DUEL FOR FRY

[jle1993]

Heres the rules, verbal actions like *swings for the legs*
We have a virtual Sword, we'll fight untill one of us gives up or leaves or if one of us fails to block or dodge a shot

[futurama rules]

ok

[futurama rules]

well

[jle1993]

*picks up sword and enters fighting stance*

[futurama rules]

r u scared

[jle1993]

You wish, pick up your sword before I attack you anyway

[futurama rules]

sword up

[jle1993]

*stabs at FR's gut*

[futurama rules]

dodges the sword

[jle1993]

swings sword round as fr dodges

[futurama rules]

grows wings and flies up so jle cant reach

[jle1993]

also grows wings and chases fr

'whats the matter, you a coward?'

[futurama rules]

no i am not

swings sword at her head

[jle1993]

parrys and flys behind fr, swinging the sword as I go

[futurama rules]

parrys dont know what it means,cuts own wings of falls to floor, lands perfectly and there is no sign of jle

[jle1993]

swoops down and chops at fr's head

(parry means block) 'stop running away and fight'

[futurama rules]

this is so boring


fry jumps in front of me and dies and with his last breath curses jle

[jle1993]

*heals Fry and he curses FR for trying to kill him*
'If you're bored then stop the fight and give me Fry.'
*swings sword hard at FR's head*

[futurama rules]

fry is already dead you can't bring him back2 life

[jle1993]

I can, theres no rule against it, and if you get bored then don't kill Fry, it just proves you don't want him as much as me. And since you never dodged or blocked my last shot, I win anyway. Fry is mine.

[futurama rules]

no he is not
your just lame only little kids wanna play withe swords
I get my men in a different way

[jle1993]

Hey, you don't need to diss me. I can get my guys through a very different way, I just thought it'd be more entertaining to do it this way. If you don't like it then piss off.

[futurama rules]

HAy I was just saying

[jle1993]

Well don't, I don't find insults funny.

[futurama rules]

they were not insults

[jle1993]

Sure, saying I'm a lame little kid isn't an insult, great logic.

[futurama rules]

I was saying only little kids wanna play with toy swords not that you are a little kid
youre the same age as me

[jle1993]

Fine, just forget about all this, I can't be bothered to argue tonight

[futurama rules]

OK

[KingZoidberg]

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