Who is sexier?

[Bend Her]

Who is the sexiest bending robot?

[gort]

I'm a dude, but I still gotta go with Bender....Coilettes' voice REALLY bugs me!!

Not a great poll for the guys, there Mr. Her

[1B-DI]

I voted Coilette.

[bending_unit_22]

Even though I'm in love with Bender, I picked Flexo because of his beard. There's just something about it that I like. I would of also settled for Calculon and a slight chance the Robot Devil. And I wouldn't consider any robot on Futurama "sexy" just slightly attractive.

[Bend Her]

I'm a dude, but I still gotta go with Bender....Coilettes' voice REALLY bugs me!!

Not a great poll for the guys, there Mr. Her

That's Miz Her to you! :P

[1B-DI]

:lol:

[gort]

So sorry madam.! :oops: :D

[Bend Her]

So sorry madam.! :oops: :D

So now I'm a hooker? :lol:

[1B-DI]

:lol:

[Sweetened Angel]

:lol:

[bending_unit_22]

If your a robot then your a hookerbot.

But anyway, what were we talking about again?

[gort]

Actually, a madam is merely a supervisor, miss.

[Bend Her]

You seem to know a lot about hookers. :shock: :D

[frys_red_jacket]

mmm id have to say robots just don't do it for me :lol:

[gort]

You seem to know a lot about hookers. :shock: :D

I wouldn't say, a LOT.........never had the need for one ( yet )....I'm gonna wait til I'm 75.....make it REALLY creepy!!



Hehehehehe :wink:

[frys_red_jacket]

:shock: :shock:

[Bend Her]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[gort]

Red is easily shocked, I guess!! Okay.....BACK ON TOPIC!!

[bending_unit_22]

I hope Bender isn't mad that I picked Flexo instead of him. I mean I like Bender but there's something about Flexo that made me pick him. Who knows what it was?

[frys_red_jacket]

his pointy magnetic beard??

[bending_unit_22]

Yep that was it. Maybe if Bender had a beard then I would of picked him. I like Bender's personality better though.

[jle1993]

I pick Flexo, though given half a chance I'd be with the Robot-devil like that *snaps fingers*, anyone notice that I'm power hungry?

[bending_unit_22]

Here's a list of the robots I'll consider being with.

Bender
Flexo
Calculon
Robot Devil

That's about it I guess.

[gort]

his pointy magnetic beard??

Red beat me to it!!! I would have said that EXACT same thing!! LOL






(pointy...lol)

[jle1993]

Pointy things are Very good. *Slaps head* Baaaaaad girl.

(and no I'm not thinking what you think I'm thinking, its something else)

[gort]

I bet it IS what I'm thinking.....and I hope, not TOO pointy....yikes!!

That'll be enough of THAT!!

[jle1993]

Hold on, what do you think I'm thinking? Coz for once its not flirty or dirty

[bending_unit_22]

I have a feeling that I don't want to be involved in this so I'm leaving now.

[gort]

Don't go Bendy!!!
We're joking around....Gort won't allow bad stuff to happen here!!!





( psssst..jle......so, what were you talking about? )

[jle1993]

(Smokey might be able to figure it out, so ask him. Or you could have a guess yourself)

[bending_unit_22]

Now where was I? Oh yeah, If I had to choose between Calculon, Flexo, and the Robot Devil who should I choose. (I didn't put Bender because he already knows I like him and I want to give someone else a chance)

[frys_red_jacket]

stick around bendy, don't leave things never get that bad

[jle1993]

Yeah, I normally know when to shut up :D

[bending_unit_22]

I ain't leaving. Where would I go, the moon. Now someone answer my question.

[jle1993]

The Robot Devil

[bending_unit_22]

Seriously? Mr. Obsessed With Irony? I guess he would be okay. As long as I don't have to marry him. I mean "Mrs. Robot Devil"

[gort]

Malfuctioning Eddie just needs a little love, Bendy....you could calm him...then make him yours!!

[bending_unit_22]

If I did that then I would probably explode. What about Calculon? How do you think things would turn out?

[gort]

His antenna are crooked....that is a sure sign of danger in dating!!!

[jle1993]

Seriously? Mr. Obsessed With Irony? I guess he would be okay. As long as I don't have to marry him. I mean "Mrs. Robot Devil"

If you don't want him then I'll have him, if I were a robot I mean

[bending_unit_22]

Well I am part robot. That's why I asked. You can have him but Fry, Bender, and Calculon are mine.

[jle1993]

OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!! I claimed Fry long before you joined, HE'S MINE!!!!!

[gort]

GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bending_unit_22]

You can have Fry then. Just watch out for Leela.

And if you want Zoidberg then I'll be extremely happy.

[jle1993]

EWWWWWWWWW, take that stinking lobster. And I'm happy to share Fry with Leela...BUT NOONE ELSE

[bending_unit_22]

It's a good thing Bender isn't seeing anyone.

You made Zoidberg feel bad. Now he's crying. Well I'm sure Bender will boil him up. Just don't eat him.

[jle1993]

EAT HIM?!?!?! I'd be sick, Zoidberg stinks!!

[bending_unit_22]

Leela would probably eat him. She did before.

Oh yeah you can also have Hermes, the professor, Zapp, and Nixon's head. If fact everyone can have those guys.

[jle1993]

Out of the humans I'll take, Fry and Zapp. I like Zapp, but I like Fry more

[1B-DI]

I'd be too afraid of catching some horrible disease from Zapp.

[jle1993]

Yeah, but Zapp's a high ranking space captain

[Gazereths]

Well...In early episodes they say he's a captain..Then the next time we see him he is a 25 star general......LOL

[gort]

Well.....he DID kill all those helpless spiders!! LOL

[1B-DI]

I don't CARE what his rank is, I don't want his "Captain's Itch!" :lol:

[cerberus]

i'm a dude, but its gotta be coilette.... least she's pretending to be a girl!

[jle1993]

I don't want his "Captain's Itch!" :lol:

Neither do I, but he IS a 25 star general...

[1B-DI]

He can take his 25 stars and bake them in a cake, for all I care. :lol:

[jle1993]

Awww, I'm not allowed cake *mutter*

[cerberus]

Also, why am i missing from this poll?

[gort]

Who? Danny......Bitey.....Bender.....or Fry? LOL

[jle1993]

I think he could mean Bender, in which case his question was answered earlier in the thread

[bending_unit_22]

Speaking of Fry, what about the Fry that thought he was a robot? And what about the other fembots like hookerbot? That would of gave the guys more options.

[cerberus]

No, i actually meant me, danny.

*poses for camera*

[jle1993]

*swoons*
Stop posing you're making me flush ;)

[Bend Her]

<<----------------------------------------- :( :( :(

How come nobody noticed my new dress? :( :( :( What does a girl hafta do around here to get noticed, take her shirt off on national TV?

[jle1993]

Very nice BH

[Bend Her]

:shock: :shock: :shock: Your fast! :shock: :shock: :shock:

[jle1993]

I do my best

[Bend Her]

I just noticed your post count. :lol:

[gort]

I noticed it in another thread....I've been gone.....

[Bend Her]

Oh crap! You two make me feel like a total slacker! :P

[gort]

I only joined in Jan.......but I post an average of 80 times a day...plus I'm a Moderator....you're doing fine....just keep posting!!!!

[frys_red_jacket]

i didn't know anyone could post so much in just over a month

[gort]

I'm awesome.




With free time.

[Pazuzu]

Oh crap! You two make me feel like a total slacker! :P Your doing great honey! I've been here for quite a while, and everyone keeps overtaking me! But then I only have an average of 4.23 posts per day! OK, you're behind me on that too, but you probably have a life outside the computer!!! My life seems to consist of school and computer!!!

[jle1993]

Mine is school, Luke and computer

[gort]

AH-HA!!! A new boy!!!


LUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!
Luke.

La-luke-la

Luke-la-lele

Luke.

[Pazuzu]

:WTF: :lol: what are you on about gort?

[frys_red_jacket]

i would have asked the same :lol:

[gort]

JLE mentioned someone named Luke.......just razzing her...

Lukey lukey Loo

LOL

[jle1993]

GORT! If you don't stop going on about Luke I won't tell you about Jake and Ross...*!&:@ Me and my big mouth

[frys_red_jacket]

oh god there's 2 more??

[gort]

You're a little Cleopatra with that ever growing harem!! LOL

But do any of these guys like you??? Or do you worship from afar?

[CartoonMan]

Flexo!

The little goatee man!

[jle1993]

You're a little Cleopatra with that ever growing harem!! LOL

But do any of these guys like you??? Or do you worship from afar?

Lets say they didn't send me a Valentine but I'm frequently told by them that they love me.
Lets see theres:

Luke
Ross
Jake
Charlie
Tom
Ben
Barry
Hayden

thats it for now

[gort]

Not one valentine from all of them???

Slackers!!

[jle1993]

Don't worry, they'll be grovelling for forgiveness on Monday, if they don't then I'll ignore them, and they hate it when I ignore them

[0]

IT must have been the beard that got me to choose Coilette....i mean Flexo

[jle1993]

Flexo is soooo much hotter than Bender, its the soul patch that does it

[bending_unit_22]

I'm really sorry Bender. I still love you but Flexo's just way more hotter than you. But your personality is a lot more better than his. Bender's just lucky that he has that attitude. If he didn't then I would dump him and go with Flexo. Maybe if Bender gets a magnetic beard like that then things would probably change.

[jle1993]

Magnets make him sing folk songs, not good

[0]

I think hes a good folk song singer

[bending_unit_22]

Only f he wears them on his head. But if he wears them in his neck area then he won't sing. They even mention that on a commentary. Bender can wear magnets on his neck and he won't sing.

[gort]

Way to straighten 'em out bendy!!!

See?? Commentary tracks are cool!!!

[0]

Thanks for the new Tidbit

[jle1993]

I never noticed...oh well, I still prefer Flexo

[bending_unit_22]

It's weird. I like Flexo's looks better but then I like Bender's personality better. Robot love is so twisted.

[jle1993]

Or should that be bent?

[0]

Haha. Good one

[jle1993]

I thought so ;)

[bending_unit_22]

It can be bent, twisted, balled up, thrown in the gutter, lit on fire, stomped on, amd torn. It depends on the robot. But in Bender and Flexo's case, it's bent.

[jle1993]

So maybe they should get together ;);)

[0]

Bedner+Flexo=One Wacky Time

[jle1993]

Hell yell, fun too

[bending_unit_22]

They would make an interesting couple. Maybe we can get another Bending Unit robot and they could have a threesome.

[0]

This topic has taken a turn for the weird

[bending_unit_22]

Okay let's change the subject. Flexo's sexier than bender because of his beard and Bender's personality is better than Flexo's because Flexo is way too nice.

[gort]

Robot porn?


Nah, I'm good.

[jle1993]

Good for the normal Gary :razz:;)

[gort]

Who is Gary???

[jle1993]

*slaps head*
Glitter

I was making a joke refering to the other thread

[gort]

Okay, but he's not normal!!!

[jle1993]

I know he's not, he's creepy.

[Gurman169]

I am not going to respond to that

[jle1993]

Thats properbly a good idea Gman

[pimp man]

go bender just kidding


I aint gay from duece bigalow

[jle1993]

Whaaa, I don't get it

[gort]

Me neither.....

Explain!!!

[bending_unit_22]

"Whatchoo talking bout willis?"

[pimp man]

theres this guy he liked a guy then he goes i aint gay

[gort]

Okay.

We have to start staying on topic in the polls area. If it isn't poll related, it will be deleted.

Just try and be carefull, everyone! I'm guilty too!!!

[pimp man]

ok but bender is cool

[Cloverfield]

He sure is.

[pimp man]

yep

[jle1993]

And avoid posts that are pointless too

Flexos the best

[bending_unit_22]

Flexo's the best looking bending unit but Bender has the best personality.

[jle1993]

Looks count, and Bender's a thief

[beccal1993]

i forgot hu i voted 4

[Calum]

Coilette :D

[aelchris]

leyla

[JetGirl]

no love for Roberto?

i dig the crazy :D

[Pariah]

Roberto isn't even on the list. Poor Roberto.

[JetGirl]

right?
i choose him

[phenom forever]

I voted bender because he is the best! He also imo looks the best!!

[Jurassic Barker]

Bender.

[FryWalker]

Coilettete deffinitly. i love her body even though she is a robot

[frys_red_jacket]

wow....erm...... dunno what to say to that......

[FryWalker]

i was kidding lol
im no robosexual!

[Cloverfield]

Thats what you want us to believe lol

[NovaMist]

Coilette, baby! ;)

I'd pick Bender, but he smokes - eww, smoker's breath! - and Coilette IS Bender who doesn't smoke.

Eh, does that even make sense?

*shakes head*

;)

[thezapper]

robot devil is the cutest.....and hedonism bot meow

[FryRulz]

coilette is the better looking one, if you like metal

[JetGirl]

robot devil is the cutest.....and hedonism bot meow

lol

[BenderIsG0d]

Lol... Bender???

[KingZoidberg]

im not picking Flexo or Bender, there both dudes