View Full Version : Ask a stupid question
mcneillj
02-10-2006, 11:59 AM
I saw this on another forum and it is great.
I start by asking a stupid question and someone gives a stupid answer then the person who gave the answer askes a stupid question and so on and so forth.
What wold Fry do if the universe was sucked into a black hole and he had to float around for eternity with nerds?
Gurman169
02-10-2006, 02:26 PM
Play Dungeons and Dragons
What would Zoidberg do if he had everything to eat in the world?
Cloverfield
02-10-2006, 02:27 PM
Find the nearest bin.
What would Bender do if he couldn't drink or smoke?
Gurman169
02-10-2006, 02:28 PM
Commit Suicide
What would Zoidberg rather do eat or mate?
SaveMeJeebus
05-10-2006, 09:13 AM
No Q Gurman?
Cloverfield
10-10-2006, 03:25 PM
He has now
SaveMeJeebus
10-10-2006, 05:11 PM
A: Eat eat eat!
Q: Would Frey eat his own hand or become a mutant?
Gazereths
12-10-2006, 12:52 AM
He could fit if it wern't for them damn Arms!
If youv'e watched it can you UN-watch it?
SaveMeJeebus
12-10-2006, 05:24 PM
A: I need to go to the bathroom
Q: Bender are you made of metal?
Gazereths
13-10-2006, 01:55 AM
You know it pork pouch!! Over 100%!!
Wheres the galaxy of terror?
Pazuzu
13-10-2006, 06:05 PM
In my cupboard!
Why did Fry get frozen?
SaveMeJeebus
13-10-2006, 11:18 PM
Why did Richard Nixon die?
we're in 3001, that makes us in the 1st century right?
Pazuzu
18-10-2006, 07:13 PM
Can I get back to you on that one?
Why did Fry go out with Michelle?
SaveMeJeebus
20-10-2006, 10:22 PM
Yeahh... Bacon is nice
Leela what's with the eye?
Gazereths
21-10-2006, 06:05 AM
I think she was a clumsy carpenter!
What socks?
SaveMeJeebus
21-10-2006, 10:01 AM
Whaaa??
Where Am I?
Senpai101
06-11-2006, 02:09 PM
PIE!
What color of undies does your pet wear?
Gazereths
06-11-2006, 03:36 PM
soylent green!
What is the president gagging on?
SaveMeJeebus
06-11-2006, 05:32 PM
I like pie.
Gazereths
06-11-2006, 08:33 PM
MMMMMM....cherry pie my favourite....wink wink!! :wink: :wink:
timeisanenemy
19-11-2006, 01:49 PM
i like this thread..
fry got frozen to save the future from brains, right? by nibbler, i mean.
what would slurms mckenzie rather do than party?
SaveMeJeebus
19-11-2006, 05:31 PM
Party some more?
timeisanenemy
19-11-2006, 09:34 PM
no, hang out at home and watch videos with a few friends.
Pazuzu
22-11-2006, 06:22 PM
you're meant to ask another question...
timeisanenemy
23-11-2006, 12:32 AM
Ok, does Pazuzu really care about Farnsworth?
Gazereths
23-11-2006, 01:10 AM
no, he just wanted his freedom!
DOES AMY LIKE PINK NAIL POLISH?
Gurman169
23-11-2006, 04:01 PM
YEs
Does AMy Like Pink Nail Polish
timeisanenemy
23-11-2006, 05:49 PM
yes
does AMy like pink nail polish?
husi10
23-11-2006, 06:12 PM
no
what will fry do without slurm
timeisanenemy
23-11-2006, 06:33 PM
drink soylent cola
why does the scientific community have a problem with farnsworth?
husi10
23-11-2006, 06:38 PM
because hes and idiot...lol
what is frys full name
timeisanenemy
23-11-2006, 07:07 PM
phillip j.
does the dave mathews band rock?
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 03:02 AM
only when your drunk , or your own grandfather!
what socks?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 10:16 PM
those socks can't you see man!!!!
if space is infinte can you always see earth or can you go too far?
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 10:20 PM
you cant go far enough to see like leela.
Where is dog doo 8?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 10:28 PM
dog do 8 is lost planet 9
but more importantly where is planet 9
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 10:48 PM
Just past the planet of the clams!!!
How bad does zoidberg smell?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 10:51 PM
as strong as his sense of smell will let him
whats scruffy the janitors favourite tool?
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 11:13 PM
The double D cup wrench!!!
Wheres the biggest hole in the universe?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 11:16 PM
the black hole
however could the universe fit inside the black hole?
P.S. 50 posts my first upgrade
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 11:26 PM
Because it was crushed into a quantum singularity!!
Why does zoidberg eat garbage!!???
timeisanenemy
25-11-2006, 05:24 AM
a free (warm?) meal.
does fry believe in ghosts?
Gazereths
25-11-2006, 05:27 AM
yes...only when he is in benders uncles house tho!!!
What taste's purple?
timeisanenemy
25-11-2006, 05:34 AM
aww something after nibbler erases his brain? i forget
how do you like my new avatar?
Gazereths
25-11-2006, 05:39 AM
i like it as much as fry hates slurm!
How does the universe end?
Chirpy
25-11-2006, 08:05 PM
it dosen't its infinte
however equally pressing how does it start?
beano2
25-11-2006, 08:31 PM
it doesny were all dreaming
how will i die
Chirpy
25-11-2006, 08:36 PM
fatallly
would a compass work in space?
beano2
25-11-2006, 08:37 PM
yes but ud drop it and it wud fly away
will aliens attack earth
Chirpy
25-11-2006, 08:47 PM
yes
whats the next stage of human evolution?
Gazereths
26-11-2006, 06:40 AM
We will evolve beyond the need for asses!
Why does fry carry butter in his pocket?
wwwwNAMEwwww
28-11-2006, 04:48 AM
it gets him out of sticky situations.
What is the strechy stuff inside Super Stretch Armstrong?
Pariah
07-12-2006, 02:35 AM
Old chewed up bubble gum.
What is 1 + 1?
Gazereths
10-12-2006, 02:02 PM
11
How does scruffy keep his job? He's lazy!!!
beano2
10-12-2006, 07:31 PM
he threatens his boss
who invented futurama?
Pariah
11-12-2006, 04:04 AM
Me.
When will the world end?
beano2
11-12-2006, 03:52 PM
tommorow
whos the smartest person in futurama?
Pariah
11-12-2006, 11:34 PM
Fry.
Who is the dumbest person in Futurama?
Gazereths
12-12-2006, 07:26 AM
The giant brain
Why do scooty puff juniors suck?
Pariah
12-12-2006, 02:29 PM
I dunno you tell me.
What makes the world go round?
Gazereths
12-12-2006, 02:35 PM
one badass gravity pump
why does fry shag his own granny?
wwwwNAMEwwww
13-12-2006, 12:30 AM
why not...
when will this whole internet fad end?
Pariah
13-12-2006, 12:38 AM
When it ends.
What does the future bring us?
1B-DI
13-12-2006, 05:55 AM
Drunken robots and Richard Nixon as President...again.
Why does my tooth hurt?
Pariah
13-12-2006, 06:04 AM
Because life is unfair.
How can you contemplate the crime unpunishable?
cerberus
15-01-2007, 06:31 PM
when the crime itself is punishment enough
why are bananas called bananas and not apples?
Metter
15-01-2007, 10:52 PM
Because when I was born I got dropped on my head
Why do you know my name with 3 and a half senses but not with only 2
cerberus
28-01-2007, 09:50 PM
1. because my mummy told me.
2. why am i called danny?
bending_unit_22
28-01-2007, 10:43 PM
Because you don't want to be called donkey
Why does Leela have one eye?
1B-DI
29-01-2007, 05:58 AM
Because it's better than no eyes
Why is Bender a robot?
Blast_fromthapast07
04-03-2007, 03:15 PM
God made him that way.
How will Professer Farnsworth die?
Kickermf
04-03-2007, 05:08 PM
of oldness
does fry thing lucy liu is sexy? (i asked this because i just watched codename the cleaner with lucy liu)
mcneillj
16-03-2007, 11:20 AM
Yeah of course
What would happen if the universe box flew into the sun?
1B-DI
16-03-2007, 05:26 PM
It would burn up (and everyone would DIE)
Why is Leela's hair purple?
Pazuzu
16-03-2007, 05:53 PM
Because if it wasn't it would be a different colour
Why won't MSN let me sign in?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:31 AM
Because it hates you.
Your mission is to choose not to accept the mission. Do you accept the mission?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 05:56 PM
LOOK, A DISTRACTION!!!
Why?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 05:57 PM
Why not?
Who rules the roost?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 06:01 PM
huh? Don't bother me Im tired.
What was the first post ever made on this site?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 06:03 PM
I belive it was "hail to the chimp"
Where is my brain?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 06:05 PM
Replaced with a monkeys! Muahaha
Is it just me or is it just me?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 06:36 PM
No
What's with the monkeys?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 06:38 PM
They are the rulers of the planet...
How do you make a onion bahji bomb?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 06:40 PM
You have asked the wrong person.
If 1+1= 2 then whats 2+1?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 06:41 PM
An isosceles triangle.
Where has my pet chicken gone?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 06:43 PM
Chicken heaven. And my stomach :P
Why does Superman wear tights?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 06:44 PM
3
If the answer is 42, what's the question?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 06:45 PM
He likes to show off.
Why must the world go round? Why can't it go up or down?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 06:45 PM
To attract Lois lane....
Why do i exist?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 06:47 PM
So I could post this messege.
Why me?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 06:49 PM
You are the chosen one.
WHEN WILL IT ALL END?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 06:52 PM
2 seconds from now. Pack your bags. :D
Whats does the abbrevation SCUBA stand for?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 07:12 PM
Sexual Congress Under Bill clintons Administration
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 07:13 PM
:lol:
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:13 PM
It all makes sense now.
Where can I get anti-gravity boots?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 07:14 PM
the anti-gravity boots shop!
What's the evil plan?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:16 PM
Its not so evil anymore.
Can I launch myself into space with 40 rockets strapted to my back?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 07:17 PM
Yeah, if you want to die in a blaze of glory.
Why do dogs bark?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:18 PM
they got nothing better to do.
What do cats meow?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 07:18 PM
Depends on how big the rockets are
Why can't I think what question to ask?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:19 PM
Your brain fell out.
What is the quet of all quest?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 07:20 PM
AHA wouldn't YOU like so know
What would happen if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 07:20 PM
They meow the prayer to his holy zombiness
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:23 PM
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 07:24 PM
Once
How long must my misery last? lol
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 07:24 PM
about... ish
How long is a piece of string?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:25 PM
As long as it takes.
What to do now?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 07:26 PM
Run round in circles backwards
What should I draw next?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:27 PM
A picture.
If you have 2 apples Which one would you eat?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 07:28 PM
The other one
How high is a china man
Pariah
19-03-2007, 07:29 PM
Well about ground level.
How low can ya go?
About as low as the ground gets.
What?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 08:43 PM
Who?
Why havent we dominated another planet?
We will...when were damn good and ready.
What did he just say?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 08:48 PM
He said something your ears cannot hear.
Oh why must we walk?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 10:03 PM
Because we have no legs
Who said that?
You just did.
Are you paying attention?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 02:43 AM
huh?
Can you think of a better question to ask?
I could but that doesnt mean im gonna say it
Why Fry?
1B-DI
20-03-2007, 02:57 AM
Why not?
Why me??!!!!!!
Pariah
20-03-2007, 02:57 AM
French fry!
Will there ever be a cure for the common cold?
1B-DI
20-03-2007, 03:15 AM
Only when they stop putting Braille on drive-thru ATMs.
Why is the ocean so watery?
Where else coud god cry?
Why is the land so landy?
1B-DI
20-03-2007, 03:25 AM
Because bushes are bushy.
Why do birds fly?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 03:28 AM
So planes can hit them.
Why do I go crazy?
its less work then getting a liscense to drive.
Why is this forum so awesome?
1B-DI
20-03-2007, 03:29 AM
Because your avy is Leela now. :D
Why can't I ever think of how to start a fanfic?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 03:30 AM
Because your brain was not made to think that way.
How can I reach 1,000 post quicker?
1B-DI
20-03-2007, 03:33 AM
By learning to type faster
Why are my shoes black?
Because they arent and your color blind?
Is that really what your mom said?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 03:36 AM
Because its a good color.
What color would your eye's eyes be?
uhoh double post at the same time
Pariah
20-03-2007, 03:42 AM
Woah.
What color would your eye's eyes be?
Pazuzu
20-03-2007, 09:00 PM
Sky-blue-pink... DUUUUH!
why is there shark-infested ice cream?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 09:04 PM
Sharks love ice cream mabye.
Why is there a dead guy in my soup?
Becuase the ice cream was too cold
Why im i staying in funky town?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 09:07 PM
Because its the only town.
Will the human race soon have 4 arms?
Cloverfield
20-07-2007, 11:48 AM
Of course!!
Will Futurama be on TV next year?
Pariah
21-07-2007, 08:14 AM
Mabye. Perhaps. Its possible.
Is this a stupid question?
tfkrocks
26-07-2007, 11:58 AM
I'm hungry
What's that shiny thing up in the sky?
Pariah
26-07-2007, 04:02 PM
A giant lightbulb.
Whats E=MC2?
tfkrocks
29-07-2007, 04:03 AM
Marine Biology
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Pariah
29-07-2007, 06:51 AM
Cause I got hungry.
How will the Earth end?
ilovebender.com
22-02-2012, 11:25 PM
Someone's going to blow it up, next!
Is Bender perfect?
KurtPikachu2001
23-02-2012, 01:56 PM
Of course he's perfect! Bender is strong, tough, invincible!
Do the characters have to punch in a time clock?
KurtPikachu2001
05-03-2012, 06:12 PM
Guess I'll answer my own. Yes they do.
What would Bender do to Fry, if Fry laughed at Bender having a pie in his face?
frys_red_jacket
05-03-2012, 09:57 PM
punch fry in the face using an extended arm with a boxing glove on that leaps out of his stomach
what would fry and leelas child look like?
KurtPikachu2001
06-03-2012, 06:08 PM
Either have red hair and one eye or purple hair with two eyes.
What would happen if Mom and her sons had an underwater base and held Fry captive in it?
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