The I HATE ZOIDBERG Club

[jle1993]

Someone suggested this and I started it. I HATE ZOIDBERG. Anyone who doesn't like him can join me in Zoidberg bashing.

[bending_unit_22]

You actually did this? Apparently you didn't know that I was kidding when I said that. But if you want to do it leave me out of it.

[frys_red_jacket]

lol they have these sort of clubs on aol message boards, won't be joining this one sorry jle but i actually like zoidberg

[jle1993]

Bendy, I knew you were kidding but I'm not, I really hate Zoidy, and if no-one wants to bash him with me then I'll bash him on my own *gets out hammer*

[bending_unit_22]

Well you and every other Futurama character can bash on him. He's already poor, smelly, lonely, I mean hasn't he suffered enough?

[jle1993]

No, he's pathetic. He never stand up for himself, he thinks he has friends, he's a useless doctor, and I can't stand him. I just wish he'd find a quarter and use it in a booth.

[1B-DI]

*storms in* I LOVE ZOIDBERG *storms out*

[frys_red_jacket]

looks like you're on your own here jle

[jle1993]

I'm happy on my own, I'll be alone forever so whats new?
*get hammer and smashs Zoidbrg to bits*

[bending_unit_22]

Just remember, one day Zoidberg is gonna go crazy and he may snap your head off. I'd be careful if I were you. Zoidberg's crazy!

[jle1993]

*rips Zoidbergs head off* I hate him, he's pathetic and thinks he has friends! At least I know that I don't, apart from you people on the net.

[Gurman169]

OMG I LOVE ZOIDBERG HES THE BEST

[Pazuzu]

I want to quote Bender, even though I like Zoidberg...
Fry: They sure hate Dr. Zoidberg.
Bender: Pft. Posers! I was hating Zoidberg before it was cool.

Not saying that you are posers, but I love that line (A Taste of Freedom)

[Gurman169]

Everyone loves to hate Zoidberg

[0]

I hate to hate zoidberg. Hes comic gold

[jle1993]

All you Zoidberg Lovers please leave the area

[1B-DI]

I think you'll find yourself alone here, jle!

[jle1993]

I think you'll find I am perfectly happy to be alone, then I can read, write, play loud music, dance, and generally have a good time with noone complaining

[0]

But everyone wants to party

[jle1993]

No Zoidberg lovers invited

[0]

awwww

[jle1993]

*shooing motion*
Bye bye
*turns up music*
Party party party
*chops up Zoidberg*
Hacky hacky hacky

[minute_man_yancy_fry]

altho i DO like zoidberg, and i think he has some amazing lines, the episodes FEATURING him i didnt find all that great.. like crustation in love and lobstertainment. i think hes better as like... not a side character.. but not a main one either.

"alright ill take a look, but i remind you im an expert on humans, not robots. now lets see"
"im not bender.. im fry"
"reeeally? i thout YOU were the robot" AHAHAHAHAHA
"nope, human"
alright alright! spare me your life story!"

thats so funny.

[Gazereths]

I challenge you to claw plock Jle!! http://hometown.aol.com/almightyobo/images/zoidberg.jpg

[jle1993]

Accepted, I look forward to beating seven bells of sh*t out of Zoidberg. His lines suck, I haven't laughed at a single one.

[Gazereths]

Then you don't what is funny.....BTW i choose the giant nutcrakers...LOL

[jle1993]

I choose my hands, and I know what's funny and Zoidberg isn't it!
*crouches to defensive posture*

[gort]

Wow.

MONTHS later and she still feels the same!! LOL

Poor Zoidy!!!

[Gazereths]

I think he want's to rip her swim bladder out and show it to her...LOL

[jle1993]

Gort, I said I hate Zoidberg and hate isn't a word I use lightly

[gort]

Yes...I know!!

I'm just givin' ya a hard time....LOL

[1B-DI]

Poor Zoidy-boidy.

Hey Gort, maybe I'll join you guys for that beer. LOL

[gort]

Sure......that way, you can keep Zoidy busy while I chase Amy.....


Hehehehe.....

[frys_red_jacket]

have fun with that LOL

[Gazereths]

I'm sure the 'berg will need more than a single beer..I know he'll eat the glass, but come on...It'll take at least ten to calm THAT mental lobster down!!..LOL

[1B-DI]

Now wait a minute....Gort gets Amy and I get Zoidberg? How is that fair?? LOL

[frys_red_jacket]

it keeps gort quiet and happy LOL

[jle1993]

I'll keep Zoidy busy for you..*rubs hands together in a evil manner*

[frys_red_jacket]

uh oh she has that evil look in her eye guys

[jle1993]

*Feints shock* Me? An evil look, I have no idea what you mean.

[KingZoidberg]

I HATE YOU! ZOIDBERG IZ AWSOME TO ZA MAX!!!!!!

[Lucorio]

zoidberg is like my favorite animal a HERMIT CRAB!

[KingZoidberg]

go poop!

[Leela+Fry]

Nooo Zoidberg is fine as a side character but not a main character! I mean seriously, all the episodes featuring him were also the lowest rated on gotfuturama.com! Who's with me?

[frys_red_jacket]

i like him as a main character, hes got to be one of the funniest characters in my opinion

[Leela+Fry]

*zoidberg-like* Awwww :(

[frys_red_jacket]

lol

[Leela+Fry]

*bowing* Thank you, thank you.

[NightWolf]

lol

[KingZoidberg]

well i feel Zoidberg really keeps moments together in the show

[Leela+Fry]

Yes, but to me, he's not a great main character. He's good as a side character :D

[KingZoidberg]

he does relly make it funny on the side

[FryRulz]

How in my 8months here have i not found this lol


Wheres the pitchforks lol

[KingZoidberg]

Fry!!! How could you!.... lol

[FryRulz]

Im hungry and i need food lol

[KingZoidberg]

true.....

[FryRulz]

And i need my breakfest

[KingZoidberg]

whatcha eatin?

lobster

[FryRulz]

Well just had some pop tarts

[Leela+Fry]

off topic

[FryRulz]

Nah i was talking about eaten zoidberg

[Leela+Fry]

oh stupid me :D

[KingZoidberg]

no, semi stupid u

[Leela+Fry]

:D Personally, I like Zoidy as a side character. I don't hate him, but I don't like him as much as the main characters (and the best character ever, Fry. No one tops Fry)

[KingZoidberg]

i think he holds up pretty good

[Leela+Fry]

Yeah, but not as a main character. He's good as a side :)

[KingZoidberg]

....weve established that already yes lol

[Leela+Fry]

*darty eyes* I knew that....

[KingZoidberg]

lol

[Leela+Fry]

What? *darty eyes* I didn't do anything

[xrhstos]

:D Personally, I like Zoidy as a side character. I don't hate him, but I don't like him as much as the main characters (and the best character ever, Fry. No one tops Fry)

I agree with you.Zoidberg is a very good character and what makes him so good are the things he says when you least expect it.

[Leela+Fry]

Yeah, like this moment
Fry: My vision's fading, I think I'm gonna die!
Bender: Nah, the salt level was 10% below lethal
Zoidberg: Uh oh, I shouldn't of had seconds

[xrhstos]

Exactly! :)

[Leela+Fry]

:D

[KingZoidberg]

LOL funny!

[Leela+Fry]

I just had a random thought, Zoidy would be great on Family Guy, that show is so weird :D

[NightWolf]

yup like talking dog, talking baby and some stupid people lol

[Leela+Fry]

Yeah, why not a giant, talking lobster? They have a talking giant chicken!

[NightWolf]

Right, why not. lol

[Leela+Fry]

lol I can so imagine Zoidberg being on Family Guy and still not having any friends

[KingZoidberg]

mabey, lol thats funny thinkin about it

[Leela+Fry]

lol I bet Zoidberg and Meg would make friends, they both are ignored and disliked

[KingZoidberg]

lol, except Meg is hairy

[Leela+Fry]

lol I bet Zoidberg would fit in perfectly with the cast of Family Guy

[KingZoidberg]

lol too true!

[Leela+Fry]

I can imagine him freaking out Lois when Peter brings him home lol

[KingZoidberg]

LOL PETER WHTAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Zoidberg: "Hello!"

[Leela+Fry]

LOL

[KingZoidberg]

LOL

[Leela+Fry]

And everyone else is ok with it LOL

[KingZoidberg]

lol that'd be a kick-a** episode!

[Leela+Fry]

yeah and everyone likes Zoidberg except Lois! LOL

[KingZoidberg]

lol

[Hypno-Toad]

GET OFF THE DAMN FORUM jle, Zoidbergs great!

LOL PETER WHTAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Zoidberg: "Hello!"

LOL lol!

[Leela+Fry]

GET OFF THE DAMN FORUM jle, you suck, dickheaded person, Zoidbergs great! DICK!
Dude, wtf? Not everyone loves Zoidberg you know

[NightWolf]

Thats true.

[frys_red_jacket]

GET OFF THE DAMN FORUM jle, Zoidbergs great!



LOL lol!

ok first of all jles gone anyway, 2nd of all there was no need for what you wrote there everyones entitled to their own opinion and thirdly don't double post

[Leela+Fry]

They're gone now

[Lucorio]

hypno-toad was a meanie and made fun of pokemon (well he didnt make fun of pokemon just pretending)

[hippiemusicgal]

agreed

[Lucorio]

im gonna make a pokemon thread be right bacK!!!!

[xKathyx2k8x]

I Don't hate Zoidberg , he's just a bit of a pain

[hippiemusicgal]

Pokemon is awesome! or used to be I don't watch it anymore...

[KingZoidberg]

this club is wrong! zoidberg rules!

[Vintage1998]

yeah i agree with kingzoidberg but other people have their own opinions so im not going to say any more

[s1v3rt]

I don`t like him, he never really says anything funny, but he can make me chuckle :p

[Leela+Fry]

Great as a side, not as a main. That's all I'm gonna say

[KingZoidberg]

hail; zoidberg!

[Leela+Fry]

*laughs* I'm sorry, what?

[Lucorio]

*laughs* I like bacon?

[Leela+Fry]

*cough* Random *cough*

[KingZoidberg]

*cough* snickerdoodles *cough*

[Leela+Fry]

*leaves before randomness starts to take over*

[FryRulz]

Stop being off topic everyone

[Seymour!]

zoidberg is just a great piece of comic relief. thats all

[Leela+Fry]

Yup.

[rogercieslar]

yoidberg is one of the best characters
no.4 on mz list of futurama favourite characters

[KingZoidberg]

this thread deserves to die!

[Xbox 720]

Damn right!

[rogercieslar]

yeah

just tell me who created that thread and my friends from russian mafia gonna learn him how to love zoidberg

[beano2]

zoidberg is amazing

[Leela+Fry]

Yeah!

[oh! tonks]

How can anyone hate Zoidberg? He's as harmless as Nibbler and the funniest character in Futurama!

[frys_red_jacket]

LOL you think nibblers harmless, hed eat you and everyone you care about give him chance

[oh! tonks]

Point taken LOL
But my point is that Zoidberg is nothing to hate. He's just a poor lobster that never has had sex in his entire life. We should all feel sorry for him!

[Leela+Fry]

Yes, but everyone has different opinions and I respect that!

[oh! tonks]

I'm with you on that one. I'm just trying to get some sympathy for the lobster, that's all.

[frys_red_jacket]

well the good news i like zoidberg :)

[Leela+Fry]

I like Zoidy too, he's funny

[rogercieslar]

he's cool.his whoop-whoop! is the best.I can do even zoidberg's whoop-whoop!

[FryRulz]

Im embarressed to say this but i can aswell, and my brother and mates love it when i do it.

[KingZoidberg]

zoidy = cool!

[Leela+Fry]

I can do a bad whoop whoop noise!

[Lucorio]

Whoop Whoop oooooo!lol

[Leela+Fry]

It's our official "we won at Mario Kart" noise

[RRutter]

That's just plain mean. :(

[Leela+Fry]

How?

[RRutter]

Zoidberg is so innocent, & you know it. K? K.

[Leela+Fry]

lol

[rogercieslar]

lollol

[Sander.]

You mean (king) Zoidberg the member here? Yeah I hate him as well.

[rogercieslar]

I got nothing against kz but sometimes he makes me angry cos he thinks that If he lives in america he's king of the world and universe

[Sander.]

I got nothing against kz but sometimes he makes me angry cos he thinks that If he lives in america he's king of the world and universe

Indeed, he should realise that his country is quite shit compared to Europe.

[Lucorio]

once KZ see's this he's gonna be mad!

[FryRulz]

I reckon you should stop offending other countries and members here, or there will be punishments.

[rogercieslar]

ok I stop

[Sander.]

I'm not offending his country or him, I'm disagreeing with his lame patriotic statements such as: "Ehhh I'll fly over to your country and kick your ass". And he would vote for McCain.. nuff said.

[FryRulz]

Indeed, he should realise that his country is quite shit compared to Europe.


That isnt offending his country?

[Sander.]

That isnt offending his country?

No because every part of the world is.. less.. compared to Europe. :P You should know my fellow European brother!

[oh! tonks]

Come on you guys, you can't discuss either which country is the best or politics. We'll just never agree with each other... Just let it go. Besides, this is a thread for discussing the hate of Zoidberg, not discussing which members we hate...

[Sander.]

Zoidberg is the member right? Or is this about the Futurama character.. :P

[oh! tonks]

Haha?

[rogercieslar]

yeah I agree with sander
#you not perfect but the lord says love their neighbour
#shut,up flanders
#ok-didldily-doo

[Lucorio]

KZ needs a apology.............

[Ps360]

I got nothing against kz but sometimes he makes me angry cos he thinks that If he lives in america he's king of the world and universe

andyou type sentencies likethis so noone could absolutelyread it andifwecould read them they make nosense

[Xbox 720]

I've had it with jle1993! I'm going for a scuddle!

[Lucorio]

This thread has just turned to spam.http://www.cloverfieldmovieforum.com/images/smilies/tsk.gif

[rogercieslar]

I'm sorry If I make kz angry I didn't mean too.I deserve a big kick in butt

[frys_red_jacket]

ok thats enough now guys
stop getting at each others throats and get this place back on topic

[Leela+Fry]

What the hell happened while I was away?

[oh! tonks]

Lots and lots. I don't even know where to start *sigh*
Anyways, yea back on track... We all hate Zoidberg and... stuff...

[rogercieslar]

mmm.Ice cream

[Lucorio]

ice cream?!

[FryRulz]

Stay on topic dont talk about ice cream

[rogercieslar]

ok.so who likes zoidberg in futurama the game

[Leela+Fry]

Don't have it.

[Lucorio]

http://www.cloverfieldmovieforum.com/images/smilies/tsk.gif

[Leela+Fry]

What? I don't even have a PS2!

[Gazereths]

Damn you all for hating Zoidberg...Some day you'll watch, from down in the gutter you will, as King Zoidberg caresses your fancy thread!

[futuramafreak9]

zoidberg is pretty funny!!but,not annoying!!.i don't think you should:welcome:no one to this club!so i'll say BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!!!!!:tongue:

[Leela+Fry]

I like Zoidberg. But we all have different opinions

[Sharktopus]

I'm not the biggest fan of Zoidberg, but gosh darn it, I love when he dresses up like Jesus. That's his shining moment IMO.

I also love when his house burns down. LOL

[Leela+Fry]

LOL Zoidberg is one of the better characters, I'll tell you that