View Full Version : Ask a stupid question
mcneillj
02-10-2006, 05:59 AM
I saw this on another forum and it is great.
I start by asking a stupid question and someone gives a stupid answer then the person who gave the answer askes a stupid question and so on and so forth.
What wold Fry do if the universe was sucked into a black hole and he had to float around for eternity with nerds?
Gurman169
02-10-2006, 08:26 AM
Play Dungeons and Dragons
What would Zoidberg do if he had everything to eat in the world?
Cloverfield
02-10-2006, 08:27 AM
Find the nearest bin.
What would Bender do if he couldn't drink or smoke?
Gurman169
02-10-2006, 08:28 AM
Commit Suicide
What would Zoidberg rather do eat or mate?
SaveMeJeebus
05-10-2006, 03:13 AM
No Q Gurman?
Cloverfield
10-10-2006, 09:25 AM
He has now
SaveMeJeebus
10-10-2006, 11:11 AM
A: Eat eat eat!
Q: Would Frey eat his own hand or become a mutant?
Gazereths
11-10-2006, 06:52 PM
He could fit if it wern't for them damn Arms!
If youv'e watched it can you UN-watch it?
SaveMeJeebus
12-10-2006, 11:24 AM
A: I need to go to the bathroom
Q: Bender are you made of metal?
Gazereths
12-10-2006, 07:55 PM
You know it pork pouch!! Over 100%!!
Wheres the galaxy of terror?
Pazuzu
13-10-2006, 12:05 PM
In my cupboard!
Why did Fry get frozen?
SaveMeJeebus
13-10-2006, 05:18 PM
Why did Richard Nixon die?
we're in 3001, that makes us in the 1st century right?
Pazuzu
18-10-2006, 01:13 PM
Can I get back to you on that one?
Why did Fry go out with Michelle?
SaveMeJeebus
20-10-2006, 04:22 PM
Yeahh... Bacon is nice
Leela what's with the eye?
Gazereths
21-10-2006, 12:05 AM
I think she was a clumsy carpenter!
What socks?
SaveMeJeebus
21-10-2006, 04:01 AM
Whaaa??
Where Am I?
Senpai101
06-11-2006, 08:09 AM
PIE!
What color of undies does your pet wear?
Gazereths
06-11-2006, 09:36 AM
soylent green!
What is the president gagging on?
SaveMeJeebus
06-11-2006, 11:32 AM
I like pie.
Gazereths
06-11-2006, 02:33 PM
MMMMMM....cherry pie my favourite....wink wink!! :wink: :wink:
timeisanenemy
19-11-2006, 07:49 AM
i like this thread..
fry got frozen to save the future from brains, right? by nibbler, i mean.
what would slurms mckenzie rather do than party?
SaveMeJeebus
19-11-2006, 11:31 AM
Party some more?
timeisanenemy
19-11-2006, 03:34 PM
no, hang out at home and watch videos with a few friends.
Pazuzu
22-11-2006, 12:22 PM
you're meant to ask another question...
timeisanenemy
22-11-2006, 06:32 PM
Ok, does Pazuzu really care about Farnsworth?
Gazereths
22-11-2006, 07:10 PM
no, he just wanted his freedom!
DOES AMY LIKE PINK NAIL POLISH?
Gurman169
23-11-2006, 10:01 AM
YEs
Does AMy Like Pink Nail Polish
timeisanenemy
23-11-2006, 11:49 AM
yes
does AMy like pink nail polish?
husi10
23-11-2006, 12:12 PM
no
what will fry do without slurm
timeisanenemy
23-11-2006, 12:33 PM
drink soylent cola
why does the scientific community have a problem with farnsworth?
husi10
23-11-2006, 12:38 PM
because hes and idiot...lol
what is frys full name
timeisanenemy
23-11-2006, 01:07 PM
phillip j.
does the dave mathews band rock?
Gazereths
23-11-2006, 09:02 PM
only when your drunk , or your own grandfather!
what socks?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 04:16 PM
those socks can't you see man!!!!
if space is infinte can you always see earth or can you go too far?
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 04:20 PM
you cant go far enough to see like leela.
Where is dog doo 8?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 04:28 PM
dog do 8 is lost planet 9
but more importantly where is planet 9
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 04:48 PM
Just past the planet of the clams!!!
How bad does zoidberg smell?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 04:51 PM
as strong as his sense of smell will let him
whats scruffy the janitors favourite tool?
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 05:13 PM
The double D cup wrench!!!
Wheres the biggest hole in the universe?
Chirpy
24-11-2006, 05:16 PM
the black hole
however could the universe fit inside the black hole?
P.S. 50 posts my first upgrade
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 05:26 PM
Because it was crushed into a quantum singularity!!
Why does zoidberg eat garbage!!???
timeisanenemy
24-11-2006, 11:24 PM
a free (warm?) meal.
does fry believe in ghosts?
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 11:27 PM
yes...only when he is in benders uncles house tho!!!
What taste's purple?
timeisanenemy
24-11-2006, 11:34 PM
aww something after nibbler erases his brain? i forget
how do you like my new avatar?
Gazereths
24-11-2006, 11:39 PM
i like it as much as fry hates slurm!
How does the universe end?
Chirpy
25-11-2006, 02:05 PM
it dosen't its infinte
however equally pressing how does it start?
beano2
25-11-2006, 02:31 PM
it doesny were all dreaming
how will i die
Chirpy
25-11-2006, 02:36 PM
fatallly
would a compass work in space?
beano2
25-11-2006, 02:37 PM
yes but ud drop it and it wud fly away
will aliens attack earth
Chirpy
25-11-2006, 02:47 PM
yes
whats the next stage of human evolution?
Gazereths
26-11-2006, 12:40 AM
We will evolve beyond the need for asses!
Why does fry carry butter in his pocket?
wwwwNAMEwwww
27-11-2006, 10:48 PM
it gets him out of sticky situations.
What is the strechy stuff inside Super Stretch Armstrong?
Pariah
06-12-2006, 08:35 PM
Old chewed up bubble gum.
What is 1 + 1?
Gazereths
10-12-2006, 08:02 AM
11
How does scruffy keep his job? He's lazy!!!
beano2
10-12-2006, 01:31 PM
he threatens his boss
who invented futurama?
Pariah
10-12-2006, 10:04 PM
Me.
When will the world end?
beano2
11-12-2006, 09:52 AM
tommorow
whos the smartest person in futurama?
Pariah
11-12-2006, 05:34 PM
Fry.
Who is the dumbest person in Futurama?
Gazereths
12-12-2006, 01:26 AM
The giant brain
Why do scooty puff juniors suck?
Pariah
12-12-2006, 08:29 AM
I dunno you tell me.
What makes the world go round?
Gazereths
12-12-2006, 08:35 AM
one badass gravity pump
why does fry shag his own granny?
wwwwNAMEwwww
12-12-2006, 06:30 PM
why not...
when will this whole internet fad end?
Pariah
12-12-2006, 06:38 PM
When it ends.
What does the future bring us?
1B-DI
12-12-2006, 11:55 PM
Drunken robots and Richard Nixon as President...again.
Why does my tooth hurt?
Pariah
13-12-2006, 12:04 AM
Because life is unfair.
How can you contemplate the crime unpunishable?
cerberus
15-01-2007, 12:31 PM
when the crime itself is punishment enough
why are bananas called bananas and not apples?
Metter
15-01-2007, 04:52 PM
Because when I was born I got dropped on my head
Why do you know my name with 3 and a half senses but not with only 2
cerberus
28-01-2007, 03:50 PM
1. because my mummy told me.
2. why am i called danny?
bending_unit_22
28-01-2007, 04:43 PM
Because you don't want to be called donkey
Why does Leela have one eye?
1B-DI
28-01-2007, 11:58 PM
Because it's better than no eyes
Why is Bender a robot?
Blast_fromthapast07
04-03-2007, 09:15 AM
God made him that way.
How will Professer Farnsworth die?
Kickermf
04-03-2007, 11:08 AM
of oldness
does fry thing lucy liu is sexy? (i asked this because i just watched codename the cleaner with lucy liu)
mcneillj
16-03-2007, 05:20 AM
Yeah of course
What would happen if the universe box flew into the sun?
1B-DI
16-03-2007, 11:26 AM
It would burn up (and everyone would DIE)
Why is Leela's hair purple?
Pazuzu
16-03-2007, 11:53 AM
Because if it wasn't it would be a different colour
Why won't MSN let me sign in?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:31 AM
Because it hates you.
Your mission is to choose not to accept the mission. Do you accept the mission?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 11:56 AM
LOOK, A DISTRACTION!!!
Why?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 11:57 AM
Why not?
Who rules the roost?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 12:01 PM
huh? Don't bother me Im tired.
What was the first post ever made on this site?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 12:03 PM
I belive it was "hail to the chimp"
Where is my brain?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 12:05 PM
Replaced with a monkeys! Muahaha
Is it just me or is it just me?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 12:36 PM
No
What's with the monkeys?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 12:38 PM
They are the rulers of the planet...
How do you make a onion bahji bomb?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 12:40 PM
You have asked the wrong person.
If 1+1= 2 then whats 2+1?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 12:41 PM
An isosceles triangle.
Where has my pet chicken gone?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 12:43 PM
Chicken heaven. And my stomach :P
Why does Superman wear tights?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 12:44 PM
3
If the answer is 42, what's the question?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 12:45 PM
He likes to show off.
Why must the world go round? Why can't it go up or down?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 12:45 PM
To attract Lois lane....
Why do i exist?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 12:47 PM
So I could post this messege.
Why me?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 12:49 PM
You are the chosen one.
WHEN WILL IT ALL END?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 12:52 PM
2 seconds from now. Pack your bags. :D
Whats does the abbrevation SCUBA stand for?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 01:12 PM
Sexual Congress Under Bill clintons Administration
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 01:13 PM
:lol:
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:13 PM
It all makes sense now.
Where can I get anti-gravity boots?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 01:14 PM
the anti-gravity boots shop!
What's the evil plan?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:16 PM
Its not so evil anymore.
Can I launch myself into space with 40 rockets strapted to my back?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 01:17 PM
Yeah, if you want to die in a blaze of glory.
Why do dogs bark?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:18 PM
they got nothing better to do.
What do cats meow?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 01:18 PM
Depends on how big the rockets are
Why can't I think what question to ask?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:19 PM
Your brain fell out.
What is the quet of all quest?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 01:20 PM
AHA wouldn't YOU like so know
What would happen if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 01:20 PM
They meow the prayer to his holy zombiness
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:23 PM
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 01:24 PM
Once
How long must my misery last? lol
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 01:24 PM
about... ish
How long is a piece of string?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:25 PM
As long as it takes.
What to do now?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 01:26 PM
Run round in circles backwards
What should I draw next?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:27 PM
A picture.
If you have 2 apples Which one would you eat?
Pazuzu
19-03-2007, 01:28 PM
The other one
How high is a china man
Pariah
19-03-2007, 01:29 PM
Well about ground level.
How low can ya go?
About as low as the ground gets.
What?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 02:43 PM
Who?
Why havent we dominated another planet?
We will...when were damn good and ready.
What did he just say?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 02:48 PM
He said something your ears cannot hear.
Oh why must we walk?
Gazereths
19-03-2007, 04:03 PM
Because we have no legs
Who said that?
You just did.
Are you paying attention?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 08:43 PM
huh?
Can you think of a better question to ask?
I could but that doesnt mean im gonna say it
Why Fry?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 08:57 PM
Why not?
Why me??!!!!!!
Pariah
19-03-2007, 08:57 PM
French fry!
Will there ever be a cure for the common cold?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 09:15 PM
Only when they stop putting Braille on drive-thru ATMs.
Why is the ocean so watery?
Where else coud god cry?
Why is the land so landy?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 09:25 PM
Because bushes are bushy.
Why do birds fly?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 09:28 PM
So planes can hit them.
Why do I go crazy?
its less work then getting a liscense to drive.
Why is this forum so awesome?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 09:29 PM
Because your avy is Leela now. :D
Why can't I ever think of how to start a fanfic?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 09:30 PM
Because your brain was not made to think that way.
How can I reach 1,000 post quicker?
1B-DI
19-03-2007, 09:33 PM
By learning to type faster
Why are my shoes black?
Because they arent and your color blind?
Is that really what your mom said?
Pariah
19-03-2007, 09:36 PM
Because its a good color.
What color would your eye's eyes be?
uhoh double post at the same time
Pariah
19-03-2007, 09:42 PM
Woah.
What color would your eye's eyes be?
Pazuzu
20-03-2007, 03:00 PM
Sky-blue-pink... DUUUUH!
why is there shark-infested ice cream?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 03:04 PM
Sharks love ice cream mabye.
Why is there a dead guy in my soup?
Becuase the ice cream was too cold
Why im i staying in funky town?
Pariah
20-03-2007, 03:07 PM
Because its the only town.
Will the human race soon have 4 arms?
Cloverfield
20-07-2007, 05:48 AM
Of course!!
Will Futurama be on TV next year?
Pariah
21-07-2007, 02:14 AM
Mabye. Perhaps. Its possible.
Is this a stupid question?
tfkrocks
26-07-2007, 05:58 AM
I'm hungry
What's that shiny thing up in the sky?
Pariah
26-07-2007, 10:02 AM
A giant lightbulb.
Whats E=MC2?
tfkrocks
28-07-2007, 10:03 PM
Marine Biology
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Pariah
29-07-2007, 12:51 AM
Cause I got hungry.
How will the Earth end?
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