John Zoidberg

[Gurman169]

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John Zoidberg or Zoidberg for short. He is the company doctor of the Planet Express Company.Dr Zoidberg left his home planet to become a rich doctor.He has a cousin Zoidfarb and an Uncle, Harold Zoid, who is a silent hologram star.

[Gurman169]

BEST CHARACTER HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

[Anonymous]

I feel sorry for him. He cares and trys to be helpful and then people just walk all over him.

[Gurman169]

I know but he seems so pathetic

[Anonymous]

He is pathetic, but in a sorry sort of way.

[Cloverfield]

LOL

[SaveMeJeebus]

I love Zoidberg, one of my fave characters.

http://www.pandora-s-box.net/juliette/urrazoidberg.gif

[volcano_worshipper]

He's awesome. Needs to learn how to assert himself. Why have claws and a hard shell if you are going to let people push you around?

[Anonymous]

He's too nice to be assertive, he thinks if he lets people push him around then they'll like him. Poor Zoidy :(

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, poor zoidy :cry:

[Anonymous]

All together now, ahhhhhhh

[Cloverfield]

ahhhhhh

[Anonymous]

LOL

[Pazuzu]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! (I'm a little slow sometimes!!!)

[Anonymous]

Don't worry bout it :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

Zoidberg rocks!

[Anonymous]

Well...I suppose his shell is rock hard

[Malachi_Jr.]

It's too bad none of the females want his male jelly.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Ohhh.

[Anonymous]

urrrrrrrrrrrr :? I feel sick now

[SaveMeJeebus]

Here's a bucket.

[Anonymous]

Thanks *throws up*

[SaveMeJeebus]

Back to Zoidberg.

[Anonymous]

Zoidberg is gross

[SaveMeJeebus]

...and funny,stupid and lovable.

[Anonymous]

and pathetic

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wouldn't say that.

[Anonymous]

He lets people walk all over him, hes pathetic

[SaveMeJeebus]

:lol: Let's not. :P

[Anonymous]

Lets not what?

[SaveMeJeebus]

Walk over him.

[Anonymous]

Squish squish

[SaveMeJeebus]

Haha :roll:

[Anonymous]

I thought it was funny :wink:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Funny but Off topic.

[Anonymous]

Not really, it was to do with Zoidberg in a weird way

[SaveMeJeebus]

Haha. Maybe.

[Anonymous]

More like definatly :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

Zoidberg's so loneley...

[Ace]

Zoidberg's so loneley...

Zoidberg is SOO lonely. Any kind of attention is good even hating. I think Zoidberg is funny I like on the episode of Why must I be a crustacean in love I liked the gym part when Zoidberg alvays wanted more weight.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Hehe yeah.

But Zoidberg sis a hillarious character.

[Anonymous]

Very, but still pathetic

[SaveMeJeebus]

Take it you don't like him that much.

[TScottRock]

Zoidberg is effin awesome. Even Santa gave loves him.

[Anonymous]

Its not that I don't like Zoidberg, I just dispise to fact that he doesn't stand up for himself

[Cloverfield]

LOL. Yeah, he is a pushover.

[Anonymous]

pushover and walkover

[Futurama-rama]

Everyone loves Zoidberg :wink: Deffinetly my favourite character.....

WOOP WOOP WOOP, WOOP WOOP!! :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

Gurman loves him too.

Aswell as Futurama rama and I

[Anonymous]

I despise him

[SaveMeJeebus]

Don't be so mean.

[Anonymous]

I can't help it, he pushs all my buttons in a bad way

[SaveMeJeebus]

Here take this smiley.

:twisted:

[Anonymous]

:twisted: thx

[SaveMeJeebus]

:)

[kevbaseballdude]

hes so funny when he spazzes and when he walks like a crab. hahaha

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah and the noise he makes is hilarious.

[Silver]

I find him funny coz he is so innocent in a strange sort of way. Its more the way he acts than what he says.

[Cloverfield]

And his 'nooooooo' is soooo funny.

[Silver]

Oh yeah he does have his moments, I like the way he crys too.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, that has me in stiches.

[SaveMeJeebus]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/futurama%20zoidberg%20jaredhindman.jpg

[Silver]

Sorry but that link is a bit creepy.

[SaveMeJeebus]

It was supposed to be.

BTW If you want the link to watch all the episodes of Futurama pm SMokey or Gurman! :wink:

[Ace]

Didnt know Zoidbergs first name. Once again Im a little viser.

[Silver]

It was supposed to be.

BTW If you want the link to watch all the episodes of Futurama pm SMokey or Gurman! :wink:

Cheers.

[SaveMeJeebus]

You're welcome.

[Ace]

Everyone whos nice and writes a lot receives the right to watch Futurama and Simpsons and Family Guy.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yep :D

[Ace]

8)

[Cloverfield]

Which Silver has now got.

[Silver]

Why thank you. *bows in respect*

[Ace]

Prepare to be VERY addicted to Futurama.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah

[mwo4life]

i love zoidberg

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah me too.

[Sonic]

Zoidberg rocks! He's certainly not the best character, but he's awesome.

[Cloverfield]

I feel the same. Very funny, but still not the best.

[Gurman169]

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[Ace]

I feel the same. Very funny, but still not the best.
Yes definently.

[Pazuzu]

I like Zoidberg... He has some great lines!! I also like the Woop woop woop noises he makes when he runs away!!!
I also like the voice over he does at the end of love and rocket!
"As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporised into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray! "

[Gazereths]

That 'whoop whoop whoop' is an imitation of the three stooges isn't it?


Im not old enough to remember, so i doubt you lot are!!!


But thats what it says if you watch the DVD's with subtitles!!!

[timeisanenemy]

zoidberg... is the berg supposed to apply that he's jewish?

[ironik]

Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?
Bender: Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Haha great quote.

[Gazereths]

" for your infomation, its because he's hedious! " -leela

[Cloverfield]

Haha LMAO.

[SaveMeJeebus]

HAha

[0]

i dare someone to say zoidberg isnt funny cus if u did you would be a complete liar

[Perez]

haha i never knew his 2st name was john

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

i love it when he said "i have lost more patients than he has seen"
(not the best dr.)

[Gazereths]

that was a great line!!!!!..."butter me up with candy will you? well i wont work sonny......why always the fighting"....LOL

" do you have any that arn't so tight around the thorax?"...ahahahahahahaa

[ironik]

Zoidberg: I'll have a look, but I remind you, I'm an expert on humans not robots.
Fry: I'm not Bender, I'm Fry.
Zoidberg: Really? I though you were the robot.

[1B-DI]

This guy cracks me up!

[frys_red_jacket]

zoidberg is hilarious, not as funny as bender though

[ironik]

well bender is strait up humor where as zoidberg is more like pitty humor he is hilarous but he always makes you pitty him if he were more confident like bender then he would be a contender for funniest character

[Gazereths]

It's a close call between the two! But i think bender does just edge it!!

[ironik]

of course bender is going to win he is so much mo confident than zoidberg once he has confidence nothing could stop him

[Ace]

Bender!

[Pariah]

Nah Zoidberg is hilarious. But whatever you guys think.

[icansurf]

Hilarious when Zoidberg walks out of a room sideways, claws clacking. :lol:

[Gazereths]

"whoop whoop whoop" "im going for a scuttle" LMAO

[beano2]

my second favourite charecter

[Cloverfield]

He is funny bot not the best. He has his real funny episodes and lines and other times he can be boring.

[robertsond]

best character in ANY cartoon

[Gazereths]

Yeah...zoidberg takes some beating in the funniest character stakes!!!!

P.S why not start a thread in the new members section????!!!??

[Gazereths]

The part where he is in the club and See's that lobster in the fish tank...and the music plays....LMFAO ROTFL . :lol:

Then later you see him walking out the club with his arm around it....

Oooo Oooooo also "sardine on mackerel action" LMAO

[1B-DI]

I love Zoidberg! He's easily one of my top 3 favorite characters. Love it when he yells "SCREW YOU" at Fry in "Less Than Hero."

[icy]

If i was zoidberg anyone pushes me around ill rip out their brain...

[Gazereths]

I love Zoidberg! He's easily one of my top 3 favorite characters. Love it when he yells "SCREW YOU" at Fry in "Less Than Hero."

That bit is a classic aswell!!! I love all of Zoidbergs qoutes..But the 'Screw You' part made me howl!!!..nd he's not even on screen.....Can you imagine some of the coverations Billy West has with himself!!!???..If i were him i'd be constantly laughing my ass off!!!

[gort]

I talk to myself in different voices all the time.....but I'm ok...and so am I!

[Gazereths]

Firts sign of madness they say...all the voices in my head!!

[gort]

HEHEHE...you said firts...sounds like that cutie, Jenniferc!!

[Gazereths]

Whooooooops.......spel checkres plaiyng pu agian!!! :lol:

[gort]

I never use spell check...Gort lives on the edge, baby!!
I see on your counter that Jenniferc is on-line....hello there Jen! Why no posts?

[Gazereths]

She hasn't refreshed since 3.45 am....:(

[gort]

Okay...thought maybe she not fan of Gort....that make Gort sad...

[Gazereths]

Back to Zoidberg......When did his race come to earth? I was just wondering cuz of the fact that they fished the Anchovie to death..When was that!!???

[gort]

Did he not mention that in the episode? Can't remember....

We sure get going in this forum, don't we? I had a blast earlier with Sawbucks....he's hilarious!!

[Gazereths]

Ive not really chatted to him to much!! Hopefully that will change soon!!
I think it was the 22 hundreds....Not positive tho!

[gort]

Know what you should do? Go on the "challenge Gazereths" thread and submit that question...I think you have a shot at stumping him!! You might even win a prize!!

[Gazereths]

Hmmm..don't give 'em any help :lol: I'm in enough trouble as it is!!!

Not sure if there is a definate answer to that question tho!!

[gort]

Are you saying you think you could stump yoursef??LOL


*Hermes in office scene*

"I was asking myself for a day off and I wasn't in the mood for any of my shennanigans"

[Gazereths]

Hmmm maybe..I haven't had to "stump myself" for a while LOL Sorry, a distasteful innuendo!!!

[gort]

I get it!! HAR!!!



(Now to get back to stumping myself )

[Gazereths]

LOL...sorry for the poor taste in jokes!!

[1B-DI]

I love Zoidberg! He's easily one of my top 3 favorite characters. Love it when he yells "SCREW YOU" at Fry in "Less Than Hero."

That bit is a classic aswell!!! I love all of Zoidbergs qoutes..But the 'Screw You' part made me howl!!!..nd he's not even on screen.....Can you imagine some of the coverations Billy West has with himself!!!???..If i were him i'd be constantly laughing my ass off!!!

I'm pretty sure I'd put up good money to spend a day in Billy West's head.

[Gazereths]

yeah me too!! I'd love to know how he spends the lonely times!!! No doubt talking to himself in various voices!! At least i'd like to think he does!!

[1B-DI]

LOL :lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

yeah me too!! I'd love to know how he spends the lonely times!!! No doubt talking to himself in various voices!! At least i'd like to think he does!!
LOL that would be funny to watch :lol:

[cerberus]

when did we find out zoidbergs first name is john?

[1B-DI]

I think it's printed on his door. Or something. Anyway, it is mentioned a couple times.

[cerberus]

oh, right, sorry, i'm terrible, i pay attention to the main storyline and not the lesser stuff aound it...

[Cloverfield]

Quite a weird name for someone of his...species.

[cerberus]

why weird?

[Cloverfield]

John, its a human name.

[cerberus]

oh, right, i thought you meant the zoidberg bit, lol!

[Cloverfield]

Oh yeah sorry. I didn't make that clear.

[cerberus]

yes. its all your fault.

[Cloverfield]

All mine :(

[cerberus]

wow, you are replying fast!

[Cloverfield]

I can if i want to, but i am usually doing something like watching tv or playing the 360.

[cerberus]

yeah, lol. i've never seen you post this fast!

[Cloverfield]

I'm sure you have. I have posted a lot :lol:

[cerberus]

yesh, but you've been on this forum an age longer than i have!

[Cloverfield]

Tis a good point, but i am sure there has been a day where i have replied as quick as the other person? Oh well.

[cerberus]

not that i've ever seen, lol!

[Cloverfield]

Okay, well now you know.

Also, i hate to say it but we have gone...off...topic *covers self from angry danny*

[cerberus]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws off topic sign at smokey*

[frys_red_jacket]

lol!!! its so easy to trail off topic and not even realise

[gort]

See?


Easy, huh?

[Cloverfield]

lol, okay, enough fast posting, gonna watch top gear properly now. Will be posting still tho :D

[cerberus]

crash time!

[frys_red_jacket]

lol

[cerberus]

what? i'm not sick! he lives so its ok to be excited to see it!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, it was pretty cool. 220mph while flipping.

[cerberus]

yeah lol. loved clarkson at the end.

*richard is an example here to us all....speeding kills*

[frys_red_jacket]

my bf watches top gear so i had to sit through it, i hate the program myself, richards quite hot though lol

[cerberus]

lol, the show is too cool!

[bending_unit_22]

I love Zoidberg! He's one of my top favorite characters. Too bad that he's always lonely.

[gort]

I know! He needs a great big fishy hug!!!!


Or............a hot meal.

[cerberus]

yeah, zoidberg gets a hard bargain.

[bending_unit_22]

I don't think anyone will hug him since he smells so bad.

It's kinda funny how the fans of Futurama love Zoidberg but the characters hate him.

[cerberus]

yeah, he seems a nice person, just a bit too..... trampish.

[gort]

Sorry all...he's not a favorite of mine. I know that's hard to hear, but it's how I feel. I've had to suffer hearing people bash my beloved Amy and Scruffy....so I don't feel THAT bad.
I don't hate him or anything, ya know....just don't love him like you all do.

sorry again.

[cerberus]

*for gort*

boooooooooooooo scruffy!

[bending_unit_22]

I like whenever someone asks for scruffy's name he goes "Scruffy the janitor"

I think that Zoidberg is hilarious. Especially when he makes that noise when he walks away. But people have different opinions.

[gort]

Yea...he does get some prety good lines and action in it....I'm being too harsh!



Boooooo Bitey...

[cerberus]

ah-woot-woot-woot-woot-woot-woot-woot!

*snaps claws*

[bending_unit_22]

It's funny how Zoidberg is poor throughout the whole show but in the last episode he has all of this money. I wonder how he got all of that money. Maybe he stole it from Bender.

[cerberus]

yeah, noticed that, incontinuity error i think.

[bending_unit_22]

I also love how Zoidberg pronounces "robot" like "robit" "I thought you were the robit."

[cerberus]

i've never noticed that, have to listen more intently.

[gort]

He has a Jewish type accent!!

[cerberus]

i always thought he had AN accent, and now i know what! YAY!!!!

[gort]

I hope you know what I meant....although I'm CERTAINLY not anti-semitic, I've always wondered about how a religion can have an accent???
Know what I mean??
It's really easy to notice in 'Lobstertainment' where his uncle is an old timey movie star!!

[Cloverfield]

I agree eith gort that he isnt the funniest. He is great and has his episodes and lines but there are a couple of characters that are better than him.

[bending_unit_22]

He's not the best character but he still is one of my top favorites. I mean I like Bender and Fry more than Zoidberg but he's still okay.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah me too. He's probably my 3rd fave.

[1B-DI]

I love Zoidberg. His Yiddish-y accent and mannerisms get me every time. :D

[jle1993]

I hatehatehatehate Zoidberg, he disgusts me

[gort]

Uh-oh.........here comes a firestorm!!! Saying that in the Zoidberg section is like Bitey saying stuff about my Scruffy in ANY section!!!
Let'er have it guys!!!!


Duck Jle!!!!

[jle1993]

*stands tall*
This is the Zoidy section and I am entitled to my opinion on Zoidy, he's a tramp and he smells bad and hes incompitent. Plus he's a push over, he need to stand up for himself and then I might be able to tolerate him.

[gort]

Way to stick up for your beliefs!!!

Strong women rock!!

[cerberus]

lol, well i love zoidberg, so :p

[jle1993]

Each to their own Bitey, each to their own

[cerberus]

hell yeah!

[1B-DI]

Zoidberg's just great comic relief, although that is by no means in short supply on the show. I just love listening to him.

[bending_unit_22]

I love when Zoidberg cries. His voice is just so funny when he cries and so is Bender's.

[gort]

He used his face tendrils once to dry his tears.......poor ol' Zoidy...

[jle1993]

:lol: Poors right, he's a complete moron.

[1B-DI]

I love ol' Zoidy. Yeah, he's disgusting and weird and apparently has an odor problem (thank the powers that be we don't have Smell-O-Vision), but I'm glad he's on the show. Always good for a laugh.

Fry: Hey, Zoidberg, get in here!
Zoidberg: SCREW YOU!

Never fails.

[Pazuzu]

I like zoidberg, he's funny. I like in A tale of two Santas where everyone's going "I'm Santa" "No I'm Santa" and zoidberg goes "And I'm his friend Jesus" I love the screen pic from that bit as well!!! It's up on my wall!!!

[1B-DI]

:lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

I love ol' Zoidy. Yeah, he's disgusting and weird and apparently has an odor problem (thank the powers that be we don't have Smell-O-Vision), but I'm glad he's on the show. Always good for a laugh.

Fry: Hey, Zoidberg, get in here!
Zoidberg: SCREW YOU!

Never fails.
that makes laugh without fail everytime :lol: , i guess id say something like that too

[bending_unit_22]

I've made a thread so you can put your favorite Zoidberg quotes.

Anyway, I can't believe that Leela ate Zoidberg in Anthology of Interest. She either couldn't smell or taste that good or she gave that lobster a DEEP scrub. Who the heck would want to eat Zoidberg?

[1B-DI]

Oh my god, you have a point.....

[frys_red_jacket]

I've made a thread so you can put your favorite Zoidberg quotes.

Anyway, I can't believe that Leela ate Zoidberg in Anthology of Interest. She either couldn't smell or taste that good or she gave that lobster a DEEP scrub. Who the heck would want to eat Zoidberg?

anyone who likes lobster i suppose :lol:

[gort]

The butter would be dispensed by pushing Benders' antenna......the top one...

[1B-DI]

:lol:

Mmm, now I want seafood.

[gort]

You mean Zoidfood.

[jle1993]

:lol: Good one!

[1B-DI]

Erm..........no? Just some popcorn shrimp would be nice.

[gort]

Zoidberg seems to be quite the cannibal......he would join you!!

[1B-DI]

I think you've just ruined seafood for me........ :shock:

[bending_unit_22]

When your done eating Zoidberg, maybe you'll invite Fry over for some French Fries. *rimshot*

[1B-DI]

Oh...my........god...

:lol:

[gort]

Ha ha ha....and then......Leela for some........wait...........umm........



Never mind.

[bending_unit_22]

And then you can "zapp" them with some kifchup. *rimshot*

Oh I kill myself. Who has more Futurama food puns? I'm sure you can "bend" something while you eat your fryes.

[gort]

You're pretty good at that!!! I like punny people!

Ya know, every time you eat, you're a nibbler.

[1B-DI]

Oy gevalt....with the puns already! LOL :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

Okay I'll stop. I was going "west" to get some more kifchup anyway. But seriously, let's get back to Zoidberg. What else can we talk about Zoidberg?

[1B-DI]

OH MY FREAKING COW GOD YOU ARE CRACKING ME UP!!! :lol:

Okay, Zoidberg...who would you like to see him fight in clawplagh? My vote's for Zapp!

[bending_unit_22]

Hermes because they are already rivals. That would be so funny. That should be a new episode.

[1B-DI]

Ooh, good one!

[Sweetened Angel]

:lol:

[bending_unit_22]

It'll probably go something like this.

Hermes: Listen you filthy crab-
Zoidberg: Screw you! *chops off his head*
Hermes: Sweet "something painful" of "somewhere painful" You killed me!

[gort]

:lol:

[1B-DI]

I just can't top that. So great. :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

Here's the alternate ending.

Zoidberg: And the croud goes wild! *makes croud noise*
Fry: Good job Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: You want a piece of me? *chops Fry's head* Who else wants some?
Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus! Zoidberg's gone mad!
Bender: Let's just kill him.
Zoidberg: Screw you! *chops everyone's heads*
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Zoidberg: Okay.

THE END

[bending_unit_22]

Now that were done being punny, let's get back to Zoidberg. I'm sure he'll say "Let's continue with the talking about me!"

[futurama rules]

why is his name john

[gort]

Don't know....I'm not the writer.....HA!

I bet it has something to do with John Shwartzwelder (spelling?)

OR..................'cause it's an ironically funny name for a horrible giant space lobster....although Phil would have been funnier...

[bending_unit_22]

Which episode did they tell you that Zoidberg's name was John? I don't remember if they ever mentioned it at all.

[1B-DI]

I'm not sure when it's first mentioned, but if you watch the ep "The 30% Iron Chef," it shows Zoidberg's personalized stationery, and it reads "From The Desk Of Dr. John Zoidberg, M.D."

[gort]

Isn't it on his door in an episode too??

[1B-DI]

I'm pretty sure it is.

[gort]

It's amazing what you can learn by using the eyeball part of your head!!!

[1B-DI]

:lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

:lol:
ill second that :lol:

[futurama rules]

crazy people

[1B-DI]

That we are, and you are too! We're all crazy here! LOL

[gort]

What's your point?

[futurama rules]

I dont know

[gort]

You don't know because you're probably....um.......CRAZY???!!!

[futurama rules]

ok...I'm crazy

[gort]

Yay!!!! One of us.....one of us....gabba gobble...

[futurama rules]

youre scaring me

[futurama rules]

yay I'm not scruffy anymore



yay

celebration dance

[1B-DI]

Congrats!

Now, back to Zoidberg...

[bending_unit_22]

Zoidberg: "Continue with the talking about me! NOW!"

Okay let's talk about him before he goes crazy again. What else can we talk about him? I don't know. How about the fact that he's like the worst doctor in the world.

[futurama rules]

yeah
he thinks fry is a young lady

[1B-DI]

And a "rowbit" :lol:

[futurama rules]

and that he has more than 1 mouth

[bending_unit_22]

"What? My mother was a saint! GET OUT!"

What ever you do, DON'T give him any anchovies.

[1B-DI]

LOL..."My mother was a saint!"

[futurama rules]

that was so funny

[bending_unit_22]

I love the way Zoidberg talks. "I thought you were the rowbit."

[futurama rules]

me too

[cerberus]

Is zoidberg actually jewish, or does he just talk in a similar way to jewish people?