Science Question #2

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Has anyone seen the video of scientists who have conquered gravity with magnetic fields???

They can successfully make a tree frog hover in mid-air!!!

We'll be hovering in no time!!!!

[1B-DI]

THAT is totally exciting. I wanna fly!!

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There's an airplane that you can book.....it's padded inside and it goes up and down so fast, it creates weightlessness.....

Saw it on the news!!
Probably pricey, though!!

[1B-DI]

Yeah, don't they use that as part of NASA's astronaut training?

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Yes!! They do!!

But my TV told me that regular people can do it too...for a price....


My TV tells me lots of stuff....

*hugs TV*

[1B-DI]

:lol:

I heard they used it for the movie Apollo 13 too. If I was a zillionaire, I'd totally take a ride on that plane!

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If I was a zillionaire, I would pay someone to figure out why my TV tells me stuff....

[1B-DI]

So 'they' can take your zillions back from you, duh...

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My tv would tell me how to get it back!!!

I'm SURE of it!!!!

*hugs TV again*

[1B-DI]

Yv?????????

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I don't know what you're talking about.


*uses edit button*

[1B-DI]

And now my post doesn't make sense. THANKS!! :lol:

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*nelsons' voice*

HA-HA!

*runs away giggling*

[1B-DI]

Oh, did you hear about the scientists in Australia who are experimenting with quantum teleportation?

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Actually...yes I have.

That's been on the drawing board for YEARS!!
I've been talking about molecular displacement theories since I was 11!!!

That'll change everything!!!

[1B-DI]

Beam me up, Scotty!

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Actually, my first exposure to the concept was 1957s 'The Fly'....

I was in the top 10 percent in science in the nation during school.....

I USED to be smart!! LOL

[1B-DI]

You're still smart! Hehe, I never even gave science a chance in school. I think I was too afraid I'd look like a geek.

TOO LATE!! :lol:

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I grew up knowing that smart was cool......I wasn't a geek or anything, but I was kind of a quiet guy.

I've changed!!!

BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHH!!!

WHOO HOO!!!!!!

*dances like Paz*

[1B-DI]

Science is the wave of the future! We'd be lost without it!

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WOW!!!

I just saw what you wrote on my science box!!!!


Neato!!

[1B-DI]

Um...brain not working...what are you talking about?

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My laptop=science box........

(Sheila Nicholls song to sample....#7 on Brief Strop)

[1B-DI]

Okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.................

[Olikunmissile]

DUDE! i wanna fly!

[Pariah]

Dude. I can already fly!

[Olikunmissile]

...ok, good for you

[Pariah]

Yeah dude. Its called "Red Bull"

[Olikunmissile]

hmm, ok, i thought you were more of a DP guy?

[Olikunmissile]

a good point, i have wondered if that would work for a while...

[Gazereths]

Any aeroplane that dives fast enough can create weightlessness...all you have to do is counteract the effect of gravity that the earth produces...... 1G....so if you can produce minus 1G you are weightless...Plus it depends on the altitude you are at..... the higher you are the less force the earth has on you.....Most roller coasters can produce a similar effect...but for very small periods.

Teleportation is a reality in everyday life...Facsimiles, modems, TVs Etc.....The problem is developing a machine that can disintegrate and reintegrate physical matter....Which is near impossible...at the moment anyway.

[Olikunmissile]

wtf??? why have our posts changed around?

[post edited cos i looked like a retard]

[Gazereths]

Check again mate...... i said 'dives' :lol:

[Olikunmissile]

dah shizit

dont blame me, blame booze, i been drinking, ill try to edit my post in a min, stupid thing

[gort]

But they HAVE transported small solid objects already!!!! Very small and for 12 or so feet.......


Pointless so far, but hopefully....a few years after my death......!!!

BAM!!!

ZAP!!!

[Olikunmissile]

:lol: your death, got a good few years left in you yet, aint you?

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10 or 20...if I'm REALLY lucky....after the life I've led???

Okay......


5 or 10........?

[Olikunmissile]

come on, you must have more fight in you, go for 20 or 30 years!

[gort]

Meh..we'll see.


It depends on what movies might come out.

Or if Linkin Park records again....that sort of thing!!!

Or...if I get another good job....sigh.....

[Olikunmissile]

im sure you will find something

[gort]

Yeah....I'll be fine........I hope...!

I'm virtually penniless.......and I was making 60 grand a year.....sigh...

[Olikunmissile]

damn, what happened? if you dont mind talking about it

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Long story sorta.....I already posted it a long time ago.

Short story...work injury....3 knee surgeries in two years....no job to go back to....

No worries, though....I have almost no bills, so I just need something to get by....

[Olikunmissile]

oh, im sorry about that, that must suck, i hope you get a good job too

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Thanks.......

[Olikunmissile]

im sure you will

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Well...I make ZERO dollars an hour now......so......

Nowhere to go but up!!!!

Whoo Hoo!!

[Pariah]

Woo. Good for you.

:D

:hahaha:

[1B-DI]

And Gaz once again amazes me with his smartypantsnessocityism.

[Pariah]

Yes " smartypantsnessocityism" Is that a medical term?

[1B-DI]

It will be.

[Pariah]

Can't wait. Then I could actually use that sometime. :wink:

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You can't because of its copyrightishness.....

[Olikunmissile]

is it coyprighed?

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Nah.....I just like making up words....

I have wordishness in my blood!!!

[Olikunmissile]

okey dokey then

[1B-DI]

Wordsmiths we be.

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Aye, cap'n!!

[Olikunmissile]

:lol:

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All these smileys can be kinda spammy, Olie!!! Careful!!!

[Olikunmissile]

...hmm a good point you may have there...

meh sue me... lol not that im worth that much

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Predy ( and I ) don't like one word posts or smiley only posts........but you're okay...
You hardly ever do that...I just saw two in a row, so I thought I would let ya know....

We like members who post lots of words!!!!

[Olikunmissile]

hmm, a fair point, ill take that into consideration and try to avoid that in the future

[1B-DI]

That was quite diplomatically stated.

[Olikunmissile]

on whos part?

[1B-DI]

Yours, my friend :D

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I stand in agreement!!

[1B-DI]

Suddenly I feel like I'm at the UN...

[Olikunmissile]

:lol: the UN, meh i have been told i could get away as a politition, im a slooth talker, lol

[1B-DI]

A slooth talker? :lol:

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Maybe the U.N. of........

Crazy world!!!!

Whoop whoop whoop!!!

[Olikunmissile]

A slooth talker? :lol:

lol, you havent noticed? :lol: im good with words

[gort]

Don't you mean 'worbs'?

HeeHee...

[Olikunmissile]

umm, im a retartdm please explain

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I'm just pickin' on ya, Olie!!

Sorry, mate....I'll stop!! LOL

How you doing today??

[Olikunmissile]

oh, ok then, that proves an earlier point on not being able to insult stupidity, anyways im ok, a bit sore, but im alive, you?

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Yup.

Just sending out resumes.
Want one?? LOL

[1B-DI]

God I hate resumes.

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Mine just isn't working!!

Not enough lies, I guess!!

Actually, there are none......

Maybe THAT'S the problem......

[1B-DI]

Yeah, maybe that's my problem too.

[Olikunmissile]

resumes? explain please

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I should change the part at the top that says....

"Simpsons fan seeks employment" :lol:

[Olikunmissile]

??? i dont understand, im confused

[1B-DI]

We're both looking for jobs, Oli. And apparently no one is terribly impressed with our résumés.

[Olikunmissile]

hmm, i see now...

sorry for being stupid

[1B-DI]

Oli's not stupid. STOP SAYING THAT! :D

[Olikunmissile]

aww, thanks, i may not be stupid, but its a holiday, so i switch my brain off

[gort]

It's probably just the Fry avatar diong it to ya!! LOL

Hey Beady....how do you get a tielde to post??

You know....the accent mark over the 'e' in resume...?

[1B-DI]

Press Alt and hit 130 on your 10-key pad. That will get the letter to pop up with the accent mark.

[Olikunmissile]

wtf? this is too technical for me, im outta here

[gort]

Won't work for me, but that's okay....I don't mind being a little comp illiterate....

[Olikunmissile]

meh, im kinda illiterate, espicaly when my brains not working

[1B-DI]

You could try to look it up too. I looked it up on Google so I could do my Spanish homework on the computer.

[Olikunmissile]

lol, mabye if i can be arsed

[1B-DI]

I can write all kinds of fun things now:

¿Dónde está mi piñata?

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Cool!!!


But I haven't seen your candy filled paper mache horsie.....

[1B-DI]

Did you notice how completely off topic we've gotten? :lol:

[gort]

Hey...it's MY thread!!!

Besides....isn't computer talk science related??

I think we're safe here!!!

*looks around for Predy*

Yup....safe! :D

[1B-DI]

Okay, if you say so! :D

[Olikunmissile]

hehe, safe from predy, yerrrr right, he has put a tracking beacon on 'his woman'

he will find us

[1B-DI]

He's pretty protective of me, that's for sure :lol:

[Olikunmissile]

pretty? lol he is obsessed with you

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We must stand together....or, most certainly, fall seperately!!!

[Olikunmissile]

hmm...if you say so

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Just a little historical type saying.......

Like one for all and all for one!!!

[Olikunmissile]

isnt it the other way round?

[0]

No its the way it is

[Olikunmissile]

i sware it goes all for one and one for all, meh screw the whole damn thing

[1B-DI]

Nah, he's not obsessed. He's hypnotized :lol:

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It works both ways.....please don't make me dig out my Three Musketeers book!!

[Olikunmissile]

difference?

hes' head over heels for you... i dont think he'll leave you alone :lol:

[1B-DI]

I'm okay with that :lol:

[Olikunmissile]

lol, next he'll be hanging on to your leg while your trying to walk somewhere :lol:

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Like a typical, crying, two year old!!!

Wah.

Wah.

Freakin' wah.

[Olikunmissile]

:lol: haha, i bet

[1B-DI]

Aw, he's not that bad.

[Olikunmissile]

just give it time!

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No...I wasn't saying Predy was like that.....the post just reminded me of kids I've seen.....


And wanted to beat!! LOL

(joking, of course)

[Olikunmissile]

meh, screaming little kids, i wanna beat them too

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Or the parents for letting them (or making them) scream!!!

[Olikunmissile]

meh, i hate them, unless they are family, then its ok

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That's the problem...right there!! LOL


BAM!!

[1B-DI]

Everytime I see a little kid cry, I want to laugh. Unless they're hurt, then that's just sad.

[Olikunmissile]

:lol: if i had kids, i would make sure that they are to be seen and not heard. :lol: im kidding

[gort]

Duct tape, my friend.

Duct tape.

[Olikunmissile]

i have not thought of that yet, good idea

[Pariah]

Uhh Duck tape your kids? Is that legal?

[Olikunmissile]

probably not, but who gives a damn?

[Gazereths]

But they HAVE transported small solid objects already!!!! Very small and for 12 or so feet.......


Could you give me a link or a site where i can read about this please..I would like to investigate some more!

[Olikunmissile]

me too come to think of it, im intruged now

[Pariah]

Link please now! I would like to see this so called "transportation".

[Olikunmissile]

yea, linky please

[Gazereths]

LINK , LINK, LINK!!!!!! :lol:

[gort]

It's somewhere in Europe and I don't recall where I saw it, but I've read about it and seen a story on it somewhere....some news show or discovery channel....

Sorry I can't remember....it was a while back.....

[1B-DI]

I'd love to help, but I don't know...I've only heard of teleportation of lasers and light particles.