If you were zapp...

[Cloverfield]

would you be as mean/out of order to kif as he is? lol

[Davpronk]

No, i will be a lot nicer to kif.

[Futuramaniac]

well, i don#t really wanna be Zapp ^^ (even when he's a funny character)
but if i would be, i would notice that Kif is pretty intelligent
and wouldn't treat him like Zapp usually does.

[NovaMist]

Nope - Kif is an asset and I would ergo treat him with the respect he deserves!

[Cloverfield]

Youve been busted nova as you voted yes

[Bak]

I guess you COULD treat him with the respect he so deserves but I think putting him down at every opportunity is much funnier.

[frys_red_jacket]

id treat him better, i feel so sorry for kif

[Cloverfield]

I guess you COULD treat him with the respect he so deserves but I think putting him down at every opportunity is much funnier.

Nice :laugh:

[1B-DI]

If I were Zapp, I'm assuming I'd have Zapp's personality, so yeah lol

If I were Kif's commanding officer, no

[TK-421]

The best part of being Zapp is being mean to Kif! So definitely! lol

[Cloverfield]

lmao its almost even now haha

[Sexlexia]

Kif is a threat to Zapp's intelligence..if I were Zapp I'd be scared of getting outdone by Kif..so i guess yes!
But Zapp is very arrogant and stupid he probably doesn't do it intentionally just subconsciously because he is so stupid

[FryRulz]

id have to be meaner, i like kif. but theres just seems to be something funny about picking on a small green alien

[OwnedProperty]

Of course I would - Kif is a wuss, thus a worthless officer. We're talking about saving the world where all the ladies live, here!

[Smitty]

Being the Zapper mean acting like the Zapper...and loving the sweet feel of velour. Mmmmmm...thats got a nice feel to it.

KIF...more velour right away. And get yourself some cotton if you want, I dont care.

[iObey]

Of course I would treat him as mean as I can, after all, I'm Zapp Brennigan.. I would only be nice to pretty girls.. hehe

[bran10]

no way... I hecka like Kif!

[unkblog]

If I were Zapp I would be 100% Zapp so... yes xD

But if I weren't 100% Zapp, no. I feel sorry for Kif xD

[FryRulz]

i just find it funny when he picks on kif

[frys_red_jacket]

i find it funny too but at the same time still feel sorry for kif

[FryRulz]

yeh a tiny bit sorry for him but most of time nah.

i like the line he uses ' the fat arse will see you now'

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL yeah thats great

[FryRulz]

what episode so it where they were fighting the brains and kif had to clean zapp and well you know lol

[frys_red_jacket]

ithinki know the episode you mean but i can't remember the name, wheres gaz when ya need him lol

[FryRulz]

haha yeh.

i think all the episodes with them both in it are great. like the titanic episode, when zapp make kif captain as the ship goes into the blackhole..... wonderful

[frys_red_jacket]

that part made me laugh so much lol
also on one of them when kif climbs up a ladder behind zap and he can see right up his dress thing and kif shudders LOL

[FryRulz]

haha yeh iv seen that episode its so funny when that happens.

i also like it when they are on the planet with the big women, and the look of joy on zapps face, but kif has the best looking women, and the large women etc etc

[FuturamaFreak]

Indeed I would be...the arrogance that the Zappster has, has been gained through his many successful military campaigns and exploits. The man deserves and demands respect, and dammit he will get it. Plus he suffers from sexlexia, so cut the man some slack.

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

I would, it'll be funny

[FryRulz]

imagine if zapp and bender were joined into one? how funny would that be

[frys_red_jacket]

they could change their name to zander lol

[Gazereths]

Or Zif Branikif?..If kif was melded with Zapp?

[frys_red_jacket]

zif branikif sounds so funny LOL

[Dimbo_Sama]

Of course I'd be as mean to Kif as Zapp is

*pulls out razor*
"tsk tsk"

lmao

Seriously.
Zapp's my hero. He truely is. if I could be as likeable as Zapp whilst being as obnoxiously egotistical as him I'd be in heaven. lol

[KING ZOIDY]

Never Kif is cool

[vindexxa]

zapp wouldnt be zapp if he wasnt mean to kif.

[rogercieslar]

yes I would be mean to kif.

[BenderIsG0d]

Of course, lol.

[rogercieslar]

yeah.It will like that
kif,you fired!!!

[beano2]

i would be kind

[cinco]

I can't be mean to Kif with the best will of the world.

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

I would be a lot nicer if I were Zapp. Kif doesn't get nearly as much respect as he deserves.

[cinco]

Kif is the Milhouse from Futurama. lol

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

I say Zoidberg is more of the Milhouse. lol

[cinco]

Zoidberg is the Gil.

[KING ZOIDY]

I would be a lot nicer if I were Zapp. Kif doesn't get nearly as much respect as he deserves.

Kif is a wimp though lol

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

So? lol

[cinco]

He's a wimp, but Amy loves him. Can't go wrong with that.

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[Joe Miller]

i'd treat kif loads better

[cinco]

i'd treat kif loads better

Give him some candy from time to time.

[KING ZOIDY]

So? lol

so you'd love to boss him around lol

[Robot's_Best_Friend]

No I wouldn't. lol

[Megalomaniac]

Voted "Yes" because being Brannigan it is impossible to behave in another way. But if I would become Zapp instantly after being myself, I would kill myself.

[Yoshirama]

no i think i would be nice to kif.

[agentmanningctu]

I would. Kif is a wuss, and it is just plain funny.

[Hussypuff]

I couldn't be THAT mean to him, No lol

[Yoshirama]

zapp is horrible. Those gross mini skirts he wears.

[Hussypuff]

lol I know, they're bad

[Yoshirama]

lol no one looks as bad in them as him.

[KING ZOIDY]

Yoshi secretly loves those skirts

[Acid Eco]

Kif deserves to be treated much better.

He gets my vote!

[XxEmoPrincessxX]

I feel bad but yes lol

[Erika]

Kif would be my bitch ;)

[Cak20]

i think not somehow i am a decent guy evil thoug i may be ;)

[SuicideBooth]

Yes, because Kif is used to it and he would probably get all huggy and mushy if he was treated as a person instead of a tool. lol

[andyrossonero]

i probably would, it's part of the fun of zapp's character

[DJTheatre]

If I were Zapp, I wouldn't Kif because I'd be beautiful in my comfy velor... wait what were we talking about?

[SuicidalBunny]

I probably would be, that's where the fun is lol

[Locke]

Yes i would be.

[cinco]

I would pick someone else besides Kiff. :O

[Locke]

who?

[cinco]

generic background-character #28

[Audra]

No, because I like Kif and I'm usually not mean towards the creatures I like.