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The Illusive Man
19-12-2011, 01:44 PM
My god the world will end up like it is in Homefront.

Kim Jong Il's Death: North Korea Waits for Kim Jong Un to Consolidate Power - TIME (http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2102781,00.html)

cinco
19-12-2011, 04:15 PM
Finally that tyrant is dead.

Locke
19-12-2011, 07:22 PM
I just played Homefront again.

EdgeCrusher
19-12-2011, 07:24 PM
homefront was.... disappointing.

Daddy Warbucks
19-12-2011, 07:24 PM
Now his crazy ass son can take over

Locke
19-12-2011, 07:33 PM
...

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ilovebender.com
19-12-2011, 07:46 PM
Now that's PIMP... ^ That video.... sh*t, I've never seen so many people cry, they must have loved him.

Locke
19-12-2011, 08:04 PM
Brainwashed people.

EdgeCrusher
19-12-2011, 08:47 PM
so about that video.... im gonna need everyone to calm down.

SuicideBooth
19-12-2011, 11:27 PM
My god the world will end up like it is in Homefront.

Kim Jong Il's Death: North Korea Waits for Kim Jong Un to Consolidate Power - TIME (http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2102781,00.html)

Oh the humanity! How will we ever live on?

Roxas
19-12-2011, 11:31 PM
yes his crazy ass son is gonna take power now i wonder what will happen

SuicideBooth
19-12-2011, 11:35 PM
It's North Korea vs The World.

Roxas
19-12-2011, 11:38 PM
:O
and rember team america lol
i bet he is ronley burning in hell now

SuicideBooth
19-12-2011, 11:41 PM
Vaguely. Ameeerica.... F*CK YEAH!

Roxas
19-12-2011, 11:49 PM
coming to save the mother fuin day yea

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 12:00 AM
I just don't understand North Korea. They think their way of life is somehow superior than that of the rest of the world while their country is completely militarised and their people constantly in famine.

Wanna hear one of Kim Jong's last ditch "heroic" efforts to raise the country's income? To assemble a bunch of hackers to steal virtual currency from various MMORPG games and sell it for real money. What a national hero!

Roxas
20-12-2011, 12:05 AM
lol ik right he took an arrow to the knee before he died

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 12:13 AM
Kim Jong used to be Jesus, helping the poor, making wine out of water until he took an arrow in the knee.

Roxas
20-12-2011, 12:15 AM
lolz XD good 1

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 12:37 AM
And now the power of North Korea falls into the hands of a 29-year-old...


... we're doomed.

Roxas
20-12-2011, 12:39 AM
yes we are they cant pronus there ls right lol

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 12:57 AM
All hail our new psycho leader.

Roxas
20-12-2011, 12:58 AM
wait hes not my leader

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 01:10 AM
Not yet.

Locke
20-12-2011, 02:21 AM
wait hes not my leader

Hes the leader of all,

Now hail the new leader!

Armageddon
20-12-2011, 03:04 AM
This will all be very interesting to watch. North Korea is in a very delicate state right now, the military leaders seem to be a little hesitant to accept Kim Jong Un, and he seems to know very little. South Korea seems to want to reunite with the North Koreans, but because the North Koreans are so poor, it will completely destroy the South Korean economy. Also, South Korea can't do anything drastic because Seoul is within range of North Korean missiles. And if South Korea tries to attack, it'll anger it's Japanese and U.S. allies, because North Korea supplies weapons to Chinam a major trading partner with the U.S. and Japan.

On the other hand, Kim Jong Un might just eat North Korea.

Roxas
20-12-2011, 03:04 AM
suck my balls locke lol

Locke
20-12-2011, 02:21 PM
suck my balls locke lol

I aint homosexual.

The Illusive Man
20-12-2011, 03:18 PM
He isn't Kim Jong-Il anymore, he's Kim Jong-Dead

cinco
20-12-2011, 04:22 PM
All those evildoers united in the afterlife. That can't mean much good.

The Illusive Man
20-12-2011, 04:24 PM
Least he wont be ronry in hell.

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 04:29 PM
Rooonry, I am so roooonry.

The Illusive Man
20-12-2011, 04:39 PM
Rooonry, I am so roooonry.

You should see all the comments on Youtube for those vids. lol

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 04:40 PM
I want Robert Mugabe to die so we can gt this apocalypse over with. lol

Kim Jong Il
Gaddafi
Bin Laden

all died ths year, - two were 'taken out' and one just got old.

cinco
20-12-2011, 04:42 PM
Is his corpse already eaten?

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 04:43 PM
Ew.

He ain't a dog you know.

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 04:44 PM
You should see all the comments on Youtube for those vids. lol

I sense the birth of a new meme.

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 04:45 PM
I sense the birth of a new meme.

That's cold, as far as N. Korea are concerned, that man was like Super Man to them, and now he's dead and they're really upset.

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 04:46 PM
Oh yeah, he was a real inspiration to us all.

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 04:47 PM
Oh yeah, he was a real inspiration to us all.

lol, LOL

cinco
20-12-2011, 04:48 PM
and now he's dead and they're really upset.

Then they should all kill themselves to honor him.

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 04:49 PM
Then they should all kill themselves to honor him.What have you got against N. Korea apart from they're brainwashed in the head and sound kind of funny?

cinco
20-12-2011, 04:52 PM
What have you got against N. Korea apart from they're brainwashed in the head and sound kind of funny?

Oh North-Korea, why can't you be more like South-Korea?

And sorry ilb, didn't know you had family over there.

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 04:55 PM
Maybe oneday Korea would be one and everyone will cheer, or maybe North Korea would... I don't know what's going on over there, maybe there'll be sum young Il who will carry on the family business.

cinco
20-12-2011, 04:56 PM
maybe there's be sum young Il who will carry n the family business.

Yeah, who doesn't want to oppress a whole country?

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 04:58 PM
Yeah, who doesn't want to oppress a whole country?

look at Hitler, he had Europe lol.

cinco
20-12-2011, 05:02 PM
And Eva Braun.

You see, being an oppressor also works as a chick-magnet.

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 05:03 PM
I like Michelle Obama :D, or the Queen lmao

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 05:04 PM
Maybe oneday Korea would be one and everyone will cheer, or maybe North Korea would... I don't know what's going on over there, maybe there'll be sum young Il who will carry on the family business.

Imagine all those North Koreans living in poverty flooding into South Korea... That'll do wonders for the economy!

cinco
20-12-2011, 05:06 PM
And The Simpsons will have more inbetween-animators also.

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 05:08 PM
Imagine all those North Koreans living in poverty flooding into South Korea... That'll do wonders for the economy!

There's this guy from New Zealand who went to Russia at the colasp of the USSR and became a Billionair I think, Russian style :sneaky2: - If I knew Korean, I'd look into trying to seize power somehow in North Korea.

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 05:10 PM
If I knew Korean, I'd look into trying to seize power somehow in North Korea.

First you'd have to master the language and then learn how to say stuff that makes absolutely no sense and then the people will follow you.

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 05:12 PM
First you'd have to master the language and then learn how to say stuff that makes absolutely no sense and then the people will follow you.

That sounds doable, actually. Just the mastering Korean part sounds sort of hard, but... I could do that. lol

SuicideBooth
20-12-2011, 06:11 PM
Wait a sec... Kim Jong's young and stupid son gets control of the nation's military and nuclear weaponry and the 2012 end of the world prophecy....

... Oh... my... God!

Roxas
20-12-2011, 07:16 PM
I want Robert Mugabe to die so we can gt this apocalypse over with. lol

Kim Jong Il
Gaddafi
Bin Laden

all died ths year, - two were 'taken out' and one just got old.

we need to wait on castro to

Armageddon
20-12-2011, 09:25 PM
Kim Jong Il, Gaddafi and Bin laden i'm glad to to see gone, but Castro is fine with me, he deserves to live

ilovebender.com
20-12-2011, 09:27 PM
Castro was bastard back in day. lol


Kim Jong ill?
No, Kim Jong dead!
Oh.

Armageddon
20-12-2011, 09:39 PM
Only because the U.S. was/is a total douche to Cuba.

frys_red_jacket
27-12-2011, 11:09 PM
ive never heard of him/her

The Illusive Man
28-12-2011, 03:47 PM
ive never heard of him/her

Its a guy, have you not seen Team America?

Prophet
28-12-2011, 08:36 PM
I killed him and absored his dragon soul.

nacirema
29-12-2011, 02:14 AM
i hope the world turns into 'homefront'.

i woke up wantin to kill me a commie.

Prophet
29-12-2011, 03:23 AM
Isn't that every morning though? I mean come on...Commies...they gotta die.

frys_red_jacket
29-12-2011, 09:11 PM
Its a guy, have you not seen Team America?

ive heard of it but not seen it

Armageddon
29-12-2011, 09:48 PM
If you have time FRJ, you should watch Inside North Korea (http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/National_Geographic_Inside_North_Korea/70061970?trkid=2361637), It's really eye-opening.

The Illusive Man
30-12-2011, 12:34 AM
I killed him and absored his dragon soul.

If you do it 20 times you get an achievement. lol

ive heard of it but not seen it

Its so funny, i totally recomend it.

SuicideBooth
30-12-2011, 12:57 PM
Watching all those people crying and mourning over him was just hilarious. It made me think they were either extremely brainwashed or threatened with death if they didn't.

The Illusive Man
30-12-2011, 01:02 PM
Looks like things wont change with his son.

SuicideBooth
30-12-2011, 01:30 PM
It'll probably be the same if not a whole lot worse.

nancy001
07-01-2012, 09:23 AM
neither super mario is homosexual.

frys_red_jacket
08-01-2012, 08:38 PM
neither super mario is homosexual.

???? :huh:

Locke
08-01-2012, 08:47 PM
LOL