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Cloverfield
08-01-2008, 02:53 PM
would you be as mean/out of order to kif as he is? lol
Davpronk
08-01-2008, 03:06 PM
No, i will be a lot nicer to kif.
Futuramaniac
09-01-2008, 07:10 AM
well, i don#t really wanna be Zapp ^^ (even when he's a funny character)
but if i would be, i would notice that Kif is pretty intelligent
and wouldn't treat him like Zapp usually does.
NovaMist
09-01-2008, 07:31 AM
Nope - Kif is an asset and I would ergo treat him with the respect he deserves!
Cloverfield
09-01-2008, 10:43 AM
Youve been busted nova as you voted yes
I guess you COULD treat him with the respect he so deserves but I think putting him down at every opportunity is much funnier.
frys_red_jacket
09-01-2008, 03:31 PM
id treat him better, i feel so sorry for kif
Cloverfield
09-01-2008, 07:29 PM
I guess you COULD treat him with the respect he so deserves but I think putting him down at every opportunity is much funnier.
Nice :laugh:
1B-DI
09-01-2008, 07:33 PM
If I were Zapp, I'm assuming I'd have Zapp's personality, so yeah lol
If I were Kif's commanding officer, no
TK-421
10-01-2008, 01:20 PM
The best part of being Zapp is being mean to Kif! So definitely! lol
Cloverfield
10-01-2008, 01:49 PM
lmao its almost even now haha
Sexlexia
10-01-2008, 04:03 PM
Kif is a threat to Zapp's intelligence..if I were Zapp I'd be scared of getting outdone by Kif..so i guess yes!
But Zapp is very arrogant and stupid he probably doesn't do it intentionally just subconsciously because he is so stupid
FryRulz
10-01-2008, 08:57 PM
id have to be meaner, i like kif. but theres just seems to be something funny about picking on a small green alien
OwnedProperty
15-01-2008, 11:36 PM
Of course I would - Kif is a wuss, thus a worthless officer. We're talking about saving the world where all the ladies live, here!
Smitty
16-01-2008, 03:49 AM
Being the Zapper mean acting like the Zapper...and loving the sweet feel of velour. Mmmmmm...thats got a nice feel to it.
KIF...more velour right away. And get yourself some cotton if you want, I dont care.
iObey
24-01-2008, 10:23 AM
Of course I would treat him as mean as I can, after all, I'm Zapp Brennigan.. I would only be nice to pretty girls.. hehe
bran10
25-01-2008, 12:49 AM
no way... I hecka like Kif!
unkblog
10-03-2008, 01:57 PM
If I were Zapp I would be 100% Zapp so... yes xD
But if I weren't 100% Zapp, no. I feel sorry for Kif xD
FryRulz
10-03-2008, 02:06 PM
i just find it funny when he picks on kif
frys_red_jacket
10-03-2008, 02:08 PM
i find it funny too but at the same time still feel sorry for kif
FryRulz
10-03-2008, 02:13 PM
yeh a tiny bit sorry for him but most of time nah.
i like the line he uses ' the fat arse will see you now'
frys_red_jacket
10-03-2008, 02:14 PM
LOL yeah thats great
FryRulz
10-03-2008, 02:15 PM
what episode so it where they were fighting the brains and kif had to clean zapp and well you know lol
frys_red_jacket
10-03-2008, 02:17 PM
ithinki know the episode you mean but i can't remember the name, wheres gaz when ya need him lol
FryRulz
10-03-2008, 02:23 PM
haha yeh.
i think all the episodes with them both in it are great. like the titanic episode, when zapp make kif captain as the ship goes into the blackhole..... wonderful
frys_red_jacket
10-03-2008, 02:25 PM
that part made me laugh so much lol
also on one of them when kif climbs up a ladder behind zap and he can see right up his dress thing and kif shudders LOL
FryRulz
10-03-2008, 02:27 PM
haha yeh iv seen that episode its so funny when that happens.
i also like it when they are on the planet with the big women, and the look of joy on zapps face, but kif has the best looking women, and the large women etc etc
FuturamaFreak
10-03-2008, 07:10 PM
Indeed I would be...the arrogance that the Zappster has, has been gained through his many successful military campaigns and exploits. The man deserves and demands respect, and dammit he will get it. Plus he suffers from sexlexia, so cut the man some slack.
KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS
10-03-2008, 09:37 PM
I would, it'll be funny
FryRulz
11-03-2008, 12:33 AM
imagine if zapp and bender were joined into one? how funny would that be
frys_red_jacket
12-03-2008, 12:24 AM
they could change their name to zander lol
Gazereths
12-03-2008, 02:46 AM
Or Zif Branikif?..If kif was melded with Zapp?
frys_red_jacket
12-03-2008, 02:21 PM
zif branikif sounds so funny LOL
Dimbo_Sama
12-03-2008, 08:41 PM
Of course I'd be as mean to Kif as Zapp is
*pulls out razor*
"tsk tsk"
lmao
Seriously.
Zapp's my hero. He truely is. if I could be as likeable as Zapp whilst being as obnoxiously egotistical as him I'd be in heaven. lol
KING ZOIDY
14-07-2008, 05:33 PM
Never Kif is cool
vindexxa
29-08-2008, 04:46 AM
zapp wouldnt be zapp if he wasnt mean to kif.
rogercieslar
29-08-2008, 09:13 AM
yes I would be mean to kif.
BenderIsG0d
22-09-2008, 06:06 AM
Of course, lol.
rogercieslar
22-09-2008, 03:23 PM
yeah.It will like that
kif,you fired!!!
beano2
22-09-2008, 04:55 PM
i would be kind
cinco
19-03-2010, 09:46 PM
I can't be mean to Kif with the best will of the world.
Robot's_Best_Friend
19-03-2010, 10:24 PM
I would be a lot nicer if I were Zapp. Kif doesn't get nearly as much respect as he deserves.
cinco
19-03-2010, 10:48 PM
Kif is the Milhouse from Futurama. lol
Robot's_Best_Friend
19-03-2010, 10:54 PM
I say Zoidberg is more of the Milhouse. lol
cinco
19-03-2010, 10:54 PM
Zoidberg is the Gil.
KING ZOIDY
19-03-2010, 11:02 PM
I would be a lot nicer if I were Zapp. Kif doesn't get nearly as much respect as he deserves.
Kif is a wimp though lol
Robot's_Best_Friend
19-03-2010, 11:35 PM
So? lol
cinco
20-03-2010, 10:49 AM
He's a wimp, but Amy loves him. Can't go wrong with that.
http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/120/5/AAAAAptWBqcAAAAAASBciQ.jpg?v=1216818785000&pull=fb
Joe Miller
20-03-2010, 12:09 PM
i'd treat kif loads better
cinco
23-03-2010, 06:53 PM
i'd treat kif loads better
Give him some candy from time to time.
KING ZOIDY
23-03-2010, 08:36 PM
So? lol
so you'd love to boss him around lol
Robot's_Best_Friend
23-03-2010, 10:30 PM
No I wouldn't. lol
Megalomaniac
26-03-2010, 02:34 PM
Voted "Yes" because being Brannigan it is impossible to behave in another way. But if I would become Zapp instantly after being myself, I would kill myself.
Yoshirama
26-03-2010, 02:44 PM
no i think i would be nice to kif.
agentmanningctu
01-05-2010, 07:02 PM
I would. Kif is a wuss, and it is just plain funny.
Hussypuff
02-05-2010, 01:43 AM
I couldn't be THAT mean to him, No lol
Yoshirama
02-05-2010, 05:35 AM
zapp is horrible. Those gross mini skirts he wears.
Hussypuff
02-05-2010, 09:14 AM
lol I know, they're bad
Yoshirama
02-05-2010, 10:27 AM
lol no one looks as bad in them as him.
KING ZOIDY
02-05-2010, 04:45 PM
Yoshi secretly loves those skirts
Acid Eco
01-06-2010, 08:35 PM
Kif deserves to be treated much better.
He gets my vote!
XxEmoPrincessxX
26-09-2010, 10:33 AM
I feel bad but yes lol
Erika
27-12-2010, 02:33 PM
Kif would be my bitch ;)
Cak20
27-12-2010, 03:23 PM
i think not somehow i am a decent guy evil thoug i may be ;)
SuicideBooth
27-12-2010, 07:14 PM
Yes, because Kif is used to it and he would probably get all huggy and mushy if he was treated as a person instead of a tool. lol
andyrossonero
28-12-2010, 04:37 AM
i probably would, it's part of the fun of zapp's character
DJTheatre
23-03-2011, 01:50 AM
If I were Zapp, I wouldn't Kif because I'd be beautiful in my comfy velor... wait what were we talking about?
SuicidalBunny
01-04-2011, 07:48 PM
I probably would be, that's where the fun is lol
Locke
03-04-2011, 06:40 PM
Yes i would be.
cinco
03-04-2011, 06:48 PM
I would pick someone else besides Kiff. :O
Locke
03-04-2011, 06:50 PM
who?
cinco
03-04-2011, 06:53 PM
generic background-character #28
Audra
14-05-2011, 06:32 PM
No, because I like Kif and I'm usually not mean towards the creatures I like.
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