Decrees

[jle1993]

Okay, so its lame but seeing as I'm the 'Queen of Decrees', just for fun I thought I'd list the decrees here and such. Feel free to call me a big head and other insults.

Decree 001
Cubert's outta the kingdom, then.

Decree 002
I'm now Queen of Decrees

Decree 003
Cubert is a brat and any supporters of him shall be laughed at and then suffer the same fate as Cubert

Decree 004
It is legal and encouraged to murder Cubert

Decree 005
Each day there shall be a Cubert hunt to keep the clone population down, and for fun of course

Decree 006
Scruffy is to be royal treasurer

Decree 007
Pazuzu is royal enforcer

Decree 008
Frys_Red_Jacket is the court jester

Decree 009
Being mad and/or insane is a good thing

[frys_red_jacket]

erm i may be the only person to ask this but......whats a decree?

[0]

Like an official ruling

[jle1993]

Exactly. I take general opinion and make them offical

[Pazuzu]

Nice decrees... I support them fully. Anyone who disagrees faces my wrath! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[jle1993]

Fancy being an offical decree enforcer, just add a note in your sig if ya do

[Pazuzu]

Okie dokie then *does so*

[jle1993]

YAY, I HAVE STAFF!!!!

You are the first enforcer

[Pazuzu]

Wh00t, go me, go me!!!

[jle1993]

*PARTY*

[gort]

Could you decree that Scruffy is treasurer?


He's cool.

[jle1993]

Done

[0]

Good. Scruffy can be a good treasurer because he just believes in it so much *sob*

[jle1993]

Plus if Gort recomended him then he'll do a good job

[gort]

But if he keeps showing up with expensive haircuts, we'll have an investigation...

[bending_unit_22]

Just hope that his haircut doesn't lose it's pazzazz.

[0]

Well he does have nice hair...

[1B-DI]

I like Decree 006!

[Pazuzu]

I like decrees 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6... WAIT THAT'S ALL OF THEM!!! :D I shall enforce them...

[gort]

Zuzu the enforcer!!! Tremble at the awesome sight of her power!!!!

[jle1993]

Then bow as the queen comes through...wait...I'm the queen!

[frys_red_jacket]

quenn??.....is that a new word for queen :lol:
all hail quenn jle!!

[jle1993]

I edited it, a queenly mistake is all it was...:lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

crap!! now i look stupid.....ah well thats nothing new :lol:

[jle1993]

I would say edit yours, but then you wouldn't look silly :lol:

[frys_red_jacket]

id look even stupider :lol:

[jle1993]

It don't matter, now I have a jester :lol:

[gort]

Perfect!!!

Reddy Weddy the court Jester wester!!

[1B-DI]

Queens never make mistakes. It's everyone else who's wrong. :lol:

[gort]

Yup.


Just ask Marie Antoinette.

[1B-DI]

I just saw that movie, btw.

[gort]

I know.


You couldn't PAY me to see it. Modern music in it?? Blecch!!

Like that crappy Romeo and Juliet gangster movie......sheesh!

[jle1993]

I know! What a way to wreck a perfect romance tragidy.

And you're right, I'm not wrong, ever!

[1B-DI]

It was actually kind of interesting. It sort of reflected the rockstar-style life she lived. Made it seem more relevant to the modern day. But now I keep forgetting to return the DVD to Blockbuster and it's 3 days past due....oh well. I'll take it back tomorrow when I have time.

[gort]

I haven't liked ANY of Sophia Coppolas movies.......

[1B-DI]

I liked Lost in Translation.

[gort]

That's the one I hate most.


Sorry.

[jle1993]

I've never heard of the lady

[gort]

She is the daughter of Francis Coppola ( Godfather director ) and she made the film 'Lost in Translation'....

And....'Marie Antoinette'

[1B-DI]

You didn't like Lost in Translation?

We can't be friends anymore. Sorry.



(Of course you know I'm kidding)

[gort]

Nothing happens in the film. It's slow, moody and has NO payoff. Instead of feeling sorry for Bill Murrays' character, I felt sorry for me having to watch Bill Murrays' character.
I did, however, like Punch Drunk Love, which lots of people hate.....


Go figure.

[frys_red_jacket]

i was gonna rent punch drunk love years ago but the girl in the rental store soon talked me out of it

[gort]

It's odd, and I'm not a huge Adam Sandler fan, but I thought it was a sweet little romantic art film. Not funny, as you might expect.......quirky.

Plus.....the soundtrack cd is great!!

[1B-DI]

I heard Punch Drunk Love was really good. I should rent it....

[gort]

It's the kind of movie I never reccomend......most people don't like it.

You might, though......Hmmm.....

Let me know!!!

[beccal1993]

JLE1993
You are mad!

[gort]

Why is she mad? Gort confused.

[frys_red_jacket]

me too, would helped to quote which post you're on about becca

[jle1993]

A very random post, maybe she thinks I'm mad for making myself queen?

Anywho, if thats the case I'm happy to be mad

[frys_red_jacket]

good for you :D,

[gort]

Suppose we'll never know what was meant......

Rats!!
I hate that....

[jle1993]

Just assume something or other to satify yourself

[gort]

Knowledge doesn't work that way.

That's what Bush and Fundamentalist Christians do.

No thanks.

[jle1993]

Bush sucks

[gort]

Yes.....both those things I wrote, do.

[1B-DI]

Well then, I'm glad I'm not either of those.



Anymore.

[Pazuzu]

I like Decree 9 a lot! :P

[gort]

But that's crazy!!!!!!

Oh....wait....

nevermind.

[jle1993]

Crazy is good Gort, I made that just so you'd be allowed in society

[Pazuzu]

:lol: wh00t! go jle!!!!!!

[jle1993]

Buuuurn Gort, you feel that? You just got Queened

[gort]

This is an OUTRAGE!!!!!


I am Lord Gortimort!!!

Heed my will!!!!

stupid knaves.......hmmph....

[jle1993]

KNAVE! You pompose upstart of a lord! I am Queen Jlenevere!

[Pazuzu]

:lol: Lord Gortimort?!?!?!?! where did THAT come from?

[jle1993]

A different thread knave, in a few more posts you'll be able to find it

[gort]

I refuse to bow before a queen who hath naught but the poorest of spelling skills!!!

If it is thy will for my outrages to be offensive to thee, and thou dost find me, indeed...pompous....then, forsooth!!!!

I fall before you, within the beating breast of the kingdom.....failing at my own hand, dearest Queen!!!

*GASP*

[jle1993]

Thou art forgiven, arise Sir Gortimore.

[gort]

( He can't......didn't you read his last words?? His sword ended his sorrow )

[1B-DI]

THAT was dramatic...:?

[jle1993]

I am Queen and I order you to get up, don't make me call Merlin!

[1B-DI]

Oh, Merrrrrrrrrrlin

[jle1993]

Who's Merlinette? I'm Queen Jlenevere, and he's Sir Gortimore, you can be Bdlin if you like...

[1B-DI]

Sorry, misread your post. LOL

[jle1993]

Could you reserect ol' Sir Gortimore please Bdlin