Philip J Fry

[Gurman169]

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Philip J Fry is a Pizza Delivery Boy at Panuccis Pizza around December 31,1999. He was frozen into the year 3000 where he got a job again as a delivery boy. He got a job working for his (30x) Nephew Professor Farnsworth at Planet Express.

[Cloverfield]

This guy is so stupid...but funny. He doesn't catch onto thing very quickly and can pull out the odd REALLY funny line. I enjoy his story, like from when he was a kid to when he got frozen.

[Anonymous]

Fry's cute and adorable.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Fry's got the intelligence of a pig. But his is funny and lovable.

[mcneillj]

Fry rocks, He should be king of omicron persiai 8

[Anonymous]

nah, he too cute, Omicron Persei 8 is to rough for him.

[Cloverfield]

LOL

[Anonymous]

He should be King of Eden, with Leela as his Queen

[Cloverfield]

LOL

[Anonymous]

I mean it, really I do :!:

[Cloverfield]

I'm sure you do.

[Anonymous]

Now you're just being sarcastic arn't you

[Cloverfield]

No.

[Anonymous]

Oh. Good, thanks, er, I'll go now *walks off*

[Cloverfield]

You do that.

[Anonymous]

STOP IT, damn. *beathes in deeply* I hate it when people do that! :evil:

[Cloverfield]

Okay then.

[Anonymous]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Cloverfield]

Calm yourself :lol:

[Anonymous]

:x *brethes deeply* ahhh :D

[Cloverfield]

Excellent

[Anonymous]

:lol:

[Sweetened Angel]

fry look cool guy all time. :)

[Anonymous]

Good good

[Cloverfield]

hmm

[Anonymous]

What did I do now?

[Cloverfield]

:roll:

[Anonymous]

What :?

[Cloverfield]

:roll:

[Anonymous]

*slaps head*
I give up

[Cloverfield]

Good good :wink:

[Anonymous]

ex-cell-ent :lol:

[Cloverfield]

:lol:

[Anonymous]

We really need to stop doing this

[Cloverfield]

I know.

[Anonymous]

So hard not to comment though *sigh* :?

[Cloverfield]

I know. Again we should go back to the thread in the mod section and talk there.

[Anonymous]

Good idea

[SaveMeJeebus]

Thaaaat's how Smokey and jle, have a high number of posts.. :roll:

[Anonymous]

Exactly, I mean, how dare you, lol :lol:

[Futurama-rama]

Fry's great, you gotsta have the dumb guy! :P

Fry: What if Bender was really huge?
Professor: You already asked that! Ask something less stupid!

:wink:

[SaveMeJeebus]

Yeah.

Everyone loves him.

[Anonymous]

I called him first!

[SaveMeJeebus]

LEt's not go there again.

[Anonymous]

okey dokey :D

[Futurama-rama]

Haha, i do like fry, but i'm a bigger fan of Zoidberg and the Professor :)

[Anonymous]

Fry rox 4eva

[SaveMeJeebus]

As well as Bender does.

[Silver]

He is as far as I'm concerned Bender's sidekick, but a great one. He may be dumb but he's loyal.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Loyal and dumb indeed.

[Ace]

more dumb than loyal. Also such a wuss.

[Cloverfield]

LOL, a funny wuss though. :lol:

[Relic]

LOL, a funny wuss though. :lol:

Best Fry Quotes of all time:

"I'll be whatever I wanna do."
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them."
"Full price for gum?! That dog won't hunt, Monsignor."
"No, I'm ...doesn't!"
"Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up."
"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
"Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion."
"But existing is basically all I do!"
"Whoa! Letters like 'u' and 'r' can mean words like 'you' and 'are'!"
"That's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
"Magic. Got it."
"It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip."
"This show's been going downhill since season three."
"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
"I did do the nasty in the past-y."
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."
"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"
"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"
"Hey, I have an idea. Let's do that!"

[SaveMeJeebus]

"People said I was dumb, but I proved them."

Love that one.

[mwo4life]

fry rock

[Sonic]

Psssht, I like Fry more than all of you COMBINED. Even jle. Haha.

[Cloverfield]

Yeah, but you don't like fry and leela as much as jle. She would wipe the floor of you there.

[Anonymous]

I love Fry more than any of you fan-girls, he's mine!
As much as I love Fry and Leela, if there was a slight chance I could get him then
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k173/jle1993/LeelaandJulietCatfight.jpg
I'll wipe the floor with anyone who thinks they stand a chance.

[Ace]

Get a room! :lol:

[Anonymous]

Why would I get aroom for the fight, its what comes after that I'm renting the room for :lol:

[ironik]

i wish i could change the stars so i can get a girl to fall in love with me.

[Kelis_Fry]

Fry is my absolute favourite character in Futurama. He may be the sort of dumb one in the group (is watching Fry on television and a ball is thrown at him and it hits him on the head and bounces away but he still runs after it) hihi, but he is SOOOO CUTE!!!

Especially in the episode where he went to another planet and drank the emperor, and he became emperor and at the ceremony they realised the emperor was still alive and came after Fry, and Fry said "My tummy hurts" in a really cute voice! lol that was hilarious ^^

[Gurman169]

ZOIDBERG ZOIDBERG ZOIDBERG ATTACKS WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT

[0]

Fry is so cool. Hes a laid back guy whos always got bender on his side

[wwwwNAMEwwww]

did not like being a delivery boy in the 20th centery...

[Gazereths]

who would??? but in the 30th the job has more to offer...like flying a spaceship!

[ironik]

like a scooty puff jr. LOL

[Gazereths]

oh yeah!!!! "who's ready for safe fun?"

The scooty puff Senior..now that was a machine!!!! " the doom bringer" lmao!!

[ironik]

just remember scooty puff jr sucks.............in one thousand years i will get right on it

[Gazereths]

:lol: :lol: fry kicks ass!

[ironik]

Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses
LMAO

[Gazereths]

" a world full of plot holes and spelling errors"

[ironik]

'and now i am leafing earth for no aparent raisen' lol

[Pariah]

Go Fry! He is second on my list next to Bender.

[Gazereths]

Yeah i agree....must be number one or two!!

[TheTodd]

Agreed aswell, Fry rocks. Futurama without him would definately suck.

[Kelis_Fry]

Of course it would, Futurama is all about Fry and how he copes with being in the 31st century :)

[jle1993]

And Fry and Leela, gotta have the URST to keep it going.

[Gazereths]

I love the part where he pours cereal on his head, milk, then starts eating it of his head when he's telling leela to be more impulsive..That makes me ROFL!!

[gort]

Don't forget later....the CHICKEN on his head.....THAT'S when I lose it....makes me want to try it....hmmmm.......be right back, going chicken shopping!

[Gazereths]

Yeah i nearly forgot about that part..Basting a chicken on your head..That looks like fun!!!! :lol:..Dont forget the stuffing!!

[gort]

And gravy.......that's the part that makes head chicken so delicious.

More cooking tips later.

[Gazereths]

LOL you should go on essence of elzar!! Must remember to wear your heatproof cap whilst basting!!! Or a few nasty blisters might be on the cards...And that ruins the flavour!!!!

[gort]

As long as it's not the SECRET ingredient! I don't need LSD in my hair...

[frys_red_jacket]

frys my fav character, he's such a funny and sweet lil guy

[jle1993]

He's a goofy idiot, but a cute, sweet goofy idiot.

[gort]

What do you suppose he smells like?

I'm guessing syrup, feet and those lttle heart candies he transported once...

[futurama rules]

fry is the best character he is so funny but he is closely followed by bender

[gort]

It's hard to pin-point the 'star' of the show, but I would guess....Bender!
...No...wait.....Leela!
Wait.........Fry.......he's the guest from the past, so it's HIS adventures!


Wait.......oh alright!!! EVERYONE is the star!!!

'Cept poor Scruffy *sob* Gort says..." You're MY star, Scruffy! You're My star!! )

[Gazereths]

I know how it is .....My fave changes from day to day....Today it is zoidberg...

[gort]

When he's mating!!! ( or TRYING to! )

[Gazereths]

Yeah...but his stink glad is too weak!

[gort]

HA! You forgot the 'n'

You must be under a lot of pressure!!
At least he didn't die!!

Sex or death? Hmmmmmmm......

[Gazereths]

Tough call!!

[gort]

Both at the same time???

Yikes!!

[Gazereths]

No necrophilia thanks :lol:

[gort]

No no no no.....I mean like doing it DURING a plane crash or something.....might as well. at that point!!LOL

AHHHHHHHH........Oh yes.........AHHHHHHHHHHH........Yes...........AHHH HHHHH!!!




Splat.

[Gazereths]

Yeah may as well take whatever you can get at that point!!!

[gort]

BTW....all those AWWWWWs were screaming because of the plane crashing, not something else!!

He he he

[Gazereths]

LOL nice....im glad to hear that...or am i?...i dont wanna hear male groaning!!! :lol:

[cerberus]

fry is cool, i like his hair, lol!

[futurama rules]

me too

[cerberus]

hey futurama rules, how are you?

[bending_unit_22]

Who doesn't love Fry? He's so stupid. That's why I love him.

[cerberus]

i don't love him. i'm male. i do however like his character ;)

[frys_red_jacket]

frys great, i keep him nice and warm lol

[cerberus]

lol!

[bending_unit_22]

When I said "love" I meant if you liked his character or not.

Anyway, I love the stupid things he does. And the way he can taste colors. "Did everything taste purple for a minute?"

[cerberus]

yeah, lol, i liked that eppy, weird and stupid thing to say, but so funny!

[bending_unit_22]

I liked when the brain slug was on Fry's head and it starved to death at the end. I wonder who would win in a stupid contest: Fry or Homer?

[cerberus]

erm.....Fry. Fry doesn't know what ideas are, so that kinda beats anything.

[gort]

Ha....probably right! Fry really makes the show....he is the main focus after all!

[cerberus]

yeah, lol! is he ginger?

*random*

[bending_unit_22]

Who would of thought that an idiot like Fry would have to save the world from brains?

[cerberus]

i suppose opposites.

idiot beats the smart.

[gort]

I know........riddler!!! LOL
Now we're off topic a little.

The fact that Fry is, well....um....slow, is how he COULD save the world!!
Yay Fry!!!

[cerberus]

we're not off topic at all! I was referring to the fact that idiot (fry, who TOPIC IS ABOUT) beat the brains (smart)!

[gort]

Oh...I'm just trying out my new moderator-ness. Good job staying on topic. We need an on-topic emoticon....!

[cerberus]

yeah. now i think i deserve an apology!!!!!! :p

j/k

[bending_unit_22]

"Did everything taste purple again?"

Now let's get back to more Posts of Interest!

[cerberus]

OK, SURE!

[jle1993]

I reclaim Fry as mine, though I may share him with Leela.

[cerberus]

thats very kind of you, i'm sure leela will understand and love you for that. :p

[jle1993]

She better, she's lucky she's getting him at all. I have him Monday Wednesday Friday and Sunday, she has him Tuesday Thursday and Saturday

[bending_unit_22]

As long as you don't mess with Bender you can have Fry.

[jle1993]

Urggg, Bender is sooo not my type, I prefer idiotic redheads, that are devoted and loyal

[gort]

Sounds like you two ladies should go on a double date.....with Bender and Fry...


That would be funny.
And weird.
You know they're cartoons, right?
Yea, funny.

[bending_unit_22]

As long as Calculon and Flexo don't show up them I guess it's okay. Besides, I'd rather go out with Bender than Zoidberg or Zapp. Talk about being freaked out.

[frys_red_jacket]

You know they're cartoons, right?
.
is this coming from the same person who thought amy was cute :P

[gort]

Good point :oops: plus I gonna need you to use capital letters when you type her name, at least the 'A' part!! :lol: :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

Let's get back to more, you get the point.

Maybe I get can get Bender to make you some french fryes. And then you can "zapp" them with some salt.

[jle1993]

eww, please don't mention Zapp around me...Fry's cuter

[futurama rules]

fry is the best eva

[jle1993]

Fry is an idiot loyal cutie love god

[futurama rules]

I agree

[gort]

Well hello FR....how are ya today? Good to see you posting!!

[futurama rules]

im fine

[gort]

You live in the sates? Gonna watch the Superbowl?

[futurama rules]

no I dont and dont know what the superbowl is I know they mention it in futurama

[gort]

I see....it's the big American football championship game......

So, where do you live, FR? You a guy? How old? C'mon....spill the beans! We're family here!!!

[futurama rules]

live in england

enough beans spilt

[gort]

Okay, mate......we respect your secretness.....secretosity.....secretism....

[futurama rules]

do you know what your saying
cos I dont

[cerberus]

awwwwwww, i know what gorty's saying..... kinda.....

[gort]

I was trying to let you know that if you don't wish to share details about yourself, it's fine with us.

[futurama rules]

o.k
did you just get like ok with gort and his speech after time

[cerberus]

I getcha! I'm too revealing (not in a pervy way) for my own good!

[futurama rules]

okay dokey lemon pokey

[bending_unit_22]

Okay now let's get back to Fry. Someone give a topic about Fry we can talk about.

[futurama rules]

he has nice hair

[cerberus]

His hair looks like the hair of Johnny Bravo. You know, the cartoon guy?

[futurama rules]

I klnow Johnny Bravo
but how
I mean frys hair is nice and johnnys is way to big and stupid

[bending_unit_22]

Johnny Bravo reminds me of Elvis Pressley because of the way he talks.

Okay back to Fry. What if Fry changed his hair color? How would it look?

[futurama rules]

not gonna picture it he would not be the fry we know and love

[gort]

Like in the Farnsworth Parabox....

[futurama rules]

yes like that but he was still cool

[bending_unit_22]

Fry didn't dye his hair in that episode. That was parallel Fry's normal hair color. You should pay more attention.

Ok let's talk about Fry's stupidity. That should take a while.

[gort]

Yes, I should pay more attention.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

[futurama rules]

i was paying attention but im just stupid

[bending_unit_22]

Are you stupid like Fry? I'm sure the professor caa help you on that. Of course he's stupid too so it might not be a big change.

[futurama rules]

i think i am more stupid then fry
but I am book smart
I just dont have any common sense

[cerberus]

I think fry is dumber than homer, if that is possible....

[bending_unit_22]

Well they both have their own levels of dumb.

Who's dumber between Homer, Peter Griffin, and Fry? I sayt it's a tie but one can be dumber than the other two at times.

[futurama rules]

I do too
and I am dumber than both put together

[cerberus]

22- i crown Fry lord dumb. What do others think?

[futurama rules]

I am lordess dumb

[gort]

Gotta be Peter Griffin...have you seen the 'Petarded' episode.....he's about as smart as a bag of hammers......sharp as a marble....Republican....etc.

[futurama rules]

I dont get that explain please

[gort]

The dad on 'Family Guy' is more stupid than ANY futurama character!!


Is that what you mean?

[futurama rules]

oh I like family guy ha ha get it now


tata

[cerberus]

Never really got into family guy, might have to watch it properly sometime.

[gort]

Definately do.....it might take a while to grow on you, but it will!!

[cerberus]

ok, i'll take a look!

[bending_unit_22]

Yep I didn't like Family Guy at first but the more I watched it, the more I liked it.

[cerberus]

ywah, a lot of people have said that to me......

[bending_unit_22]

Let's get back to Fry. It's amazing what 100 cups of coffee can do to him.

[cerberus]

yeah, slows time down, lol!

[futurama rules]

you just see an orange blur

[1B-DI]

Fry inspired me to make coffee a more important part of my life. It is my hope that someday I, too, can consume enough coffee to make time slow down.

Because you never know when a Rastafarian accountant and his son are going to crash a high-society party wearing bamboo stilts.

[frys_red_jacket]

i think actually time stayed the same but he drank so much coffee and got so hyper and fast that to him it just looked like time slowed down (thats my theory anyway)

[gort]

Because you never know when a Rastafarian accountant and his son are going to crash a high-society party wearing bamboo stilts.[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yea.......you never do!!!

[futurama rules]

that was funny and he was hyper nothing happend with the time

[1B-DI]

i think actually time stayed the same but he drank so much coffee and got so hyper and fast that to him it just looked like time slowed down (thats my theory anyway)

Oh, sure, go all physics on me! LOL

[Sweetened Angel]

yeah, he drink alot of coffee. then number count up to 1000 see how many coffee he drink. :lol:

[jle1993]

I am so gonna try that on holiday next week, 1000 cups of coffee, and see how I run.

[bending_unit_22]

I wonder what would happen if Fry drunk 5000 cups of coffee and Bender smoked 5000 cigars.

[1B-DI]

I thought it was 100 cups of coffee. At any rate, the amount of caffeine you'd ingest would totally mess with your body, wreak havoc on your heart, and you'd probably die. So I don't suggest it. But if you reeeeeeally want to....

Seems my medical assistant side is showing again... :lol:

[bending_unit_22]

You should go see Dr. Zoidberg about that. Or the professor. But I wouldn't. Zoidberg is the worst doctor in the world and the professor is just plain weird.

[futurama rules]

yeah see a normal doctor

[jle1993]

Fine, I'll have a hundred cups of coffee and see how I go.

[futurama rules]

I'm goona try to tommorow

[frys_red_jacket]

good luck, if you s.s.start t.t.t.yping l.l.like t.t.this i k.k.k.now w.w.hy

[bending_unit_22]

I would start with 20 cups of coffee then work my way up.

[jle1993]

I'll try on saturday so you can record my attempt

[frys_red_jacket]

that should be fun, you hyper enough as it is :lol:

[jle1993]

I am not...I just enjoy myself...and go a bit hypo...:lol:
I also laugh for no reason...

[1B-DI]

Dang it, I want Starbucks now.

[jle1993]

I need coffee, I'm addicted, I'm getting the shakes.

I also Love Fry, HE'S MINE MINE MINE

[futurama rules]

hes mine

[bending_unit_22]

You all can have Fry. But parallel Fry is mine.

[jle1993]

hes mine

I don't think so, in fact I know not.
I claimed him long before you poked your head in here, he's MINE

[futurama rules]

fine

[jle1993]

Good, glad we understand each other.

[gort]

Well, he DOES look cooler......

[jle1993]

Who looks cooler than what?

[futurama rules]

no he does not

[bending_unit_22]

I like parrallel Fry's black hair. You all can have regular Fry.

[1B-DI]

Uh-oh, I sense a cat fight brewing

[bending_unit_22]

I said they can have Fry. So it ain't with me. Beisdes I have parallel Fry and Bender.

[jle1993]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
EVERYONE LISTEN UP

Normal Fry is the best and he's MINE
The rest of you can share the parallel Fry's.

[bending_unit_22]

Well I'm keeping blacked-haired Fry.

[jle1993]

Thats fine

[futurama rules]

I wont normal fry

[jle1993]

If you meant want, YOU CAN NOT HAVE HIM, HE'S MINE SO REMEMBER THAT!

[futurama rules]

yeah right but he's mine

[gort]

You can all share the old, bald, fat Fry in 50 years......

[bending_unit_22]

There's plenty other humans to pick from. Zapp, Hermes, the professor. Just pick one of them and move on!

[jle1993]

Damn you all, I claimed Fry first so he's mine!!!

[futurama rules]

they are all rubbish compared to fry who is mine

[jle1993]

MINE!!!!

[futurama rules]

no mine!!!!

[jle1993]

NO MINE!!!!

[futurama rules]

u can say that as much as u want but he is mine

[Gazereths]

You are both welcome to him!!!..I'll just have amy.:D

[bending_unit_22]

Why don't we let Fry pick who he wants to be with?

Fry: Umm, can I pick Leela?

No Fry it has to be a non Futurama character.
Fry: I don't know then.

What about robot Fry then?

[jle1993]

HE'S MINE! I'm the more expericened poster, I'm more like Leela...MINE!

[bending_unit_22]

Someone can have Zapp. He is a captain afterall.

[jle1993]

But I want FRY

[futurama rules]

u don't even no me so hoe do you now if you are more like leela than me

[jle1993]

Hello, it don't matter, coz I claimed him first. By savage law that makes him mine

[futurama rules]

no it does not

[bending_unit_22]

I'm gonna stay out of this now. You two can fight to the death over Fry if you want. Just leave me out if it.

[jle1993]

I challenge futurama rules to fight for Fry in a thread I will create if she accepts. I will show that Fry is mine!

[futurama rules]

I accept

[jle1993]

THe thread for out duel has been made, lets go fight!

[gort]

You are both welcome to him!!!..I'll just have amy.:D


NO!!! She's MINE!!!

I'll just get the animators to draw more Frys and Amys so we can all be happy....they are cartoons, ya know!!


What do you girls want...........cartoon babies?? lol

[jle1993]

I'll decide after I beat FR in the duel thread

[bending_unit_22]

I ain't in this. I have parallel Fry, Bender, Calculon, Flexo, robot devil. That's pretty much it.

[Gazereths]

It would be less painful giving birth to a 2 dimensional baby!!! :lol:

[1B-DI]

Yup, catfight. I called it.

[jle1993]

Good point Gaz

[futurama rules]

yep

[jle1993]

You going to our duel thread or are you giving me Fry?

[futurama rules]

I'll duel

[jle1993]

Then go to the duel thread down the Character index page

[bending_unit_22]

This should be interesting. A duel over a cartoon character.

[jle1993]

Fry's worth it

[gort]

Yay!!


Cartoon blood!!

*itchy and scratchy song plays in background*

[jle1993]

You can go to the thread and watch but don't interfer

[futurama rules]

fry is brill