The Date Game

[Gurman169]

This is a game that I made up I ask you a question and you have to answer it by how you think that character would respond to that question

Example: Zoidberg, What do you like to do on a date?

Well, first we would mate then I would buy her a nice boot for dinner, and then I would eat her off spring.

Something Like that


Question 1: Fry, What is your Favorite thing to do.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Sitting in front of the TV all day, without moving a muscle.

Question 2: Bender, What would you rather do or not drink for a whole day or die?

[Gurman169]

Oh God DIE

Question 3:Dr.Farnsworth how do you like to spend your weekend

[SaveMeJeebus]

In my pyjamas. Watching Fry being an idiot.

Question 4: Leela, would you rather marry Fry or Zapp?

[Gurman169]

Oh God is death an answer.

Question#5 Hermes, where is your favorite place to go for vacation?

[Anonymous]

Jamaica

Q6 Fry, would you rather die and Leela live or Leela die and you live

[SaveMeJeebus]

I die and Leela lives

Q7: Leela do you have feelings for Fry?

[Anonymous]

Er...No comment

Q8, Bender, who did you love more, Anglyne or the Countess

[SaveMeJeebus]

My ass.

Q9 Zoidberg Do you want all of us to love you and cherish you? If so can we eat you?

[Anonymous]

A: Of corse my friends

Q: Leela, what did you think of Michelle?

[SaveMeJeebus]

A:......

Q Fry would you rather puch Zoidberg in the face, or puch a cushion?

[Anonymous]

a: Zoidberg

Q: Amy, do you ever regret breaking up with Fry?

[SaveMeJeebus]

A; Yeah I really rea-- wait why am I elling you this?

Q. Leela did you enjoy the first time you hooked up with Zapp?

[Anonymous]

A: *slaps Jeebus for asking* No I did NOT

Q: Leela, who ,out of the men you know, would you like to marry and/or have a family with. No skipping or dodging quesion.

[SaveMeJeebus]

A: MAYBE Fry if hew were more civilized. *Leela then sees Fry licking maple syrup off the floor*

Q: Fry Who do you like the 20th Century or the 30th?

[Anonymous]

A: 30th, coz I met Leela *drools and gets slapped*

Q: Amy, would you ever go out with a woman?

[SaveMeJeebus]

A; If she's a woman dressed like a man and has good teeth. No.

Q" Bender, what do you prefer smoking or drinking?

[Anonymous]

A: Drinking

Q: Fry would you ever go out with a man?

[SaveMeJeebus]

AYeah if he bought me anchoves.

Q: Proffesor, how old do you think you are?

[Anonymous]

A: Wha...I'm a spry 165

Q: Fry, who would you rather go out with, Michelle or Morgan

[SaveMeJeebus]

A; My dog.

Q: Leela, would you ever sleep with Hermes?

[Anonymous]

A: *slaps Jeebus* He's married!

Q: Hermes, have you ever cheated on La Babara

[SaveMeJeebus]

A; I'm afraid i limboed behind her back and am ashamed of it!

Q: Zoidberg live or die?

[Anonymous]

Q; Live

A: Amy, what did you think of what Michelle did to Fry?

[SaveMeJeebus]

A: Wapon please!!!

Q: Fry, where do you fit in more here or in the 20'th century?

[Anonymous]

A Here.

Q Fry, do you ever still think you love Michelle

[SaveMeJeebus]

A; Give me never and I'll think about it...

Q: Leela do you have true feelings for Fry?

[Anonymous]

A: I don't know, he's so cute and he has done amazing things for me, so maybe

Q: Amy, do you have true feelings for Fry

[SaveMeJeebus]

A| He's cute and all but not the kind I could love

Q: Zoidberg would you rather be president or eat your favourite food 10 times a day?

[Anonymous]

A: FOOD

Q: Fry, do you have true feelings for Amy

[SaveMeJeebus]

A: As a friend yeah.

Q: Zapp, why did you trick Leela into sleeping with you?

[Anonymous]

A: Coz she a hot alien chick

Q: Leela, why did you sleep with Zapp

[SaveMeJeebus]

A: I WAS TRICKED!!!!

Q: Kif: do you like your job?

[Anonymous]

A: no, I work for a jackass

QKif, why didn't you stop Zapp tricking Leela

[SaveMeJeebus]

He's my boss....*sighs*

Q: Zoidberg do you love anyone?

[Pazuzu]

Foooooooooood!!!

Fry, why is there yoghurt in your cap?

[Anonymous]

A: I keep it for emergencys

Q: Leela, why did you never say thanks to Fry for giving you his oxygen

[SaveMeJeebus]

I did..... in my head.

Q: What would you do to win Leela's heart Fry?

[Anonymous]

Anything

Leela, what could Fry do to win your heart

[SaveMeJeebus]

Care about me like a man not an ape.

Kif: Why don't you quit your job?

[Anonymous]

I need it

Zapp, why do you treat Kif so bad

[SaveMeJeebus]

A: Who's kif?

Fry Morgan Michelle pick

[Anonymous]

Morgan, but only if I can't woo Leela before I die

Leela, Zapp or Alkazar, pick

[SaveMeJeebus]

None.

A: Bender, Fry $100000000 jewl?

[Anonymous]

Fry has a jewel worth that much?

Fry, Bender or Leela

[SaveMeJeebus]

Bender

Fry's dog, Nibbler

[Anonymous]

Nibbler

Nibber Fry

[SaveMeJeebus]

Fry

Mutant Mom

[Anonymous]

Mutant

Mom Wernstrom

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wermstrong

Hypnofrog, Devil

[Anonymous]

Devil :twisted:

Zapp Yancy

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yancy

Bender dead, Fry dead

[Anonymous]

Bender dead

Bender, would you prefer to date the Countess or Anglene

[Sweetened Angel]

OOC: i thought this date game not that or this game.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Dammit.

Bender, would you become a woman, for $100000000?

[Anonymous]

If I could marry Calculon

Fry, would you give up on Leela if Michelle agreed to marry you

[SaveMeJeebus]

Nope.

Proffesor. Would you like to become president?

[Sanshu]

why of coure, and the 1st thing ill do is grant every mad scintist the right to buy as much nuclear was as he needs to create a gaint nuclear super mutant race of his own!


Bender, what is your opinion on the homeless comunity?

[SaveMeJeebus]

Homelees shmomeless.

Fry, do you love Nancy?

[chrisisrad]

Homelees shmomeless.

Fry, do you love Nancy?

Only on Sundays.

Zoidberg, what are you craving?

[Pariah]

A nice tastey morsole would be nice

Bender how many items have you stolen?

[Gazereths]

Not nearly enough...i love stealin..i love takin things!!!

Fry why have you got salsa in your hair?

[1k1lledyou]

Because ive just been eating tortilla chips!

Bender whats the most expensive thing you've stolen?

[Gazereths]

My own body

Leela...why do you date losers?

[frys_red_jacket]

i gotta practice my punching skills on someone

farnsworth....whats your secret to staying alive for so long?

[Fruitosaurus]

A:I buy stem cells!
Q: Fry, do you love Leela?

[frys_red_jacket]

does a bear crap in the woods?

amy, what is your adult tattoo?

[Fruitosaurus]

Um, I don't want to say. (Too mature.)

Leela, do you love Fry?

[NovaMist]

"I love Lars! :'("

"Bender, do you love Fry?"

[frys_red_jacket]

"no i don't,how are dare you ask such a question! i hate all humans"

leela, did you not notice a resemblance between fry and lars?

[Fruitosaurus]

........
Zoidberg, why do you eat garbage

[frys_red_jacket]

may as well make good use of unwanted delicious food

lars, why didn't you tell leela the truth of who you really were?

[Fruitosaurus]

(can't answer, he's dead LOL)
Fry, did you know Lars' secret?

[Kigents]

Lars is an idiot..umm wait thats me...

Bender, why do you hate all the meatbags?

[Fruitosaurus]

Because they're good for nothing!
Um,Zoidberg, why do you have rings on your tentacles?

[frys_red_jacket]

i have tentacles???

zapp why are you so obsessed with leela?

[Fruitosaurus]

She's an exotic beauty, and-Is that her over there?
Fry, why do you love Leela?

[Kigents]

I dont know i just do

Bender, do you like anybody?

[Fruitosaurus]

No, everyone sucks....except me and my turtles!
Um, Zoidberg, why do you have a boot on your face?

[Punisher]

because it moisturizes my eyes. bender why are you eating your own metal poop?

[frys_red_jacket]

whats it to you meatbag
kif why are you so nervous?

[Punisher]

because bender made out with my mom.nibbler why are you biting on scruffys mop?

[Fruitosaurus]

Ummmm..... none of your business
Zoidberg, why are you in a dumpster?

[Kigents]

whaat me at the dumpster, ok im so lonely, do you want to be my friend?

Scruffy who are you?

[Punisher]

im the janitor i gotta go on break not now! hermes why are letting nibler eat bender?

[Fruitosaurus]

i hate that tin can!
Um, what are you doing with that squid Bender?

[Kigents]

what are you stupid, its obvious that im making dinner, you humans do eat raw squid??

Leela waht are you doing with that cannon?

[ChrisOfChris]

Noothing.. *Shoots Zapp's spaceship*

Fry , why do ya love leela ?

[frys_red_jacket]

i dunno, just something about a woman with one eye that does it for me

leela why won't you give fry a chance?

[Fruitosaurus]

Because, he's stupid and immature
Amy, what are you doing with that face cream?

[NovaMist]

"...it's face cream?!"

Professor, do you still love Mom?

[Kigents]

what who i love.. who are you..

Leela are you lonely?

[Fruitosaurus]

nooo not at all... oh who am I kidding, of course I am!
Professor what's that you've got?

[Vintage1998]

benders head! i was getting sick of him talking about his drugs!

leela, can you actually SEE out of one eye?

[Fruitosaurus]

Of course, my depth perception isn't that bad!!
Um, Zoidberg, what is that you're eating?

[Sawman3]

If you can't identify it by sight, it is advisable not to ask.

Professor... take your head out of the microscope and have a conversation with me for once! Is your work the most important thing to you?

[Fruitosaurus]

Of course you dim-witted monkey!!
Hey Fry, what do you think of Billy West?

[Sawman3]

He sucks.

Leela, how do you keep your figure?

[Fruitosaurus]

Duh, I work out
Bender, how many gold teeth do you have?

[Sawman3]

None.

Bender, get bent, k?

[Fruitosaurus]

Bite my shiny metal ass!
How's the back, Professor?

[Sawman3]

Where's my question, biatch?

[Fruitosaurus]

Posted it

[Sawman3]

Still unreliable.

How's the hangover, Fry?

[Fruitosaurus]

Killing me
Bender, what happens if you don't drink for a couple of days

[Sawman3]

I cease to function.

Hypnotoad... can I have some of that?

[Fruitosaurus]

Bzzzzzzzz!!!
Who the hell are you?