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Gurman169
18-02-2007, 01:37 PM
Ryvul Fan Script

A Bill-ion Times Before


FADE IN
10am; Planet Express interior.

Farnsworth walks into the meeting room with a box in his hands.

FARNSWORTH
Good news everyone! Today I was
supposed to give you swords to
deliver to Katano-3, the blade planet, but
it merged with Cardio-4, the blood planet.

LEELA
How is that good news?

FARNSWORTH
Since the two planets merged together,
it is now called Cardiano-7, and you must
find the source of the merging, and restore
the two planets to their original forms,
then deliver the swords.

FRY
Too bad we don’t get to play
with them or find out
what kind they are.

ZOIDBERG
So what kind of swords
are they?

Zoidberg lifts the lid.

FARNSWORTH
No peaking!

Farnsworth hits Zoidberg’s claw three times with a hammer.

FARNSWORTH
I don’t know what kind of swords
these are, but they must arrive at
their destination as soon as possible.

RYVUL
How do we know what we’re
delivering if we don’t know
what it is?
FARNSWORTH
Isn’t the fact that they’re swords
a fair enough description?
Now stop getting on my nerves
and get on with your mission!


NEW SCENE
The Planet Express ship sails into outer space.
CUT TO
Planet Express ship interior.

RYVUL
Is the Professor always like that
whenever he hands out a mission?

BENDER
The guy’s 165, whadya expect?

LEELA
What matters more is getting
these swords to their destination.

CUT TO
Planet Express ship exterior.

A blue liquid comet shoots from a planet and into the ship.

CUT TO
Planet Express ship interior.
The blue liquid takes the form of a blue ninja.

BENDER
Uh-oh!

FRY
Looks like we got ourselves a hitchhiker!

The ninja kneels before the crew.

LIQUID NINJA
Forgive me for stowing on board.

BENDER
No!

RYVUL
Let him talk. It seems
he has a lot on his mind.
(to ninja)
Let’s start out with who
you are first.

KYTEL
I am Kytel of Planet Trisol.

FRY
Wait a minute. I thought
Trisolians had no feet and
they were all drips.

KYTEL
The people on the side you went
on had less detail than the side I
came from. On my side,
the Emperor was unforgiving
for my mistakes.

FADE TO
Trisol interior.
Kytel kneels before the Emperor.

KYTEL (VO)
No matter what I did
for the Emperor, I could not
satisfy him.

CUT TO
Kytel steals warrior clothing and runs off putting it on.

KYTEL (VO)
Fearing execution, I stole one of
the Emperor’s soldier uniforms,
put them on and used my telescopic
vision to look for the nearest
ship flying by, and I found yours.

Kytel takes the form of a blue comet and blasts off into space.

FADE BACK
Planet Express interior.


RYVUL
That sounds almost identical to
my history. I can’t leave anyone who
shares my pain out in the cold.

BENDER
I can.

LEELA
Bender, leave Kytel alone,
can’t you see he’s suffered enough?

BENDER
No!

Leela hits Bender in the back of his head with an iron club knocking him flat on his stomach.

LEELA
Come on Kytel, you’re
riding up front with me.

CUT TO
Space
The Planet Express ship zigzags past a few planets.

CUT TO
Planet Express ship interior

Leela drives the ship with Kytel standing behind her seat.

KYTEL
So where exactly are we going?

LEELA
We’re going to the planet Cardiano-7
to deliver a box full of swords.
According to our Professor, Cardiano-7
is two worlds merged into one.
Katano-3, the blade planet, and Cardio-4,
the blood planet.




KYTEL
I’ve been to both of those planets
on my missions when I was still slave
to the Emperor.

LEELA
I heard you telling my friends
about yourself. Your history
is a lot like Ryvul’s history.

KYTEL
He told me.

LEELA
You’ll have to forgive Bender
for his surliness, but it’s just
the way he is.

KYTEL
My Emperor was far worse
than your friend.

LEELA
How so?

KYTEL
He would never forgive me
for my mistakes.
Whenever I forgot something
or made one minor mistake,
he would sentence me to polish
his whole throne without missing
a spot. He was very demanding.
He would never let me rest
whenever I had to. That’s why
I stole his warrior clothes and
stowed onto your ship.

LEELA
To me, this all sounds like
an act of desperation for freedom.
You were right, your Emperor did
sound like he was more demanding
and selfish than Bender.


KYTEL
All I seek is a master who will
forgive me for my mistakes and
send me on missions that are not
nearly impossible.

LEELA
Well Kytel, our current mission
is to deliver the box of swords
to Cardiano-7 which I hope
shouldn’t be so hard.

CUT TO
The ship arrives to Cardiano-7.

FADE OUT

FADE IN
Cardiano-7 interior.

The ship lands on the surface of Cardiano-7; the ground is steel and the rivers are of a crimson liquid.
CUT TO

The crew steps out onto the surface with the box; every step they take gives off a clanking noise; Fry notices something strange.

FRY
Whoa! Check it out!

LEELA
We all know why the ground
is giving off that clanking noise.

FRY
No, there’s another box right here.

PAN OUT
Ryvul, Leela, Bender, and Kytel notice the box Fry found.

FRY
Looks like another Planet Express
tried to deliver something
here too, but were swept away by
an unknown force.

BENDER
So what’s in the box?
Radioactive booze?
Virtual Playbot?

RYVUL
Looks like there’s only
one way to find out.

Ryvul carefully removes the lid from the box; a strange glow gives off from the inside; seven people pop out of the box and fall on the ground; they get up to dust themselves revealing that they are the main cast from Kill Bill; Uma Thurman; David Carradine, Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, and Chiaki Kuriyama.

MICHAEL
How the hell’d we get out here?
David were you toying with stuff
you shouldn’t again?

DAVID
No. For a minute I was looking
at this portal that opened in front of
me and the next it pulled us all through.

FRY
Wait a minute! Is that the
main cast from Kill Bill?

RYVUL
(holds Fry back)
Don’t act surprised,
they hate when you do that.

UMA
(to Ryvul)
Do you know of any way we
can get out of here?

LEELA
You can climb aboard our ship
and we can get you back to Earth.
Is there something you’re running from?

LUCY
There’s this gas that keeps making
us do these lameass Shakespeare plays.
FRY
Did you say “gas?”
You couldn’t be talking about…..

MELLLVAR (OC)
Yes they are!

BENDER
But I thought you were the
Ultimate Star Trek fan.

MELLLVAR
I’m the ultimate fan
of many things.
Especially films by
Quentin Tarantino.
I’ve gotten me some of the finest
actors known in the universe to do
all my favorite Shakespeare plays.
(laughs triumphantly)

RYVUL
I’d hate to burst your bubble
Melllvar, but…

MELLLVAR
Hey, I find that offensive.
I am very much like a bubble.

RYVUL
As I was saying, Shakespeare
is outdated. Nobody’s into
his stuff anymore.

MELLLVAR
Yeah? Well what
do you suggest?

CUT TO


CUT TO
David and Vivica are reenacting a scene from Blazing Saddles.



DAVID
I don’t know if you
know who I am but,
They used to call me….
The Waco Kid.

VIVICA
Didn’t he have the
fastest hands in the west?

DAVID
Until the day I was shot in
the ass by some kid pretending
to be a bandit. Ever since that
time, I’ve been trapped inside
a whisky bottle for a number of days.

CUT TO

Lucy comments on Ryvul’s choice in theater.

LUCY
You picked a good one Ryvul.
I’d take Mel Brooks over
William Shakespeare anyday.
Or should I call him
“Shakesrear.”

RYVUL
There’s plenty more where
that came from.

CUT TO
David and Daryl are reenacting Young Frankenstein.

DARYL
I have a quick question
Dr. Frankenstein.

DAVID
(turns to Daryl)
The name’s “Frahnkensteen.”

DARYL
What’s that you said?

DAVID
I said…that my
name…is pronounced
“Frahnkensteen.”

CUT TO
David and Chiaki as Fredrick and Igor
CHIAKI
Walk this way.
Chiaki walks down the steps sideways hunched over with a cane in her hand; She gives the cane to David who does the same thing.
CUT TO
Michael comments on Ryvul’s choice.

MICHAEL
You sure know how to put
together a play Ryvul.
Mel Brooks is a lot better
than Shakespeare. David does
a good Gene Wilder.

RYVUL
Who says I have no
sense of humor?

Bender runs on camera.

BENDER
(shouting)
I get to be in the
next play!

CUT TO
Michael and Bender are reenacting Monty Python.

BENDER
You call that a wound?
That was just a scratch!

MICHAEL
A scratch? I chopped
your arm off!

BENDER
No you didn’t.

MICHAEL
Oh yeah? Well what’s
that lying next to you on
the ground?

BENDER
It’s only a flesh wound.
Nothin’ serious.

MICHAEL
Don’t make me bite
your legs off!

BENDER
I’ll bite your arms off!

Michael and Bender clash swords.

MELLLVAR
So Ryvul, you think you’re
a better director than
me don’t you?

RYVUL
Anyone’s a better director
than a Shakespeare director.

MELLLVAR
If you think Shakespeare is
outdated, why don’t you try
something that’s not comedy
like Stephen King?

RYVUL
I would, but I think
there needs to be more
laughter in plays for those
who wish to be comedians.

MELLLVAR
But not every actor is a
comedian. What about Sean Penn?
He plays a lot of serious rolls.



RYVUL
He wasn’t so serious in
Fast Times at Ridgemont High,
and everyone likes him the
best there.

Daryl walks up next to Ryvul.

DARYL
Yeah! Everyone deserves a
funny role. To lose your sense
of humor is like a fate
worse than death.

MELLLVAR
Come on Ryvul, I got lots of
things you can download for a
Stephen King play.

A lighter cloud appears next to Melllvar with various icons.

MELLLVAR
I got evil clowns, bloody blondes,
dirty axe wielding maniacs, wild dogs…

RYVUL
‘Fraid not Melllvar. I think I’m
happy with my own selection.

The lighter cloud shrinks down to nothing.

MELLLVAR
Then I have no choice but to
pit you and the Kill Bill cast
against each other in a fight to
the death!

Ryvul’s eyes light up in fear.

MELLLVAR
And to offer you a buffet that
only serves rice and warm sake.

Ryvul looks at Melllvar in ridicule.


MELLLVAR
It’s poisonous!

RYVUL
Either way, I still don’t
care for rice and sake.

Melllvar pauses for a minute.

MELLLVAR
Oh!

FADE OUT

FADE IN
Cardiano-7 interior.

Melllvar contemplates on who should be on which team.




MELLLVAR
Okay, I’ve figured out how my
deathgame is going to workout.
Fry, Leela, and Bender, you’ve already
played my game, so you three can watch safely
from the ship. As for the rest of you,
Ryvul, Uma and Kytel shall be Team 1, while
Team 2 will be everyone who was the Deadly
Viper Assassination Squad, and Chiaki.
Wait a minute, I forgot something.

Melllvar drifts off to the ship.

MELLLVAR
Didn’t you guys have a
package of swords to deliver?

FRY
Did we what?

LEELA
Just give him the package.


FRY
What package?

LEELA
You’re holding it retard.

Fry still sits there confused.
LEELA
Just give me the package.

Leela takes the package from Fry’s hands and gives it to Melllvar. Melllvar opens the package.

MELLLVAR
Ah yes, my shiny swords.
Just what I need for the deathgame.

Melllvar takes his swords and gives them to all his participants.

MELLLVAR
Now listen, this is gonna be
one hell of a bloodbath. Feel free
to use your own weapons
if you brought them with you.
But be warned, do nothing until
I say when to begin.
(pause)
Okay you can start now.

CUT TO

Ryvul, Uma, and Kytel brace themselves for combat.

RYVUL
I never thought this would be
for real. Pitted against everyone
who played the Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad.

UMA
At least you got the main
heroine by your side.

KYTEL
And a liquid ninja.

RYVUL
This should be interesting.
Garnet Spider and Black Mamba.
(to Kytel)
What’s your code name Kytel?

KYTEL
I never had one.

CUT TO
David, Lucy, Vivica, Michael, Daryl, and Chiaki, plan what they’re going to do.

MICHAEL
If I know of a way to get a good
start for our team, we should find a way
to sneak up on the other team or
cause a distraction somehow.

DARYL
What about your shotgun full
of rock salt? Nobody in the
audience expected that.

MICHAEL
I know, but we don’t wanna
kill anybody, we’re all just actors.
I’ll have to load up my gun with blanks.

Michael loads his gun up with blanks.

CHIAKI
I’ll sneak up behind the other
team and take them down with
my flail.

VIVICA
That’s a stone cold
idea, awww yeah!

CUT TO
Uma, Ryvul, and Kytel search carefully for the other team.

UMA
Stay alert.
Anything can happen.

Ryvul stops to scope out the place, unaware of the flail soaring behind him; Ryvul gets hit by the flail. Team 1 is surrounded by Team 2; the battle is on; Uma and Daryl cross swords; Michael shoots his shotgun at Ryvul; Ryvul jumps over Michael’s projectile and air kicks him; Vivica takes out her knife pointing it at Kytel; Vivica throws her knife; Kytel forms into a puddle; the puddle moves under Vivica’s exposed hand, rises to physical form to uppercut her; Michael strangleholds Ryvul

RYVUL
Wait!
(throws Michael off)
We don’t have to
(punches David)
keep doing this to each other!
(side kicks Vivica)

Lucy tries to cut Kytel in half with her sword; Kytel jumps back, forms into a comet, and rams into Lucy sending her flying back; Kytel takes physical form; a chain wraps around Kytel’s neck; Kytel takes hold of the chain trying to take it off.
PAN TOWARD
Chiaki pulls the chain she threw at Kytel.

Uma and Daryl still have their swords crossed; Daryl hears her screams remembering what happened to her in Kill Bill; Uma thrusts her hand for Daryl’s eye; Daryl catches Uma’s arm in midair.

DARYL
Not this time!

Daryl elbows Uma in the stomach, the back, and the head sending her rolling backward.

Chiaki continues to pull Kytel in with her chain.

KYTEL
I….c…can’t b…
bring myself to….
k…kill you!

Ryvul throws his sword down and takes out his hookswords to cut Chiaki’s chain;
Chiaki takes out her knife and yells as she charges towards Ryvul; Ryvul grabs Chiaki by the throat.

RYVUL
Not smart!

Ryvul throws Chiaki in the air and delivers an uppercut sending her flying into a stack of urns breaking them; Daryl steps up to Ryvul with her katana.
DARYL
So, you’re Garnet Spider
aren’t you?

RYVUL
How did you know
my code name?

DARYL
I know you by those hookswords.
Also I’ve seen you a lot.

Ryvul looks at Daryl confused.

DARYL
Think you can take
me on?

Daryl raises her sword.

RYVUL
Like I have a choice!

Ryvul and Daryl clash their swords; Ryvul swerves from Daryl’s low swing; Ryvul catches Daryl’s vertical swing with his hooks; Daryl knees Ryvul in the stomach following up with elbowing his stomach, back and swings her fist at his chin knocking him flat on his back; Ryvul lies on the floor writhing in agony; He tries to get up, but Daryl holds him down with her foot on his chest and her sword to his throat.

DARYL
You may be Garnet Spider,
but I’m California Mountain Snake.
And Snakes eat Spiders for breakfast!

Daryl forces her sword to Ryvul’s throat as he tries to resist.

RYVUL
Not this one!

Ryvul kicks Daryl off.
PAN TOWARD
Daryl is about to get her head skewered on a stalagmite. The stalagmite gives off a shine.

RYVUL
(SM)
NOOOOOO!
SM
Ryvul dives in with his arms out saving Daryl from the stalagmite.

DARYL
You saved me, why?

RYVUL
I wouldn’t want you
to lose your eye for real.
And I don’t want to play this
stupid game anymore!
It never should’ve even
been thought of!

UMA
(steps up)
He’s right.
This whole game is stupid.
Melllvar’s just using us like
pawns in an unknown game of death.

LEELA
(steps up)
Looking at Melllvar, I
think Bender’s right,
he is a cheesy effect.
Did you ever notice how he
glows and you can see
right through him?
Well let’s go find out who
Melllvar really is!

KYTEL
I can take you there.
I’ve been on both of these
planets many times during
my missions.

Kytel leads Ryvul, Leela, Uma, Daryl, and Chiaki to where he believes Melllvar is being operated; Melllvar appears.

MELLLVAR
Where do you think you guys
are going? I don’t see any corpses
lying about!

UMA
Chiaki?

Chiaki takes out her knife and cuts through the curtain revealing a nerd in his 30’s.

NERD BEHIND THE CURTAIN
(as Melllvar)
You will do as I say
and continue to fight in the
deathgame!
(turns and gasps)
The great Melllvar
has spoken!

Leela steps up behind the nerd looming over his shoulder.

NERD
(as Melllvar)
Do not concern yourselves
with that nerd behind the curtain!
You will fight in my game
and… you… will….

The nerd looks up to an angry Leela scared white in the face; Uma tosses Leela her katana; The nerd tries to get up and run away; Leela grabs the nerd by the back of his collar, leans him over on his chair, and starts spanking him with the sword.

LEELA
(spanking the nerd
with the sword)
This is what you get for
screwin’ around with the
Kill Bill cast and my crew!

Leela shoves the sword up the nerd’s ass; the nerd is screaming out like a sissy; the nerd runs off screaming with the sword caught up his butt.

LEELA
Keep that steel stainless!

UMA
You handled him more brutally
than I did with that little guy
from the Crazy 88’s.


LEELA
He had it coming.
Now let’s get you guys back
to Earth.

The world begins to shake.

LEELA
This doesn’t feel good.
We’d better get off of this
planet pronto!

CUT TO
Planet Express ship interior.
Leela rushes into the ship with Ryvul, Kytel, and the whole Kill Bill cast, starts the engine and takes off.

CUT TO
Space
As the ship leaves Cardiano-7, the planet divides back into the two worlds it used to be.

CUT TO
Ship interior.
RYVUL
The planets, they’re back
into their original form.

LEELA
Bender, you sure were right about
Melllvar being a cheesy effect.

BENDER
And Ryvul, you sure knew
the true meaning of entertainment
when you were getting the cast to
reenact Mel Brooks and Monty Python.

LUCY
Hey Bender, if you want, we
can watch some Young Frankenstein
in bed.

BENDER
Whatever you say Liu.


FRY
Awww. I thought Lucy Liu would
be my dream date!

Vivica comes up behind Fry.

VIVICA
You can sleep with me
if you want Fry.

FRY
Oh. Okay.

RYVUL (CU)
Every couple I see say they
want to get together “in bed.”
Me, I just don’t see anyone riding
my pink pony. I just…
don’t feel it’s right.

CHIAKI
That’s okay.

Chiaki walks up to Ryvul and looks at him for a moment; Chiaki grabs Ryvul’s face and kisses him on the lips.

Uma walks up to Ryvul.

UMA
(to Ryvul)
Just because you’re close
friends with a special girl
doesn’t mean you have to
have sex with her. When
you befriended Leela, sex wasn’t
the first thing on your mind, you saw
her as your master and protector.
When you befriended me, you saw
me as a partner when we were
in Melllvar’s deathgame.


RYVUL
Even if Daryl wasn’t on the
same team as us, I didn’t want to
kill her or anyone else in the game.
RYVUL (cnt’d)
That’s why I saved her from
getting her head impaled by
that stalagmite.

UMA
Exactly. You see Ryvul,
you are a hero.

Uma wraps Ryvul in her arms holding him close; Uma loosens up; Michael comes up to Ryvul.

MICHAEL
Hey Ryvul,
you sure put together a
helluva lotta plays. Maybe the
next time Quentin Tarantino makes
a movie and he’s got any of
us in it, I was hoping
you could be a part
of it too.

RYVUL
(filled with excitement)
Why I…I’d love that!

Daryl comes up behind Ryvul and places her arm around his shoulder.

DARYL
Hey Ryvul, I just wanted
to say thanks for saving me
from a fate worse than death.

RYVUL
Like I said, I wouldn’t want you
to lose your eye for real.
You still look badass with
that eye patch.

Daryl giggles and kisses Ryvul on the cheek.

CUT TO
Kytel talks to Leela.



KYTEL
Did I do well in helping you
restore the two planets to
their former glory?

LEELA
Not only did you help us in
restoring Katano-3 and Cardio-4,
and helping us with our delivery,
you were also able to reveal
to us who Melllvar really was.
Well done, Lieutenant Kytel.

Kytel bows before Leela.

CUT TO
CU
Bender prepares the camera.

BENDER
Say Bloodbath!

CUT TO
LS
The Kill Bill cast and the Planet Express crew are all in the picture.

EVERYONE
(simultaneously)
Bloodbath!

Their picture is taken.

FADE TO BLACK

END CREDITS
The nerd is running up to the Mommy Melllvar with the sword up his ass.

MOMMY MELLLVAR
Good god Melllvar,
what happened to you?

MELLLVAR
Some one eyed lady
stuck a sword up my ass!


MOMMY MELLLVAR
All right bend over,
I’ll get it out. You ready?

Mommy Melllvar has a hold on the sword stuck up Melllvar’s butt.

MOMMY MELLLVAR
One…Two…
Three.

Mommy Melllvar pulls the sword out of Melllvar’s butt.

MELLLVAR
(screams)
Oh for the love of God!

MOMMY MELLLVAR
Wow, that’s gotta hurt!

Gurman169
18-02-2007, 03:44 PM
Guman169 Script



The King and Fry.

(Starts off with us Seeing a special news report then Linda and Morbo)

Linda: Hi, I’m Linda (whatever her last name is) and today we have some great news don’t we Morbo.

Morbo: Pathetic Humans and their News, when Morbo’s Planet comes to destroy all humans you won’t be smiling.

Linda: Oh hahahahaha, Morbo your so funny some times.

(Scene Cuts to them all at the meeting table with Professor Farnsworth Standing up.)

Professor: “Horrific News Everyone” I have reason to believe that something big is coming our way.

Fry: That’s what she said.

Leela: Fry shut up, now Professor what makes you believe that something “BIG” is coming towards us.

Professor: Well I was using my smell-o-scope when a peculiar smell came in to view.

Bender: I think the old man fell of his rocking chair, I know I’m a robot an all but I’m pretty something can’t come into view with your noise.

Professor: I did not say that you piece of talking garbage.

Bender: Yes you did.

Professor: Fine, I’m sick of this, Zoidberg no food for today.

Zoidberg: ( Sounding Sad )ooooooohhhh

Professor: Anyway, where was I.

Bender: The smell-o-scope, the big thing coming our way.

Fry: That’s what she said.

Professor: Oh yes now I remember, It was a smell I’ve never smelt it before something not from around here.

Fry: Did it smell like a big ball of garbage.

Professor: Oh heavens no, and anyway Zoidberg sitting right there.

Zoidberg: When I thought I was down they just keep bringing me lower and lower.

Amy: Professor what could it be.

Professor: I don’t know, I just don’t know.

Commercial Break

(Scene Cuts to Fry, Leela and Bender talking around the Planet Express ship)

Fry: Okay this time I know it the old man has totally lost it.

Leela: No, he hasn’t what if he’s really telling the truth what if this is something that could change the world.

Bender: Well if something does happen, I call the bomb shelter.

Leela: We have a bomb shelter and why was I never informed of this all those times we were in danger and could have gone down there for safety.

Fry: What gives Bender, what gives, where is this shelter anyway?

Bender: It’s behind the empty locker over there. (points to the bunch of lockers and all there names on the lockers except one plain nameless locker.)

Fry: I always wondered what that locker was for, Bender how did you know about the bomb shelter anyway?

Bender: I used to play hide and seek with a friend down there when I was young I wondered what happened to that guy.

(Scene cuts to them Walking into the locker and down stairs when they finally reach this big door.)

Leela: Bender, what’s the combination?

Bender: There is no combination.

Fry: What do you mean?

(Bender hits the wall next to him and door opens up to another bunch of stairs.)

Leela: Wow that’s pretty handy.

(They walk down the stairs to find another Vault type door.)

Leela: Alright what’s the combination.

Bender: 1, 2,3

Leela: So your telling me after all secrets tunnels and secret doors that the combination is 1,2,3.

Bender: Yep

( Leela types in the combination and the door opens and some guy runs out (His name is Bruno))

Bruno: Oh Bender, you finally found me that must have been the longest hide and go seek game ever.

Bender: Oh yeah hide and go seek. (like he’s obviously forgot.)

Fry: Who is this guy?

Bender: Oh this is……(Gets interrupted by Bruno.)

Bruno: Well were best friends of course who do you think I was, Bender wouldn’t be searching for me for years if he wasn’t my best friend.

(Fry looks down as he’s sad)

Fry: Oh, okay.

(Scene cuts to thousands of Ships flying through space with Earth in view.)

Commercial Break

(Scene starts with Fry and Bender sitting on their couch when the turn on the T.V to see a broadcaster getting shot at and explosions everywhere.)

Broadcaster: Alien attack, the Morbonians have come to “take back their king” The Morbonians are saying that their King has been lost for many years.

(Scene Cuts back to the couch)

Leela: (Yelling) Everyone you better get in here
(You see everyone come running into the room)

Amy: What’s going on?

Leela: Alien attack.

Amy: Again that’s like the third one this week.

(Scene cuts back to the T.V.)


Linda: So why are they attacking us?

Broadcaster: They say that they received word that their king was here on earth.

Linda: That’s weird what do think of that Morbo…………….

(Silence)

Linda: Morbo

( Scene Cuts to everyone watching the T.V. )

Leela: Alright, everyone get in the bomb shelter.

Professor: What Bomb shelter?

Bender: You know the one behind the locker.

Professor: That’s not a Bomb Shelter that’s Scruffy’s Janitor Closest.

Leela: What’s with all the secrecy?

Scruffy: Scruffy doesn’t know, kind of makes Scruffy feel like a secret agent.

Fry: Alright Whatever lets go into the Janitor’s Bomb Shelter or whatever it is.

(Scene cuts to everyone running into the Shelter.)

Fry: How come their King has just contacted them now?

Professor: Now I think this is all my fault.

Amy: Professor how could this possible be your fault?

Professor: Well a couple weeks back someone approached me to make a machine that could send messages to far away distances that a machine has ever been able to be reached. I called it a Distance Machine. Plus, It would only takes a couple minutes to reach the Morbonian’s Planet.

Bender: Who was this guy?

Professor: His name was Morbo.

Fry: The Guy from T.V.?

Professor: Yes, that Morbo.

Leela: But I don’t get it, how do you know that Morbo is the Morbonian’s King.

Professor: When ever the Morbonians elect a king his name is changed to the name of their species so Morbonian but for short Morbo.

Bender: What are we going to do?

Professor: I’m going to go and save this planet.

Bruno: I’ll help you.

(Everyone starts clapping and yelling)

Professor: Let’s go save planet earth.

(You see the professor walking like and inch per step(Everyone’s still yelling yeah and the longer it takes to reach the door the softer the yelling gets) Finally you see bender pick the professor up and throw him through the door.)

Bender: So what do we do now.

Fry: Anybody up for a game of Monopoly

Everyone: I’m in.

(Scene cuts to Morbo getting ready and packing to leave when he turns on the T.V.)

Broadcaster: The attack is over the Morbonians are retreating.

Morbo: What no this can’t be, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Broadcaster: No warning they just dropped their weapons and are leaving I’m so confused


(Scene cuts back to the Janitor’s Bomb Sheltor Thing, when there’s a knock on the door.)

Bender: Who is it?

Professor: It’s me you idiot.

(Bender opens the door)

Fry: Did you do it, did you save Earth?

Professor: mmmmmmmm Oh yes know I remember, Yes I did.

Amy: How did you do it?

Professor: Well, first I made another Distance Machine, then I called the Morbonians home planet that their king being on Earth was a misunderstanding and that he was on the planet of Omircron Persei 100 the furthest planet from here. 50 years to be correct.

Fry: Wait where is Bruno.

Professor: Oh Bruno, oh I told him that Bender was playing hide and go seek and that he was hiding on one of the Morbonians ships.

Bender: Oh thank God he was really starting to annoy me.

Fry: Wait so If I got this right the Morbonians are just going to realize it’s a lie after they kill everyone on Omicron Persei 100 and then they will come back and kill everyone on Earth in 100 years.

Professor:I know and by then hopefully I will be dead.

Leela: What about all those innocent People that will die.

Professor:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ(Sleeping)

Gurman169
18-02-2007, 03:52 PM
Bender-unit-22 Entry

This is an episode of my show I am entering in the contest. It's called Sick Daze. First I'll tell you what the episode is about then I'll put the episode. It wil be divided into different parts though since it's long. Also you probably won't know any of these characters since I made them up. Now here's the description of the episode. It starts off with Pinky and her cousins trying to stop Dark Pinky, Pix, and Nina (who has a cold and eventually gets Pix sick) from taking a powerful device from a lab but they fail and the bad guys (or should I say girls) get away but not with the device just yet. Then the others have to stop Dark Pinky from using the device to destroy the world. But first they have to find out what it does since no one knows what it does. As they try to figure out a way to stop D.P. (that's what I'm calling Dark Pinky for now) Summer catches the cold that Nina had. Then Mike catches it from Summer. So now it's up to Pinky, Jake, and Crash to stop D.P. and the others but then the cold starts spreading towards everyone. Now it's up to Pinky to stop D.P, Pix, and Nina from taking the device and try not to get a cold. Can she do it?

Now here's part 1 of the episode.
In a secret lab, there is a powerful device in a room. No one knows what it does except for the scientist who built it. Many villains tied to find out what it does but they failed. Now we join Dark Pinky (D.P.), Pix, and Nina on top of the roof of the lab.
D.P: Ok so here's the plan. I'm gonna tie Pix to this rope and lower her down. While your lowered down Pix, you grab the device and I'll pull you back up.
Pix: Uh, don't you think it'll be easier if we just break through the door and just take the machine.
D.P: Hello, the guards will catch us if we did that.
Pix: Not if we use these weapons and this sleeping gas.
D.P: Oh yeah. That's why I have you as my partner Pix, you always remind me to do the obvious things.
Nina: *stuffed up* What about me? *sneezes*
D.P: Well...your just my niece and I'm just stuck with you.
Nina: *sarcastically* Thanks a lot. *blows nose*
D.P: Now let's get that device.
Pix: Wait a minute? What if Pinky and her cousins come and try to stop us?
D.P: Don't worry, I'll take care of them. Now let's go and Nina get off your butt and help us!
Nina: How can I? I can't move my legs! *sneezes then blows nose*
D.P: Now you're just being lazy.
Pix: Well she is sick and you did force her to come here.
Nina: Yeah, why did you make me come here when you know I have a bad cold?
D.P: Now isn't the time to ask questions. Now when we're done stealing the machine, taking over the world, and destroying my arch enemy then you can get some rest.
Nina: I guess I'll never get better then.
D.P: *sarcastically* Ha ha ha! Now let's do this.
They got to the front door and use the weapons on the guards. Then they sneak part each room. Nina sneezed a couple of times but she eventually stopped. After that they finally got to the room with the machine.
D.P: There it is. Now all we have to do is take it and then we'll rule the world! *evil laughter*
Pix: Wow, you sure are being evil today.
Nina: *sniffs* A little too evil if you ask me.
D.P: Well I didn't ask you so there! Now let's steal this thing.
Too bad she didn't realize that a guard was listening to her behind the door. The guard busted through the door.
Pix: Looks like we're busted.
D.P: Not quite. *takes some sleeping gas and sprays it at the guard* Well, well, well, sleeping on the job now. Isn't that a shame.
Nina: Are you done yet? *sneezes*
D.P: Fine, I'll stop. Now let's get back to business.
Nina: Ok well if you need me I'll be asleep. *collapses and falls asleep*

Now we're at Christine's house where we join Pinky and her cousins. They're just sitting in the living room bored when Pinky's watch starts beeping. She pushed a button and Jenny told her about D.P's plan to steal the machine at the lab.
Summer: Man, why do we always get missions on the weekends?
Pinky: I know, it sucks but we still have to protect the city, otherwise we would live in a world when crazy villains and slimy monsters ruled.
Summer: Well when you put it that way I guess it's ok, but why do we have to do it?
Pinky: Would you stop complaining and just do the mission? Now let's go. Crystal control! *she transforms into Crystal Pinky and flies off* (When everyone is in they're other form they're names will be they're power form, so Pinky will be Crystal Pinky (I'll call her Crystal P.), Summer would be Lollipop, etc.
Everyone else get's they're disguises on and run off following Crystal P. Back at the lab D.P. and the others are still trying to take the device and Nina's still sleep.
D.P: Ok, almost there. Just a little closer.
Crystal P: Not so fast! *comes crashing through the roof and falls on Pix* You know, if you weren't there to break my fall that would of totally hurt me.
Pix: *weakly* Good...for... you. Now get off of me!
Crystal P: Ok, there's no need to yell.
Then suddenly Lollipop, Pickles, Dr. Science, and Mikey come crashing through the roof too and guess who they landed on. If you guessed Pix then you're right.
Everyone: That's for breaking our fall Pix.
Pix: *more weakly* Don't......mention....it. Now could you guys do me a favor?
Lollipop: Sure what is it?
Pix: GET OFF OF ME! *knocks them off*
All: Ow!
Pickles: You know, you could of asked nicely instead of throwing us off!
Pix: At least I'm not a pickle loving freak.
Pickles: Take that back!
D.P: Will you shut up already?! We're suppose to be taking this device not arguing with out enemies!
Crystal P: You're not gonna take that device while I'm here.
Mikey: Don't you mean while we're here?
Crystal P: Sure, whatever.
D.P: Well I guess that means I'll have to destroy you then. Pix, give me those weapons.
Pix: I would if I could move anything below my head.
D.P: Man I have the laziest minions. I guess I'll have to do this myself. *goes over to the box of weapons* Now prepare to face my wrath! *throws sharp knives at the others*
Crystal P: Quick guys, move! *everyone jumps away from the knives* Now don't let her get that device.
Others: Sure, whatever.
Crystal P: Ok then. Let's move out! *she goes and attacks D.P while the others just stand there*
Lollipop: Ok now I'm bored.
Pickles: You're telling me.
Dr. Science: You know, since we're in a lab this is a good place to learn about science. And I'm sure someone will spill something and we could clean it up. After all a clean lab is a happy lab.
Lollipop: You know, you might want to change your name from Dr. Science to Dr. Boring. I mean who the heck wants to clean up.
Dr. Science: Fine, but don't come crying to me when your neck deep in dirt.
Crystal P: *getting zapped by a laser and struggling to beat D.P.* Guys, you're suppose to be helping out!
Pickles: I guess we could help. It's time for pickle action! *throws bombs shaped like pickles at D.P.*
D.P: Aah! *drops the laser* It burns!
Pickles: Hey, my pickle bombs aren't that bad.
Lollipop: You're right, they're much worse.
Crystal P: Now to get the machine.
D.P: Not so fast! *shoots a freeze ray at her* I'm getting that device. *Then Crystal P. falls down and she can't move*
Dr. Science: Pinky's down, it looks like we have to stop Dark Pinky.
Mikey: * after he takes his own picture and gets dizzy* Ooh, look at the pretty colors. *falls down*
Pickles: Come on, these pickle bombs aren't that bad. *throws one on the floor by him* I....stand....corrected. *falls down*
Lollipop: *standing by Nina* Is she like in a trance or something?
Nina: *wakes up* Mom, is that you? *sneezes on Lollipop* Sorry about that. *falls back to sleep*
Lollipop: *screams real loud* I just got sneezed on by my enemy! I need soap, disinfected, anything clean! *runs out the door to find some soap*
Dr. Science: Well it looks like I have to stop Dark Pinky *notices he has a stain on his jacket* right after I clean this stain. *leaves to find stain cleaner*
Crystal P: *still frozen* You guys? What about the device?
D.P: It looks like your sidekicks ditched you. This was easier than I thought. Now I'll just be taking this device and be on my way. Pix, Nina, get up and let's go!
Nina: Oh, ten more minutes please.
Pix: Yeah, ten more minutes or at least my until my back gets heeled.
D.P: Man, how lazy can you guys get?
Then suddenly Blaze comes crashing through the roof and you can just take a wild guess on who he lands on. (since he is in his ultra form I'll call him U. Blaze)
Pix: Ok, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP FALLING ON ME?!
U. Blaze: Sorry, I guess I'm not good with my landing but thanks for breaking my fall.
Crystal P: Blaze, what are you doing here?
U. Blaze: Well I figured that you were gonna need my help so I just dropped in.
Pix: And nearly broke my back.
U. Blaze: Don't worry about a thing because I'll handle it from here. * a bottle of sleeping gas comes rolling towards him* Hey what's this? *sprays it and then falls asleep*
D.P: Wow, this was much easier than I thought. Now would you tow get off your lazy butts and come on!
Nina: Could you call a doctor?
Pix: And someone who can re- straighten by back?
D.P: Fine, just get up!
Nina: Ok. *goes over and gets pix and gets into D.P's hovercar* Oh and just two questions?
D.P: What is it?
Nina: One, how are we gonna get this thing to fit on the hover car, and two, did we remember to check the fuel in the car?
D.P: Pix, it was your job to check the fuel.
Pix: Well if my back wasn't broken in different places then maybe I would of remembered!
Suddenly the fuel gets super high and they all blast into the air.
D.P: We'll be back for the device!
Crystal P: *who is still frozen* Well at least she didn't take the device.
Then a scientist comes into the room with Lollipop and Dr. Science.
Scientist: Oh thank goodness the device is save!
Crystal P: Uh, can I get some help here?
Scientist: Oh, right. *zaps a laser at her to unfreeze her* Now what's up with these guys?
Crystal P: They're just tired. Anyway I have a question? What the heck is so special about this device? I know it's powerful but what does it do?
Scientist: Well that's a top secret and if I told you then well, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
Crystal P: Yes it would. It would be our secret.
Scientist: Sorry, but I still can't tell you. But why don't I help you wake up your friends.
Lollipop: You could really help me if you gave me some disinfecting spray.
Dr. Science: If you're getting sick stay away from me. I don't want to want to get germs that can crawl into my body and give me a virus.
Lollipop: Now you're freaking me out.
Crystal P: Knock it off. Now how can you wake them up?
Scientist: You might want to cover your ears. *takes out a blow horn and blows it. Everyone jumps up and screams*
Lollipop: I guess they're up.

Part 2:
Back at the house Pinky and her cousins are figuring out a way to stop D.P. from taking that device. (Everyone's back to their normal forms now)
Pinky: Ok guys, we've got to try to figure out a way to stop my arch-enemy from taking that device.
Summer: I really don't see the point of taking something if you don't even know what the thing does! That device could make cheese for all we know.
Pinky: It could also be a a device set for world destruction if it falls into the wrong hands. Now does someone have a plan?
Summer: Could you keep it down? I'm getting a headache and it's so hot in here.
Crash: Headaches? Hotness? That could only mean one thing, Summer must of got her head stuck in the heater and now the heat is working in her head.
Mike: Now that's just ridiculous. She had to of got sucked into the sun and is suffering a heat wave in her head.
Crash: *sarcastically* Yeah that makes a lot of sense.
Summer: Well both of you are wrong, idiots!
Pinky: Can we get back on topic here?
Summer: I told you to stop yelling!
Pinky: You're the one that's yelling!
Summer: Only because you won't shut your watermelon sized motor mouth! *sneezes* Now see what you did?
Crash: Now she's sneezing?
Mike: There must of been pepper on the sun.
Summer: I didn't get suck into the sun you twit!
Crash: Now she's cranky.
Jake: Don't you think it's pretty obvious why Summer feels like this?
Crash: Does it look like we think it's obvious?
Mike: Yeah, and I don't think I know what obvious even means.
Summer: You, idiots I caught Nina's stupid cold from when she sneezed on me! *sneezes, stuffed up* You see?
Crash: Well maybe if I wasn't unconscious then I maybe I would of figured it out!
Summer: It's not my fault you got those pickle stink bombs!
Then Christine comes downstairs to see what's going on.
Christine: Kids, what's with the yelling?
Pinky: Well, I'm trying to think of a plan to stop Dark Pinky from taking that device from the lab but my cousins keep on changing the subject and that distracting me.
Summer: Well it's not my fault I caught Nina's dumb cold! *sneezes*
Christine: Summer's sick? My baby!
Summer: Oh, come on mom it's not that serious.
Christine: Well i don't want to take any chances. Now let me take your temperature. *puts the thermometer in Summer's mouth and the liquid busts out of it* Oh, my. You're burning up.
Summer: That stupid Nina! Just wait until she gets better then she'll see.
Pinky: And what are you gonna do to her, shove a lollipop down her throat?
Summer: If I wasn't sick I would crush you right about now.
Christine: Now come on Summer let's go get you some medicine. *drags her in the kitchen*
Summer: It's not the pink one is it. Please, not the pink one! Aah!
Pinky: Now that Summer's sick I guess the 4 of us have to stop Dark Pinky.
Blaze: *busting through the front door* Don't you mean the 5 of us?
Pinky: What are you doing here, again?
Blaze: Well since Summer's sick I figured that you were gonna need a extra member to fill in for her so I came in.
Pinky: You know, I think Summer would like it even more if you helped took care of her.
Summer *in the kitchen* Oh, no she wouldn't!
Christine: Come here and take your medicine!
Summer: Aah! The horror!
Blaze: Well with that said, I guess I'm coming with you guys.
Pinky: *sarcastically* Oh great.
Mike: You know I think I'm coming down with something too.
Crash: Nice try Mike but we're all in this together.
Pinky: Yeah you can't fake your way out of this.
Mike: I'm being serious here.
Christine *busting through the kitchen door* Did someone say their sick?
Everyone: Mike did?
Mike: Well you guys didn't have to announce it.
Christine: Let me feel your forehead. *feels his head and immediately takes off her hand* Wow, your burning up too.
Mike: Oh-no, I have the sun disease!
Christine: You just have a little cold. You probably caught it from Summer. Now let's go get you some medicine too. *goes in the kitchen with him* And Summer keep that ice pack on your head!
Summer: B-b-b-but it's f-f-f-freezing!
Crash: Man I hope I don't get sick. It's already bad enough that Mike and Summer are sick and I don't want to hear Jake complaining about all the germs and how he doesn't want to get sick and 'stay away from me' and blah, blah, blah.
Jake: Well at least I don't complain when I run all out of pickles.
Crash: I don't complain about that. I may wine a little bit but I don't complain.
Pinky: Well it looks like it's just the 3 of us.
Blaze: You mean the 4 of us.
Pinky: Blaze, I can count.
Blaze: Come on, you're gonna need some extra help.
Crash: That's why she has us.
Pinky: You guys don't even do anything half the time. Fine, you can come but if you make one lame pun then I'm sticking you in a time machine and sending you to the dinosaur age.
Crash: Let's just go before one of us get's sick.
Christine: *in the kitchen* Did someone say sick?
Pinky: Let's hurry!
They all run off and goes to the lab.

Part 3 (the long part)
After they got blasted into the air, D.P, Pix, and Nina finally landed. The problem is that they are stuck in a tree. Pix and Nina are on the hovercar while D.P is stuck on a branch in the middle of them.
D.P: *sarcastically* This is just great! Now how the heck are we suppose to get that device?
Pix: Well first we have to figure out how to get out of this tree.
Nina: Well you guys can do whatever you want. As soon as I get out of this tree I'm going to a doctor. That is if I can move my legs.
D.P: Will you shut up already? Now let's figure out a way to get out of this tree and destroy that annoying arch-enemy of mine and her bratty sidekicks.
Pix: Is it me, or is it getting really hot outside?
D.P: Will you guys stop changing the subject? We have a device to steal! Who cares about the weather?
Pix: Stop yelling at me! Your giving me a headache!
Nina: Could you keep it down? I'm trying to relax!
Pix: How can you relax? We're stuck in a tree!
Nina: Well maybe if you shut your turbo mouth then I could think of a way to get us out of this tree!
Pix: Oh, please. You couldn't even find a way out of a paper bag.
D.P: Both of you just shut up! Now what's with the yelling?
Nina: She started it.
Pix: It's not my fault I'm hot. Maybe it's this heat that's driving me crazy.
D.P: Hello, it's not even hot out here!
Nina: Wait a minute, hotness? Crankiness? That's how I was feeling when I caught my cold.
D.P: So you don't mean?
Pix: You gave me your stupid cold! Why I outta *sneezes* kill you! *sneezes again* Does someone have a tissue?
Nina: I have one but I don't think you want to use it.
Pix: Ok, that's just sick.
Nina: *laughing*
Pix: What's so funny?
Nina: You said that that was sick and we're sick. Don't you get it?
Pix: That's it! I draw the line at puns. Right now you're about to get my fist in your face!
Nina: Get away from me! *they both lean to the edge and the hovercar starts to fall. It falls on D.P and brings her down with the others and the car*
Nina: Well, at least we got out of the tree.
Pix: And strangely, my back feels fine now. *sneezes* But I still have your freak cold!
Nina: It's not my fault you got sick. She's the one who forced me to come on this stupid mission knowing I was sick. Now I know how kids feel when they have parents who make them go to school when they're sick. (I should know since I always have to go to school when I'm sick)
D.P: *with the hovercar on top of her* I just have one thing to say.
Nina: And that is....
D.P: GET THIS STUPID HOVERCAR OFF OF ME! *they both get the car off her quickly* Thank you, now let's go get that device.
Pix: Uh, actually that was two things.
D.P: Just come on! *pulls them both my their ears*
Nina and Pix: Ow! Not the ears!
They continue walking to the lab. Meanwhile Pinky and the others are walking to the lab. (They are still in their normal forms)
Crash: How much longer? My feet are killing me from all of that running and since SOMEBODY dropped a bowling ball on my foot!
Jake: I said it was an accident. How was I suppose to know my anti-gravity machine wouldn't work?
Crash: I don't know. Maybe because none of your inventions work!
Pinky: Will you shut up? You should be trying to figure out a plan not complaining about your feet!
Blaze: Yeah! The sooner we stop those guys the better. Dark Pinky is gonna pay for rejecting me!
Pinky: *under her breath* Personally I don't blame her.
Blaze: What was that?
Pinky; I said, what a shame of her.
Blaze: Well at least someone agrees with me.
Crash: Can we hurry it up? I'm starting to sweat and I feel like a fried pickle.
Pinky: A fried pickle?
Crash: I'm hot ok?
Pinky: But it's only like 65 degrees out here.
Crash: Are you sure it isn't 95 degrees out here?
Pinky: I'm pretty sure about that considering that it's only spring.
Crash: I didn't ask what season it was I asked if it was 85 degrees. And you're talking about everyone else going off topic when you're the main one!
Pinky: I was just-
Crash: Shut up! If I wanted your opinion I would of asked you for it! *seconds later* I'm sorry. I guess it's just this heat that's making me upset.
Blaze: But it's not even hot out.
Crash: Did I ask for your opinion?
Pinky: You know, I think there's another reason your acting this way.
Crash: Oh-no! I can't be sick, can I? *sneezes*
Pinky: Yep, your sick.
Crash: Why me? Jake do something! Use one of your inventions to make me better or something.
Jake: But I thought that my inventions didn't work.
Crash: I was just kidding when I said that. Oh, just forget it. I'm too tired and weak to argue with you. Why don't you just carry me the rest of the way?
Jake: Have you lost your mind? I'm sure you have enough strength to walk.
Crash: I just want to go to sleep.
Jake: Fine, I guess I'll use my anti-gravitational remote to float you home.
Crash: Are you out of your mind? I'm already sick, I don't want a broken back. Not to mention mom's intense get better remedies. I'll just stay with you guys.
Pinky: I don't blame you. I can just imagine the pain that Summer and Mike are feeling now.
Back at the house Summer and Mike are still in pain from the intense treatments. The worst part is that Christine called Allyson and asked her to help.
Mike: *standing in a tub of ice water with a ice bag on his head* H-h-how l-l-l-long do I-I have to s-s-stand in this b-b-b-bucket?
Christine: Just for a couple more minutes and Summer keep that heating bag on your head.
Summer: First you put a ice bag on my head and now a heating bag. You might as well throw me into the Arctic Ocean and then fly me to the sun.
Allyson: Now, now Summer you shouldn't argue with your mother. After all she is trying to make you all better.
Summer: Oh, just stop this sweet and innocent act already.
Allyson: Act? What do you mean by act?
Summer: You've gotta be kidding.
Christine: That's enough. Now I just have to get some more medicine from the store. Allyson, keep an eye on them for me.
Summer: Your leaving us alone with her?
Mike: H-h-have you l-l-lost your m-m-mind?
Christine: Now kids, I'll only be gone a couple of minutes. See ya soon *leaves out the door*
Summer: *sarcastically* This is going to be fun.
Mike: *jumps out of the ice water* Give me that heating pad!
Allyson: You won't be needing that. I'll shock you to you'll better *takes out that thing where you shock people with at the hospital (i forgot what it was called)*
Summer: That's not gonna hurt is it?
Allyson: Don't worry, I won't feel a thing.
Summer and Mike: Mommy!
Now were back to Pinky and the other on their way to the lab.
Crash: Wow, they must be miserable.
Pinky; I know. Now let's hurry.
Let's fast-forward to when they get to the lab.
Pinky: We're finally here.
Jake: Can I ask a question?
Pinky: As long as it doesn't involve big words.
Jake: Why did we spend all of that time walking here when you and Blaze could of just transformed and flew us here?
Pinky: Uh, why don't I let Blaze answer this one.
Blaze: I was just following you guys.
Pinky: Well...I figured we needed the exercise and with Crash being sick and all, oh I forgot ok? You know, it's pretty hard to do the obvious when you have 3 sick cousins and when your brain is half frozen because your archenemy blasted you with a freeze ray. What about you Jake. Why aren't you in your Dr. Science disguise?
Jake: I was waiting for you to transform into Crystal Pinky.
Pinky: We'll all change when we get into the lab, now let's go.
Jake: Can I put Crash down now?
Pinky: Just pull him in a wagon or something.
Crash: I think I can take it from here. *gets up then falls down* Guess I was wrong. Now I'm gonna go to sleep now.
Pinky: I don't care what you do, just come on.
They all go to the lab. Meanwhile D.P, Pix, and Nina are at the other end of the lab.
D.P: We're finally here. And you two haven't killed each other yet.
Pix: Right, we haven't killed each other *yet*
Nina: That doesn't mean that we won't. Well at least I won't.
Pix: Oh, please. You couldn't even crush a plastic bottle.
Nina: I could if they didn't put so much air in the bottle.
D.P: Can I just say something?
Pix: What is it?
D.P: If you guys argue one more time I'll have you fired...
Nina: That's great!
D.P: out of a cannon into space!
Nina: That's not great.
D.P: Then shut your mouths! Now lets get that device already!
Nina: You know, you do seem a little more cranky than usual.
Pix: Oh-no, please don't tell me that-
D.P: I caught your stinkin cold! I'm gonna kill you both!
Nina: Uh, don't we have a device to steal?
D.P: Oh, yeah. After we take the device, I'm gonna kill you guys.
They go in the lab also. Now back to Pinky and the others. They are in the room with the device.
Pinky: Ok, we're back in. Now all we have to do is keep the device safe so that the others don't try to take it.
Crash: Well while you guys do that, I'll just be laying here in this wagon.
Pinky: One more thing, don't get sick, ok? It's bad enough 3 of my cousins are sick and I don't want you to get sick too.
Blaze: What about me?
Pinky: Personally, I don't care what you do. Just don't bother me.
Blaze: Okey-dokey!
Crash: About that whole 'don't get sick' thing, I think it's a little too late for that. Jake's sweatin like a pig.
Jake: That doesn't mean that I'm sick. It's probably the heat from the lights that's making me sweat.
Pinky: These lights aren't even that bright. In fact two of them are blinking over there *points to the two blinking lights. One static’s and goes out* You see?
Jake: Well, maybe Sparx came and messed up the electricity.
Crash: Oh, just give it a rest already! You're sick, get over it!
Jake: But I can't be sick! Germs are my enemy and now I'll spread them.
Pinky: Well I'm trying not to get sick here so could you spread your germs away from me?
Then suddenly D.P, Pix, and Nina came into the other side.
D.P: Well, well, *sneezes* well. I see you came back for me to destroy you. *sneezes, blows nose* Man, you guys are dead.
Pix: She had the cold first.
Nina: But you gave her the cold.
Pinky: Wait a minute, all 3 of you are sick?
Pix: Yep, and it's all Nina's fault!
Nina: Sure, blame everything on me.
Pix: Well if you never got sick, I wouldn't of got sick, D.P wouldn't of got sick and everything would of been normal.
Crash: Yeah and thanks to you Summer got sick then Mike, then me, and now Jake. And now we have to hear him complaining about germs are his enemy and now he has them and blah, blah, blah.
Nina: Well if my aunt didn't force me to come on this mission, knowing I was sick, then none of this would of happened in the first place.
Crash: You're right. This is Dark Pinky's fault!
Blaze: Well just look at the bright side.
Crash: What could possibly be bright about this?
Blaze: I don't know. I was just trying to make everything better. But since me and Pinky are the only ones who aren't sick, we can stop those guys and get the device to safety. *sneezes* Well it looks like you're on your own, unless you want me to help cause I will.
Pinky: Don't worry, I'll take it from here. Since these guys are sick this should be a piece of cake.
D.P: Hey, just because I'm sick doesn't mean I still can't put up a fight. As you can tell I'm not as lazy as my minions.
Pix and Nina: Hey!
Pinky: Alright then. Crystal control! *transforms into Crystal Pinky*
Crystal P: Let's get this over with. And if you have to sneeze, please do it away from me.
D.P: Yeah, yeah. Let's just hurry up.
Blaze: Don't worry, I'll help too. *a bottle of sleeping gas rolls toward him again* Hey what's this? *sprays it and gets sleepy* Not again! *falls asleep*
Now D.P and C.P are dodging punches and lasers. They continue to fight until D.P zaps a laser at the device and it explodes.
D.P: Oops, my bad.
Crystal P: *sarcastically* This is just great! We've wasted all of this time for nothing!
Then the same scientist comes back in and sees the destroyed device.
Scientist: Oh-no! My machine!
Crystal P: It's all Dark Pinky's fault! She's the one who zapped the laser and destroyed the machine.
D.P: Don't try to blame all of this on me!
Scientist: That's ok. I'll just make another one.
Crystal P: Well since that one's toasted, can you tell us what it was suppose to do?
Scientist: I suppose I can. The device was suppose to cure colds.
Everyone: You've got to be kidding! *everyone who's sick sneezes*
Scientist: I'm not to be kidding you. One zap and your cold would be gone, but since the machine's destroyed then I guess all of you are out of luck.
Crystal P: I'm am so glad I didn't get sick after all of this.
Back to the house Pinky is in the living room with a stuffy nose (she's sick)
Pinky: I can't believe I got sick and I had to get sick at the end of the episode. *sneezes*
Everyone who's sick is in the living room (including D.P, Pix, and Nina)
Christine: I can't believe all of you got sick. I'm gonna need a lot more medicine and soup. I'm just gonna go to the store. Allyson, keep an eye on them.
Allyson: You got it. *christine leaves* Now this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me. *takes out the shocking thing*
Everyone: AAH! Help us!!

THE END

Well that's it. I can edit some of it. I copied and pasted it from a website it was already on so that's why it's like that.

Gurman169
06-03-2007, 08:22 AM
jle1993's Fan Script

Secrets of the Night

Chapter One

Leela watched Fry as he played his heart out for her, a heart she would soon have to break. As much as she hated to do it, it had to be done. He’d done so much for her, all because he loved her. But she couldn’t love him back, and that was a fact that wasn’t going to change anytime soon. As she listened to the final notes fade, Leela watched the holophoner images of Fry and herself kiss and walk into the distance, and inside she cringed. Fry stopped playing and looked to her hopefully as Leela braced herself for what she was about to do.
“That was beautiful Fry,” she said softly, mentally slapping herself as Fry’s look of hope grew into a smile.
“It was for a beautiful person,” he said suavely, climbing down off the stage and walking towards Leela, who immediately stood up.
“Please Fry, don’t. This is going to be hard enough already,” said Leela, almost sadly. Fry’s grin instantly disappeared, “What do you mean Leela?”
“I’m sorry Fry. Really I am, the opera was wonderful but…” Leela trailed off.
“But what Leela?”
“I can’t love you; you’re not right for me.”
Fry had been moving towards Leela, but at those words he froze. The colour drained from his face and his whole body shook, with anger.
“Not right for you! I’ve done more for you then anyone, I found your parents for you, I got rid of the worms for you, I did everything I could, and I’m not right for you?” he shouted, all his pent up frustration shining through. Leela slowly backed away, not so afraid of Fry hurting her as to her hurting him.
“Try to understand Fry, we wouldn’t work,”
“Why, because you’d rather be used by jerks like Branigan?” spat Fry in disgust, trying to hide how hurt he was. Leela stopped backing up and looked at Fry with a mixture of pity and contempt.
“You wouldn’t understand Fry,”
“Try me!”
“Look, you’re my friend Fry and I care about you. But I don’t, can’t and won’t ever love you in that way, so just drop it.”
“You don’t love me because you never give me a chance!”
Leela’s patience began to wear thin and she felt her temper begin to flare up as Fry refused to give up.
“I never gave you a chance because I don’t want you damn it!” she yelled in frustration.
“Why not!” screamed Fry, not understanding how this could be happening. After everything, she still wouldn’t give him a chance.
“I wish I could tell you Fry, really I do. But there are some things that are better left unsaid.”
“This isn’t one of them Leela, just tell me why and I’ll leave you alone!” begged Fry dropping to his knees with tears streaming down his face. Leela turned away, so as not to see the heartache she had caused.
“I’m sorry Fry,” she whispered as she walked out of the opera house leaving Fry totally broken.

“I’m sorry Amy, but I have to go,” stated Kif sadly, not looking Amy in the eyes, not wanting to see the disappointment that would shine through a veil of restrained tears.
“But you have three days left!” said Amy, her voice breaking in an effort not to show how she felt.
“I know I do, but Zapp wants me now…” explained Kif, trying to block out the guilt he was feeling. At the sound of Zapp’s name, Amy burst into a rage, fuelled by jealousy and sorrow.
“Choose Kif!” she shouted, “Right now, me or him!”
“What?!” stuttered Kif in terrified realisation.
“What’s more important Kif, me or your job?” demanded Amy, almost hopeful that just once she would be more important than Kif’s job.
“You can’t ask me to choose like that!” stammered Kif, and Amy’s hopes crashed.
“Then I guess that’s answer enough, go Kif, go to your precious job and your wonderful Zappy,” said Amy, her voice loaded with venom to disguise her pain.
“Amy…” said Kif, placing a hand on Amy, who immediately flinched away.
“Get the hell off me! I never want to see you again; I wish I’d never seen you in the first place! You’re a coward Kif; you won’t even stand up to your jackass captain when you now it could save lives! Well hell to you, I hope you’ll be happy waxing his legs because we’re done!” yelled Amy, her voice rising with every word. She watched Kif’s camouflage reflex kick in with a strange satisfaction, listened to him struggle for an answer to her tirade. When she realised he couldn’t find one she span on her heel and stormed off.

Leela walked slowly along the dark streets, thinking about what she had just done to Fry. She felt guilty because she knew she had completely destroyed Fry, but she didn’t regret it. She knew things wouldn’t work for her and Fry because Fry wasn’t the type of person she wanted in life. Leela had made a lot of mistakes in her life, but they had all moved her forwards, helped her realise what she wanted. She wanted…
“Amy!” called out Leela, seeing the Asian belle slumped against a wall in tears. At the sound of her name, Amy jerked her head up.
“Who is it?” she asked, her voice overrun by sobs.
“It’s Leela,” replied Leela, slowly approaching Amy.
“Oh…I thought it might be Kif,” sniffed Amy forlornly. Leela reached Amy’s side and put a comforting arm around her.
“What happened?” asked Leela concernedly, as Amy shrugged defeated.
“He chose his job over me again,” she muttered as her tears flowed from her eyes.
“But I thought he had three days left,”
“Zapp wanted him back, so of course he went,” sighed Amy, subconsciously resting her head on Leela’s shoulder, “so I finished with him. He didn’t even try to change my mind…” Amy sobbed. Leela couldn’t find appropriate words to console Amy so she settled with gently hugging her.
“It’ll be okay Amy,” she softly reassured, not knowing what else to say as she felt Amy relax in her arms.

Leela stood there holding Amy, not knowing what to do. It was so nice to be able to comfort someone, yet Leela was beginning to feel uneasy. It was almost too nice a feeling.
“It’s getting cold, maybe we should get you home?” suggested Leela quietly. Amy lifted her head from Leela’s shoulder with an almost dazed expression on her tearstained face.
“Um…I…Thanks Leela, you’re a real friend,” mumbled Amy before almost regretfully adding, “I think I can get home on my own now, my car’s just around the corner.”
“Right, er, okay then, I’ll see you at work tomorrow, bye Amy”
“I could give you a lift if you like?” offered Amy, and Leela almost agreed, just to extend their time together.
“Yea…I mean, no thanks Amy…I need to clear my head, it’s been a confusing night,”
“Okay then,” said Amy sounding slightly dejected, “See you tomorrow Leela,”
“Tomorrow,” whispered Leela as she watched Amy walk into the distance.

Chapter two

The next morning couldn’t come quickly enough for Leela, yet when it was there it had come too soon. Leela rushed to get ready for work at whirlwind speed so she wouldn’t be late, yet part of her wished she didn’t have to go. She needed the money and she was subconsciously looking forwards to seeing Amy, but she didn’t want to deal with Fry.
“It’ll be okay, it’ll be okay, it’ll be okay,” she chanted to herself, trying to concentrate on getting dressed.
After ten minutes of struggling she managed to get into her trousers, top and boots and she then started trying to deal with her unruly hair. Dragging a brush through her wild curls she contemplated not bothering with work, before quickly dismissing the idea. She had made her bed and she was going to lie in it and besides, she had told Amy she would see her today. Not that Amy mattered that much Leela quickly told herself, shaking her head to clear dazed thoughts from her mind. Leela just wanted to check Amy was alright…and murder Kif if she wasn’t.

Amy covered her ears in a desperate attempt to block out the sound of her alarm going off. When she realised it wasn’t going to work she dragged herself out of bed and into her closet.
“I’ll have the normal please,” she mumbled, and when she walked out of the closet she was dressed in her pink tracksuit and her hair was perfect. She left her room and headed downstairs to the kitchen. As she walked she wiped away the remains as the tears she had cried the night before, as she contemplated the events that had unfurled. Kif was gone, and it was her fault. Oh if only she hadn’t made him choose between her and his job, she should have known it was useless, that she was never going to come above his job. Then again, maybe it was a good thing, the fact that he had chosen his job over her again showed her where she stood in his eyes, and it wasn’t high enough. Now that she thought about it, the brake up with Kif meant she was free to find someone who cared about her, who would put her above everything else. As soon as the thought entered her head a mental picture formed. It was Leela. Amy shook her head, throwing the picture from her mind, though not quickly enough to stop her wondering what it meant in her subconscious. Slowly, she put together an answer. An obvious answer when she thought about it. When Amy had broken up with Kif, the first and so far only person to comfort her was Leela. That Amy remembered how soft Leela’s shoulder was when she rested her head on it or that Amy remembered the scent of the perfume Leela was wearing meant nothing. The fact that Amy had liked it when Leela put her arms around her also meant nothing. The feeling of regret when she had left the warm embrace or the sadness when Leela had declined Amy’s offer of a lift home, all of it didn’t mean anything. So why was Amy wishing she had stayed in the cold with Leela?

By the time Leela had managed to get her hair into a ponytail it was almost time for her to be at work. Not understanding why it had taken her so long to get ready, Leela skipped breakfast and headed out to the street. She all but ran to the nearest transport tube and shouted
“Planet Express Building!” and she was instantly sucked up and along the twisting tube towards her job. To take her mind off the journey she let her thoughts wonder. Would Fry be at work today? If he was then how would he be around her? Leela hoped he didn’t hate her for what she had done to him, because she loved him as a friend, and even though it could never be more then that, Leela would miss Fry if he blocked her out completely.
“Not that I could blame him,” Leela muttered to herself. She had known when she asked Fry to keep playing that she was going to break his heart, she had planned how to do it so it would hurt him, because she knew it was the only way the message would get through. Though she would never let anyone know, it had hurt her to hurt him, to see the light in his eyes brighten and then go out, all because of her. Leela wished that there had been another way, but there hadn’t been. If she had gone out with him then she would have dumped him sooner or later and that would have hurt him worse, and he would have carried on chasing her, thinking that if she would go out with him once then she would do it again. The way she had done it was better, although it had completely crushed him, he would get over it, and when he did he would stop chasing her, she hoped. If he didn’t stop then Leela have to resort to telling him why she didn’t want him, though she hoped it wouldn’t come to that. It was a secret she’d been hiding since she had broken up with Chaz, and she didn’t really want anyone to find out about it. If she told anyone then she could imagine what would happen, the way she’d be treated differently, the looks she would get because of it, it was better to keep it a secret unless she had to tell anyone. Leela wondered how things would have been if she’d been more like Amy, if she had more confidence with guys and she’d had a decent education, and if she had money to spare. Maybe she wouldn’t be hiding her secret now; maybe she wouldn’t have it at all.

Leela wondered if Amy was going to be okay. Leela knew that Amy had loved Kif and the fact that Kif had picked his job over Amy must have hurt her a lot. Leela was glad she had found Amy when she had, or heaven knows what would have happened to her. Leela smiled slightly as she remembered how Amy had relaxed in her arms and rested her head on Leela’s shoulder, how Amy’s tears how slowed to stop as Leela held her gently. Leela had enjoyed being able to provide comfort for once, the feeling that she could make everything better, and protect Amy from hurt just by holding her. Just by caring. It wasn’t the same motherly protectiveness she felt for Fry and Bender, it was so much more. It was a need to sooth Amy’s pain mixed with disbelief that Kif could be as stupid as to let Amy go. If Leela had been Kif she wouldn’t have let go, she would have fought to hold onto Amy even if it cost her job. Leela deliberately cut off herself there, deciding it wasn’t wise to venture into that train of thought. Yet as she whirled though the transport tube she couldn’t help but remember the night before. The smell of Amy’s perfume, the softness of her hair, how it had felt to hold her and the confusing throng of emotions that had started over taking Leela’s heart and clouding her mind. Leela sighed softly and closed her eye, letting the memory take her over; until she was brought back to earth with a bump as the tube spat her out onto the concrete. Standing up slowly, Leela looked up at the Planet Express building and ran a hand through her hair. It was going to be a hell of a day.

Amy relaxed in her car as she cruised to work; the control she felt in her car was hard to get elsewhere and so she enjoyed it while she could. Sure she could get guys at will, and she had more money than she knew what to do with, but she never really felt in control. The same way she was never that confident in herself, she knew she was a klutz and she felt under constant pressure to keep her slim feminine figure. Sometimes she wished she could be more like Leela, self-confident and self-sufficient, strong and athletic and commanding. Like last night, when Amy had been an emotional wreck, Leela had been there to take control and help Amy calm down. Amy remembered Leela’s strong arms wrapped around her, protecting and soothing her, instead of taking advantage of her like guys would have done. The way Leela had been so caring, so sincere. It had been nice for Amy to feel like she was being put first, just for once. Amy’s reverie was broken by blaring horns hailing the fact that she was on the wrong side of the road. Swerving back on track, Amy pulled into the Planet Express employees parking zone, or as Amy called it, the grubby strip of tarmac behind the hell hole. As she got out of her car she was struck by a thought. Why hadn’t Leela been with Fry last night? Surely after the opera they were together so why had Leela been alone? Amy looked up at the Planet Express building; it was going to be an interesting day.

Chapter three

Leela paused at the Planet Express entrance; wondering if Amy was already in there, wondering if Fry was there telling Amy what she had done. Leela’s breath hitched at the thought, what would Amy think of Leela when she heard how Leela had broken Fry’s heart and wouldn’t tell him why. Leela panicked as she imagined Amy’s reaction, would she be disgusted at Leela’s treatment of Fry, would she hate Leela for being so callous with Fry’s feelings? Leela wasn’t sure she could handle it if Amy hated her, or even disliked her now. Leela was torn between running into the boardroom and finding out if Amy and Fry were in there or running away so she wouldn’t have to. Leela felt her breathing speed up and she slowly lost hold of her tightly reigned self-control, terrified of entering the boardroom and finding Amy hating her. Fighting to maintain control of herself Leela frantically told herself that Amy might not even be in there, Fry might not be in there, but her mind screamed what if they are inside? She asked herself why it mattered so much if Amy hated her, her mind told her that it just did. It brought pictures of the night before, of Leela holding Amy, caring for Amy, lovin…Leela cut herself off abruptly, refusing to listen. It was impossible, Leela and Amy had done nothing but snipe at each other since Leela had joined Planet Express, apart from rare moments, there was no way Leela’s feelings could change overnight. Yet her mind insisted on bringing up the night before, asking Leela if that was what people who disliked each other did? Leela had no answer, just the frantic beating of her heart warning her.
“Keep Out. Don’t Look. Keep Out. Don’t Look!” it told her, urging her to run, not to risk finding out that Amy hated her. Half of Leela didn’t want to find out and half of her needed to.
“Are you okay?” asked a voice behind Leela, breaking her out of her reverie and making her spin round to face her questioner.

It was Amy. Leela looked in disbelief, Amy wasn’t in the boardroom, she was outside, not with Fry. Which meant, Leela realised, she didn’t know what Leela had done. She didn’t know which meant she didn’t hate Leela. Leela felt tears rise to her eye and she struggled to blink them back, she was relieved yet she wanted to cry. She stared at Amy a little more before giving into her urges and sinking to the ground, bringing her knees up to her chest and rocking herself slowly back and forth, letting her tears roll freely. Amy looked puzzled by Leela’s behaviour, which was so different to her normal controlled attitude, before realising something must be wrong and worrying.
“Leela, what’s wrong?” she questioned, her voice full of concern. Leela looked at Amy through a veil of tears, before answering in a choked whisper.
“I thought you hated me,”
Whatever answer Amy had expected it hadn’t been that, a puzzled frown etching itself on her face.
“Why would I hate you? Especially after last night,”
“Because…because of what I did to Fry…” sobbed Leela, staring at Amy, looking for any sign of disgust. Amy’s puzzled look increased tenfold, wondering what the hell Fry had to do with Leela’s current state.
“What did you do to Fry that could make me hate you?”
“I broke his heart Amy, and I wouldn’t tell him why I was doing it! I thought you were in there and he’d told you and you’d be disgusted and hate me!” rambled Leela, her tears pouring out. Amy didn’t know what to say, seeing Leela in such an upset state was bad enough, but the fact that she was in that state because she thought Amy would hate her was mind boggling. Amy looked at Leela in tears on the floor and felt the urge to do something, so she crouched down beside her and cupped Leela’s cheeks in her hands, forcing Leela to look directly into her eyes.
“Leela, whatever happened between you and Fry is between you two okay, I don’t hate you,” she said softly, using her thumbs to wipe away Leela’s tears.
“I couldn’t stand it if you hated me Amy!” wept Leela hysterically.
“Shush, its okay Leela, I don’t hate you,” reassured Amy, “but why does it matter so much to you?”
“I don’t know and I can’t stand it! All I know is something changed Amy, and you can’t hate me!”
“I don’t hate you,” repeated Amy, slowly standing up, pulling Leela up with her. “Now tell me exactly what happened with you and Fry to make you lose control like this,”
“I told him I couldn’t love him and it wouldn’t work, I said he wasn’t right for me and he wouldn’t understand if I told him why, I yelled at him that I never gave him a chance because I didn’t want him, and I wouldn’t tell him why,” sniffled Leela, not looking at Amy’s face. Amy gently turned Leela’s face to hers again.
“Tell me why Leela, whatever it is I promise I won’t hate you,”
“I can’t Amy, you say now you wouldn’t hate me, but you would, everyone would,” insisted Leela, her tears drying as she tried to look away from Amy’s face, but Amy wouldn’t let her.
“I won’t hate you Leela,”
“You’ll be disgusted with me then,”
“I won’t, I promise,”
“You can’t promise me that!”
“I can and I am, now please Leela, tell me what’s wrong,”

Leela looked into Amy’s eyes searchingly, not saying a word to break the silence Amy’s question had left. Amy accepted Leela’s searching gaze unflinchingly, holding her tongue, know that if Leela was going to tell her she would do it in her own time. Leela broke off her search and paused to consider what she had seen in Amy’s eyes, honesty, sincerity, concern and worry, and maybe something else. Leela opened her mouth to say something then thought better of it. She looked at Amy again and then she made her decision.
“I can’t tell you Amy…” began Leela, putting a finger to Amy’s lips as she started to protest, “So I’ll show you,”
In a single swift movement Leela removed her finger and kissed Amy. Amy tensed in shock and surprise before relaxing under Leela’s warm lips, enjoying the sensation they brought while it lasted. The kiss was different to any Amy had ever experienced before, which was defiantly saying something, it was soft and gently, it would have been innocent if not for the underlying passion.

Then it was gone, as Leela suddenly pulled back.
“I’m a lesbian Amy, and I think I love you,” whispered Leela, watching Amy’s blissfully stunned face for a reaction. It took a few minutes for the words to sink in, and when they did Amy’s face became serious.
“Are you sure Leela?” asked Amy, not smiling nor frowning, instead keeping her face neutral as she looked at Leela’s terrified face, know how hard it must have been for Leela to admit her secret, and to answer Amy’s question.
“I’m sure Amy; I’ve never felt like this before. It came so suddenly to me yet so strongly, I’m in love with you,” said Leela quietly, but certainly. Amy took a moment to consider, and for a second Leela honestly believed that Amy was going to turn away. She didn’t, instead she slipped her arms around Leela’s neck and pressed her lips to Leela’s in a chaste kiss.
“Then I love you too,” Amy murmured into Leela’s ear, so close that Leela could feel the heat of Amy’s breath. Leela pulled back to examine Amy’s flushed face.
“Are you sure Amy?”
“Yes, I wasn’t until last night but I am now,”
“Good,” replied Leela, letting Amy pull her in for another quick kiss. As their lips met, there came an anguished scream from behind them. They broke apart and turned to face the screamer, a familiar red haired man. Amy’s hand flew to her bruised lips and Leela swore violently.
“Shit! Talk about bad timing,” she cursed. Amy and Fry looked at her ludicrously.
“This is why you wouldn’t date me! You’re a lesbian with Amy!”
“Yes! No! I mean I…” stammered Leela.
“Which is it?!” demanded Fry.
“Both, I’m a lesbian but I wasn’t with Amy until this morning,” explained Leela, desperate for Fry to understand, “I didn’t want you to find out this way Fry, I swear!”
“How did you want me to find out?!” yelled Fry angrily, “After I made a fool of myself in front of hundreds of people? Oh wait a minute, I’ve already done that!”
“I’m sorry! I tried telling you to leave me alone but you wouldn’t listen!”
“You never said you were a lesbian!”
“I shouldn’t have had too! Damn it Fry, if you cared about me so much you would have left me alone when I asked you to instead of acting stupid!”
“Fine, I’ll leave you alone! I hope you and Amy are happy together! Happy?!”
“No Fry! I want to be your friend, can’t you understand that concept?”
“Obviously I’m too STUPID!”
“For god’s sake Fry, grow up! I’m a lesbian, I’m with Amy and I don’t want to go out with you, so deal with it and then we can still be friends. Until then I don’t want to know,”
“What!”
“Come on Amy,” said Leela, taking Amy’s hand and leading her inside the Planet Express building, closely followed by a very disgruntled Fry.

Chapter Four

Leela marched into the boardroom and sat down, pulling Amy who sat next to her. They were followed by Fry who took the seat furthest away from the two women, a mixture of pain and dejection plainly on his face as he glared at them in stony silence. They made a point of ignoring him by gazing into each others eyes and holding hands under the table.

They continued to hold hands and gaze at each other until Bender finally decided to grace the crew with his presence, over an hour late. After Bender had taken his seat Hermes stood up.
“Now we’re all here, I can tell ya there’s no delivery’s today, so ya all get the day off.”
A series of cheers swept the room, apart from Fry who was too busy glaring at Leela to notice the announcement.
“Now before I let ya go is there anymore news?” asked Hermes. Fry shot Leela and Amy a poisonous smirk before speaking.
“I think Amy and Leela have something to say Hermes,” he said innocently as Amy and Leela looked at each other again, this time in panic.
“Really, what is it?” questioned Hermes, his voice curious. Amy raised an eyebrow at Leela, who nodded slightly. They both stood up, holding hands, and braced themselves.
“Leela and I love each other,” Amy revealed. Bender choked on his cigar, the professor woke up and Hermes struggled to find a suitable phrase.
“Sweet chimpanzee of Tennessee, you’re lesbians!” he managed to splutter after a few minutes of incoherence.
“Yes we are,” confirmed Leela.
“But how will you meatbags output? Damn you, I just start understanding you skintoobs and you go and confuse me again!” yelled Bender.
“Sorry Bender, but its just the way we feel,” said Leela, looking at Amy lovingly. Hermes looked thoughtful for a moment, before asking, “So that means ya’re a couple right?”
“Yeah,” answered Amy and Leela in perfect unison, surprising themselves.
“So that means I can knock ya down to a couples wage!” announced Hermes gleefully.
“What!”
“Now off ya go people, it’s a day off!”
“But…”
“Shoo, I got papers to requisition,”

Leela and Amy strolled down the street, enjoying each others company.
“Everyone took the news better then I thought they would,” commented Leela, slipping her arm around Amy’s waist to deter the looks of men who might try to ‘steal’ her. Amy took a sideways glance at Leela and snickered.
“What’s so funny?” demanded Leela teasingly.
“You look at everyone like they’re a threat, but you should know I love you,” giggled Amy, resting her head on Leela’s shoulder.
“Good, because I love you too,” said Leela, holding Amy’s waist a little tighter.
“So what do you want to do?” asked Amy.
“I was thinking a walk around the park, if that’s okay with you?”
“Sounds great,” replied Amy, smiling broadly as Leela steered her towards the park. She smiled up until Leela jolted to a sudden stop, looking pale. Amy’s grin was quickly replaced by a worried frown.
“Leela, what’s up?”
“I saw someone I knew,” choked Leela, staring through the crowded park to a slim, brown haired woman with glasses.
“Who?” asked Amy, slowly becoming uncomfortable with Leela’s hungry eye.
“Daniela, my first girlfriend,” murmured Leela quietly, “I haven’t seen her since we broke up…”
“Whoa, back up a minute. I never knew you had a girlfriend,”
“Because I never told anyone, which is one of the reasons she ended with me…”

“We need to talk,” Daniela told Leela, her voice barely above a whisper. Leela knew that it was serious; her girlfriend only used the quiet voice when something was wrong.
“What is it? Is something wrong?”
“Everything’s wrong Leela, I can’t do this anymore,”
“W…what do you mean? What can’t you do anymore?”
“I can’t stand hiding us anymore. Sometimes I think you’re ashamed of me Leela, and the thought hurts.”
“Then don’t think it, it’s not true! You know I love you,”
“But I don’t know that for sure anymore Leela. You won’t even tell you’re workmates about us!”
“It’s not that easy Daniela,”
“Why not, because I’m a woman like you? Are you ashamed of being a lesbian? Or are you just ashamed of me?”
“Of course not, you’re being ridiculous!”
“Am I? What’s so ridiculous about wanting everyone to know about us? We are a couple aren’t we, or am I just the girl you go to when you need a pick-me up?”
“Come on Dannie, I promise we can tell everyone soon, just give me a little more time,”
“Don’t you ‘come on Dannie’ me, its not that easy this time! You keep telling me you’ll tell everyone, that you need more time, well what if I’m tired of waiting? What then?”
“Don’t be like that, you know I want to tell everyone, but I can’t right now.”
“Why not?”
“It’s complicated, I need to work something out,”
“You’ve had three months to ‘work something out’, and I’ve had enough of it. Either we tell people by tomorrow or I’m leaving,”
“Please Dannie, I can’t!”
“Then I guess this is goodbye. I’ll miss you Leela, just like I love you, but I won’t keep on hiding.”
“Dannie please, just give me more time!”
“I gave you as much time as I could, my heart can’t take it anymore Leela. I love you but I won’t break my heart waiting for you,” declared Daniela softly, as she walked out the door and out of Leela’s life. Leela sank to her knees and cried.

“That’s horrid! How could she do that, just walk out on you like that?!” spat Amy.
“It was my fault, she waited for me to tell people but I just kept on stalling. She was a brilliant, caring, kind and compassionate person, everything I wanted, but I couldn’t bring myself to tell everyone. She was so patient, accepting my excuses, my pleas for more time, never complaining about it that much. It broke my heart when she left, because I knew I could have stopped her if I’d just been a bit braver, if I’d told people. I still miss her sometimes you know,” admitted Leela sadly, unaware that Amy had stiffened considerable.
“You still miss her?” asked Amy sharply, suddenly making Leela realise what was wrong.
“I meant I did miss her,” stammered Leela, racing to correct herself. She took her arm from Amy’s waist and grasped both her hands instead, forcing Amy to look her in the eye. “I missed her before I fell in love with you,”
Amy looked at Leela, watched Leela’s worried face stare back at her, “Are you sure you love me?” she questioned.
“Of course I’m sure! I’m sorry I said anything!” apologized Leela. Amy tilted her head to one side and smiled.
“I forgive you, just this once,” she smirked, before giving Leela a quick peck on the lips. Leela sighed with relief, until she noticed something.
“Oh god…she’s coming over!”
“What!”
“Dannie…I mean Daniela, she’s coming over!” gaped Leela in shock.

Daniela strode over casually, but purposefully, towards Amy and Leela.
“Hi Leela, long time no see,” she smiled friendlily. Leela opened her mouth to answer but her throat was bone dry and she couldn’t make a sound. Amy noticed Leela’s reaction and felt a wave of jealousy sweep her.
“Hello, you must be Daniela,” she said, forcing herself to smile, “Leela’s told me so much about you,”
“Really? I hope it wasn’t anything bad,” Daniela laughed, “Anyway, I didn’t catch your name,”
“I’m Amy Wong, Leela’s girlfriend,” stated Amy, stressing the word girlfriend.
“Wow, that’s wonderful news! I’m so glad that Leela found someone she’s not ashamed to be with and can be happy with,” grinned Daniela, though her choice of words made Leela flinch, “So how long have you been dating?”
“We just started today,” said Amy warily.
“Well, I’m sure you’ll be together for a long time, Leela’s a wonderful person, most of the time,” said Daniela with a chuckle.
“I know she is,” Amy agreed, beginning to relax, “She’s not a bad kisser either,”
“Don’t I know it! Anyway, I gotta go, places to be, people to see. Maybe I’ll see you guys later,” said Daniela, starting to walk away.
“Maybe, bye than,” waved Amy.
“Bye Amy…and Leela,” Daniela replied with a wave over her shoulder. When she was gone Amy turned to Leela.
“She seemed nice,”
“I know,” said Leela, watching Daniela disappear into the distance.

Chapter five

Fry kicked a can out of the way as he walked down the street with his head down, bitterly disappointed at how well everyone had taken the news about Amy and Leela. It wasn’t fair, he’d done wonderful things for Leela and she wouldn’t give him a chance, instead she went and left with Amy, who’d done nothing but be mean since the day Leela walked into Planet Express. It was twisted, maybe if he hadn’t tried so hard Leela would have noticed him, noticed him and dated him. Fry felt humiliated, why had she let him play the opera if she had known it was no good? Why hadn’t she stopped him? Even though Fry knew it wouldn’t have worked she could have at least tried, instead of letting him embarrass himself in front of hundreds of people. Now everyone knew he was a failure, and an idiot for giving back the hands. Now Fry was going to be alone, after everything he’d done he was still going to be alone, and the thought alone sucked.

Fry’s barrage of thoughts and regrets was cut off when he walked into someone, causing them to both fall over.
“Damn I’m such a klutz,” swore a distinctly feminine voice, causing Fry’s head to jerk up and look. On the ground before him was a woman with messy blonde hair with a pair of glasses framing hazel eyes. She quickly picked herself off the ground and Fry could now she was quite tall and curvy.
“Sorry, I wasn’t looking where I was going, let me help you up,” she offered, holding out her hand expectantly. Fry took it and was surprised at her firm grip as she pulled him up and ran her eyes over his body and face, making him blush slightly.
“Thanks for helping me up,” said Fry tentatively, watching her examine him. After she finished her quick inspection she waved off his thanks and smiled.
“No problem, it was my fault after all. I’m Juliet by the way, and you are?” she demanded, though her voice was soft.
“I…I’m Phillip, but everyone calls me Fry,” he managed to stammer in reply. As soon as he answered a look of shock covered her face and she re-scrutinized his face.
“You’re Phillip Fry, the holophoner? I can’t believe I didn’t recognize you; I was at your opera last night!”
At that revelation Fry blushed even harder, “Yeah, I’m sorry the ending was bad though…” began Fry before he was cut off.
“I thought the ending was lovely, I could tell it was from the heart.”
“You stayed for the ending?!”
“Well yeah, it was wonderful, if a bit shaky. That Leela woman you wrote it for is very lucky,”
“I wish she thought so,”
“What do you mean?”
“She wouldn’t go out with me, she prefers other women,” said Fry coldly
“Oh…I’m so sorry,” apologized Juliet, quickly feeling embarrassed.
“Don’t worry about it, you didn’t know,” said Fry, his voice warmer, “It’s just a bit upsetting you know. I wrote an opera for her and she wait until after to tell me she’s not interested in my gender.”

A sly smile appeared on Juliet’s face as she looked at Fry’s sad expression, an idea already forming in her mind. The guy was cute, maybe to the point of sexy, he was obviously caring if he’d wrote an opera for the girl he loved, and at that moment, he was upset. Juliet saw her chance and took it.
“Do you want to talk about it? We could go and have a coffee at Starbucks or something…if you like,” she said, forcing her voice to sound shy and nervous. He fell for it hook, line and sinker, looking at her and smiling.
“Sure, that could be nice, and you can tell me more about yourself,”
“Great! Shall we go now then?” she asked, grinning widely.
“Okay,” agreed Fry match her grin with one of her own, as he gently took her hand and led her to a café.

Amy watched Leela gaze after Daniela’s distant figure with a twinge of annoyance.
“You okay Leela?” she asked, breaking into Leela’s reverie.
“Wha…yeah, I’m fine. It was just a shock to see Dannie, I mean Daniela, after so long it all.”
“I’ll bet, seeing your first major girlfriend again must have brought up all sorts of buried emotions,” spat Amy darkly, causing Leela to stare at Amy in puzzlement.
“What’s the matter with you?”
“Spleese, nothing, not a thing, except my girlfriend’s pining after her ex!”
“I’m not pining after her; I just never expected to see her again so I was surprised,”
“Which is why you couldn’t speak when she was here and you’re staring after her with a puppy dog eye looking like the worlds about to fall apart!” huffed Amy, pulling herself away as Leela tried to grasp her hands.
“Amy, of course I’m not gonna be able to speak around her and I’m going to stare after her to first few times we meet her, she was my first girlfriend! What you’ve gotta remember is that even though I stare at her, its you I love now, and I need your support,”
“What about me Leela? I don’t like the way you look at her, so hungry and longing, it’s almost like I’m a bad replacement!”
“That’s not true Amy! I want you, not her, you!”
“Then why do you look at her the way you do? I don’t understand it!”
“I look at her that way I do because I loved her! Feelings that strong don’t just fade away Amy, I was with her for months before I wrecked everything! So I’m sorry if the first time I see her after she walked out of my life I’m a little shocked!” yelled Leela, tears forming in her eye. Amy could hear how upset Leela was so she turned and wrapped her arms around Leela’s waist.
“Okay, I’m sorry Leela. I just got jealous, you’re the first person to really put me first for once and I don’t want to lose you to someone else. Can you forgive me?” she asked gently, wiping away Leela’s tears.
“Of course I can,” sniffed Leela, “I love you,”
“I love you too,” whispered Amy, before softly kissing Leela tenderly on the lips. The kiss was short but loaded with passion and it left Leela breathless. Holding onto each others hands, they resumed their walk.

Fry gazed across the table at Juliet who was smiling sweetly.
“So tell me about yourself,” he said suavely, making Juliet’s face redden.
“Well, I‘m from the early 21st Century, I froze myself when I was 18 and I’ve been in the future for five years so I’m 23.”
“Wow, I was frozen too!”
“No way! When were you frozen?”
“At the end of the 20th Century, when I was twenty. I was defrosted at the start of the 31st Century so I’ve been here for about five years too! Right now I’m twenty-five,”
“That’s amazing!
“So are you,” murmured Fry smoothly, making Juliet blush even harder.
“I’m nothing much, just a girl all alone in the big city…with nowhere to stay,”
“You could stay at mine,” blurted out Fry, not thinking in through before the words were out. Juliet pretended to look thoughtful, but inside she was grinning triumphantly. He’d fallen for it, the lost girl act worked every time.
“I suppose I could …if you really don’t mind,” she said slowly, making sure to hesitate at the right moment.
“Of course I don’t mind!” reassured Fry, oblivious to the sly, devious look that had appeared in Juliet’s eyes.
“Then that would be fantastic,”

Chapter six

While they had been walking, Amy and Leela’s hands had parted; instead Leela’s arm was around Amy’s waist as they strolled through the park, in a comfortable quiet. The sounds of other people seemed dulled, not penetrating their blissful companionship. The argument from earlier had cleared the air between them making them rest easy, knowing that they understood each other perfectly, with nothing hidden.

At least, Amy believed there was nothing hidden, but Leela knew better. Leela knew there was something hidden because she was the one hiding it. She had lied to Amy and she felt guilty, but it had been for the best. If Amy knew that she was lying, that she wasn’t over Daniela, it didn’t bear thinking about. She could imagine Amy’s reaction, the flash of confusion that would flash across her beautiful features, which would be quickly replaced with anger, and then the raw pain, it always ended in pain.
Every time Leela ended it with someone there was always pain, Daniela had been the first one to dump Leela, to teach her about the pure agony when someone you loved didn’t love you back. It was a lesson that Leela had never forgotten which was why she had decided it would be better not to tell Amy about her craving for Daniela, that it would be better to pretend she was happy and save them both from hurt. She had decide that she would just ignore the aching that had started coming with every beat of her heart since she had seen Daniela, it had faded before and it would do again, with time.

But what could Leela do in the mean time, and what if she saw Daniela again? What if she couldn’t contain herself next time? It would be humiliating and disappointing, and again there would be pain. Leela realised she would have to work harder than ever before, she would have to hide her feelings again, but this time it was from the person she really loved and not from everyone else. Leela felt filthy inside, she was as good as using Amy as a pick me up, just like she’d used Fry, and she disgusted herself. The only consolation Leela could offer herself was the fact she did feel something for Amy, not as strongly as she felt for Daniela, but the feelings were still there. For now they would have to do.

Once Daniela knew she was out of Amy and Leela’s sight she slowed her pace while she flicked her long brown hair over her shoulder and sighed. It had hurt her slightly to see that Leela had gotten over her already, while she was lingering in the past, Leela had gotta a beautiful new girlfriend while Daniela was left alone. The brief meeting had reopened old wounds that Daniela had fought so hard to heal, forcing her to remember how she had coped after she had walked away.

Daniela sat on the couch in her living room, in the apartment she had brought to share with Leela. The TV was on but Daniela didn’t know which channel or programme was onscreen, she couldn’t focus properly. It was the second week after her break-up with Leela and she was beginning to accept that Leela wasn’t going to call and say that she was sorry, that she would tell everyone about them and they could be happy. Daniela felt like her heart couldn’t be mended, she had left Leela in the hope that it would shock her into action, instead Leela had given up and Daniel had never felt so alone, even the hidden meetings were better than this, this infinite loneliness, thinking that she was the only one who cared or knew about the break-up. Her friends had already been around to cheer her up, but she couldn’t tell them why she was so upset, Leela had wanted her to wait until they could tell everyone they were together and how could Daniela tell her friends about a break-up when they didn’t know about the relationship. After the first week they had gotten frustrated and left her to wallow in lost chances and her despair…

Daniela shook her head to clear the memories, not wanting old feelings; old pain to add to her present emotionally injured state. She had moved on from then and become stronger, she had thrown herself into her work and risen through the ranks to the top, she had no reason to be upset. She was the deputy boss at a huge business, she was on talking terms with the mayor, she had earned vast amounts of money and she was friends with an infamous woman, she was meant to be happy! But she wasn’t, because for all her friends and all her money, she was trapped in a void of loneliness. Sighing again she checked her watch, and gasped. She had fifteen minutes to get to the ‘Fire Dancers’ bar and meet her friend, she was going to have to hurry. She quickened up and started to run.

Juliet smirked slightly at Fry’s triumphant face, her mind going into overdrive with various plans and thoughts. Glancing at her watch, her smirk froze, she had fifteen minutes to meet up with the only friend who would put up with her, and Juliet knew she couldn’t be late.
“Damn it!” she swore, catching Fry’s attention instantly.
“What’s up?” he asked, a hint of concern tingeing his voice. Juliet ran a hand through her hair and put a disappointed look on her face.
“Can you give me the address Fry, its just I really have to meet up with one of my friends and I can’t be late,” she explained, “I’d invite you too but it’s a girly chat, you know.”
“Sure, no problem,” said Fry cheerfully, producing a piece of paper and a pen and writing down his address, “come whenever you like!”
“Oh I will do, now I gotta run, so later Fry,” said Juliet, planting quick kiss on Fry’s cheek and racing out of the café.

Daniela stormed down the street, her feet pounding the pavement as she rapidly approached the bar. She reached the entrance gasping for breath, but on time. She neatened her attire and went inside to find a spare table or her friend, and checking the bar area confirmed her expectations, she had to find a table. She scanned the crowd for an empty table and managed to spot one near the front.

Five minutes after she sat down, her friend all but fell inside, her face red and she was wheezing. Daniela had to laugh, her friend pretended to be all graceful but inside she was anything but. Having pity on her exhorted friend she called her over.
“Hey Juliet, over here!” she shouted over the noise of the bars other customers. Juliet glanced to Daniela and dragged herself into a seat.
“Sorry…I’m…late,” she panted, wiping sweat off her forehead.
“No problem, I got used to it after the first twenty times,” chuckled Daniela. Catching her breath, Juliet playfully glared.
“I’m not that bad, and besides…I found a live one!” she exclaimed.
“Oh Juliet, not again! You said you’d stop after Justin was institutionalised,”
“I know, but I couldn’t help it, this one’s cute!”
“They were all cute, and now they’re all depressed, in jail or dead!”
“Yeah, but that’s not my fault, they shouldn’t chase what they can’t handle,”
“Chase you? You lead them on!”
“Well, maybe a little bit…Anyway, it’s still not my fault they can’t handle it when I leave!”
“What they can’t handle is you leaving with all their money and all their stuff,”
“A girls gotta make a living somehow,” said Juliet, as if that justified everything, Daniela just smiled.

Chapter seven

“So then, who is this ‘live one?” asked Daniela with grin, causing Juliet to sigh softly.
“Oh he’s the cutest redhead I’ve ever seen, he could use some toning but he’s adorable anyway, so sweet!” murmured Juliet as she imagined his face smiling at her.
“So does that mean you’ll actually stay with this one, maybe settle down?” quizzed Daniela hopefully, making Juliet laugh out loud.
“Hell no! I plan on getting all I can out of him and ditching him like I did with the others, his cute and caring personality is just an added bonus,” she chortled, her whole body shaking with mirth.
“Oh well,” muttered Daniela, “What’s his name?”
“You won’t believe it, but you know that famous holophoner player that bombed out last night?”
“Yes…wait a minute, you don’t mean that he the ‘live one’ do you?”
“I do!” squealed Juliet gleefully, “I’m dating the Phillip J Fry! This is the big one Danni, I can get what I need and then I can live in comfort!”
“Oh no, no way Jaws, you can’t do this,” murmured Daniela.
“What do you mean I can? I already am, I used the lost girl act on him and now I’m staying at his apartment!” giggled Juliet.
“No, really Juliet, you can’t do this. Leela works with Fry,” explained Daniela.
“Your point being?”
“If you go out with Fry then you’ll have to meet Leela, and you won’t want to meet her alone so you’ll drag me along!”
“Danni, get to the point already!”
“Leela was my ex! I saw her today and she has a new girlfriend, I do not want to have to see her again!”
“Who says I’ll be with Fry long enough to meet Leela and his other work mates? You worry too much Danni.”
Daniela gave a long suffering sigh, “With you around Jaws, I don’t worry enough,”

Fry left the café with a spring in his step. Only this morning he’d been depressed and unhappy and now it felt like he was flying. His life seemed brighter, and it was all down to bumping into someone.
“Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night,” muttered Fry dreamily, “or should that be, this day?”
He drifted towards the park in a haze, not really concentrating on anything except the vision in his head. That was until, he bumped into someone.
“Oh sorry,” he apologized.
“You will be you goddamn…Fry?”
The voice brought Fry back down to earth with a crash, it was Leela. Looking up at in the direction of the voice Fry saw it was indeed Leela, and with her was Amy.
“Sorry Leela, for this morning as well as just now. If Amy makes you happy then be with her,” Fry said, drawing shocked gasps from the two women, who glanced at each other before examining Fry to check if he was ill.
“Are you okay Fry, I mean, its good to know you accept Amy and me but what’s brought on the sudden change?”
“I’m in love,” stated Fry simply. Leela and Amy glanced at each other again, exchanging worried looks.
“How?” asked Amy, studying Fry like he was a child that needed protecting.
“I was walking down the street and she bumped into me. She said she had seen the opera, all of it, and she had liked it, even the end. I told her what had happen and she cared, so we went to a café to talk about it. I found out some things about her as well, she was frozen in the early 21st century and she’s twenty-three, she also had nowhere to stay so I offered to let her stay at mine. She accepted, but then she had to go and meet her friend for a girly chat so I’ll see her tonight and I’m in love!” explained Fry, blurting out all of the details.
“What’s her name?” asked Leela quickly, an extremely concerned look entering her eye.
“Juliet, she’s tall with messy blonde hair, and glasses that frame her eyes,”
“Oh crap!” swore Leela, making Fry and Amy jump.
“What is it?” demanded Amy, just beating Fry to the question.
“Don’t you see, its Juliet Checkland!” shouted Leela, and Amy yelped as she recognized the name.
“It can’t be her, why would she choose Fry?”
“Don’t you get it; she goes for the ones she can get the most out of! Fry’s kind and caring, and a famous holophoner with a big bank balance!”
“You’re right, and she’s already tricked Fry into loving her!”
“HOLD IT!” yelled Fry, “What the hell are you two talking about!”
Leela took a deep breath, “Juliet Checkland, is a gold digger. She goes from man to man taking their money and whatever else she can get her filthy hands on,”
“Liar!” said Fry coldly, “I don’t believe you two, I accept you after you break my heart and you try and make me leave the girl who’s healing it.”
“She’s telling the truth Fry! Juliet is a tragedy for the men she meets. It’s up to you what you do; we just don’t want you to get hurt,” soothed Amy
“You mean you want to be the only ones to hurt me, you both disgust me. You deserve each other!” spat Fry as he stormed off, leaving a disgruntled Leela and Amy behind.

Chapter eight

Leela and Amy watched Fry storm off with identical looks of concern on their faces.
“Damn it,” swore Amy softly under her breath, “She’s already got to him!”
Leela slipped her arm around Amy, “Why do I get the feeling this is our fault?” she asked sadly as Fry got further into the distance. Amy sighed and rested her head on Leela’s shoulder.
“Because in a way it is our fault, we made him an easy target for her.”
“We have to do something to help him, she’ll tear him apart,” insisted Leela. Amy lifted her head off Leela’s shoulder.
“She’d just be finishing the job.”
Leela sadly nodded in agreement, and they both continued their walk through the park.

The romantic mood had gone and Amy could tell that Leela wanted to go home; Amy could also tell that Leela was concerned for Fry and though Amy knew it was silly she felt a small bubble of jealously again.
“I’m getting a bit hungry, wanna head over to Elzar’s, or we could head to my apartment and get some Chinese and a holo-film on the way back if you’d prefer?” suggested Amy, telling herself mentally to relax, hoping she could distract Leela from thoughts of home or Fry. Leela just sighed tiredly.
“Maybe tomorrow Amy, right now I’m going home,” she stated as she headed out of the park, leaving Amy standing alone, doubtful and seething.

Juliet smiled softly as she left the bar, ideas and plans forming in her mind as she walked. She had already figured out that Fry was pretty dim; he’d have to be to fall for her act so quickly when all the other guys had taken a lot of convincing. She’d also worked out that if she could work him the right way then he’d do whatever she told him too, and she’d tell him a lot. Fishing around in her back pocket she found the piece of paper with Fry’s address on and her smile turned into a smirk. The route to his apartment meant she would have to go past the park, which meant that she would have a chance to scout the area for hot prospects, which was good because she liked to be prepared. Sure Fry was meant to be the last one, but it couldn’t hurt to line up some other guys in case something went wrong, not that anything would go wrong. Smirking, Juliet practically skipped towards the park, it was gonna be a great day.

Leela trudged slowly out of the park, not bothering to think about Amy who she’d left at the park, nor did she think of Fry who she had hurt. As Leela shuffled to the exit of the park, she thought of Danni. Danni with hair that glistened in the moonlight, Danni whose arms were a base of comfort, Danni who had lit up Leela’s whole world with a single smile. Leela thought of Danni who she missed desperately. Leela thought of how hopeless it was now, now she was with Amy and had lost Fry, and was without the one woman she truly wanted. As she walked out of the park, Leela was lost in thought.

Amy watched Leela walk out of the park, and struggle to control her emotions.
“该死,” swore Amy, “Why do I always get left behind? Is it something I say or do I just repel people, 该!”
She gazed longingly at the park gate where Leela had just left, and swore again. She wasn’t sure way, but Amy had the feeling that she was losing Leela before she had really got her, and Amy didn’t like the feeling one bit. The more Amy thought about it, the more she could see that Leela’s reaction to Daniela was not the normal ‘I’ve just seen my ex’ reaction. Her mind went into overtime for the first time in her life as she started to plot how to win Leela away from Daniela before it was too late.

Juliet felt herself slam into something warm before she fell on her butt, and she swore loudly.
“God damn it! That’s the second time today I’ve bumped into someone!”
“It’s the second time today I’ve been bumped into,” came a decidedly harsh female voice. Juliet flinched slightly at the iciness in the voice before climbing to her feet.
“I am so sorry, I guess I wasn’t looking where I was going,” apologized Juliet quickly glancing up. When she saw who she was talking to she did a double take.
“My god, its Turanga Leela!” she gasped. Now it was Leela’s turn to be surprised.
“How do you know my name?” she demanded, not quite comfortable with someone she didn’t know knowing her name. Juliet’s face suddenly set in an expression twice as harsh as Leela’s tone of voice.
“You broke my best friend’s heart,” she stated, her voice cold and steely.
“What are you talking about?!”
“Daniela,” Juliet said simply, but it was enough to make Leela freeze in place.
“How do you know about that?” she whispered.
“Like I said, she’s my best friend bitch.”
Leela didn’t even get angry at the insult; she was too shocked to get upset.
“She told you about us? She promised that we wouldn’t tell anyone.”
“She didn’t tell me until afterwards, after I found her crying her heart out. Do you know what it’s like watching your best friend waste away and not know why? She wouldn’t tell me what was wrong, she was afraid I’d be disgusted with her, the way you were ashamed of her. You broke down her faith, and I didn’t know because she wouldn’t tell me! Damn it, it took me ages to find out what was wrong, and even longer to reassure her I would still be her friend!”
Leela watched Juliet’s tirade and felt a wave of guilt and remorse sweep her.
“I’m sorry,” she murmured. Juliet stopped ranting and looked at Leela with a look of pure disgust.
“You ought to be, though it’s not me you should apologise to, you didn’t break my heart.”
“Right, I have to talk to Danni and sort this out. Who are you anyway?”
“I’m Juliet Checkland.”
Juliet suddenly found herself back on the ground, trapped by a boot on her chest.
“You little cow!” shouted Leela, “You lecture me on breaking Danni’s heart when you intend to do the same to Fry!”
“WHAT! How do you know about Fry?”
“He’s my best friend!”
Juliet gripped Leela’s leg and twisted sharply, sending Leela crashing to the ground.
“Really, well then I’ll give you some advice. Keep the hell out of my way and maybe I’ll stop before he kills himself, or before he goes insane.”
Leela launched herself on top of Juliet, gripping the front of Juliet’s shirt and forcing her to look directly into Leela’s eye.
“You’ll stop before then, you’ll stop right now!”
“I don’t think so! I intend to keep hold of Fry for as long as possible!” screeched Juliet, grapping hold of Leela and forcing her to roll, leaving Juliet on top.
“I refuse to let you break his heart!” yelled Leela, continuing the roll to get back in the top position.
“Like you broke Danni’s!” roared Juliet, throwing Leela off of her, “I least I didn’t tell Fry that I love him, I haven’t promised him the world if he’ll give me a little more time!”
Juliet sprung to her feet and walked over to Leela on the floor, before taking hold of Leela’s arm and yanking her upright. Juliet moved her lips right next to Leela’s ear before whispering,
“If you even attempt to interfere with my plans, I’ll wipe the floor with you, you’re not the only one who knows how to fight.”
With that last warning, Juliet tossed Leela back on the ground and strode away, leaving Leela to wonder what the hell jus