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24-01-2011, 03:23 PM
Poke fun at various goverments and countries and life in general.
Like Political Satire, but, this just aims at norms & vaules as well as all that Government type stuff that make where you are a country... So just poke fun AT IT ALL and have fun :)
Euro-Dumbass;
"There's a reason why I don't leave the city..."
"It's because this island is ancient."
"It's because this island is green and..."
"Somehow, after all these
Decades and Centurys since the birth of..."
"My island nation that floats off Euroland."
"Way back when, like a..."
"Thousand years ago..."
"It still is green!?
"We're a small island, with a lot of history."
"So I guess that means a lot of people trying to keep
it green, so, I guess green is good so."
"That's cool."
"But then..."
"With the green, you get people living there."
"You get people in the bushes man!"
"Or maybe it was a Donkey that time?"
"But, they're decent, fine, people..."
"Much like you and me."
"I mean."
"Who doesn't enjoy dancing around the
May Pole?"
Ever seen The Wickerman?
No?
Me niether!
But I heard it was based on this thing I saw, called
The Wickerman (1973), 'Starring that late great actor dude'
So anyways, long story short, I'm afraid that if I go into the rural country out here in Euroland and leave the safety of the inner cities, my fear is someone will maybe jump out of a bush, kidnap me, and I'll be out cold as they set about burning me with a bunch of chickens and sh*t...
Euroland, we're old... Plus my island's small, and old and, it's still got all it's bushes left. :)
So that's cool.
Okay, so I say my island's small, but, when compared to how tiny Euroland is, we look sort of big lol.
Like Political Satire, but, this just aims at norms & vaules as well as all that Government type stuff that make where you are a country... So just poke fun AT IT ALL and have fun :)
Euro-Dumbass;
"There's a reason why I don't leave the city..."
"It's because this island is ancient."
"It's because this island is green and..."
"Somehow, after all these
Decades and Centurys since the birth of..."
"My island nation that floats off Euroland."
"Way back when, like a..."
"Thousand years ago..."
"It still is green!?
"We're a small island, with a lot of history."
"So I guess that means a lot of people trying to keep
it green, so, I guess green is good so."
"That's cool."
"But then..."
"With the green, you get people living there."
"You get people in the bushes man!"
"Or maybe it was a Donkey that time?"
"But, they're decent, fine, people..."
"Much like you and me."
"I mean."
"Who doesn't enjoy dancing around the
May Pole?"
Ever seen The Wickerman?
No?
Me niether!
But I heard it was based on this thing I saw, called
The Wickerman (1973), 'Starring that late great actor dude'
So anyways, long story short, I'm afraid that if I go into the rural country out here in Euroland and leave the safety of the inner cities, my fear is someone will maybe jump out of a bush, kidnap me, and I'll be out cold as they set about burning me with a bunch of chickens and sh*t...
Euroland, we're old... Plus my island's small, and old and, it's still got all it's bushes left. :)
So that's cool.
Okay, so I say my island's small, but, when compared to how tiny Euroland is, we look sort of big lol.