only son of Homer and Marge Simpson, and the elder brother of Lisa and Maggie. Bart's most prominent character traits are his mischievousness, rebelliousness, disrespect for authority and sharp wit. During the first two seasons of The Simpsons, Bart was the show's main character; while later episodes started to focus more on Homer, Bart remains one of the most enduring characters on the series, and has proven to be one of the most well-known characters in the history of American television animation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Simpson

[FryRulz]

Bart simpson is by far my most favourite character, i love his line eat my shorts.

[frys_red_jacket]

barts definitly my fav character, i love his evil laugh

[Havok]

Haha, ya

[f199]

I would say Bart is my favourite character with all the things he dose to Homer.

[Vintage1998]

he is not my fav character he is my 2nd fav! he is funny and i like his hair!

[rogercieslar]

bart is fav character.
his behaviour is like my.very bad.I always have detention.but I never go.
my favou lines are
eat my shorts.
aye caramba!!!!
lisa did it-the simpsons hit & run.

[Ralph]

Bart totally rocks.

[You Bent My Wookiee]

That kid cracks me up and its in a good way.

[+zai@FFF]

I just think it's funny that a female does Bart's voice and no one really knew it until recently.

[Ralph]

I just think it's funny that a female does Bart's voice and no one really knew it until recently.

1] I already knew for a while? :)
2] I was going to post about this actually, it's weird.

[You Bent My Wookiee]

I just think it's funny that a female does Bart's voice and no one really knew it until recently.

I knew that for a while :cool:

[thesimpsonsmanic]

I knew that since like 4 yrs ago or a few years back

[Ralph]

Ditto as above

[frys_red_jacket]

I knew that for a while :cool:

so have i,i was pretty shocked when i found out though