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ilovebender.com
15-07-2011, 09:08 PM
You're so fat, that Burger King paid you to go away...

You're so fat jokes.

Armageddon
15-07-2011, 09:20 PM
Your so fat you have your own zip code

ilovebender.com
15-07-2011, 09:21 PM
Your so fat you have your own zip code
That's the spirit. lol

You're so fat, you jumped up and down and someone shouted 'EARTHQUAKE!!!'

neverthrive
15-07-2011, 09:30 PM
Your mom... 'Nuff said.

Armageddon
15-07-2011, 09:59 PM
You're so fat the maximum occupancy said 500 people or you

frys_red_jacket
15-07-2011, 11:19 PM
Your so fat people run around you for exercise

ilovebender.com
15-07-2011, 11:20 PM
You're so fat, the London Marathon is run around you, once.

frys_red_jacket
15-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Your so fat when you wear a yellow coat people shout out "cab"

neverthrive
15-07-2011, 11:23 PM
Your're so fat you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

ilovebender.com
15-07-2011, 11:26 PM
^LOL

You're so fat, you sat on the back of a bus/Double Decker, and the bus/Double Decker popped a wheelie!

neverthrive
15-07-2011, 11:28 PM
You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale! kabamf!

Party Poison
15-07-2011, 11:30 PM
You're so fat that when you went to the movies you sat next to EVERYONE.

neverthrive
15-07-2011, 11:34 PM
^that hurt my feewings... :'( lol

You're so fat when you went to buy a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean! Kaboomf!

frys_red_jacket
15-07-2011, 11:45 PM
Your so fat when you jump in the air you get stuck

Robot's_Best_Friend
16-07-2011, 12:29 AM
Can I move this to the forum games section? lol

Armageddon
16-07-2011, 12:39 AM
You're so fat you use a 10 gallon bucket for shots

ilovebender.com
16-07-2011, 06:20 AM
*cough *cough Yo Mama Game - Futurama Fan Forum (http://www.futuramaff.com/showthread.php?t=7342)

That's the 'yo mama thread'

You so fat, you gave Dracula Diabetes!

Can I move this to the forum games section? lolI could have swore I opened it there, but, if not, sure, go for it; my bad.

neverthrive
17-07-2011, 09:44 PM
You're so fat these jokes offend you!

frys_red_jacket
17-07-2011, 09:47 PM
your so fat fat your BMI is measured in acres

neverthrive
17-07-2011, 09:50 PM
You're so fat you have more rolls than a pastry truck.

frys_red_jacket
17-07-2011, 09:52 PM
your so fat so fat when your beeper goes off, people thought you're was backing up

neverthrive
17-07-2011, 10:06 PM
You're so fat your beeper is a microwave.

frys_red_jacket
17-07-2011, 10:10 PM
your so fat that your bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before you do

neverthrive
17-07-2011, 10:13 PM
You're so fat when you went to Tokyo random citizens started shouting "Run! It Godzilla!"

frys_red_jacket
17-07-2011, 11:33 PM
your so fat that when you bungee jumps, you bring down the bridge too

jerryshudson
26-07-2011, 11:13 PM
A healthy body is very good but a body in which the amount of fat is more it is very bad an can case several disease. Reducing the amount of fat from body is the best thing. Doing exercise regularly helps in loosing weight in gaining good health and well shape body.

Harvey
26-07-2011, 11:16 PM
Your so fat cars run out of petrol trying to swere around you!

ilovebender.com
27-07-2011, 12:44 AM
You're so fat, you don't drown, you sink.