Bender Bending Rodriguez

[Gurman169]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4919/benderko0.th.gif (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=benderko0.gif)

http://www.englisch.schule.de/wiesmoor/bender.gif

Bender Bending Rodriquez or Bender for short. His head is 1057 years old. His Body is 4 years old. He is the Planet Express's Cook.Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit and was his mothers 1729 th son.His father was killed by a can opener.

[Cloverfield]

I think that this guy is hilarious. The one liners that he comes out with and his need to always drink or smoke just makes for a typical Bender. The best character in my opinion.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Bender is hillarious. Love his jokes and sarcasm. My fave character.

[Cloverfield]

We seem to like the same characters in programs Jeebus.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Who doesn't like Fry Bender and Zapp?

[Cloverfield]

Nah, i mean on the simpons as well.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Oh, yeah. What can I say.

[Cloverfield]

Very LOSTish if you ask me.lol

[SaveMeJeebus]

Oh well.
Gotta go in a sec. C y'all later 8)

[Cloverfield]

See ya Jeebus. Talk tomorrow?????

[SaveMeJeebus]

Bender doesn't care about anyone but himself. And I like it. :P

[Anonymous]

He cares about Fry, just little, but he does. The proofs in Jurrasic Bark when he rescues Seymour to make Fry happy.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Guess so.

[Malachi_Jr.]

Bender doesn't care about anyone but himself. And I like it. :P

Not true. He also cares about things that remind him of himself. Like turtles.

[Sweetened Angel]

he care about fry. he pretty cool.

[frys_red_jacket]

benders great and really funny, he's my 2nd fav character

[SaveMeJeebus]

FRJ do you like Zoidberg?

[frys_red_jacket]

FRJ do you like Zoidberg?

zoidbergs great too but my fav is fry

[Anonymous]

YAY, Fry's my fav too, closly along with Leela :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

Fry Bender and Zoidberg are mine.

[Anonymous]

I have a pic of Bender that I drew

[SaveMeJeebus]

Can we see it?

[Anonymous]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k173/jle1993/Bender.jpg
There you go

[Cloverfield]

I see nothing????????

[SaveMeJeebus]

That happened to me with one of Gurman's. I just closed the browser down then opened it up again.

Jle, that's great. Congrats.

[Cloverfield]

Oh, i see it now. It's really good!!

[Anonymous]

Glad you all like it :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

Tis exellent.

[Sweetened Angel]

wow that cool. congrats! i love ti. :)

[SaveMeJeebus]

Great isn't it.

[Anonymous]

You're making me blush *blushes* :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

When did you make it?

[Anonymous]

A few days ago

[Sweetened Angel]

cool :)

[Anonymous]

Glad you thinks so :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

:wink:

[Anonymous]

:D You make me happy

[SaveMeJeebus]

O rly??

:lol:

[Anonymous]

Yes really :wink:

[SaveMeJeebus]

No emotion for blush.

Damn!

[Ace]

I liked the drawing. But the eyes could be a little better. You draw very goo fingers but the arms did not match.
Bender is the best character. He is rude and has all of the best lines. Altough he is mean to his friends sometimes there is a heroic side of Bender.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah.

I think the picture was cool.

[Bender Is Great]

Bender is Great.

They could bring out a 50-hour long dvd with "Bender's Greatest Moments" and still not show all of his great antics.

[Ace]

Bender and Homer Simpson both coud have the most funniest moments DVD. But I rather watch real episodes.

[Bender Is Great]

The point was if they did have a dvd it still wouldnt show how great Bender is :D

[Anonymous]

Senor Bender est bien

[Bender Is Great]

Senor Bender est bien

"est bien" is French :? :lol:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Did jle mean, Senor Bender esta? bien

[Futurama-rama]

Bender's great, he has some great lines

"What's that big, fat, ugly thing? a frog? a toad? yo Mama!?"

:lol:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yup.

Kind of a Homer Simposon character.

[Bender Is Great]

Yup.

Kind of a Homer Simposon character.

But so much cooler 8)

[Anonymous]

esta bien, I meant esta bien! I was in a rush okay!

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah. :D

[Anonymous]

whew :D

[SaveMeJeebus]

esta bien jle?

[Anonymous]

si, y tu?

[SaveMeJeebus]

Bien gracias.

Estoy viendo una pelicula.

Sorry. Went to far. :oops:

[kevbaseballdude]

bender bending rodriguez is definetly the best character in futurama. he drink, smokes, and best of all jacks on. haha :lol:

[0]

Hey anyone whos number 2 most used word is dafodil is awespme tp me

[SaveMeJeebus]

:lol:

[Silver]

Bender is the best, I watch it mainly for him I think. Although without Fry, he might not be as funny. Hey who am I kidding, he is the show.

[Cloverfield]

LOL, i agree. He os sooo funny. Him and Fry make a great duo.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Who do you think is wwho's sidekick.

I think Bender is Fry's.

[Silver]

The other way around for me.

The coolest is always going to be bender, so therefore Fry is the sidekick in my eyes anyway.

[Ace]

Bender is frys sidekick.

[SaveMeJeebus]

If you ask someone on the street who is the main charcter in the show.

Some may say Fry, others Bender.

So, :D

[Ace]

Its Fry. Look at the first 10 minutes of the first episode. See Bender until the suicide booth.

[Silver]

This is what you are lead to think, however as the show has progressed we see many of the great lines go to Bender, leaving the more physical action to Fry, so although it appears equal, most sidekicks always have the dumb actions, leaving bender to be the lead with his wit.

[Cloverfield]

Bender is the main character. The show revolves around him.

[Futurama-rama]

Yeah that's true

Would you consider Fry to be Bender's best friend, or Bender to be Fry's?

As the main character, it seems like Fry is....a friend


:D that didn't go anywhere

[Cloverfield]

Bender is Fry's best friend.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah.

Bender is Frys'

[mwo4life]

bite my shinny metal ass

[Cloverfield]

The avatar that Jeebus has as his avatar i have as a poster on my bedroom wall. lol

[Ace]

bite my shinny metal ass
MY LINE!! Ill kill you!

[Senpai101]

The one liners are perfect. A really wel thought out character in my oppinion

Greets from The Netherlands!

[Cloverfield]

I agree, he also knows exactly when to say it as well, to make you really laugh. The best character IMO.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah, if there's someone who doesn't like him, they must be an alien or a retarded f'ck. :wink:

[ironik]

i think that bender and fry should take on homer and barney in a drinking competition

[0]

fry would be out first and bender would take the win

[Perez]

its funny how he weights so much yet lela can just carry him around in some episodes

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

he majored in bending and robo-american studies.

[Gazereths]

He drank a whole keg and crammed 20 humans into a phone booth..all in one night..but they were mostly children....hahahahahaaha.

[ironik]

ahh classic bender
bite my shiny metal ass!
Lick my frozen, metal ass.
Bite my glorious golden ass!
bite my splintery, wooden ass!

[Pariah]

Bender Bending Rodriguez? Where did that name come from? Bender is one of my favorite charcters.

[DannyE]

bander is the best character i think :D

[FriendsFanForum]

Same here. I can just imagine in 1000 years time the town filled with robots exactly like him lol.

[Pazuzu]

*chains bag to shoulder and chains it shut* oh bother, I can't get my money out now. That was stupid! But at least all the robots can't steal my bag or wallet

[bending_unit_22]

I love Bender. He's not just my favorite character on Futurama, he's my favorite character in general. In fact, the show wouldn't be the same without Bender in my opinion.

[gort]

Iwas just watching this and it cracked me up (again)...
"Bath what?"
"What room?"
"What what?"

Gotta love it!!!

[cerberus]

Benders a strange character, in one episode he's doing magic tricks and in others he's robbing shops...... he's so random :)

[gort]

OCD?
Robot OCD?
Bending robot OCD?
Animated bending robot OCD?
Hilarious animated bending robot OCD?



Maybe just wacky.

[cerberus]

possibly, gort, possibly.

[gort]

:D :D :D

[cerberus]

huh :?:

[gort]

What do you mean, huh? It was just emoticons. Are you reding my sig? Cause that isn't intended towards you!!

[cerberus]

sorry, before you edited it, it said: nnnn, then the emoticons.

[gort]

Gotcha!! I wasn't quick enough for me on that post!! But I fixed it....

[cerberus]

just in time.... i'll getcha one of these days....

[futurama rules]

he is the secind best character

[gort]

Who's your first?

[cerberus]

who is your fave?

[Cloverfield]

I think he is the best tho Zapp is close.

[cerberus]

zapps to smug. everyone loves bender.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, but Zapps lines are up there as almost as funny as Benders.

[cerberus]

hmmmm, at times, i suppose.

[Cloverfield]

Definately and the way he says them as well. Pure class.

[cerberus]

yes, in that weird voice of his. i like his voice, lol!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, is it Billy West that voices him? I think it is.

[cerberus]

i believe so, lol!

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, he;s as good as Dan Castlanetta with all the voices he does...though dan is better :D

[cerberus]

yeah, dans simpsons voices are too cool.

[Cloverfield]

They really are, infact, i will make a thread on him soon :D

[frys_red_jacket]

cool

[cerberus]

yeah, that'll be great!

[bending_unit_22]

I have a question: How many names does Bender have? He has Bending Unit 22, Bender Bending Rodriguez and possibly something else. How many names can a person (or robot) have?

[cerberus]

well, i suppose bending unit 22 is his factory issue name, bender bending rodriguez his implanted memory name and bender his short nickname.

[bending_unit_22]

So does that mean that Flexo's whole name is Flexo Flexing Rodriguez? They are twins so I guess they have the same last name. But what is flexing?

[cerberus]

maybe he's just a poserbot who sits there showing off his muscles all day.....

[bending_unit_22]

I wonder where he got the muscles from? But what if Flexo and Bender switch personalities? That should be an episode.

[cerberus]

yeah, that would be cool!

[bending_unit_22]

I can just picture Flexo going "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

[cerberus]

with his face in my avatar, so can I!!!!!!

[bending_unit_22]

Now let's get back to Bender. Someone think of something funny Bender did.

[1B-DI]

He brewed beer in himself. I found that hilarious!

[futurama rules]

so did I

[frys_red_jacket]

i thought it was funny when he was talking about killing all humans in his sleep LOL

[Gazereths]

Hey sexy momma!!!!! Wanna kill all humans???? LMAO :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

"Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?"

I love the way he sings too. Especially when he was singing in the car wash.

[frys_red_jacket]

yeah that was great too :lol:

[1B-DI]

I thought it was so cute when he decided to hide in himself. Everyone was trying to coax him out but he kept refusing. Like a little kid. :D

[futurama rules]

I think bender is gud still 2nd best in my book

[bending_unit_22]

I have a question? How many asses does Bender have? There's his shiny metal ass, collosal metal ass, splintery wooden ass, frozen metal ass. He just has to many asses. Way more than a robot should have.

[futurama rules]

ok I dont really want to count them

[cerberus]

glorious golden ass, if you count parallel bender.

[futurama rules]

im not counting too many head will explode

[cerberus]

*thinks of other bender asses*

[bending_unit_22]

He also has his red hot glowing ass. I wonder why does he even say bite my shiny metal ass. What if someone took him literally and really bit his ass? That would be so funny.

[futurama rules]

it would be

[cerberus]

i think nibbler did. once.

[futurama rules]

dont make me think

[bending_unit_22]

What if Flexo just popped up and said bite my shiny metal ass? I think he did say that one time. I'm not sure.

[futurama rules]

dont make me think

[bending_unit_22]

Okay that enough talking about Bender's ass. Let's talk about the fact that his head is over 1000 years old and his body if like 5 years old.

[cerberus]

yet strangely, no head rust.....

[bending_unit_22]

I wonder what he says if someone asked him how old he was? It'll probably go something like this

[insert person's name]: Hey Bender, how old are you?
Bender: Well my head's 1000 years old and my body's 5 years old.
[insert person's name] Ooooooookay.

[cerberus]

[person] nice to meet you..........erm, grandad?

[futurama rules]

hmmmmm

[bending_unit_22]

"Hi sondad, um grandson with a 1000 year old head."

[futurama rules]

what would you say if your head was a 1000 years old

[1B-DI]

"Hi, my head is one thousand years old."

[futurama rules]

that was not ob at all

[bending_unit_22]

Bender is the only robot I know that has his head a different age than hs bdy.

[futurama rules]

how many robots do you know??????

[bending_unit_22]

Tons of them. I even have a robot on my own cartoon. I think every Futurama fan knows a lot of robots. Maybe because the show is filled with robots.

[futurama rules]

gud point but I know none

[1B-DI]

It would be fun to have a robot friend like Bender! I'd finally have someone to go drinking with!

[bending_unit_22]

As long as the robot doesn't want to kill me then I'll be it's friend. If I had Bender as a friend I would never be bored. I do consider hi as my cartoon friend though.

[futurama rules]

I lke humans more than robots

[gort]

I know humans that are like robots.....repeating what they've heard, following all the trends, doing whatever they are told....

Sad, really.

[futurama rules]

very has any1 ever ate a sponge

[Pazuzu]

What does that have to do with Bender?

[futurama rules]

bender could have ate a sponge YOU DON'T KNOW!!

[gort]

Thank you Paz.....I'm not the only one confused by FRs' posts!!


I'm thinking...................................Metter? ??

[futurama rules]

what

[bending_unit_22]

Ate a sponge? What the hell does that suppose to mean? If Bender did eat a sponge he must of been drunk or something.

[gort]

I think Futurama Rules won't be confusing anyone for a while....

[frys_red_jacket]

mmmm i get the feeling FR could be metter.......

[Cloverfield]

It's not Metter, just someone like him.

Anyway, who would like to meet Bender?

[1B-DI]

Yup, as long as he doesn't try to kill me.

[bending_unit_22]

Do I even have to answer that? I would love to meet Bender. As long as you tell him that he's your #1 favorite character then he probably won't kill you.

[Cloverfield]

But he'll still probably insult you :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

"Bite my shiny metal ass you meatbag!"

It all depends how you look and act. He might insult you then kill you, he might be your friend then kill you, or he might just leave you alone. It all depends.

[Cloverfield]

I would laugh if he killed you. You being his biggest fan and all then he kills you rofl

[bending_unit_22]

He would never kill me. I'll probably be the one that kills him. And if that doesn't work I'll just hang out with Flexo.

[Sweetened Angel]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/43038/Photo+1.jpg (http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/43038/Photo+1.jpg)



i just try to draw pic from my paper. it is bender pic. i don't think i doing good.

[Cloverfield]

Thats really good Jen. I'm sure Bender would love it if you gave it to him :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

If he rips it at first, it only means he really likes it. He'll glue it back together later on.

[1B-DI]

Cute drawing, Jen!

[Sweetened Angel]

thank you guys :) yeah i sure he like it.

[0]

Hey you never know. He might decide to tape that on the inside of his chest

[jle1993]

Aww, dat's so sweet!!! Loving the Bender pic

[BEB]

Bender is my favourite I think!

[1B-DI]

I saw the ep again last night where Leela and Fry brew beer in him...SO funny

[0]

Ya i saw that one too. They treat it like real child birth and Bender swells up like a balloon

[Gazereths]

"this is a delivery company not a delivery room!!!"

[Kickermf]

If Bender did eat a sponge he must of been drunk or something.

Bender cant get drun he can get sober witch is bad

[Kickermf]

yes i know im late lol

[0]

Late on what?

[frys_red_jacket]

yes i know im late lol
you're telling me, that quote was said near the begining of the month :lol:

[gort]

Now.....THAT'S what the quote button is for!!! LOL

[BEB]

I saw the ep again last night where Leela and Fry brew beer in him...SO funny

Sounds good, Havent seen that one!

[Gazereths]

It's called " the route of all evil"..a class episode!!

[gort]

I wish I could brew beer in me.......where would it flow out of???

Hmmmmm.........

[1B-DI]

I wish I could brew beer, period. Well, maybe I don't. I don't like beer that much.

[Gazereths]

Iv'e had home brew before..but it's not all that nice..i suppose it depends who makes it tho... If bender made it i think it would have a bit of a tinny taste..Or should that be a bit of a dolemitey taste???

[gort]

I think it depends on the brewer....

[DannyE]

bender is my favorite character, he is the only name i can ever remember, i think i better start watching futurama more often

[Calum]

The best character. Without Bender on Futurama the program would be half as funny!

[Pariah]

So true. So true. Bender is ma role model.

I guess thats why I get in trouble so much...

[DannyE]

lol :D

[Pariah]

Hmmm mabye I should apprechiate Superman more.

Wait, then I will be trying to fly...

and Jumping off of buildings is not a good way to fly.

[gort]

All you need is a really smart friend like Fry to keep you in line......

[Pariah]

You know what? Your right. Fry is so smart that he is stupid. So he couldn't get in much trouble.

[0]

"Bite my Glowing Red Ass"
"Wait my Glowing Red Ass"

[0]

Oh Yeah Bender Time. Wooooo

[DaMasonata]

Bender, he's my Favourite character. He has the best characteristics a Character could have, even a good catch phrase. Bender, not only is he a kool member, but he's also quite a funny one. Overall Bender's the best Character in the Show.

[KISS_MY_SHINY_METAL_ASS]

He's my favourite along with Fry.

'Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass!!!'

[1B-DI]

I was watching the Season 1 commentaries yesterday and one of the people, I can't remember who, maybe Billy West or Matt Groening, raised a good point: How does Bender whistle?

[frys_red_jacket]

mmm that is a good point, maybe he's got a whistling chip or something

[Gazereths]

Maybe he just has a whistle and a tank of compressed air?

[neilysan]

In one episode bender is identified as Bending Unit 22. Is the significance of 22 known? I think it is a model number but still is there a point to it?

[neilysan]

I think bender whistles by just playing the whistle sound through a speaker.

[1B-DI]

In one episode bender is identified as Bending Unit 22. Is the significance of 22 known? I think it is a model number but still is there a point to it?

That's a great question--since pretty much everything else on the show has some significance, I would imagine there's some meaning behind it. The only thing I've found so far is that it is his model number (as opposed to his serial number, 2716057, and if you've watched the commentaries you know the meaning behind that number).

[Pariah]

I don't think there is. It's just his model number and mabye the cast just agreed on 22.

[BenderPimp]

Bender i the best, he is a real pimp, he drinks, he smokes, he steals and he is also wit different women...

He funny as hell too... I like in this episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F7i6b8OIS0

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8sboM3XLyI

and

when he steals from golden parallel universe bender..

[Gazereths]

You mean when they steal each others wallets?...Classic bender!!

[BenderPimp]

You mean when they steal each others wallets?...Classic bender!!

yup... a good episode too

[futurama rules]

bender should be vice president of the world

[frys_red_jacket]

then we'd be in trouble lol

[futurama rules]

true but it would be cool

[Cloverfield]

What would the world come to :S

[frys_red_jacket]

i dread to think

[Cloverfield]

I can picture it...and its not great.

[Gazereths]

Well hopefully he would have all the taps pouring out premium strength beer instead of water...that would be coooool....and a free cigar every week...Plus weekly Zoidberg beatings broadcast live on TV.lol

[frys_red_jacket]

weekly zoidberg beatings maybe, but ill have to pass on the beer and cigars lol

[Cloverfield]

I'll pass on the cigars, but the beer dont sound like a bad idea!!

[1B-DI]

And people say the world is bad now lol

[Apache]

Gotta love good old bender,

Best character.

Ben

[hoopymo]

can anybody clarify if benders real real name is bender bending rodriguez or bending unit 22 as both have been used on the show on many occasions

[Cloverfield]

Bender Bending Rodriquez is his real name :)

[hoopymo]

rite cheers it seems to me like it wud be both as matt groening has used both before when asked in interviews so it confused me thanks for clearing it up

[Cloverfield]

Yer, he goes by both, Bending Unit 22 is just his 'robot' name i guess lol

[hoopymo]

yeah his "factory name" or perhaps some sort of tracking... am i looking too much into this

[Cloverfield]

A little lol, but theres nothing wrong in that :wink:

[1B-DI]

It's what true fanatics do!! lol

[hoopymo]

yeh true there

[Cloverfield]

Here's a tip for you moopy, if you ever have any questions on Futurama, one of the admins called Gazereths, literally knows everything about the shop. Infact we had a competiton where if you asked a question he didnt know you would get a prize...infact its still going on. Anyway what im saying is, if you have any problrms, he's your man to talk to :)

[hoopymo]

rite cool thanks for the advice

[Cloverfield]

No problem mate. Can't believe you're on 24 posts already. Only been joined half an hour lol Thats great though, more posts the better :) You're name changes colour when you get to 100.

[hoopymo]

cool, what can i say im a poster at heart

[Cloverfield]

:D That's what we like to here. But we get this a bit and then they never come back :(:(

[1B-DI]

*wandering off-topic*

I'm totally excited too, but let's try to keep this about our favorite alcoholic robot? :)

[hoopymo]

dont worry guys im here to stay, and yes bender is great

[The Illusive Man]

You better stay otherwise 1-18-08 will be very mad at you and possably kill you, on the upside he may not. lol

[hoopymo]

ah well dont worry im stayin

[The Illusive Man]

Good *puts away axe, for now*

[hoopymo]

excellent *puts neutron bomb trigger back behind couch*

[The Illusive Man]

Hmmmm, not bad i guess *cough Death Star*

[hoopymo]

damn cant top that he he * giant emp missle*